Impaler

BTW ... its a game 2016-09-19 02:39:23 just give me the rematch please... its a game! Re: ... its a game 2016-09-19 02:45:09 I offered you fair fights for your guys rank. You even said Pete Jacobs was a fair fight. Then you declined it. Ill send Pete again and you can accept it or you can sit til January. I will NOT be sending another Wilshire fight to you. Re: Re: ... its a game 2016-09-19 02:49:15 omg!! every body is rebuzzing my post... before long Mike will see it....

Normally I agree. I actually cut Tyrone's guy rather than go through this with him. But this guy rubbed me the wrong way from the get go. Plus even though I said Id put him in timeout, I still sent an offer for Jacobs, who he said himself was a fair fight. He turned it down twice. Ive never understood can crushing. It seems to take more time than normal fighting. I mean scout one guy you are sent, or scout the whole division looking for the perfect opponent. lol Hmmmmmmmm

LMAO Thats funny I just dropped one of Tyrone Barnes' guys and told my alliance to avoid him. Oh well Ill keep Fernandez under contract so when he gets booted by Mike for being a cheater he can have a good manager to deal with.

So I signed this guy and he asked for a warm up fight vs another fighter and I sent it. The manager is Hayden Richardson. Then after he wins easily this happens.... Conversation history please.. 2016-09-19 01:36:54 please restructure my fighter "Lee Fernandez" contract for 145lbs... thats the division he belongs in... please! Re: please.. 2016-09-19 01:42:32 Sorry 145 is only 300k. Re: Re: please.. 2016-09-19 01:43:17 please! im begging you! Re: Re: Re: please.. 2016-09-19 01:44:00 Sorry, that is a 300k division, and you are not qualified. Re: Re: Re: Re: please.. 2016-09-19 01:44:18 come on!!! please.. 2016-09-19 01:45:53 or at least give my fighter "lee fernandez" a rematch with jack wilshere Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 01:52:28 noooo!!! this dude deserves his title shot... i know he requested this fight, but no.. gimme some other offers Fight Offered Fighter : Lee Fernandez Opponent : Drako Bravo Weight : 155 lbs Rounds : 3 Title : No Event : RFC 11: Unforegiven Matchmaker : The Impaler Date : 2016-10-08 Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 01:56:45 come on!! this dudes muay thai is incredible compared to fernandez's... Fight Offered Fighter : Lee Fernandez Opponent : Pete Jacobs Weight : 155 lbs Rounds : 3 Title : No Event : RFC 11: Unforegiven Matchmaker : The Impaler Date : 2016-10-08 fights 2016-09-19 01:57:48 either you do business with me or leave me and my fighter alone... Re: fights 2016-09-19 01:59:01 Then sit your best guy until January. Choice is yours. Re: Re: fights 2016-09-19 02:00:19 rematch or different fight... choice is yours... i wasnt asking either.. Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:00:55 how about the fight u offered before this.. Fight Offered Fighter : Lee Fernandez Opponent : Drako Bravo Weight : 155 lbs Rounds : 3 Title : No Event : RFC 11: Unforegiven Matchmaker : The Impaler Date : 2016-10-08 Re: Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:02:08 No thanks. Your in timeout. Re: Re: Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:03:23 pete jacobs is a fair fight... if u dont offer that fight im reporting you.. for unfairness and horrible business management... ... 2016-09-19 02:06:11 thats what i thought Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:13:54 Hmm... which fight should I choose? Pete Jacobs or Jack Wilshere... u choose one and send it... Fight Offered Fighter : Lee Fernandez Opponent : Pete Jacobs Weight : 155 lbs Rounds : 3 Title : No Event : RFC 11: Unforegiven Matchmaker : The Impaler Date : 2016-10-08 Re: Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:14:47 I just sent Pete Jacobs moron (he declined it) Re: Re: Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:16:08 Keep it up "moron"... just gimme the rematch already.. Re: Re: Re: Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:16:54 That is not happening clown. Re: Re: Re: Re: Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:22:10 I said keep it up.. now your gonna suffer the consequences... im making a post in BUZZ and im private messaging MIKE TYCOON.... Fighter Declined the fight offer. 2016-09-19 02:22:41 REMATCH... Fight Offered Fighter : Lee Fernandez Opponent : Pete Jacobs Weight : 155 lbs Rounds : 3 Title : No Event : RFC 11: Unforegiven Matchmaker : The Impaler Date : 2016-10-08

That is why you finish the fights, and take it out of the judges hands. Like my boy Xerxes Anderson.

