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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) woww you're twisted, who said I needed to be good on the ground when you have as good stand up skills as I? Check out my fight with Sari-Sari boy who is now a brown belt at bitchsu after he begged for me to wipe my butt with his belt. I've worked hard on my wrestling and balance and I'm probably harder to take down now then I've ever been. I can last on the ground longer than you can on your feet.
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) Fair play, no no you're quit right between the difference of a purple belt and the brown belt. The only difference is I promote people by using purple belts as my toilet paper so they turn to brown belt. You must be very proud. My bite is backed up with four finishes. Thank you, thank you very much.
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) Sorry pet, I'll be too busy training for my tournament and then after my training I will be too busy using your Jiu Bitchsu belt to wipe my arse with. It's a brown belt for a reason. The last three guys I fought we're purple belts + at Jiu Bitchsu. You're in a crowd. I have no doubt you will win your fight against tick tock bum, if you do not finish him in the first round I will be disappointed with your performance. I dare you to try and throw 10 stand up strikes against him or do you hit like a girl? Ah that's a stupid question the amputees I do charity with hit more pads than you. Zap Zap.
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) I love him too, I hope he becomes champion and smack talker of the month second time in a row, he deserves it. Peace Zap Zap. Thanks Zap Zap. No worries brotha. You da best Zap Zap. I know Zap Zap. Lets play a game, what time during the fight will Lepoo get knocked out? I reckon 2nd round 31 seconds in Closest person wins 5k go go Zap Zap
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) The poster would look better with me there with the belt around my waist while I'm resting one foot on the bloodied face of Lepoo and one foot on the battered body of Sierrawful Smack talker of the month back to back baby where is my MONEYYYYY
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) LET ME BANG BRO No for real lets go, gonna be a great fight you may have been around longer and had longer to train but I've knocked more people out I've trained as effectively as possible I can bet I'm stronger, better conditioned and faster than you. I think that if I don't knock you out in the first round then you will decision me through attempting to clinch rape, you have a good chin and mine has not been tested lets see. Do not underestimate my clinch game.
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    Do you have to be VIP for greasemonkey to work? Noob question sorry!
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) Thanks for clearing that up Tony! We'll leave it for Mr Silva to get his hype & pop up to my standard before I want to see our owner waste his time.
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) So first of all, why on earth does that make sense if I have a the appearance of a toddler and I'm making 12 year old jokes? You're relatively unknown? That's the verbal equivalent of saying "I could be shit or I could be the champion" so I guess I agree with you there. CV fights at a higher weight class than DJ which was my point I'm glad you analyzed it and proved it right my exaggeration sure did prove my point. I'll give you a deal, if I'm the champion I will not fight you because I will be busy defending my championship, but if for some reason I do not become champion we can meet at 175. However I don't think catchweight fights are in this game we could both move to the 170 division for a fight.
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) Well I guess you're going down then, like your career and your mum last night. I'm the best in my division you're a bum in yours, make your excuses to swap divisions boy. Our fight will be good but I don't know if you could manage a constant diet until you're at lightweight you fat bitch. You're logic is silly it's like Cain Velasquez calling out Demetrious Johnson, you just thought you could join in with the bad boys turns out you just made yourself look like a stupid fat bum. If you actually make the effort to come down and earn your title shot then I will look forward to knocking you into last week. So heres a checklist for you dummy Beat some low life slow clockwork dude Lose lots of weight (this is where you will probably fail) Beg to our owner for a new contract in lightweight Earn your title shot Lose to me after getting hit with the zap zap
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) Oh yeah I will just become champion of the lightweight division and then jump up to the light heavyweight division, makes a lot of sense. But then again Mr Silva by the looks of your face it looks like you've had a childhood you will never forget. What a silly challenge, meet me at welterweight or rot in the light heavyweight division.
