Loveladdy Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 DIGNITY 2 - MARKS THE RETURN OF M.C. "YOU DA NAIL, I'M DA" HAMMER ! ! ! Here comes da Hammer- Yo whats up my peeps an peeperettes! Dis is da Hammer here sayin whats up to yalls! I been axed to do a jernal for yous to documents my preperations for da fight nex week. My manager and main man Brandon Loveladdy axe me to give you da scoop on how I ended up wit Dignity, and whats been goin down wit me, da Hammer. So I said farewell to da EFC last month after my loss to Tomas Araya... Dat fight I cant makes no exscuses over or nuttin like dat, but I will tell you I was just to big homie. I was walkin round at 187 prior to da fight and da weight cut was a little to hard for da Hammer. I just couldnt let my hands go, it was like all my shit was stuck wit glue or someshit. My manager realized dat and after da fight I immediately changed my diet around so dat I could work by way down to 165 or so. Right now da Hammer is da fastest I ever been, I am 171 pounds right now and I am so happy wit my speed and endurance. Dis next fight is my last fight at welterweight, I will be fightin lightweight nex. About a month ago my manager told me about how Gary Coffee who is like da best motherfuckin coffee I ever knew about was starting a new org in da city of angels. I was so excited to fight in LA cuz I trains in Los Angels. If you know one thing about da Hammer its dat da Hammer dont like water, or plains. So 6 hours in a plain over water and den having to fight after was fuckin wit da Hammers head. Yall feelin me? So when I heard dat Gary wanted to set up a meeting I was like hell yeah mother fucka da Hammer is gonna help out da Coffee man and get back on track! So dis whole month I been able to train for my next fight, not having to worry about no stupid airplanes or no stupid water or no shit like dat. Plus in da city of angels we got medical marijuana and da Coffee man put da shit in my contract so I get to smoke dat OG Kush and dat makes da Hammer dangerous! Yeaaaaaahhhhhhh boooooooyyyyyyy! So at da gym lately I been gettin ready for Vinicius "The Rabit" Vaninico. I cant even say da dudes name, sounds like his parents been into to much greek mifology or some shit. Da dude is a new fighter, he dont have much experience so da Hammer didnt really want to fight him, but he is da next in line so da Hammer give him da resec dat he deserve. Da dude is a big boy for welterweight, he remind me of my self in my last fight assept he likes to wrestle, and I like to box, and I like the box to, da ladies know whats da Hammer is talkin bout, right? So da Hammer digressessess, I know he gonna wanna put da Hammer on da mat and grind out a win. But da Hammer aint been taken down in years, and I know dat he is gonna be a little slower dan I am, cuz da Hammer is da fastest dude da Hammer knows. I aint sure if he ever fought anyone like da Hammer, but I caint look pass him, he is my nex opponent, and da Hammer aint been lookin to good for da fans lately, da Hammer is making da Hammer real mad, and when da Hammer get mad somebody gonna get hurt. I been workng on some new tools for da fight, I tink you all is gonna see a new a new and improvified Hammer like you aint never seen b 4. So today is my day off, what da Hammer do on his day off, since he only get one day off aweek is da Hammer imaginify he is fighting, and den he go into his studio and imiganify that he is fighting his opponent with wordz and rhymez. So today I wantz yall to here da premeers of my new song - The Rabit? Yo yo yo - rama lama, rama lama Ho ho ho- dinga dinga, dinga dinga ding donga Hammer is back he gonna rap his new songa Da Hammer is back, da Hammmer gonna smack Any man dat Gary Coffee tink da Hammer should wack Da first man up says his name is da rabit, first ting he needa know his dat he cant even spella Let me tell you a thing here wrestling fella If I could say your name I d make you wish you werent borna so a yo yo yo - rama , lama lamb llama and a ho ho ho drink a bottle of rum I gonna spill da blood of a a brazilian man Round 1 da rabit cant even spell his own name so da Hammer come out with his brand new game Da Hammer throw a jab from straight outta no wheres Den he cut d a rabit up make him look like road kill da rabit shoot in looking for a takedown, but da hammer see it comin and kick him in da face den da hammer clinch it up, throw da rabbit gents da cage da rabbit try to take hom down, sends da Hamer in a a rage Da Hammer loads up with a vicous fucking uppercut make da rabbits nose explode he spit blood all over the audience 750 lucky fans get to see the Hammers science You can hear the roar of the audience from da Wild Bills Bar As hammer knock him out, his body crumple to the floor Sing it wit me yo yo yo - rama , lama lamb llama and a ho ho ho drinka bottle of da rumm oh Hammer slammeded him sing it wit da crowd cuz da Hammer has won again, yes da Hammer has won again, da Hammer has won again! 