RFC 7: New Horizons brought to us by Hilo’s own Vikai Gear!!! The merchandise partner of Rebirth FC! Be sure to check them out, as Vikai has some reasonably priced clothing for your fighters. The famed Hiyashi’s Lounge in Hilo was packed with people here to see the hottest ticket on the islands….RFC headlined by Hawaii’s top two fighters. Hawaiin governor David Ige was in attendance. David claimed to be a fan of both fighters in the main event. Way to ride the fence like a true politician! The University of Hawaii Band and many alumni were in attendance to watch their Rainbow Warrior. Others in attendance included RFC champion Algernon Cadwallader, Samwell Tarly, AJ Rogers, Holly Stackhouse, and Vien Chi. Cadwallader and Tarly were said to be scouting the always dangerous Hanzo Hasashi. Tarly and Hanzo have a history of trash talk which has the Hilo fans in a fit in anticipation of a potential match up with a Hanzo win. Cadwallader knows such a fight would be a clear #1 contenders match for his belt. Cadwallader was in attendance with his new love interest Demi Lovato. In Impaler’s box he was hosting VIPs former AFC and SPFC champ Aleksey "Cat" Markov, Cemel Pasa and David Elis. The VIPs were joined by Jennifer Lawerence, Nikki Minaj and Ariana Grande. Rumors immediately swirled about Markov and Lawerence, who were seen looking very cozy in the back corner of the box. Patriots Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski were in attendance. Tom is said to be a huge Cliff Hangar fan. However, Raja Khan promised pre-fight Tom would leave the Lounge feeling a little deflated. Rob Gronkowski was interviewed prior to the event, he stated “Fire bad!” Gennady Golovkin was on hand. He caught a flight out to see the event after dusting another opponent earlier in the evening. Triple G seemed very impressed with the action on display in RFC. Before the event started Impaler brought manager Tyrone Barnes and his fighter David Ellis to the cage. David recently signed a deal with RFC to join the 155lb division. David is 25 years old and declined fights vs 20 year old Murphy McManus and 18 year old Oroku Saki, claiming he needed “fair fights.” Impaler then invited newly signed Oroku “the Shredder” Saki to the cage. Saki demanded David Ellis grow a set and sign to face him in the RFC octagon, or forever be known as a coward. But David Ellis only cowered behind his manager in fear of Oroku. The Shredder threw manager Tyrone Barnes aside like the b*tch that he is, and grabbed Ellis around the throat. Ellis, quivering with fear, proceeded to urinate all over himself. Impaler then took out Ellis’ contract, pulled his pants down and proceeded to wipe his arse with it. The Hilo crowd booed the two bums, Barnes and Ellis are they left Hayashi’s Lounge with their tails between their legs. They booed more as they waited for crews to change the octagon mat cover so the RFC fighters did not have to fight in urine. Rumor has it David Ellis was them beat up in the parking lot by Markov, Pasa and Cadwallader at the urging of Impaler. 185 lbs OJ Nordberg vs Ilbert Tash Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00 The first fight of the main card was the first man to best 185 champ Cliff Hangar, Ilbert Tash vs OJ Nordberg. After Tash’s win OJ called out Tash. But Tash has no back down in him and he gladly accepted the challenge. As OJ arrived at the arena in his white Bronco fans could see the killer instinct in his eyes. OJ’s camp mate and sparring partner, Camanche Todd, claimed OJ was in the best shape of his life. But Tash wasn’t going to go down without a fight. Tash brought his well rounded game plan to the cage with him, and he challenged OJ in every aspect of the game, banging on the feet, slugging in the clinch, and taking the fight to the ground. But OJ would not be denied as he repeatedly brought the game to his bread and butter in the clinch. Tash, being the beast he is, welcomed the clinch and tried his beast to get at OJ in the clinch. But OJ was just too much for him, rocking him in the second. Tash, however, wouldn’t go away, and hung in til the final bell sounded. The judges and fans gave Tash a standing ovation as he walked battered and beaten from the RFC cage. Meanwhile, OJ thanked the fans, who began chanting “Juice! Juice! Juice!” 155 lbs Velgar Disosiondars vs Gylfi Hallgrimsson Submission (Triangle Choke) 3 02:20 Impaler’s second fight of the main card was a potential fight of the night contender. A clash of styles, Gylfi came in a clear favorite on the odds in Vegas. The Icelander, coming off a big win in his RFC debut, was looking to take a step closer to gold with a win. Velgar, was appearing to be headed in the opposite direction after calling out Samwell Tarly and catching a severe beat down. But you never know how things will go in the RFC cage. But the Juggernaut came out like a man possessed. He stormed across the cage and allowed Gylfi to get the clinch. Right away he pulled guard and began looking for subs like it was the hunt for Red October. Finally he pulled a slick sweep and dominated the round before the bell. But Gylfi wasn’t going to go out easily, as he came out and worked Velgar over in round two with his stand up. As the third round opened Gylfi was again getting the better of the stand up exchanges, when all of a sudden his arrogance took over and he took Velgar to the mat. It was clear his manager, Noah Snow, knew it was a mistake, as he was seen screaming and throwing things beside the cage in frustration. But before Gylfi could rectify the situation, Velgar was on him. Before the white belt knew what was going on, Velgar had a tight triangle around his neck, and he was collecting his Submission of the Night check. A bewildered Hallgrimsson was interviewed after the fight, still in shock from allowing the fight slip away could only stammer out, “It was the weather.” 