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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14289445908269.jpg Dickie "The Dirt" Dirty Hey everyone! After going 8-1-0 as a pro martial artist, my manager decided that it was time to leave everything behind and leave me in the gutter. I had some hard times , but I feel rejuvenated now under a new manager. He is proud to have picked me up and thinks that I can go a long way in this sport. I really hope so, because I don't want to let my manager down. I want everyone to know that I'm not called Dickie because of what hangs between my legs. My father his first name was Dick and since I am younger, obviously, they called me Dickie, as sort of a Dick JR kind of thing. I wish I could show you a picture of it to prove that it's not small, but I'm sure that my manager wouldn't be happy with that. I notice that female MMA fighters pose nude, so why shouldn't I do it? Maybe later. In fact, I have a second job, and I'm a pro in it as well. I'm an adult movie star. I have been contracted already by pretty much all the top websites. I'm the 5th ranked male pornstar in Vegas and I specialise in Asian chicks. Asa Akira is my personal favorite collegue. I'm not going to lie, the business really pays well and it's great fun. The thing is that I love fighting as well, so I try to combine both jobs. My manager has told me that I should stop trying to combine both, but I just see those movies as an extra conditioning training. As for my MMA achievements so far, I can tell you that I'm 8-1-0 and have never been finished. I also am the only ever 155lbs Ascension Amsterdam champ and had two succesful title defenses. I'm currently in training and my manager is looking for the best org to let me fight in. I already had some cool offers he told me.

http://mmatycoon.com/images/1401569560hurqd1.jpg.png CHAPTER 1: OLD COCKS ARE NOT THE BEST COCKS Things didn't always revolve around cocks in this once dominant alliance. In the beginning we were all about the fights but things took an ugly turn when alliance founder Johnny "JLP" Paris decided he was moving on. After he left it was all downhill. And quickly. Being the new alliance "boss" went straight to Old Man Duphus's senile head. He could barely keep track of his Viagra let alone keep this group of idiots on point and inline. I guess the best way to start this tale is with a quick run down of these idiots I speak of, and it all starts with Duphus... Ruphus Duphus, where do I even begin. Aside from considering himself the greatest Tycooner of all time the man is plagued by multiple delusions of grandeur. He owns three private jets for fuck sakes, how many jets does one man require? Well when flying in gay suitors and drug dealers from around the globe it seems the minimum number is three. During JLP's absence his fortune was rising, as were his criminal activities which ran from drug trafficking to selling Russian women into prostitution and he also ran a rather lucrative cock fighting ring. He may play the part of an idiot Southern man with a severely low IQ but that's merely an act, not unlike movie villain Keyser Soze's portrayal of Verbal Kint. His rise up the manager ranks of mixed martial arts have been directly related to his criminal life and not being able to pay up on time is the reason most of his opponents have been forced to take dives. His ego and insatiable deviant sexual appetite grew almost by the day at this point. It no longer became enough to force people to take dives or provide them out of the cage beatings when someone didn't pay on time, his new first choice of punishment became anally raping managers who were into him, no pun intended, for any serious amount of cash. His famous line of 'it takes a man to fuck a man" slowly became his calling card. I assume, dear reader, that you can see where things were going at this point in the alliances haunted past. You also may ask yourself why would a man with a reputation such as myself seek an exit from this seedy group? Unfortunately this is where the tale ends for today as I've stayed logged onto the server from this hub for too long. If I stay any longer surely Duphus's puppet Humors will be able to track down my location and I'll find myself on the business end of his rape rod. That's not something I'm interested in experiencing so this is where I must sign off for the night. Until next time Tycooniverse... Stay tuned for part two of this tale where we delve into the likes of Andy Mugler, Chris Partridge, Dirk Copeland, and the nefarious Dane Ford.