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Presenting... your Knockout King. Your king pisser of excellence. majesty of winningness. pinnacle of manliness. beacon of humanity. biggest pimpstick on the block. \\Two Division 1 TWGC Champions Kazuka "Bazooka" Fuujin (10-3) defeats former TWGC champion and TWGC legend Mega Funkyama (14-4) Amisviiksi Tolonen (5-0) defeats Finnfighters prized grappler... who gives a shit (5-3) ... to add another D1 TWGC belt to the collection. Your KO King is the first manager ever to have a #1 P4P MMA fighter and #1 P4P KT fighter. First manager to ever have TWO #1 P4P MMA fighters and P4P #1 KT fighters. First manager to 500 KO's. 500 wins, 600 wins, 700 wins, 800 wins, 900 wins, and will be the first to a thousand wins... first manager to ever reach P4P #1 and have TWGC champions, not one, but two, division one tycoon champions. first to piss excellence. first king of title town. first to shower opponents in golden greatness. bask in my greatness tycoon. enjoy the prolific shadow that I cast.

... WORK IN PROGRESS ... not sure how it'll look yet, forums give me issues, complicate things and make things look different. working on it. The Knockout King http://mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1377428407lol3.jpg At 20 years old a Christ-like figure took the MMA scene by storm. He brought the lightning, the thunder, and the heat. Chris Karter started his manager career with a 10 fight winning streak. He joined forces with the legendary Avon Barksdale and established Convicted Inc, the most powerful alliance in the game. Despite his greatness and early success, he didn't truly become invincible until he reunited with his Drunken Bum Alliance comrade Lance Templeton. Together the tag team duo became an unstoppable force of nature. 60 victories and 50 knockouts later it was inevitable that Chris Karter would claim the KO crown. Along the way he faced some adversity, but overcame all obstacles. A man of many triumphs and his share of heartbreaks, he reached the pinnacle, redefined the striking game, and put his stamp on MMATycoon history with authority. You've bathed in his excellence, you've tasted his glory, you've witnessed his greatness. He came, he saw, and he conquered. He is, The Knockout King. ... WORK IN PROGRESS ... Critic Reviews ... TO BE CONTINUED ...

Let's start this off with a folk lore song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLazfBlUkfk There was a bad mother fucker, who sat on the top Stroking his ego and shaking his Fist at his haters, who played games during their shifts Teaching their cocksmen, to play with their sliders and fighters in the old days of yore Along came Stu's wife who looked like A decent young lady and Andy Mugler quacked like a duck He said he discovered, a new way to Bring up the Cockless to confess and admit The rest of tycoon is tasting my Contents of urine left after the fight Johnny Lee took a facial right from the tip of my gold from the titles, decorating my walls In came the dear Matt Cave to play with my dog Pluto in the cage where his fighter Green didn't belong If you think this is funny it wasn't my song you should be thanking my bong. Yes, what you see here is pure greatness. 2 fighters top 10 P4P 6 fighters top 10 W/C P4P #1 KT fighter in the game #1 competition rating (158) Is there any manager other than Lance Templeton and Ethan Downs that can compete with these accomplishments? #1 P4P fighter Two #2 P4P fighters Multiple top 10 P4P fighters #1 competition rating #1 KT P4P fighter Most wins. Most Knockouts. Undefeated against Quacky Can, and I've never declined a fight against a headless Cocksmen. The King of title town has more belts on his roster than the entire DLGAF and Cockmunchers alliances. One man, greater than two alliances, who get considered top alliances... where is the competition? Oh wait, I destroy it. Highest competition rating in the game Destroyer of worlds. Titan of Titles. Master of Sliders. Lance Templeton and myself are the Tag Team Champions of the tycoon universe, and there's nobody that can stop us. Our Tag Team Duo will be known as "DBA". Obviously our roots of greatness stem from The Drunken Bum Alliance that originated years before tycoon. Yes I woke up with morning wood today, and I'm stroking the ego full force. You will see an ejaculation of excellence all over your walls. Mods, if you take this down, you can suck my fist and feel my fury. I'll hit you in the face with my rock. I'll put my balls on your bottle of gin. You should be cupping my knuckles and blowing on the fingertips every time I grace this forum with my excellence.