155 lbs Hanzo Hasashi vs William Oberhauser TKO (Strikes) 2 01:48 The third fight of the main card saw one of the hottest fighter in RFC today face off vs a tough RFC veteran. Hanzo “Scorpion” Hasashi brought his talk and his walk to the RFC cage. Hanzo promised Oberhauser would feel his sting, and he would finally get his shot at the man he has his sights set on, Samwell Tarly. Oberhauser, an avid gardener, floated the comment pre-fight that Hanzo appeared to be looking beyond their fight to Tarly, and it would be a mistake. But when the bell sounded for the match, Hanzo had his sights square on Oberhauser, and he was locked in to kill mode. Hanzo moved quickly to his devastating clinch game and began tenderizing William’s face and body like a cheap steak. Hanzo worked the clinch to near perfection as Oberhauser’s corner debated throwing in the towel. But before the towel came, came the fall of Oberhauser as he hit one knee and the ref stopped the carnage. The Scorpion then took the mic and pointed to the back of the arena. “Samwell Tarly!!!!!!!!!! Im coming for you!!!!!!! Then you’re next Cadwallder!!!! There will be nowhere to run!!!! The days of you guys hiding behind Impaler are over!!!!” Hanzo then dropped the mic and motioned with his hands around his waist like he was putting on his belt. 185 lbs Raja Khan vs Cliff Hangar TKO (Strikes) 1 00:29 185 lbs Title The fourth fight of the night saw the most vicious man in RFC facing off against the 185 champion in an unprecedented fight. Khan, the challenger, came in as an overwhelming favorite in the Vegas books. Khan, possibly the most hyped fighter in RFC, has dismantled everyone in his way to the belt. Rumors swirled that Khan was sparring with Roy Jones Jr. and getting the better of him routinely. RJJ, did not dispel the rumors by talking about how much respect he had for Khan’s boxing. But Hangar was not fazed by the hype. Impaler took a sample of Khan’s DNA and sent it to the Human Genome Project to see if he were truly a descendant of Ghengis Khan, as rumored. In an unbelievable twist, the results came back to show Khan was a direct descendant of not only Ghengis Khan, but also Atilla the Hun!!!! Hangar came to the cage with his #1 fan, Star Trek icon William Shatner. However, Impaler’s hype machine had Khan carried to the ring on a chair in full Ghengis Khan Warrior armor. And just like so many rulers whose time was ended by Ghengis Khan, Raja came to the cage and put an abrupt end to the reign of Cliff Hangar in less than 30 seconds. Khan used his boxing to unleash a brutality that would have made his infamous ancestors proud as he blasted away at the over matched champion. Hangar, to his credit landed a couple big shots of his own, but the Sultan of Swing just became more ferocious. A right hand that just barely clipped Hangar just added to the lore of Khan as Hangar spun to the canvas like a top. But the ref was slow to react as the animal Khan pounced on Hangar for more punishment!!!!! William Shatner was heard outside the ring as Hangar hit the mat exclaiming, “KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 265+ lbs Akuma Kamealoha vs Hanaiakamalama Luahoomae KO (Punches) 1 00:05 265+ lbs Title The final fight of the night was the one all the Hilo faithful had been waiting for. As stated by Akuma, this is “Da biggest fight we ever seen on de island.” Both men received standing ovations as they came to the cage. The Big Kahuna, as usual, was accompanied by his harem of Hula girls, while Luahoomae, not to be upstaged, came to the ring with the University of Hawaii cheerleaders. Every guy in attendance looked to be jealous of both men. The two biggest Hawaiian stars in RFC today took the center of the cage and gave the fans an epic stare down, as the energy in the arena grew to a fever pitch with anticipation. The Lounge was shaking as if it were an earthquake as the two Hilo behemoths prepared for action. The bell sounded and Akuma came racing across the cage like a bat out of hell. A quick, solid jab right on the nose watered the Rainbow Warrior’s eyes as they swelled and let a huge gash across the bridge of his nose. Clearly his nose was broken from the first strike. Like te sharks he swims with routinely in the ocean, Akuma wasted no time in going for the kill at the small of blood. A huge combination finshied off with a massive uppercut put the Warrior face down in the mat in only 5 seconds!!!!!!!! The Hilo fans were stunned!!!!!! And the arena was silent as Luahoomae laid face first on the canvas. Akuma stood over the fallen foe and asked, “Bradduh, is that all you got?!!!!!” Akuma then took to the mic and proclaimed he came for a fight and challenged 3 any three people from the crowd. “Bruddahs and Sistas I am here to enderdain you!” The cheerleaders attended to Luahoomae and got him out of the cage as 3 men entered the cage to the delight of the Hilo faithful. The ref looked at Impaler, who just shrugged and said, “Im not going to try and stop him, are you?” The bell sounded as all 4 men were locked into the cage, and within seconds Akuma had dispatched all three men as the crowd chanted “Kahuna! Kahuna!” Impaler personally presented the Big Kahuna with his fight of the night trophy and check, as the Hilo crowd roared with approval!!!!!!

RFC 6: Starburst brought to us by Hilo’s own Vikai Gear!!! The merchandise partner of Rebirth FC! Be sure to check them out, as Vikai has some reasonably priced clothing for your fighters. The latest installment of RFC was one for the record books!!!!!! A record breaking crowd was on hand to see the action. In a surprise move, Hawaii’s own President Barack Obama was on hand for the show. Obama is rumored to be a huge Cadwallader fan. The President looked a little uneasy when he saw George R R Martin was on hand, as usual, for Tarly’s fight. Also on hand were RFC fighters Hanzo Hasashi, Taichi Katino, “The Sultan of Swing” Raja Khan and Spanyard Kruger. Hanzo was already talking up a match with Tarly before the event could even start. Hanzo claimed he was there to step in if Cadwallader had an unfortunate showering accident ala Kevin Randleman. On hand with Hanzo and Katino were Japanese models, Kurara Chibana and former Miss Japan Miyuki Miyazaki. Imaler was also entertaining from free agents as always. Julio Cezar and Dio Reaper were in Impaler’s personal box. They were joined by the lovely University of Hawaii’s cheerleaders, Jessica Biel and Emma Watson. Philadelphia Eagles QBs Carson Wentz and Sam Bradford were on hand. However, Sam got a call early into the event, and things appeared to get a little awkward. 