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Hey everyone, I am dropping this very quick line here in hopes that I can find others who agree with me and share my thoughts. As some of you may have noticed, the great Smokudju Womba is on the FA list and goes to auction tomorrow night. I have a claim in on him and if I get him he will be heading directly to the Bahamas out of respect to my good friend Kelly McGrady who is no longer around. But I highly doubt my rank will see me land him. My worry is someone grabs him and starts fighting with him when his time has obviously passed him by and he needs to remain retired. I am hopeful there are some other top ranked managers with an eye to the past that agree and we can make sure he does not land in the wrong hands.

It's the clash millions of MMA fans have wanted to see for years, the clash will that encourage the dead and the dying to rise again to witness history in the making, the fight that will inspire strangers on the tube to talk to each other, the fight that can cause a cease fire in World Wars, it's time ladies and gentlemen for the fight of 2015! On November 29, a legend of the Sport, the incredible Randolph Turpin will collide with Hamish Kersikov for a shot at the Syn World Title. But, this fight goes much deeper than that. It is a clash of nations, a clash of lifestyles, a class of between social classes, ways of life, and sexual preferences. Turpin 24-10 18KOs is English, he despises Scots, yanks, and frogs, but when it comes to Scots he really really hates them. Blessed with a solid chin and heavy hands he has the tools to destroy Hamish Kersikov 18-5 18KOs who despite heavy hands has shown a weak chin, with many surprised he is still fighting under the illustrious banner of his manager. Behind the gladiators are two of the most famous managers in the world. English, handsome, self made, and straight, Peel Steel is adored by millions. He represents the elite social classes, and oozes class and sophistication. In stark contrast, the self styled GOAT Dean Sutherland, has risen from the depths of depravity. Now a gay icon amidst a homophobic sport, despite a brutal upbringing in Glasgow, a notoriously shabby Scottish city few care to visit, Sutherland has displayed freakish management skills and intellect rarely seen among short, hairy, ginger males. Then you throw in the history between these two powerhouses of the sport, Peel Steel constantly flaunting his nationality at the unfortunate Sutherland who is deluded and proud of his Scottish roots - and you have fireworks! On November 29, Peel Steel and Dean Sutherlands clash, as do Turpin and Kersikov. All that is needed now is one thing. Sutherland to man up for once and have Hamish Kersikov sign the fucking contract. So sign Pussy!

Presenting... your Knockout King. Your king pisser of excellence. majesty of winningness. pinnacle of manliness. beacon of humanity. biggest pimpstick on the block. \\Two Division 1 TWGC Champions Kazuka "Bazooka" Fuujin (10-3) defeats former TWGC champion and TWGC legend Mega Funkyama (14-4) Amisviiksi Tolonen (5-0) defeats Finnfighters prized grappler... who gives a shit (5-3) ... to add another D1 TWGC belt to the collection. Your KO King is the first manager ever to have a #1 P4P MMA fighter and #1 P4P KT fighter. First manager to ever have TWO #1 P4P MMA fighters and P4P #1 KT fighters. First manager to 500 KO's. 500 wins, 600 wins, 700 wins, 800 wins, 900 wins, and will be the first to a thousand wins... first manager to ever reach P4P #1 and have TWGC champions, not one, but two, division one tycoon champions. first to piss excellence. first king of title town. first to shower opponents in golden greatness. bask in my greatness tycoon. enjoy the prolific shadow that I cast.

Dean Sutherland Jnr - debuts 16th May 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14280502952448.png More news to come....

