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I'm so looking forward to this fight. Rory Macdonald is one hell of a good , tough , young fighter, but i am looking forward to seeing my countryman Tarec Saffiedine step in the cage and perform. If Macdonald gets the takedown, i might be ugly for Tarec, but if he can keep the fight standing ( i think he can do so), he has a good chance at having his hand raised. I know he hasn't got the big name Macdonald has, but damn, he is a very tough fighter with extremely good low kicks. He is also very good at setting up a gameplan and using it to perfection. I can't wait to see if he will try to destroy his opponent with leg kicks again. I'm cheering for Saffiedine for sure! What do you guys think will be the outcome? and what is your opinion on my countryman Saffiedine?

Rad vs Rory Only a few days remains before the highly anticipated face-off between 2 of MMAtycoon’s finest managers, Rory Daly and KRad and much to the disappointment of the MMAtycoon community there has been fuck all promoting going on for it so I, Hans Dherty, famous MMA presenter and international stud, have decided to take it into my own hands to see what lurks behind the story of these 2 managers and why they have decided to put on such a spectacular event. This is my blog your reading and I begin this from one of the luxury seats from one of Mr Daly’s finest private jets as we prepare for landing at JFK airport where Rory and most of his fighters are based to train in their camps newly opened private gym. After I touched down in NYC and took a step off Daly’s private jet it didn’t take long to be ushered into a Rolls Royce Phantom by Daly’s Driver and ex fighter, Christian LeBaron. I was surprised that he was still working for Daly after remembering the amount of grief and disappointment he caused Daly back in AFP! So I took the chance to have a quick workd with him… ----------------------------------- Hans: Well, well, if it aint the outspoken Christian LeBaron! I remember you! The guy who got Ko’d in the last 5 seconds of a fight you were dominating and then called for a rematch only to get knocked out again in 22 seconds! Ouch. Anyway how you doing monsieur? LeBaron: Zis is the first thing you say to me when I see you after all these years!? Fuck you bro. Anyway, things could be worse. I’m driving zis phantom around town, not bad at all… sometimes I pretend I own it so I can get American pussy haw haw.. Hans: Riiiight ok well glad to hear it.. -------------------------------- At this point I regretted starting to converse with him as I remembered the man doesn’t shut the fuck up.. so I’ll skip this part of my day out here and get to the goods… Finally we rolled up to the building where Daly’s penthouse apartment was located so LeBaron led me up there to reunite me and him. We rang the bell, the door eventually opened to a familiar face… A rather tired looking familiar face… It was Sasha Grey, world famous adult actress. Just in her underwear she took me over to Daly who was in a red and black gown and a cigar and glass of scotch occupying his hands and has the 7 chosen fighters from his roster sitting amongst him. Daly: Haaaaans Dheeeerty! Great to see you mate! Oi, LeBaron get this man a fucking scotch already you useless French fuck! Hans: I see you are still bitter towards LeBaron.. Daly: Course I am, the cbomb made a fool out of me when I worked hard for him to get a rematch against a can only to get KTFO’d again in under a minute. Should have known, he is French after all. Hans: Fair enough… (looks around daly’s living room) Wow you got a lot of books in here, didn’t know you read! Daly: I don’t read, I write. All these books here are written by me on how to be the best MMA manager and how to set fighter tactics. They have all been best sellers since the year they were published. The whole of Convicted ordered each edition I published and that’s how they have blossomed into the successful alliance they are now. (LeBaron hands me the glass with watery eyes and rushes off back to the kitchen) Hans: Wow, I am impressed! Ok before we talk your event against K-Rad in a few days I gotta congratulate you on your new lady Sasha Gray! I like your style! Daly: She aint my new lady she is just a hole to occasionally fill… You really think I’d be goin out with a chick that has been fucked more times than she’s had hot dinners! Fuck that. Besides my whole roster of fighters has banged her.. It’s the Daly camp initiation after all amongst a few other things… (All the fighters give a cheer and start chanting Daly, Daly, Daly) Hans: Wow, that is not a bad initiation I must say! No wonder all your fighters are so happy under your management… Anyway enough, I am here to talk about the R&R event! I’ll kick this off by asking who’s idea it was to do this event and why you both agreed to do it? Daly: Well, Mr KRad and myself have had a couple of encounters in the past which lead to further mishaps outside the cage. It all begun back in the World Dominance tournament I was hosting back in my old org. Both our fighters were to face in the last event; Danny Hastings vs Trent Punchy. It ended as a draw and KRad got all mad because he thought his little boy Punchy won the fight… Cry me a river KRad! Then funnily enough the next time we would meet was again in another of my tournaments in the last event of GoNY. Bobby Briggs vs Slick Rick. Ahh that was one to remember for me! The two of them had been callin eachother out for months in back and forth rap battles and when the time came it took my boy Briggs no more than 1 round to shut Slick up. Of course this made KRad