155 lbs Pete Jacobs vs Ming Dienasty KO (Punches) 1 02:27 The first fight of the main card saw King Ming Dienasty face off against “The Slaughter” Pete Jacobs. Pete is making his debut in RFC, but had already left his mark on the organization before he ever signed a contract. Pete already holds wins over multiple RFC fighters. Once Impaler saw Pete fight he knew he had to sign the Leeds native. King Ming, Osaka Japan’s most dangerous man, said pre fight he was going to stop Jacob’s run of beating RFC fighters. However besting Jacobs proved to be easier said than done. King Ming, rumored to be looking for friends in Hawaii, quickly got to know Pete’s left and right hand. Shortly thereafter, Pete being the nice guy he is, introduced King Ming to the RFC mat. 265+ lbs Make You Bleed vs Toby Coleman Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00 The second match on the card saw “The Arrogant Ambassador” Toby Coleman taking on the man Impaler calls the future of the RFC Super Heavyweight Division, Make You Bleed. MYB, accompanied to the cage by his brothers of the Steel Penn order, looked ready to seriously hurt someone. Credit has to be given to Toby, who has a solid chin, for taking the punishment MYB was dishing out. In his last fight MYB did not make his opponent bleed, and was swiftly punished for it by his Steel Penn brethren after the fight. MYB seemed to have learned his lesson, as he sliced and diced Coleman throughout the match. By the third round Coleman looked like he was facing Freddy Kruger, not MYB. Coleman probably felt like he was in his worst nightmare as MYB shot after shot, while Coleman struggled with his accuracy with blood pouring into his eyes. After the fight the Steel Penn Order came to the cage with a ceremonial knife and beckoned for MYB to take Coleman’s heart, but Impaler hastily came to the cage and put the kibosh on the ceremony. Impaler told MYB he would have to settle for figuratively taking Coleman’s heart, which he had already done in the fight. 155 lbs Drako Bravo vs Neil McArthy Submission (Armbar) 1 02:49 The third fight on the RFC card saw Drako Bravo facing Neil McArthy. Drako is fresh off of terrorizing opponents in Arena Fighting Championships, and now steps into the RFC cage. Neil unfortunately has been through a rough road in RFC after facing top contenders Algernon Cadwallader and Hanzo Hasashi in his previous RFC bouts. But Drako, out of the legendary LOD alliance, would show no mercy to McArthy. The early takedown was only a formality. If you blinked when the bell sounded you would have assumed the match started with Drako in side control. Once the fight hit the ground it was clear Neil was in hot water. Drako transitioned from on sub to another before finally catching an arm dangling loose for a slick arm bar finish. 265+ lbs Holly Stackhouse vs Mega Pope KO (Superman Punch) 1 02:31 The co-main event saw “The Tank” Holly Stackhouse, the most feared man in RFC’s SHW division, facing off against the man Hilo crowds have christened “The Holy Roller” for his sweet BJJ skills, Mega Pope. Mega Pope is coming off two stellar wins, and was looking to add Holly to the list. Mega Pope seemed unfazed by the fighter who has been ducked by several RFC SHW fighters already without ever stepping into the RFC cage. Rumor has it Tony Duncan went on his current hiatus after he was given the fight offer for Holly. It seems a lot of the RFC SHW roster turned yellow after Holly arrived. But Mega Pope was not one of them, but maybe he should have been. Holly wasted no time in putting his fists to His Holiness. Mega Pope was on his heels so quickly he could only manage one half-hearted takedown attempt in the fight before ending up on the receiving end a Holly Stackhouse Superman Punch. The cage was quickly filled with the inner city kids Holly mentor’s in his spare time. Holly grabbed the microphone and pointed his huge finger at Impaler while yelling “FEED…..ME…..MORE!!!!!!!!!!” Somewhere Vince McMahon was heard screaming trademark infringement at a lawyer. 155 lbs Algernon Cadwallader vs Samwell Tarly TKO (Strikes) 2 04:08 155 lbs Title Finally the main event of the night was one for the ages, as crowd favorite Samwell Tarly faced off against the man who has taken RFC by storm, Algernon Cadwallader. Pre-fight Algernon was quoted as saying, “Samwell thinks he is just going to walk into RFC 6 with the belt and walk out with the belt, but he is wrong. There is a pitfall on his path named Algernon Cadwallader.” President Obama gave his secret service men to Algernon to accompany him to the cage through the pro-Tarly crowd. Tarly then came from the back stage area riding on the Iron Throne with Lena Headey and Rose Lesley on his lap with “The Rains of Castamere” blaring in the speakers. The song caused the secret service to quickly surround the president in case of an attack. George R R Martin was seen giving an evil laugh at the sight. Once all the hoopla was over, the action in the cage was fast and furious. Algernon appeared to be well trained by his people, as he appeared to have an answer for everything Tarly threw at him. Tarly, possibly distracted by all the publicity and fame, appeared of his game. Tarly, as master in the clinch, was even beaten at his own game by Algernon. At one point Cadwallader even mocked Tarly, telling him he was going to get knocked out. Much to the glee of President Obama and the dismay of the crowd, Algernon followed up on his promise, landing a huge uppercut from the clinch to finish Tarly’s night and sending him back to Westeros without his beloved belt. Algernon then took the mic and told the Hilo fans, who loved Samwell so much, they could shove it while hoisting the belt in one hand and a middle finger from the other. A spit fountain rained down from the crowd as Algernon continued to taunt the Hilo natives with his belt. The president was quickly ushered out of the arena by secret service, but not before quickly taking a selfie with the new champ and his spit shined belt.