A little over five and a half years ago, back in June 2009, a certain Jason "JBOMB" Smith set upon his path into the MMATycoon world, going on to compete in over 750 fights and pulling off over 500 victories. Around a year later in July 2010, I myself, Dirk Copeland would also enter into my Tycoon career, taking part in well over 800 fights and also notching up the 500 victory milestone. However, despite a record spanning a combined 10 years and over 1600 fights, these two men have never faced each other......... until now! On 8th February 2015, Ascension's latest event will see two men collide, finally pitting the Copeland camp and JBOMB's misfits against one another as Miguel Fernandez, a brutal knockout artist with the chin of a porcelain tea cup, goes one on one with the legendary icon Rolen Spliffs, a true first in MMA history. A press conference was held earlier today by Dirk Copeland, Miguel Fernandez and Mitch McDonald who gave their views on the recent announcement. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1388891703tomselleck.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1419101509MMATProfile.png Dirk Copeland / Jason JBOMB Smith Fights: 827/778 Wins: 534/508 Losses: 277/259 Draws: 16/11 Best Rank: 3/3 Current Rank: 227/371 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/13/13b10.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13798210637123.jpg Miguel Fernandez / Rollen Spliffs Fights: 40/84 Wins: 26/59 Losses: 14/23 Draws: 0/2 Knockouts: 23/48 Best Rank: 58/18 Current Rank: 973/928 Reporter 1: Hi guys, I've got a question for Dirk Copeland. Dirk, how does it feel to finally square off against JBOMB for the first time after such a long time in the game? DC: It's fun, it's exciting. I've seen and done a lot in the Tycoon World and some days it can almost become a little repetitive. It's nice to have something new like this which can still make you excited. I honestly smiled when I checked my inbox and got news of the fight. Reporter 1: So what's your views on JBOMB? DC: I really respect him as an opponent which is why I'm looking forward to finally facing off against him. He's very much a no nonsense manager, he'll fight anyone any time, is a lot better than he'll have you'll believe and although he puts out the notion he doesn't care whether he win's or loses, deep down you know he does. Reporter 1: Do you think there's any particular reason why it's taken so long for you guys to square off? Mitch McDonald: JBOMB's ducking us, he aint shit! Reporter 1: Umm interesting Mitch but I'd like to hear Dirk's views on the matter. Also Dirk, why is Mitch joining us today?7 DC: Sorry about that, Mitch just loves a bloody good press conference and he doesn't have a lot else to do these days, just humour him. As for the first question I think it's just down to circumstances, JBOMB was a year ahead of me and was in the mix with a lot of the top guys in top orgs, it took me a while to get on his level. After that we were often in different orgs and different weight classes etc, combined with both of us taking time out of the game, we just never crossed paths Reporter 2: So let's move on to the fight, Dirk what's your views on JBOMB's representative in the bout, Rolen Spliffs? DC: Well much like his manager it's great to be taking on one of the legend's in the game. He's 43 years old and been there and done it all. He's competed in some of the biggest orgs in the history of the sport all over the world, knocking out foe after foe, capping it all off with his first major title last year. Reporter 2: Those are some kind words, moving on to your guy Dirk, how do you feel about Miguel Fernandez's chances in the upcoming fight? MM: He's a bloody chinless has been/never was, you should bloody let me come out of retirement and take a swing at old Spliffy. DC: Calm down Mitch, why don't you go checkout the free bar we put on out back, they've got some Guinness I hear. *Mitch MCDonald exits the stage.* DC: So anyway, let's talk about Miguel. It's no secret about his weakness, he can't take a shot there's no denying that, he's in for the biggest fight of his life when he takes on Rolen. Make one thing for sure though, as long as Miguel's standing he's always in with a chance and he can knock any man out, he'll be coming in guns blazing, Reporter 3: Hi Miguel, I'd like to hear about your view on the fight and also how you feel about your manager speaking so openly about your chin troubles? Miguel Fernandez: Hell there's no point getting pissed off about it all, everybody knows I have no chin, hell I got knocked out twice this morning before breakfast, those stairs can be tricky! I know I'm stepping into the cage with one of the biggest power punchers in the history of the sport and I might never make it out alive but you can be safe in the knowledge that I'll be trying to take his head off for as long as it lasts.

Let's start this off with a folk lore song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLazfBlUkfk There was a bad mother fucker, who sat on the top Stroking his ego and shaking his Fist at his haters, who played games during their shifts Teaching their cocksmen, to play with their sliders and fighters in the old days of yore Along came Stu's wife who looked like A decent young lady and Andy Mugler quacked like a duck He said he discovered, a new way to Bring up the Cockless to confess and admit The rest of tycoon is tasting my Contents of urine left after the fight Johnny Lee took a facial right from the tip of my gold from the titles, decorating my walls In came the dear Matt Cave to play with my dog Pluto in the cage where his fighter Green didn't belong If you think this is funny it wasn't my song you should be thanking my bong. Yes, what you see here is pure greatness. 2 fighters top 10 P4P 6 fighters top 10 W/C P4P #1 KT fighter in the game #1 competition rating (158) Is there any manager other than Lance Templeton and Ethan Downs that can compete with these accomplishments? #1 P4P fighter Two #2 P4P fighters Multiple top 10 P4P fighters #1 competition rating #1 KT P4P fighter Most wins. Most Knockouts. Undefeated against Quacky Can, and I've never declined a fight against a headless Cocksmen. The King of title town has more belts on his roster than the entire DLGAF and Cockmunchers alliances. One man, greater than two alliances, who get considered top alliances... where is the competition? Oh wait, I destroy it. Highest competition rating in the game Destroyer of worlds. Titan of Titles. Master of Sliders. Lance Templeton and myself are the Tag Team Champions of the tycoon universe, and there's nobody that can stop us. Our Tag Team Duo will be known as "DBA". Obviously our roots of greatness stem from The Drunken Bum Alliance that originated years before tycoon. Yes I woke up with morning wood today, and I'm stroking the ego full force. You will see an ejaculation of excellence all over your walls. Mods, if you take this down, you can suck my fist and feel my fury. I'll hit you in the face with my rock. I'll put my balls on your bottle of gin. You should be cupping my knuckles and blowing on the fingertips every time I grace this forum with my excellence.