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    An interview with Zachary 'Zap Zap' White http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Reporter: First of all Zachary, thank you for giving us your time for an interview and congratulations on your place in the tournament, do you see yourself as a favourite coming in? Zap Zap: I have a really tough fight in Lepew, I try not to underestimate or overestimate because I honestly predicted a tougher fight with Sudo. Lepew is one hell of a tough guy and me and him both deserve to be champions, it's going to be a great fight and that's motivating me. Reporter: You have had a very long time to prepare for your fight against Lepew, do you enjoy having lots of time to train? Zap Zap: Well yeah it gives me a chance to sharpen all my tools and give Lepew a little surprise Reporter: Do you mind telling us what you have been working on? I'm sure Lepew won't read this because he is French of course. Zap Zap: Oh he is too busy running away? No I'm joking. Since I've joined Barbarian Fight Club I've really been working on my strength and conditioning and like I said a little surprise for Lepew in our fight, I've been analyzing his fights over and over again looking for habits and weaknesses and noticed a few advantages he's had and I'm just working my ass off trying to iron them out. Reporter: Did you notice any advantages you had over him when you spent time analyzing his fights? Zap Zap: I'm sure we will find out soon enough, he may be French but that doesn't make him stupid... Or does it Reporter: What do you predict the outcome of the Sudo vs Sierra fight? Zap Zap: I think Sierra wins hands down, he is a beast on the ground and has the edge with his wrestling. But it is always interesting watching two brown belts mix it up. Reporter: So you think if you go through Lepew you will be fighting Sierra for the belt? Zap Zap: Yes, but it shouldn't be that way. Me and Lepew HAVE to be the favourites for this tournament we are both unbeaten, the final would of been so much sweeter if it was both of us fighting in it. Now one of the best fighters has to come either fourth or third place and I don't think that's right. Reporter: We're nearly out of time just a few final quick questions, we have seen you do a lot of smack talking but you seem to have calmed down in this interview. Are we seeing a more improved Zachary 'Zap Zap' White? Zap Zap: Listen ***** I came on this show to help you out and you call me immature what the **** you will all see how mature I am when I flush Lepoo and book both the bums Sierra and Sudo into daycare. *** you all and I hope that *interview suddenly cuts out*
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) Trash talker of the month bitches, do I get a bonus? Or does it mean I'm automatically champion? Aw man that don't matter Lepoo ain't gonna turn up for my fight anyway he is too busy being flushed by a 3 year old. Great write Tony must of taken a lot of time! Which is exactly what I don't expect with my fight against Lepoo. He is going down.... The drain.
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    Personally I believe it should of been White vs Sierra and Lepoo vs Sudo because White and Lepoo are the 1 and 2 but you know what, Zachary White is just gonna have a hard semi final and an easy final
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    A beating of a life-time is a funny thing to call a draw LOL
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    Ahh okay sounds cool! I have no problem Zachary White will win the title, so I just have a prolonged training period whilst I wait for other competitors to join in the tournament?
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Haha can't you tell I'm a huge Chael Sonnen fan?! Yeah anyways a tournament sounds like fun! Hopefully we will get a new lot of 155'ers because there is a bit of a gap in the division at the moment. I think Jeremy Bumdy could be a contender but he declined a fight with me sooo... he's a bitch but anyway I just wanna get in there and give some bitches the zap zap in under a minute again
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944) @Twinkletoes You will get submitted by Newton, I'm just calling it as I see it. @Newton I thought you won the fight brother, but it was a great fight none the less. Good job And to Lepoo who is 2nd rank in MY division, lets go duckling I'll see how much of a punching bag you really are, bitch you are not ready for the ZAP ZAP! Anderson Fagster wasn't, Sari Sari boy wasn't, Patryck 'Let him up and get knocked out' Mendes wasn't and finally Gayki Poodo wasn't either. So PooPoo Lepoo are you ready to lose your consciousness? Oh and I nearly forgot to mention on my offensive rant, why not make it a championship fight? It only makes sense right? There is only two stands out in the division Zap Zap and LePoo. If not we should raise the stakes, loser leaves the division. How about that then? Are you a gambler Mr. Lepoo?
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary White Ten seconds, that is all I have to say for now. Zap zap.
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    Thanks mate I have no idea what Mr Mendes was thinking standing up but damn did my fighter make him pay for it
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    http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40b15.jpg Zachary White: Round 2? Round 2? We didn't get past the first minute before he got hit with the ZAP. Give me Sudo and I can guarantee the only good his brown belt will have is with wiping his blood of his face. I am ready to dominate this division, are y'all bitches ready for the zap zap?!
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    Simon Fry 4-0 on a crazy streak knocking punks all over the place http://www.mmatycoon....php?FID=213724 I would prefer a contract in London but good money could persuade me to move him elsewhere He is a bantamweight but could easily move to featherweight. He could also become a kickboxer instead of fighting mma
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