even angrier as he did not get the ‘justice’ he was looking for. The final straw for him was when I banged his wife and it was unfortunately caught on camera. But what does he do? He goes and humps my pet dolphin down at Seaworld! That is what I call crossing the line mother fucker! So I came up with this idea. 7 of our fighters face each other in one night to end this madness. We agreed on the fights and a date and here we are, ready to make history. Hans: Wow, kind of a fucked up story! Daly: Yah… I know. Well it was all fairly tame until he fucked my dolphin… Those aussie’s and their fucking beasteality fetishes… (Daly downs his scotch and shouts at LeBaron to get me and him another..) Hans: Merci, Monsieur LeBaron… Ok let’s continue… So, this may sound like a dumb question but how do you see the night going for you and your boys? A resounding victory? Any danger of conceding a few losses? Daly: Well, that is a rather odd question to ask when I got the lads here with me but I’ve never been one to hold back my thoughts. Truth is I think there is no bloody way we are losing this event. I as a manager outclass him, therefore my fighters outclass him. He even has the home turf advantage over at Cornell Cage Fighting, still he has no chance! Look at the fightcard and see for yourself. Although I actually have some respect for KRad for stepping up and accepting to fight 7 of my beasts, the undeniable truth is that he is fucked. We have quite a few bets on the line – not that I can even remember what they are because its irrelevant, I won’t be a penny poorer after this. Hans: I admire your confidence and after studying the fight card I must say that I see very little chance of victory for KRad! Ok mind if I ask a few of your fighters some questions? Daly: Well that’s what they are here for. Oh and of course the buffet of ass I supply them on a daily basis – we literally have half the brazzers actresses here in this penthouse on call. Here in the Daly camp we believe the best cardio training is sex and believe me these bitches will be working every muscle in your body as well. They go all night long baby, aint that the truth Slater!? Sterling Slater: Fuck ye, boss! Daly: Meanwhile I imagine KRad’s boys skipping ropes down at Planet Fitness, topped off with dutch ruddering each other in the communal showers. Haha Bunch of Jessie’s they are! Hans: The Daly camp is sounding better by the minute! Aight I got a question for Lance Legstrong… It was made public that you had feelings for your upcoming opponent Pauline Hanson back in the TUM tournament days. Do you still have feelings for Pauline and will this affect you in the fight? Legstrong: It is true I did have deep feelings for young Pauline and I thought those feeling were mutual after we had an eventful night after our first victories in the tournament. But the bitch betrayed me and fooled around with Mannetosen’s fighter who was also my next opponent at the time. I beat that mother fucker down though and now I will not hold back on choking Pauline out in the cage instead of the bedroom this time. You will witness a broken limb in a few days time – It’s only fair after Pauline broke my heart. (Legstrong quickly walks off in a huff not to be seen again that evening) Hans: Looks like I touched a nerve there… My apologies. Can’t wait to see that one though! Daly: Gonna have to speed things up here my lads have a ‘cardio session’ booked in very soon. Gonna sound like an earthquake in here when it begins… Hans: Ah yes. Not sure I wanna witness that. Ok well one more. Buzz Lightbeer, you are yet to fight at the age of 20 and will be making your debut against Mara Salvatrucha, do you think your lack of cage experience will see you as the underdog for this fight? Lightbeer: Honestly, if it were against someone fighting out of a decent camp then I would say yes, I am the underdog…BUT this is camp KRad we are talkin here so no I do not see myself as the underdog. Besides the guy I am facing has lost both of his only fights and shown nothing impressive in either. I am gonna make it strike 3 and he will be outta KRad’s roster. Which is probably a good thing for his career mind you! Hahaha! I am untested yes, but that can be seen as an advantage because he has no idea whats coming his way. I have a lot in my arsenal and this bitch aint ready for it. Count on that. This fool has got himself a one way ticket to the Bahamas. Bon voyage mother fucker. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have some ass to destroy. Hans: By all means, proceed to your… training. Daly: Right on that note, lets be done with this interview! Grab your scotch and take a cigar of your choice while we head out to the balcony where we have a newly stocked bar waiting to be taken advantage of. LeBaron get your ass behind that bar and serve us sumin. Hans: Ah okay I had plenty more questions but fuck it. Let’s get shitfaced instead. (We went outside to Daly’s amazing balcony over looking Manhattan…the last thing I remember was Mark Bounty shoving my face in a mountain of cocaine…) http://s3.roosterteeth.com/images/vampireslaye4defe8435f9c1.jpg

Daly Customs (Check Post no.9 on this thread for avatars for sale) I have recently started doing custom avatars and have just learned how to do them so I have decided to be one of those guys who sells custom avatars. I am aware that I am not as good as people like topo and putin so that is why I am selling the ones I make for only... wait for it...... 15K/avatar! Here are some that I have done.. If you are interested then pm me in game: Me Or Post your request on this thread. Or Ignore this cos you think I am shit.