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Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (58-14-0) #1 P4P Fighter on the Planet Juiced to the gills Kiribati's Most Wanted Voted Most Likely to Mike Tyson somebody's ear Disciple of the Just Bleed Gods 2021 Fighter of the Year 2022 Fighter of the Year 2022 Super Heavyweight Olympic Gold Medalist Even though Kilo's nickname is Bloodbath because he's notoriously known for his satanic blood rituals and violent human sacrifices inside the MMA cage, Kilo's nickname should be "The Punisher" for the beating he puts on his opponents. He pummels them into defeat with a dynamic attack known as the 8 points of contact and breaks them down from the inside out. His opponents should consider themselves lucky it's illegal, because he would use his granite chin and headbutt the shit out of them if he could. 58wins, 58 knockouts. He's turned out more lights than the Clinton's. Let's watch his highlight reel. Turn your night vision goggles on folks, there will be blood, violence, and chilling homoerotic fantasies if @Steel is in the room. Please ignore the sound of flesh flapping, he's just enjoying his moment away from the missus. Devastating Knees "Kilo's knees break opponents down and lesser men men wilt under his sheer power level. He's the scariest fighter I ever seen and he's sculpted like a Greek God. One that I'd like to rub lavender, coconut, and huckleberry on in the mornin'." @actionjackson Maluga working the clinch nicely. Gyu Yeob is working for position but Maluga cracks him with a big knee to the head! Gyu Yeob crumples up against the cage and Maluga lands two more shots before the ref can save Gyu Yeob! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga is working the Thai clinch up against the cage. He yanks Takuma's head to one side and delivers a picture perfect knee, right on the button! Boom! Down goes Takuma! He's out! He's out! The fight is over, just like that! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Kilo Maluga! Maluga drops Branca with a big knee straight up the middle! Branca is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Maluga! Branca is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga jerks The Barbarian's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! The Barbarian drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Maluga goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Maluga because The Barbarian was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy. Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a big knee! That's hurt Alyoshin! Oh, he's all over the place! Maluga lands another knee that sends Alyoshin to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Lethal Head Kicks "Kilo hails stan for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Not a single binary or non-binary person alive has survived Kilo's deadly roundhouse." @j666 Maluga lands a brutal head kick. Le Tobb looks out on his feet and Maluga throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga feints a jab and as The Barbarian dips his head, Maluga unleashes a brutal head kick that catches The Barbarian right on the jaw! Timbeeer! The Barbarian falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Maluga smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man. Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Cruz Jr wants to stay close but Maluga steps back to make room for something. Cruz Jr seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Maluga and Cruz Jr drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Look low, kick high! Maluga uses the oldest trick in the book to send Babinski tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Maluga is absolutely delighted - when Babinski wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a brutal head kick. Namasuzuki looks out on his feet and Maluga throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Johnson drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Maluga follows Johnson to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Leifsson misses with a body shot and Maluga counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Leifsson is out cold! A devastating KO! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Puno tries to land a body kick and as Puno loses concentration momentarily, Maluga counters with a picture perfect head kick! Puno goes down, out cold! The referee rushed in to check on his condition - I'm sure he'll be ok but that was a massive knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Uppercuts from Hell "It's a known and uncontested fact that Kilo has the most feared uppercuts in the business of combat sports. The one he hit Mumu with still gives me nightmares. R.I.P. Mumu me old mate." @TJMitchell Simard bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Maluga comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Simard falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Simard was out before he hit the floor! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Cruz Jr with a big uppercut! Cruz Jr tries to clinch up but Maluga pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Cruz Jr to the mat! Cruz Jr covers up and Maluga unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Kilo Maluga! Zulu leaves his chin hanging out and Maluga seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Zulu crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga dips a shoulder and cracks Mumu with a mighty uppercut! Mumu falls back against the cage and Maluga unloads with a barrage of strikes! Mumu is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Maluga screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga throws a big uppercut that drops Rain! More strikes from Maluga and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Rain lies dazed against the cage as Maluga celebrates with his cornermen! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Knox misses with a right hand and Maluga counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Knox to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops De Boise to his knees! Maluga keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga cracks Steve with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Steve tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Maluga pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Steve is not happy but he gave the referee no choice! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Big Right Hand "Kilo has single-handedly caused more CTE than the NFL." @Mannetosen Maluga lands a big right hook! Barrera looks hurt but is still standing! Maluga lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Barrera falls down and Maluga dives in with a huge hammer fist! Barrera's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Maluga runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a big right hand that drops Svensson! The killer instinct kicks in and Maluga finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga throws a monster overhand right that drops Spanner! Maluga follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! A shot to the body from Zulu misses and Maluga counters with a big right hand! Oh Zulu is in trouble here! Maluga follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Piano gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Maluga gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Spike throws a right hand that misses and Maluga counters with a big right hand! Oh Spike is in trouble here! Maluga follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Raper - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Sparxx glances at the clock... BAM! Maluga nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Sparxx crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Sparxx is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Steve misses with a left hand and Maluga counters with a right hand from hell and Steve is out cold! A vicious knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga cracks Knox with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Knox falls to his knees and Maluga doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga moves in close and cracks The Barbarian with a massive right hand! The Barbarian, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! McDonald misses with a body punch and Maluga counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Johnson walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Johnson limp body while Maluga jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Legend Killer "Kilo slayed legends of the Syn' Heavyweight division and ended some of the most impressive win streaks of all time. He carries Syn' on his back and I'm riding his coat tails. He's the undisputed GOAT and I've seen him shower, once. Best day of my life." @Icon73 Slice is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Maluga doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Slice crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Slice's bad books for that mishap! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga drops Tower with a big left hand! Tower is injured, injured bad! Maluga jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Piano gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Maluga points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Piano wakes up just in time to hear Maluga thank his coaches in the post fight interview. Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! The End! The reigning P4P #1 fighter and future Syn' Hall of Famer has collected more skulls than Conan. He's bagged more bodies than Rambo. You might have seen a couple names on there more than once, but that's only because Kilo's so nice he did it twice. He's clobbered more Belgium hookers than a methed up Hitler. Maluga lands an uppercut out of nowhere! McNasty falls backwards - clearly groggy! Maluga dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! What was that? Oh, nothing. Just Kilo beating the shit out of some street urchin Was that his trademark "Jackhammer" uppercut? Oh yes, he really jackhammered him right there, didn't he? Maluga cracks McNasty on the jaw with a powerful right hand and McNasty falls backwards against the cage. Maluga follows up with more strikes that drop McNasty to his knees. Maluga keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save McNasty! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Good god! Kilo jack hammered him again, did he? Oh yes he did dear boy. He really did. Media Archive! Craving more Kilo? We don't blame you! Pure unadulterated violence at its finest. For your fix of all media pertaining the Heavyweight GOAT of Syn' please check out our compilation below - free of charge! Mac Little meets Kilo & The KO King Kilo sounds off after loss Kilo wins YB Sol Invitational Grand Prix Kilo spanks Valentina's Ass Kilo bulldozes Tower; captures Syn' HW Title And still the #1 P4P King... Kilo toys with McNasty; defends title in style Kilo hates rave music... Rumor Mill: #1 p4p Kilo vs #2 p4p Tong Po First fight no fluke, Kilo mops McNasty Knox'd Out! Challenger bloodied and beaten! The Trilogy that crept up on nobody King of the Island Kilo ready for Zeta Yago, let's fucking go Kilo vs Babinski Presser The Last Dance Post-Fight Presser Kilo vs Pupuki Kilo's predicts winner of Babinski vs CDB Syn' 885 Pre-Fight Press Conference; Kilo vs KJ The Streak Ends; Kilo reflects on defeat Kilo captures Olympic Gold Medal Revenge at Supernova Maluga wants WAR Kilo's Dream Fights Maluga Crew attend SYN 934 Kilo murks Leif; Head Kicks into orbit Presidential Ambitions Planned for 2024 Kilo's Last Dance? Kilo Exclusive: For Blood & Money (TBD) SYN' 940 Pre-fight Interview SYN' 940 Recap Kilo vs YABAI Maluga given key to city of LA 2022 MMA Awards hosted by Kilo Maluga Kilo vs Leif V Overcoming Adversity Puno Head Kicked into oblivion Kilo & company attend WVT 73 Bloodbath's Heavyweight hitlist Suriname's Clarence Hoost Kilo livid with Doctor Stoppage Roid Rage: Kilo's outburst at WVT Igor's Hilarious Bad Predictions: Let's end this with hilariously bad fight predictions by "MMA Expert" @igorbyhenikov with predictions so bad and comically wrong, they deserve to be framed in the Hall of Shame. Sorry Igor, but Kilo keeps all his receipts. - Kilo vs Mumu - Kilo vs Rain - Kilo vs Sparxxx - Kilo vs McNasty II (Igor eats crow and reluctantly predicts Kilo will win) - Kilo vs Knox - Kilo vs Veainu - Kilo vs Steve (Igor picks Kilo twice!) - Kilo vs Knox II - Kilo vs Babinski - Kilo vs Conor VII - Kilo vs Pupuki - Kilo vs KJ KILO'S OFFICIAL SPONSORS Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga shows off his laundry list of lucrative sponsorship deals. The blood tribute must be paid before we can break bread proper. Favorite Attire Combinations: CAN BE FOUND AT CONVICTED, CONQUER, PWNAGE, & BONDI Currently waiting on Kilo™ edition LEGEND line from Conquer and Carnage. @j666 @DeadDisney Kilo is a master of piracy and 8 points of contact. @rjs2442 @AlexManiatakos @BusterGloves @Gator001 @DBM2 @bjornmma1 @Stef Kilo's favorite supplements:

YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS AMAZING FIGHT LOL

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/eventposter.jpg Kajun Puno vs Robbie Luatua Ascension Heavyweight Title Fight #1 HW vs #2 HW http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/1314435049c2.png Convicted Shootout -------------------------------------------------------- http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1951279/last.gif Robbie Luatua knocks out Cavey Beaumont in the 4th round for his 8th consecutive Ascension Heavyweight title defense http://performanceenhancingblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/ufc-144-hunt-knocks-down-kongo.gif?w=628 Luatua vs De Villefort @ MMA Grand in Las Vegas http://dojodrifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/6.gif Luatua vs Alexandersson @ Supernova VII - #2 Heavyweight in the World - 15 fight win streak - All by way of KNOCKOUT - Ascension Heavyweight Champion - Product of Die Reeperbahn Robbie Luatua is a scary man. With 26 wins and 24 KO's, Luatua is one of the hardest hitting fighters in the sport. The pride of New Zealand is on a 15 fight win streak and looked unstoppable as he's torched the entire Ascension Heavyweight division. He fights like a warrior with the heart of the Island and his punches land with the force of a tidal wave. He's one of the scariest men walking on the planet, but in his upcoming battle he's facing a different breed of fighter. http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/body-shot-knockouts/ufc-body-shot-knockouts-7.gif Puno vs Bo Juggernaut in first title defense @ EVO 314 Puno making Jean Paul Garcon look foolish @ EVO 311 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1282445/3_Travis_Bartlett_vs._Tyrone_Spong_2.gif Puno 2nd Round KO vs Obelix De Gaul @ Syn 527 in the LA Colosseum - #1 P4P (19-1-0 @ HW) - Syn' HW Champion - EVO HW Champion - Destiny HW Champion - MMA Hall of Fame - Product of Convicted Fight Club Kajun Puno is an animal. http://giant.gfycat.com/ShadowyMatureKronosaurus.gif Puno's K-1 debut vs Randolph Turpin @ Dynasty 1: Genesis Kajun is the definition of an MMA fighter. He has a brown belt under Pluto Palhares, his fathers infamous 'Puno Power' in both hands, and a degree at the Avon Barksdale school of ass-kicking. He carries the mystique of the original Pinoy Savage that makes him seem invincible. To quote a gentleman, "Watching Puno fight looks almost as if God himself got bored one day and decided to descend from Heaven to kick all of our arses one person at a time." and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

It's no secret that things are heating up between former SYN, Ascension, SFO Montreal, EFC, and Eminence Champion Charles Martel and future opponent Lucas "Porks Pigs" Lunar. The two camps have gone back and forth with one another in the media, which you can see here, here, and here, and seem to be doing their very best to ensure the other camp knows exactly how they feel about each other. TNZ.com recently bumped in to a very intoxicated Charles Martel and the resulting conversation was something a promoter dreams of. Here's the highlights... When asked about Lunar's current status as a free agent. "Listen guy, can I call you guy?, fuck you I'll call you whatever I fucking want cock knuckle. HA! That's not even a thing, you're not real. What the fuck? You're not real?? That shit kicked in fast..." After being reminded of the initial questions about free agency. "Oh. Yea. Right. Listen guy, Lunar is a little sissy pants bitch boy. Same as all those lady boys you fucks accuse me of spending time with in Thailand. I'm signed for SYN. Period. He knows where I'm at, and he said he was coming to get me. I mean this dude called ME out. Which is pretty fucked up considering he's a fucking welterweight and all but whatever man I'll fight anyone." When asked which division the fight would likely take place in. "Like I give a fuck." When we inquired about the child endangerment issues raised by Groovemonkey. "I'm not supposed to talk about that due to the investigation." Talking about his last fight, against Mr. Bronze a training partner of Lunar's who shares the same manager. "That creepy fucker kept backing his bootyhole up on my fingers. Shit was weird man." On why he has a fight booked now and what that means for this potential Lunar fight. "Hang on one second, I've gotta take a piss." Martel walks down an alley and starts pissing beside a dumpster. "Of course I took a fight. Does anyone actually think Lunar is gonna get signed to SYN? And secondly what are the chances he accepts the fight contract to fight me?... Oh yea. Just like that." This is where things took a turn from the weird to the flat out bizarre. Our reporter peered around the side of the dumpster to see who Mr. Martel was talking to and from his vantage point it appeared that Charles was receiving fellatio from an old homeless lady who must live beside this particular trash bin. His response when we asked. "What? This old broad? She's always here. Why the fuck do you think I came here to piss? Quick leak and a BJ. No better way to end a night in my opinion." At this point our reporter decided it was time to make his exit. His final question was with regards to Martel's seeming dip into the "gutter" if you will and how he was able to keep his away from the cage antics quiet for so long. "Torres. It all started coming to light during the build up to, and after the first Skid Torres fight. I figured, fuck it man, this is me. Love me or hate me I'm gonna be me. I booze, I bang, and I fight in a cage for money. I never claimed to be a fucking role model." And with that our reporter slowly backed away down the alley as Martel turned his attention back to his "date."