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Loveladdy Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 DiGNITY 2 Presents the arrival of Ahiga "The Smallpox-Avenger" Otaktay for the DiGNITY Bantamweight Title Ahiga Otaktay recently left Synchronicity to join Gary Coffey and the gang from DiGNITY on there journey to the top org. in Los Angeles. Otaktay is a proud native american with a savage fighting style, and the heart of a true hero. While fighting for Synchronicity Otaktay mangaged to go 5-3 in one of the toughest bantamweight divisions in the whole world! Ahiga is set to showcase his skills against DiGNITY's #6 ranked fighter pound for pound, and Hollywoods own "The Director" Cecil B' Demille. This should be an excellent battle of two true warriors and its certain that the VIP's that could afford a ticket to Wild Bills Bar in Los Angeles are in for a real battle. When we last saw "The Smallpox-Warrior" last week he was saying goodbye to Syn., it looks like its time for new beginnings as 2 weeks later he is taking his well deserved shot at the DiGNITY bantamweight title. I caught up with Ahiga in his bed this morning as I have been sleeping with him ever since we met a week ago at a prefight interview... Tits: Hey sexy, good work in your last fight. Tell the fans how it all went down, I feel like you went out with a bang for Syn. do you? Otaktay: I went out with a bang all right, haha. I banged you, you wild big breasted squaw you! Johnny Davis was tough, but I dictated the pace of the fight, and I came out on top. I took 3 days off to hang out in Vegas and mostly made love to my woman, You. Haha, I dont need my usual 12 virgins a day with Tits. She is the Tits hahaha. Tits: Well thank you you savage you. Back to business, you have to take on "The Director" next week. How have you been preparing for this fight? Otaktay: Lots of sex ahhahaha. Its great for cardio, not to be cocky or anything, but I have been training so hard for so long that I dont have any holes in my game, I now just train all the areas that are my strengths in order to create more strengths. I also began work on ground weapons hahahahaha. Or bed weapons, my ground grappling is much improved wouldnt you say? Tits: Your grappling from top position is second to none Ahiga, you have the best top control out of any man I have ever grappled with, and trust me , I have grappled more men than Ricky Martin. Otaktay: Thanks Tits, but I dint need to know that hahaha. Tits: Your a regular Magic Johnson your self, well minus the AIDS so I wouldnt talk hahaha Otaktay: That is funny, but wrong, you turn me on. Tits: Gotta get back on track, how do you think the fight will go next week? Otaktay: I will kill him, plain and simple. I plan to go savage on him, I want to take home a scalp to place on my mantle. Tits: I cant take it anymore, ravage me my indian lover. Tear my tee pee open with your love buffalo! This is the last night you get some untl you become the champion, so get ready, get ready! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 DiGNITY PRESENTS - OGG NOGG (5-1) vs. WILLY COOL (4-1) FOR THE DiGNITY FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE 2/27/11 Ogg Nogg recently left Hilo's EFC for future top orginization DiGNITY after winning his last fight by submission earlier this month. Now with 5 out of his last 6 fights being wins, Ogg Nogg proudly has a record with finishes via TKO, submission and decision. Clearly Ogg Nogg is a force to be reckoned with in he cage. After leaving EFC, Ogg Nogg decided to make the move up to the featherweight division to allow for Ahiga Otaktay his fellow teammate to make the run for the bantamweight title. Now Ogg Nogg faces possible the greatest test of his career as he takes on Willy Cool for the DiGNITY featherweight championship next Sunday. I asked my self, will Ogg Nogg be able to be as dominant at 145lbs as he was at 135? Well in this fight as it turns out his opponent is nearly the exact same height as Nogg (5'6), actually Cool is slightly shorter, but has a few pounds weight advantage. Will the size be a factor in the fight? Will Ogg Nogg gain enough weight to level the playing field, or will he use his smaller size to give him an edge in quickness? I had the opportunity to smoke out with Ogg Nogg at his crib in Hollywood as he enjoyed his day off from an intense training camp... Nogg: Whaths up homie? Yo come insthide already, dont want the neighborths to sthmell my sthweet sthkunky aroma. Blow Rogan: (Sniiiffff) Weeeew, yo dog! Good to see you again my homie! Daamnnnn that shiiiit smells