RFC 5: Reduced to Rubble brought to us by Hilo’s own Vikai Gear!!! The merchandise partner of Rebirth FC! Be sure to check them out, as Vikai has some reasonably priced clothing for your fighters. RFC 5 was another stellar night of entertainment at the Underground brought to you by RFC and the RFC fighters. The RFC faithful were out in full force as always. RFC fighter Ming Dienasty, Michael O’Malley and Marlo Standfield were seen in the crowd. Impaler was surprised to see Marlo, since he appears to be nowhere to be found when fight offers are sent his way. Word has it O’Malley was seen with WWE Diva Becky Lynch. According to his camp roommate Dirk Hammer, Becky has been getting “The Monster” twice a day. Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo was also on hand. It was really nice of Impaler to turn one of the luxury boxes into a padded room for him and to have an attendant there just to puree food for Tony so he wouldn’t choke. SF 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick was also on hand. Colin stated he was just trying to lay low and have a quiet night away from all the controversy swirling around him. As always Impaler’s personal box was filled with starlets for the FAs he is entertaining, Garrett Reddish and OJ Nordberg. They were enjoying the company of Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Benson, Megan Fox and Zoe Kravitz. OJ was asked what he thought of the women, his reply, “OJ’s gonna give these ladies their daily dose of vitamin D.” NBA stars Dirk Nowitzki, Derrick Rose and Legend Charles Barkley were on hand. Before the event a lucky fan will be chosen to sing the national anthem……..and the winner is the fan in section D, row 4, seat 16……..(a spotlight pans to Colin Kaepernick). Impaler facepalms. 185 lbs Ilbert Tash vs Cliff Hangar Submission (Triangle) 3 01:45 The main event of the night saw the Deadman walking Illbert Tash facing off against the champ Cliff Hanger. Tash has been put in line for the chopping block by his manager, EJ Thribb, but was willing to headline some events for Impaler, because EJ is a stand-up guy like that. From the early going it seemed clear Hanger was not on his game. Could it be Khan was already in his head?!!!! For two rounds the men traded takedowns, with neither being able to make any headway on the ground, but in the third things changed. Hangar hit a beautiful takedown into side control on Tash, who appeared to be in danger finally. The Hilo crowd was on their feet cheering on The Icelander as he finally had the upper hand on Tash, but a momentary lapse in concentration allowed Tash to slide on beautiful triangle and Hangar was done. Maybe it was Khan, maybe it Cliff was just coasting without the title on the line, whatever the case, Cliff better bring his A game vs Khan. Or he will become another victim of the Sultan of Swing. In another surprising move OJ Nordberg jumped to his feet (knocking over Ashley and Hayden. He ran to the ring, grabbed the mic, and got in Illbert Tash’s face. OJ said “You’re going to the scrap heap, and I’m the man who is going to send you there!!!!!!” Then Impaler brought the RFC contract to the ring and OJ signed the dotted line for a 5 fight deal with RFC live on PPV!!!!!! 185 lbs Raja Khan vs Justin Sane TKO (Strikes) 1 00:16 The 4th fight on the card promised to be a barn burner. Impaler had been quoted pre-fight he felt Sane vs Khan was FOTN material. Khan, coming off a big win, was facing off against the Island Veteran, Justin Sane. But alas the barn was burnt 16 seconds after the bell sounded. The descendant of Ghengis Khan, Raja made short work of his second RFC opponent. Khan came blazing across the cage throwing bombs on the bewildered Sane. 4 punches in and Sane was Justin Othervictim of Khan’s wrath. Khan then looked around the cage and found a camera. Pointing straight into the camera Khan threatened……”Your next Hanger!” In the back Illbert Tash was heard saying he was glad he wasn’t fighting for the title. As he would “Hate to be on that guys hit list.” 265+ lbs Make You Bleed vs Alex Iwobi TKO (Punches) 1 02:57 The 3rd fight of the main card saw Make You Bleed vs “The Danger” Alex Iwobi. From the opening bell it was clear the only “danger” Make You Bleed was in was the danger of not breaking a sweat. Bleed brought the pain on Danger as he battered Iwobi with big shots to the head. Iwobi looked to his corner for help, but his trainer Kenny Robertson just shrugged his shoulders. While he is looking away MYB landed a huge right hand and the Danger was over before he even knew what hit him. After the match manager Steel Penn and his henchmen came into the cage and bound MYB to the cages, giving him 10 lashes with what appeared to be a cat of 9 tails. Steel Penn said Make You Bleed did not make Alex bleed and had to be punished for his indiscretion. Most of the Hilo crowd looked on in horror, but Tony Romo just sat eating his pureed hot dog. Tony was heard saying he’d seen Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones do worse. 265+ lbs Karl Ellison vs Anthony Silva TKO (Strikes) 1 00:49 The second fight on the main card saw RFC veteran Karl Ellison vs RFC veteran Anthony Silva. Both men were coming off loses, looking to show Impaler they are worthy of keeping around. Before the fight teh Silverback proclaimed his well-rounded game would be too much for the 1 dimensional boxer, Ellison. El Presidente didn’t say anything, he decided to let his fighting do the talking, and it spoke volumes. 49 seconds in the fight Ellison was all over Silva with his 1 dimensional boxing. Off of a mixed takedown, Ellison rocked Silva and it was all downhill from there. With his opponent still wobbling and pouring blood from a cut, El Presidente adds insult to injury with a big takedown on Silva and follwos it up with GnP until the ref has seen enough and stopped the fight. Ellison stood up and gave Silva a taste of not one crow , but two with the double bird as his beaten opponent lay decimated. 155 lbs Moo Tang vs Trog Hoplite Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00 The first fight of the main card pit two of the weirdest names in Tycoon vs each other. Moo Tang faced Trog Hoplite in a 155 clash of styles. Moo Tang spent three rounds throwing combos and showing no respect for Trog’s stand up at all. Trog dove at Moo’s feet over and over to little success. Trog did get Moo down a couple times in round 2, but was unable to submit the slippery fighter. By the end of the 3rd it was clear Moo had imposed his will on Trog as he received a unanimous decision for the win in which he got 2 rounds scored 10-8. Charles Barkley was quoted as saying about Trog's lack of fight, "That was tuuuurrrible.!"

BTW I plan on working on getting somewhere to train when I get some more money flowing in to be able to keep a gym going.

