Jakeebler

first off: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I honestly can't believe people are going this ape shit over the fact that I'm trying to make for an interesting fight. Mike is #9, yes.. so why not accept a challenge from a lesser fighter, just for the sake of it? Is there really some big credit or prize at stake? No. I didn't think that when I challenged him that I'd getting 20 other people saying "I'll kick your ass instead." WHY??? Also, why not cheer for the little guy?? We all gotta start somewhere! Anyone remember that guy at Tiananmen Square? He stood up to a line of TANKS!! And that's an image that will last throughout history! No one called him a "noob" or insulted him! And the tanks did exactly what Mike Tycoon is doing - BACKED DOWN!!!

You are making everyone in this thread less intelligent. Stop while you're ahead. BOY!

I don't cater my fights to what other people want. When I want to fight someone, they have to fight. Otherwise, they lose by default. You take notes from ME, boy!! I fear no man!

Brains are rewarded in schools... If you want success in the ring, you need BALLS!

Then his #9 rank is a FARCE!! He should be stripped of his titles for being a wuss!

I accept... AFTER I FIGHT MIKE TYCOON, BOY! I don't want any of your newbie fighters! I want the REAL DEAL! BOY!!

How am I proving you right? My claim was that I'd take you on right after I fight MIKE TYCOON, boy!! I'm a man of my word

Or, the more on talks themselves up, the less likely people are to rise to the challenge. In this case, I'm thinking MIKE TYCOON is proving me right. Boy!

First of all, he was never found guilty. Secondly, let's show some respect to the deceased.

I know my role and I know my place. It's in the ring, boy! And when I'm through setting out what I was destined to do, I'll be ready for YOU, boy!! Think about it this way, you've got time to prepare for your own mission to destroy me. You'll need the practice. BOY!!!

I'm disappointed in you J-SQUAT! I'm not genius, but I know to mind my own business when another man has his own agenda. I'll deal with you only after I deal with TYCOON!! There is nothing you can do or say that will effect that. So my suggestion for you is to shut up, sit down, and wait for your arse kicking when that time comes. You UNDERSTAND THAT, BOY!????

We do it now, BOY!!! I like to keep this jive RAW!!

Alright J-SQUAT! I wish you'd open your ears to the music I'm producing. If I wanted to fight you, I'd call you out. No if's, ands, or but's about it. My calling out is for MIKE TYCOON!!!!!!! Once I've taken his jive down to a lesser level (by pummeling him), I will allow any challengers to step up! Y'all wanna dance? Get Mike to step up first. BOY!!!!

((That's what my problem with Jacoby and Gresbisz has been. I have been focusing so hard on Hallquist that I left them to die. This is my emergence of the Jakeebler Elf. LOL))

Don't question me, BOY!

Recognize it! Because you'll forever remember the day when you first heard about the JAKEEBLER ELF!!! The man who came out of nowhere, to dethrone the very man who created this simulation!!! BOY!!!!!!

Show me the dotted line and I'll sign!!!! Mike Tycoon is about to be in a TYCOMA!!!!!

Sensors indicate PAIN COMING FOR MIKE TYCOON!!!!!!!!! I'm watchin' you, boy!!!

Ya, and I'll make quite a name for myself as soon as people stop running for the hills and step up to my challenges!! I can't believe how some top fighters can't even step up! You should lose your rankings just for your cowardice alone! We should start calling this the MMA JEKEEBLER FORUM!!! I own you, Tycoon!!! I OWN YOU, BOY!!!!

YES!!! You scared, boy????

I'm flattered by your invitation. It's an invitation I will gladly accept, but only after I fight MIKE TYCOON alone! I don't need his thugs stepping into this match on his behalf. WHERE ARE YOU MIKE?!?!? I'M CALLING YOU OUT, BOY!!! And then for dessert, I'll take on Nelson Reyes! BOY!!

Well, if he's #9 then it should be an easy win for him! Why all the stalling?? How else am I going to get my fighter out there, if I'm not calling mo-fos OUT!!

Don't be scared!!! I WANT YOU!!!! YOU CAN"T RUN FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

One of my fighters (Jonathan "The Jekeebler Elf" Jacoby") is CALLING OUT Mike Tycoon to a fight (or one of his fighters). He will not take NO for an answer!!!