skunky! Nogg: Yeah, Losth Angelesth hasth sthome of the besth chronic around hahaha. Plusth, M.C. growsth sthome of the sthit that he brought back from sthome monkths. That sthuff isth dank! Rogan: Did you say he got some shit grown by monkeys? Thats ill! Nogg: No I sthaid monkths! Dont disthresthpecth the Ogg Nogg! (Ogg Noggs house was beautiful, he had crystal and glass everywhere, he apparently had a thing for shiny objects haha, he overlooked the city with a panaramic view of Hollywood. Fighting must have treated Ogg very very well) Rogan: Dude you said monkeys, bro! (Nogg then threw his shoe at me and it missed and he broke one of his crystal sculptures) Nogg: Dammit man, why you make Ogg Nogg break his crysthalsth! Dat pisthsthesth me off! Rogan: Dude, you just spit all over my face with that lisp of yours. Calm down, lets smoke a blunt. (Blow learned from previous encounters with Ogg Nogg that the only thing that can calm him down when he is worked up, Which he is nearly ALL of the time, is sweet hydroponic chronic) Nogg: Pisthing off da Ogg Nogg by breakin histh chrysthalsths! Ya letsth sthmoke a blunt cracka! (Ogg Nogg then opened a cigar box with pcitures of naked ladies smeared in what appears to be dried up glue all over the box. Inside was at least 20 of the finest smelling blunts that I, Blow Rogan have ever seen) Nogg: Sthmoke disth Blow. (He then lit and began to smmoke the entire huge blunt, when he was done the room was so full of smoke I could barely see him. By the time he passed it to me I had to use the roach clips) Rogan: Thanks Ogg Nogg. Thanks... So, your fighting for the title next Sunday! Are you fucking excited to kick the crap out of that dude or what? (He then opened up the box and pulled out two more blunts, he passed one to me with a set of matches, and lit up his own as he proceded to answer...) Nogg: Well, Wiwwee Cool isth disthresthpecting the Ogg Nogg, stho I isth gonna have to kick histh asthsth! (I then had a laughing attack, Im not sure if it was because I was smoking the finest buds I have ever tasted, or if it was because he just said wee wee cool, It was proabably the combination of both) Rogan: Wee Wee Cool, ahahahah! Ahahahaha! Hoooooo.... ahahahah..oh my god, oh my go.. (I was airborn before I could say god, Nogg had lifted me off of the beanbag I was sitting on and I was flying towards his window about to see what Hollywood looks like from a 400ft fall, when out of no where M.C. Hammer snatched me out of the sky as if I were a human frisbee) Hammer: Chill out dawwwg! Somehow I always no dat when day is doin an interview wit Ogg Nogg someone might end up dead! Woooooohhheeee, you are lucky Blow! Rogan: Jesus, hahahha, (I could not stop laughing, all though I nearly tasted death I was still hysterical over the fact that Nogg could say Willy Cool. I think something is wrong with my sick sense of humor)you almost killed me hahaha! That was exhilerating, man. So where were we? Thanks Hammer... Hammer: No problem homie, Ill be your wingman anyday. But Im gonna sit over here and get high and keep a look out in case you get kill again hahah. Nogg: Dont dsithresthpecthsth Da Ogg Nogg! Wiw-Wee Coolll isth a prethy good ground fighter, I know that when we hitsh the ground, that I will kick histh asthsth, thatsth what I knowsth for sthure! I sthudied histh game, I think that he and I have sthimilar stylesth and you know what they sthay, "sthylesth make fighsth!" Rogan: Hahhaha, woooohhh, oh my godd Wee-wee hahahaha I am so covered in your spit its fucking disgusting, hahaha, you have the funniest lisp I have ever ever ever heard! Nogg: You disthresthpected da Ogg Nogg for da lasth time cracka man! Hammer: Dats it cracka, you did disresthpect da Ogg Nogg, and I aint gonna lets you disthrespect my homie in my home homie, you understand? (I was terrified, I couldnt put any words together) Hammer: Times up! ( I was airborn, this time I was not headed towards the 400ft drop, I was falling and falling and I could not tell where I was headed. Dragons encircled me taking me to a mystical land I had never seen before. There were beautiful people everywhere, was this heaven? Suddenly I felt the falling feeling again, no please dont let me leave this magical place...I opened my eyes, I was lying on Ogg Nogg and Hammers couch) Rogan: What the hell just happened? Nogg: Dude, before I could even pasthsth you the blunt you pasthsthed out from the contact high, you musth have been up for a while or sthomething homie. You need to lay of the drugsth. Hammer and I made a pact that if we both win our fighsth comin up then we will pay for you to go to rehab.... (Holy shit, I imagined all of that... I need help....) Rogan: Well, uh, good luck in your next fight guys.... I hope you guys kick asthsth or whatever it is you call it. ........ TO BE CONTINUED................ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted February 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 MMA World, I would like for you to meet our new friend "The Magical" U Nicorn ! ! ! Unicorn hails from Mystical Rainbowland which is located in the Vatican (Holy See). He actually looks like a Unicorn, he was born with a head shaped like a Unicorn head and came from a Catholic Nun that was magically and mysteriously impregnated. Is he the second coming of the messiah? Perhaps an alien baby? Or did some nun get knocked up? We will never know, but we do know this, Unicorn looks like a Unicorn, and thats pretty cool, and bad ass! MMAGAZINE: Unicorn, tell us, you come from the Vatican, yet you managed to be a bad ass fighter. How in the hell did that happen? As a matter of fact... Let me start over, your a walking miracle, explain your self!!!! Unicorn: Good day to you fellow human. Tis a wonderful day for an interview with the likes of an individual as splendid as your self... Hmmm....hmmmm, well I was born from a nun that was magically impregnated, so that was pretty interesting, and then I grew up in the vatican. This may offend some people, but the truth hurts. I learned to box by keeping the priests away from me. I was in the focus of the catholic church from the day that I was born, so needless to say I had my share of touchy feely old dudes trying to get next to me. By the time I was 18 I had knocked out 12 local priests, soooo things went bad quick for me. I was soon kicked out of the catholic church and people denied that I was born. It was at that time that a gentelman by the name of Brandon Loveladdy met me while he was on vacation, he saw me fighting off a group of tourists that were trying to take a pictures of me . They all call me freak boy, or Unicorn fag and stuff like that. It does not bother me as I have accepted who I am and what my purpose is in life. I have been put on this planet by Neptor of the planet Triblon 7 in the Nartikularix galaxy. He put me here to bring a reckoning on man kind using lethal punches and an all out physical assault on all those who stand in my way. MMAGAZINE: You are either a living miracle, or you have advanced schizophrenia. Either way, its pretty damned cool. So, Brandon Loveladdy scouted you out at 18, and you have been training MMA for the last 3 years right? Unicorn: It is acceptable for an earth person like your self to fear the truth. You all have been programmed by your society to fear and deny all that puzzles you.. YOur time will come, my people will join us soon. They must first gain clearance to enter the planet from "The greys" as you people call it. MMAGAZINE: Your tripping me out man. Will you answer the question? Unicorn: Unicorn as the earthly beings call me, has been a student of "mixed martial arts" or combat as I call it for 3 years. Before that I have been fighting since the day that I was born. Before my spirit entered this 50% human body I was a 350 year old Triblonian, I was the greatest warrior in our galaxy. But once I offended our king, he sent me to live a lifetime on earth as the son of a nun. I have been training in combat for 371 years now... MMAGAZINE: Okay, sure... So what happened in the last fight? You went over to fight K-1 in Tokyo and got knocked silly in a little over 5 minutes... where did your 371 years of fighting experience go then? Unicorn: You try fighting in a cage when you used to fighting with 0 gravity for 350 years. Ya I had 21 years to learn how to fight on this planet earth, but I am still in my tadpole stage in this skin... MMAGAZINE: Have you ever seen a psychologist? Unicorn: I dont need to, I can read minds... my people use telepathic powe... MMAGAZINE: Righhhhhhhhhtttt. Okay so what am I thinking about right now? Unicorn: If I said it aloud you might end up in what the earth beings call a jail. MMAGAZINE: Your good, okay, maybe you are 50% alien. How do you plan to use your powere to defeat Michael Halo next week? Unicorn: Well if we were on my home planet I would use the lack of gravity to fly around him and then tear his head from his shoulders severing his head from his spine, after that I would offer his spine to my king as grattitude for our existance... But since we are on earth, I will most likely watch for his takedown attempts attempt to knock him out using fists, elbows, feet, shins and knees. MMAGAZINE: Seems like a safe game plan to me.... Well, I better go prepare for the alien invasion now, so thanks for taking the time to do the interview Unicorn, you are truely one crazy, but maybe magical son of a bitch. I would not want to be your opponent next Sunday. Good luck.... Unicorn: I would like to give a shot out to my main girl Chelsar, she is the only star that shines through in this dirty piece of crap universe you humans call the "milky way", what a perverted name choice for a galaxy. You earthlings are fucking strange. Oh and dont worry about the invasion yet, you still have only 19 months left. The mayans were right, they are with the egyptians and a few others right now..... Peace out earthlings.