Keep the money bro. I good for it lol Good luck with your guys. Ill free the rest when they fight. BTW thats cold spitting on your guy like that

RFC 4: Red Alert brought to us by Hilo’s own Vikai Gear!!! The new merchandise partner of Rebirth FC! Be sure to check them out, as Vikai has some reasonably priced clothing for your fighters. The 4th installment of RFC was the best event yet. The 155lb champ Samwell Tarly is extremely popular and is packing the house. On hand to watch Samwell and the other RFC fighters were many celebrities. George R R Martin was once again on hand to witness Samwell’s MMA mastery. George was asked if he was concerned for his favorite fighter, Samwell. George just laughed and said, “Velgar’s odds of winning are about as good as my odds of living to finishing the last GOT book.” Kaley Cuoco was also on hand to watch the event. TMZ has recently linked Kaley to RFC major FA signing, Algernon Cadwallader. Impaler had his typical harem of starlets including Irina Shayk, Arianny Celeste, and Kate Upton. The women were seen getting cozy with top Tycoon FAs Drako Bravo and Cisowianka Naleczowianka. The men looked like they were having a good time. Impaler will surely have them signing on the dotted lines soon. Shaquille O’Neal and Dwight Howard were on hand, both seen wearing Michael OMalley shirts. Peter Dinklage was on hand with Serena Williams and Martha Stewart. 155 lbs Samwell Tarly vs Velgar Disosiondars TKO (Punches) 1 01:18 155 lbs Title Velgar talked himself into this fight by IMing Impaler and talking all kinds of game about how he could take the champion. Impaler, always up for a good laugh, decided to allow Velgar his title shot as requested. Impaler even bet Velger’s manager a higher contract if he were to beat the champ. Samwell Tarly, the People’s Champion, was carried to the ring on the Iron Throne with Sophie Turner sitting on his lap wearing a hula skirt and coconuts. Tarly with his belt in one hand and a coconut in the other while he bobbed to Jay-Z’s 99 Problems blaring in the PA. After a quick kiss from Sophie, Samwell turned his attention to Velgar. The announcers, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Vin Diesel were quick to wonder how Samwell would keep his attention on the fight at hand. With The Rock pointing out he was currently more in the mood for pie than fighting. Pror to the fight people even questioned Tarly’s training, as he seemed to be pulling a “Great White Hype” and eating ice cream instead of training. The Island Gazette even rushed to wonder if Samwell was even taking Velgar seriously. But turn his attention to the cage he did, as Samwell came out guns blazing on Velgar. Velgar appeared stunned the pudgy Tarly could move so fast, and with such cardio. Tarly quick took Velgar to the clinch and began punishing the Juggernaut to the head. After a big uppercut, Tarly landed a monster strike, and Velgar was left dreaming about his big pay day contract as Impaler stood cage side laughing. Later that night Sophie posted some Instagram pictures from a hotel room of her wearing only Samwell’s belt and a smile. The racy photos caused quite a stir on the island as the background of one photo appeared to have a “little person” being double teamed by Serena Williams and Martha Stewart in it while a fat bearded man sat in the corner watching on. 155 lbs Algernon Cadwallader vs Neil McArthy TKO (Strikes) 1 03:13 The co main event of the night saw Algernon Cadwallader looking to set up a big pay day vs the champ, Samwell Tarly. But first he had to get by the always dangerous Neil McArthy. Cadwallader promised to Chew him up and spit him out in a prefight interview. But McCarthy was coming off his stellar KOOTN performance in RFC 2 and was ready to bring it. Unfortunately for McArthy, his one weakness, MT was Algernon’s strength, and it allowed Algernon to impose his will during the match. Cadwallader wasted little time in taking McArthy to the clinch and working him over to the body and head. As Algernon brutally tenderized McArthy’s ribs and pulverized his face, Algernon could be heard calling to Samwell in the camera. Algernon looked into the camera and told Samwell “Winter is Coming.” Algernon has been repeatedly calling his clinch Winter in previous interviews leading up to the fight. Tarley better be prepared, or it will indeed be a long, brutal winter for him. 155 lbs Hanzo Hasashi vs Nikolay Stefanov KO (Punch) 3 00:50 The next fight saw quite possibly the man with the most dangerous ground game in all of Hilo, Hanzo Hasashi, take on Nikolay Stefanov. The Real Dog has some ground game of his own to bring to he cage. Somewhere Dana White could slightly be heard masturbating and rambling about two wrestlers turning into a striking battle as Hanzo and Nikolay did just that for much of the fight. Hanzo used is impressive ground game to scare Nikolay into a stand up battle that ended late in round three as Hanzo finally got to his opponent’s chin with a thunderous cross. For a minute the sounds made everyone worry a volcano was erupting, but it was the cross followed by the gurgling sound of Nikolay twitching on the canvas from the big time knockout. Immediately Nikolay’s manager, Krum Koev, came to the ring, spit on the unconscious fighter, and tore up his contract. Apparently a share of FOTN is not enough to get a second chance from Koev. It would appear Nikolay didn’t cut it in the Koev camp. Krum is notorious for dropping fighters if they lose, and Nikolay found out the hard way he earned his reputation honestly. 265+ lbs Hanaiakamalama Luahoomae vs Jake Lea TKO (Strikes) 1 04:57 The next match was destined for a ground war, as Luahoomae took his University of Hawaii wrestling skills up against Jake Lea’s purple belt. The fight started as everyone figured as both men attempted to take the fight down to the mat. The PAC 12 All American was the successful of the two fighters, and wasted no time imposing his will on the mat. The Hilo native and Rainbow Warrior brought the crowd to their feet as he brought the ground and pound to the Heat. Lea worked for some space and a limb, but in the process took massive shot after massive shot until the ref had to step in and save him from the merciless onslaught of the Rainbow Warrior. It didn’t take Nostradamus to see what was coming next as Impaler brought Hawaii’s other hero, Akuma “The Big Kahuna” Kamealoha to the cage for a stare down. The two men are rumored to have crossed paths before in a bar fight, and the Island is divided over who got the better of the scrap. Impaler has decided to let them prove it once and for all in the RFC cage. 265+ lbs Mega Pope vs Julian Kong Submission (Armbar) 2 00:54 The first fight of the main card brought His Holiness to the cage vs Cruiser Julian Kong. Kong is one of the more well-rounded fighters in RFC. Cruiser is riding high off his QFC win over Emmett Smith. Too bad for Cruiser he was cruising too much against the Mega Pope. His Holiness wasted no time taking care of the Cruiser. After beating Kong at his own game in the clinch, Mega Pope forced Kong to take the fight to the ground in the second stanza, and latched on to his arm. It wasn’t long before Kong was tapping from a slick armbar by His Holiness. Who would’ve known the Mega Pope had such a glorious ground game. Then in a real puzzler, the Mega Pope discussed his goals of world conquest, putting the Hilo crowd a little on their guard. Honorable Mention: Michael O'Malley put out Kobe Bryant's lights much to the joy of Shaq and Dwight, who finally seemed to find some common ground and celebrated together in the front row. O'Malley won KOOTN for the brutal KO.

