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Well folks he is at it again. Whenever oldtimer Louie DePalma gets bored with the game does he seek out a new idea of his own.... he certainly is not a smart enough man for this. Look how many times has he stolen someone elses idea? PWNAGE? Just ask Buster, LoL .... Nope not his idea either. Blitz Down Under... yeah that was someone elses ride he followed until he was bored before changing to Syndicate. Syn... Franky's baby not Louies.... Well guess what everyone, he is about to do it again... some of you may remember this guy, others may even know he is here among as today under an assumed identity... White Gorilla Nutrition: Reviving History The year is 2009; some of you are still shitting yourselves and crying to be fed by your parents. A devilishly handsome man named Tats McGee lures your Mom into an affair while your father is at work. The family is in turmoil. The matriarch of the household wants to run away with her new lover, however Tats has his eye on a new, quite frankly, more exciting conquest - a pretend nutritional supplement company in a text based browser game! In a desperate attempt to keep him, Moms transfers the family savings into his bank account which he promptly uses to prepay 3 months of internet service. He dips into your piggy bank to purchase VIP from Mike Tycoon, opens a new company and wanders off down the road to greatness. White Gorilla Nutrition was born. With the help of personal friend, and Montreal Org owner Bizzy B (an absolute weapon RIP), the pair of business partners funded MMATycoon’s very first nutrition company to be fully stocked with all 5 supplements while boasting the highest quality available at the time (158). No other company could compete with the Silverback line up and envious wannabe’s turned to money laundering in an effort to fund the supplement research (159) that would eventually topple the great White Gorilla. The market became saturated and Tats retreated back between the warm thighs where it all began. Fast forward to 2022: Absolute legend, Big Louie DePalma stumbles out of bed a little groggy, resembling a Grizzly Bear stirring from hibernation - the result of too many driveway beers on Labour Day. The Canadian is horny and hungry. Your Mom rushes toward him, exposed breast in one hand, sammich in the other. Without breaking stride, Lou chooses the meal and swats the hag to the side. Her pleasure would have to wait. Recently tasked with reviving the iconic CFC in Montreal, Lou had decided to resurrect another piece of history: White Gorilla Nutrition. Stayed tuned for further details...

MMA Annual Original Gangster Tourney Rules You must have 5 years in game with no down time to enter. First 12 to join and pay the entree fee are in. Each manager need to put up 500k to enter. = 6 Million . Each manager will use any one existing fighters on their roster at any time and one created fighter per round. Prizes = 1st $50 cash via PayPal - A custom MMA Tycoon OG Trophy, Avatar and Skin. Plus 5 million game money. 2nd 6 months VIP – A custom MMA Tycoon OG Trophy, Avatar and Skin. Plus 750k game money. 3rd 3 months VIP – A custom MMA Tycoon OG Trophy. Plus 250k game money. We need someone to run this event, 1 million offered for some to take this role. We need orgs to work with us? I will pay for all write ups, Back stories for each manager, pre and post-fight. All expenses - Staff, Avatars, Skins, Trophies, Write Ups, Org fees and whatever else we need will be will be paid by me once a year. Can anyone make this happen? 1. Steel Penn 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10 11. 12.

what happened to Hellbent?