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 DiGNITY 4 - REDEMPTION Presents the Premier of Don Key vs. Miami Funk 4/10/2011 Don Key is one of manager Brandon Loveladdy's next future prospects... After getting signed by Brandon, he spent 2 years training in the THC Ferocious Training Center, along the side of fellow top fighters in Los Angeles' number 2 ranked alliance. Key is completely unknown in the mixed marial arts world, and surely all of that will change come Sunday evening... We here at MMAGAZINE wanted to bring you the scoop first on this future beast... Lets spend some time with the man known as "Donkey Style" Don Key. MMAGAZINE: Hey Don, I have been looking forward to meeting you for sometime now. I personally am always excited to see the new fighters that are constantly emerging from your alliance. It seems like more and more beasts are leaking on to the top of Los Angeles rankings from your camp... Im sure Brandon Loveladdy saw something great in you, or you wouldnt be here today, having had your expenses paid for the last 2 1/2 years to train full time, they must see gold in you my friend... Tell us, how were you discovered? How did you go from an unknown to an up and comer out of one of the top alliances in the world? DonKey: Well my friend, its sort of a long story, so I will make it simple. I was living in Columbia, my family was not the most wealthy. Most people who lived near me either got into gangs, or into the cocaine businness. I didnt want to take either of those roads. I got into Karate when I was like 7 because my grandfather was a blackbelt who came from Brazil... I was an only child, and my parents were murdered when I was young by a gang, so he put a lot of time into my art to keep me from joining a life of evil. At the age of 16 I won the championships for the junior division and I was immediately offered a scholarship in Thailand to go to a private school and learn muay thai, so I did... At the age of 18 I was a a Thai kickboxing champion. It was around that time I met senor Loveladdy. He was very kind to me and let me live for free in Los Angeles and train at his private gym. Mr. Loveladdy spent so much time and money developing my style, and I feel like Sunday I will be able to make him, my grandfather bless his soul, and my family proud. MMAGAZINE: You litteraly went from nothing to something with your martial arts skill. I would be proud if I were you, not many people could have made it this far. So would you say your style is more Karate, or Muay Thai? DonKey: I am very proud senor. My style is still being developed, my wrestling is the least developed, so Mr. Loveladdy has had me working on a few things to fix that area. My backround in martial arts is based around my compact frame, I am very stocky, not to long like some fighters. So I have much power, I learned to throw kicks at a young age, and I ended up with the nickname of "Donkey Style", because everyone say I kick like a donkey. So when I went to change my name after my grandfather passed away, Don Key seem like the only thing that was right. So my style is a little crazy, kind of like Muayrate, a combination of Karate stance, and self defense, with the attack of muay thai. MMAGAZINE: Sounds like you will be a lot of fun to watch. You did say however that your wrestling is your "least developed" skill, in this next match you are up against a fighter who has an advantage in the grappling department, as well as an edge in experience. How do you think this will effect your performance? DonKey: I dont think it will affect my performance, in the last two years I have spent much time working on every area of my fight game. I have been competing since I was a very young boy, and I have been winning for the same amount of time. My team and I have studied his tape, Miami likes to work relentlessly to get takedowns, then go crazy and get stood up, or reversed and start over again. I dont really think anything he does anything special on the ground, and in this case, I think I have the better wrestling. When it comes down to the feet, where every fight starts I think he will be in deep trouble. I hope he knows that I have been waiting for 3 years to go full force in a fight. Sparring sessions are not the same. I cant go into a sparring session and try to kick my teammates teeth down his throat. So, I have been holding back a bit. Come fight night, I will not be