RFC 3: Hostile Territory brought to us by Hilo’s own Vikai Gear!!! The merchandise partner of Rebirth FC! Be sure to check them out, as Vikai has some reasonably priced clothing for your fighters. RFC 3: Hostile Territory was a huge success! The Underground was packed full of spectators looking for action, and they received it as 7 of the 9 fights ended early. On hand to witness the action included celebrities and stars from all walks of life. MMA fans Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton were on hand. Also on hand were Impaler’s usual harem of starlets including Jennifer Lawerence, Blake Lively, Natalie Portman, and Wonderwoman herself, Gal Gadot. In Impaler’s private box were recent major free agent signee Holly Stackhouse and Illbert Tash. Stackhouse seemed to show particular interest in Wonderwoman. Jennifer Lawerence was overheard saying she was a big fan of William Oberhauser. Also at the Underground were NBA legends Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli and Tony Parker. Senator Bernie Sanders was seen in the crowd giving away free Vikai Gear. Michael Phelps was also seen hanging out in the crowd showing off his medals. Rumor had it he just swam in from Rio. Legendary wrestler Ric Flair was seen styling and profiling in the Hilo crowd. Akuma Kamealoha vs Tony Duncan KO (Superman Punch) 1 00:23 265+ lbs Title The final fight of the night pitted The Spur vs Hawaii’s new crowd favorite, The Big Kahuna. Tony was accompanied to the cage by his love interest Eva Mendes. San Antonio Spur Tony Parker peered on from the crowd with jealous rage. After a quick kiss Duncan was ready for action. The Big Kahuna, as always, was walked to the cage by his harem of hula girls. The rumor has it the big Kahuna is on pace to break Wilt’s all-time record. Unfortunately the kiss from Eva was the highlight of Duncan’s night. Akuma came in with the fire of a Hawaiian volcano and unleashed hell like molten lava on his opponent. The crowd was loving it as Akuma charged across the cage in a fury landing a huge uppercut in the opening seconds of the fight. He faked a leg kick, dropping Duncan’s hands, and landed a highlight reel Superman Punch that will be on every MMA highlight you will ever see from now on. Akuma also received KOOTN for the devastating Superman punch. Cliff Hangar vs Faustus Servilius Rullus TKO (Strikes) 1 02:11 185 lbs Title Finally to the meat and potatoes of the event…..the title fights!!!!!!! Cliff came to the ring with Gal Godot on his arm. Apparently Gal was none to pleased with her former beau, Chris Wholeman’s, lack of backbone when given the first crack at the 185 title vs Hangar. A fight Wholeman turned down. Now she has moved on to the champion, Hangar. Servilius came into the fight with a dark cloud hanging over his camp, just like fellow camp-mate Spurius Furius Philus, Servilius had not contact with his manager several days in advance of the biggest fight of his life. And we all know, if you are going to fight Cliff Hangar, you better be on you’re A game. Hangar gave Servilius a first hand lesson in being prepared, as he made short work of the would be contender. A 1-2 followed up by a flurry of punches ended Serilius’ night mercifully. . Immediately Impaler had Illbert Tash in the cage and he was facing down Hangar. Tash will for sure not be the push over Servilius was. Gregor Clegare vs Alex Iwobi TKO (Strikes) 2 03:24 The next fight saw The Mountain vs The Danger. The fight could’ve went either way as the Mountain attempted to impose his will on the feet, but Iwobi landed 3 early takedowns. Unfortunately The Danger was unable to put Gregor in any REAL DANGER and that was all the opening Gregor needed. As we’ve seen in his previous battles with the Red Viper, you can’t give The Mountain an opening. Iwobi was luck not to have his head crushed in. But not by much as Gregor unleashed a barrage 2 minutes into the 2nd round, and then finished The Danger off with an uppercut on the button. When asked about his thoughts on another successful win for one of his characters, George R R Martin said he was happy to get another win, then pointed out The Mountain’s name was misspelled. The word has it George was more than a little upset by the misspelling of Clegane’s name, and his manager, Jan Pakulski has not been seen since. Sounds like he might have ended up on the list of a Faceless man. The men did earn FOTN and Impaler’s respect with the fight. Jack Wilshere vs Kest Brito No Contest 1 00:00 The fight between Wilshere and Brito was a no contest as Brito had one too many Burritos and came in well over weight. Brito was quickly led to the nearest volcano and dropped into the lava for his foolishness. Wilshere was given the fight and win bonus by Impaler, because that is how he rolls. Make You Bleed vs Spurius Furius Philus KO (Punch) 1 03:18 Next to the cage was the first of two fighters from the Peter Stone camp, Spurius Furius Philus. Peter had proclaimed he was confident in his fighters prior to the event. Spurius proclaimed prefight that he would easily walk through this bum from the crowd. Spurius seemed very confident going into the fight, but was rattled the last couple days of the fight when word got out that Peter Stone had been missing for several days, and no one could contact him. His opponent however was not just “some bum from the crowd,” but was out of the fabled Steel Penn fighting Temple in Budapest. From there he went on to the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly training camp, and then signed with RFC. All Steel Penn fighters have to renounce their real names, and take on a new name given to them at the monastery. Make You Bleed is said to have gotten his name from the brutality he shows in training, leaving multiple sparring partners beaten and bloodied on the mat. Spurius was no different as he was first bloodied by Make You Bleed, and then left lying a broken man in the middle of the RFC cage. William Oberhauser vs Toussaint Louverture Submission (Americana) 1 03:54 The first match of the main card pitted the ultra-talented William Oberhauser vs the tough Hattian Toussaint Louverture. Toussaint was coming into the match off 2 wins using his excellent MT skills. Meanwhile Oberhouser, a brown belt still sandbagging as a purple in tournament action, has been feasting on limbs all over the islands. Oberhauser stated he was going to add Toussaint’s arm to his wall at home. 3 minutes and 54 seconds into the opening round, Oberhouser did just as he claimed he would as he locked the shoulder lock and forced Toussaint to tap. Oberhouser’s slick submission also earned him the SOTN award.