Ethan Downs is a BAMF who owns a pair of the biggest balls in MMATycoon. He plays by his own rules and doesn't follow tycoon's trend setter fads. He rolls the dice how he wants to roll them. But that's not what this is about. Originality is under appreciated and Ethan Downs has one of the most interesting rosters in this game. So I've taken 49 minutes to highlight some of his fighters. That is 49 minutes of my life that I'll never get back, I will accept donations here, my manager ID is 4744 if you'd like to send a manager-to-manager transfer, fuck thank you in advance. Waru Kuzuri (34-8-0) I've said it many times and I'll say it again... Waru Kuzuri is the second coming of Japanese Jesus. Everybody knows he's a legend, but what people don't know is that he's one of Mike Tycoon's comical easter eggs in this game. He's Tycoons Takanori Gomi. It's obvious Mike reprogrammed the game and implemented a secret Takanori Gomi career package hidden. Kuzuri (34-8) and Gomi (34-9) both sport an earily similar record. They both started their careers 24-2. They're both Japanese and their fighting style is practically identical at times. They're "hiddens" would be identical. Kuzuri is one of the greatest and most dominant lighter fighters in the history of this game. In a class with Ekaku, Otso, Jafar, Slaughter, Lomax... Rafa Silva deserves an honorable mention. Kuzuri vs Silva. Make it happen. ------------- Neo Kable (16-0-0) Neo Kable is the resulting product of decades of scientific research and development. Born in a science lab and trained in the Matrix, his learning potential is limitless. Kable's artificial mind is consumed by calculations of the physical destruction of all who oppose him in his programmed mission of ultimate MMA supremacy. What Ethan doesn't mention is that they used Golden Glory's DNA to create him. Prove me wrong. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11b3.jpg http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11b18.jpg Is this a coincidence? Is this another one of Mike's funny behind the scenes jokes? Both starting their careers 16-0. Obviously Glory did it consistently against tougher competition and in what most would call a tougher W/C, but personally I know think it gets harder and harder to win consistently the heavier you get, but Kable's still the #1 fighter in his W/C and the champ in the #1 org in the game. ------------- Apollo Jackson (12-1-0) Granite Chin + KO Slam + KO Flying Knee Jackson creates a bit of distance and cracks Sullivan with a massive left hook! Sullivan crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! Jackson stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious. Timo Jutila throws an ugly left hook that misses and Jackson counters with a right hand from hell and Timo Jutila is out cold! A vicious knockout! Enough said. ------------- Craig Hanks (20-8-1) Brother of Fred Hanks. When you take Chuck Liddell's DNA and splice it with Dan Hardy's and Robbie Lawler's, you end up with "Crossbones". He's pretty much a Welterweight version of Chuck Liddell, with a much better chin. He's not the type of fighter you want to get in a bar fight with. ------------- Budo Rei (24-14-0) and Djoser Rei (24-11-0) are tycoon's American version of the Rua brothers. American as in, what's BJJ? We like boxing! Budo Rei goes out on his shield, win, lose, or draw. He's been in some of the most exciting fights in the history of tycoon, and his win over War Machine was possibly the all time greatest upset in the history of the game. ------------- Kabuto Wakizashi (9-1-0) Nephew of The Mad Ronin, Kabuto refuses instruction and forges his own path toward world annihilation. You don't know who he is, yet. But you'll prolly regret it when you do. ------------- And the rest of his roster is filled with colorful characters with entertaining bios that you can check out on your own with only a few clicks away. Janne Finland is also a guy who has great bios and characters, but I'm not wasting my time writing about any finnfuckers.

Let's start this off with a folk lore song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLazfBlUkfk There was a bad mother fucker, who sat on the top Stroking his ego and shaking his Fist at his haters, who played games during their shifts Teaching their cocksmen, to play with their sliders and fighters in the old days of yore Along came Stu's wife who looked like A decent young lady and Andy Mugler quacked like a duck He said he discovered, a new way to Bring up the Cockless to confess and admit The rest of tycoon is tasting my Contents of urine left after the fight Johnny Lee took a facial right from the tip of my gold from the titles, decorating my walls In came the dear Matt Cave to play with my dog Pluto in the cage where his fighter Green didn't belong If you think this is funny it wasn't my song you should be thanking my bong. Yes, what you see here is pure greatness. 2 fighters top 10 P4P 6 fighters top 10 W/C P4P #1 KT fighter in the game #1 competition rating (158) Is there any manager other than Lance Templeton and Ethan Downs that can compete with these accomplishments? #1 P4P fighter Two #2 P4P fighters Multiple top 10 P4P fighters #1 competition rating #1 KT P4P fighter Most wins. Most Knockouts. Undefeated against Quacky Can, and I've never declined a fight against a headless Cocksmen. The King of title town has more belts on his roster than the entire DLGAF and Cockmunchers alliances. One man, greater than two alliances, who get considered top alliances... where is the competition? Oh wait, I destroy it. Highest competition rating in the game Destroyer of worlds. Titan of Titles. Master of Sliders. Lance Templeton and myself are the Tag Team Champions of the tycoon universe, and there's nobody that can stop us. Our Tag Team Duo will be known as "DBA". Obviously our roots of greatness stem from The Drunken Bum Alliance that originated years before tycoon. Yes I woke up with morning wood today, and I'm stroking the ego full force. You will see an ejaculation of excellence all over your walls. Mods, if you take this down, you can suck my fist and feel my fury. I'll hit you in the face with my rock. I'll put my balls on your bottle of gin. You should be cupping my knuckles and blowing on the fingertips every time I grace this forum with my excellence.