RFC 2: No Remorse brought to us by Hilo’s own Vikai Gear!!! The new merchandise partner of Rebirth FC! Be sure to check them out, as Vikai has some reasonably priced clothing for your fighters. The second edition of RFC took place this past Saturday, and the Underground was packed with celebrities and stars alike. NBA Super BFFs Lebron James and Dwayne Wade were on hand. WWE superstar Roman Reigns was greeted with a chorus of boos as he arrived. A couple people who got better receptions from the crowd included Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Margot Robbie and Emma Stone, as they graced the RFC crowd as special guests of Impaler, himself. Mila Kunis was seen talking intently with RFC Middle Weight Champion Cliff Hanger during the event. Impaler was rumored to be courting FA superstars Algernon Cadwallader and Justin Sane, who were hanging out with the ladies. Maybe she was getting the low down on his upcoming title fight, but if she was, she was down it while sitting in his lap at one point. Novelist and MMA super fan George R R Martin was on hand. RFC Superstar Tony Duncan was on hand, accompanied by the always hot Eva Mendes. History tells us she has a thing for Spurs. Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe was also in attendance. In the biggest surprise entrances of the night, Presidential Hopeful Donald Trump was in attendance. When Trump walked in Daniel Radcliffe was seen grimacing in pain and holding the scar on his forehead. Not to be outdone, Hillary Clinton soon arrived with her husband Bill. In a move that got a standing ovation, Impaler had both Trump and Hillary removed from the building. Bill, however, was later seen with some of the University of Hawaii cheerleaders at the after party. And of course Drake was there. 185 lbs 3 Antonio Lobo Franky Yip Submission (RNC) 3 04:55 In the wildest ending of the night a back and forth battle between Lobo and Impaler’s ringer Franky Yip saw Yip take round 1, and then Lobo steal round 2. In the final round Yip scored an early takedown and was well on his way to dry humping Lobo to a decision win when Lobo pulled off the biggest submission in the short history of RFC. Earning him the submission of the night as Yip tapped like a b*tch with 5 seconds left. 155 lbs 5 Samwell Tarly Marcie Campbell TKO (Punches) 1 02:14 155 lbs Title The 155 title match up saw Samwell Tarly arrive to the cage arm in arm with Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke. The most popular fighter in the RFC today, Tarly was quickly thrust into the title picture after signing a fat free agent contract. Samwell came in and lived up to the hype as he pitched a shutout vs the champion Marcie Campbell ending in a brutal TKO finish. 185 lbs 3 Jack Vulcun Kevin Brown Decision (Unanimous) 3 05:00 The middleweight fight between Vulcun and Brown was one of the oddest fights in RFC to date, as the fighters went to the clinch 19 times, yet only landed a total of 3 strikes in the clinch. The fight was all over the mat with some stand up, some ground work and a lot of stalling in the clinch. The Underground had not seen two men holding each other close for this long since it held the LGBT prom last year. However, Jack Vulcan did show some promise with his stand up striking in between slow dances with Brown. 155 lbs 3 Nikolay Stefanov Michael Kage TKO (Strikes) 1 04:56 The next fight saw former Bulgarian wrestling icon, Nikolay Stefanov, put on a ground clinic against Michael Kage. Stefanov hit an early takedown and Kage was unable to improve his position, leading to a barrage of ground and pound by the Bulgarian. Kage’s purple belt was no match for the ground striking of Stefanov, and before the first horn sounded, the ref was forced to step in and save Kage from more punishment at the hands of the Real Dog. 155 lbs 3 Hanzo Hasashi Wallace McGrady Submission (Armbar) 3 02:22 The first fight on the main card saw Hanzo Hasashi impose his will on Wallace McGrady. The classic striker vs grappler match saw both men playing cautious, worried about making a mistake. Hanzo won the first round close, and then began to impose his will in round 2 with dominant ground control. Finally in round 3 Hanzo’s ground skills became too much for the tough boxer, as he gained mount on McGrady. As McGrady flailed around trying to escape, Hanzo pulled off a slick arm bar that force the overmatched stand up fighter to tap.

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