holding back. And if he takes me down, I will no doubt get back up again and put the hurt on him until he either quits, gos to sleep, or the fight is stopped. If you take any guy from our gym, any fighter at all and compare them to Miami Funk, you would quickly realize that I have battled much tougher beast 6 days out of the week for the last few years of my life. And before that, I was battling just to stay alive. I had to fight in tournaments just to pay the bills, I have been doing this my whole life. MMAGAZINE: Well Don Key, I hope this is only the beginning of your rags to ritches story! We here at MMAGAZINE wish you the best of luck Sunday night. We are pulling for you... DonKey: Thank you for your time, and for learning about my "donykey style" haha. Do you have any special request finishes you would like me to go for? MMAGAZINE: No, thank you DonKey, haha. Special requests? Wow, awesome! How about head kick knock out? DonKey: MY specialty, or at least one of them. See you Sunday night friends! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted April 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 OGG NOGG's BACK! And he is pissed off! Yo whaths up you bunch of jive turkeysth? Ogg Nogg been gone a lil bit to long and now he isth ready to kicksth sthome assth! The lasth time you turkeyths sthaw me wasth when I was fightin for da belt againsth Willy Cool! Well, I wasth stayin that Willy Cool wasth not dat cool, and I guessth Ogg Nogg wasth wrong.... He somehow managed to get a rear naked choke on da Ogg Nogg, and I was wooping histh assth firsth.... Well, itsth been like a month an a half of a month stho thatsth not good for da Ogg Nogg. When da Ogg Nogg needsth to fight, da Ogg Nogg needs to fight? Ya dig? Any waysth, here I am sthitting at my computer docmumentining what Ogg Nogg isth doing to prepare to avenge my lasth lossth... After I lossth to Willy I was back in da gym two daysth later. I wasth real dispointeded in my selfsth, but den I realizeded, maybe da Ogg Nogg needsth to fight for welterweight instead stho dat da Ogg Nogg dont get sthubmitted again... But for now, I got to kick Joe Calzone or whatever histh namesth isth assth... Disth dudesth one bad dudesth. He hasth lossthed lotsth of timesth, but he isth sthtill no joke. Da dude hasth sthome nice punchesth and kicksth, he alstho hasth sthome real niceth takedownsth. His clinch looksth a lil weak, and his ground game isth pretty good, pretty, pretty good haha, dat LArry David is funny. Anyway, itsth not realllly good, but itsh pretty good, pretty, pretty good haha. Man, I cracksyh my sthelf up.. I would give da dude an edge in da stand up, and maybe a lil bit in da jiujitsthu, but I feel like I have da better ground game over all, and I think I can get da fight to da ground more than he will, sthooo I thinksth disth isth gonna be one heck of a fight. I sthpent a lot of time working my jiujitsthu after dat lasthsth losthsth, stho I am not to worried about getting sthubbed again... I dont likesth to losthe, Ogg Nogg never likesth to losthe... Stho I am hoping to climb back up to da top to be a champion. Sthay tuned for da madness Sthunday night! DiGNITY 3 Redemption is gonna go off da hook! Until nex time you jive turkeysth! Ogg Nogg out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted April 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 DiGNITY 4 REDEMPTION PRESENTS THE RETURN OF YOUR LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION RONALD "THE BUTCHER" MCDONALD A little over a month after litteraly destroying (8-2) "Fastball" Justin Roza to take the lightweight DiGNITY title, "The Butcher" now must take on DiGNITY's top prospect (9-0) Tommy "Disco Dancer" Deco. Ron Don will surely have his hands full as he is taking on the #4 lightweight in all of Los Angeles, none other than HCC's former champion. On paper this fight looks like a nightmare for McDonald, but Ronald has come out on top of worse situations as he was born in blood, and baptized in fire. Ronald McDonald joined Synchronicity after his 19th birthday, and only his 3rd pro MMA fight where he managed to go 4-2 in the arguably the toughest organization in the whole world. After leaving Syn. Ronald joined Gary Coffey and the team of DiGNITY to take a run at the lightweight belt, the only problem at the time was he had to get through Justin Roza who was on a 8-1 tear through the division. In that fight McDonald executed a brutal, yet effective gameplan... stuff 21 out of 22 takedown attempts, avoid Roza's assault, and punish him with an accurate assault from all angles. Enough of my take on things, why dont we let your Lightweight champion speak for him self and answer some questions sent in by the fans... Ronald, where did you get your nickname? Original, well... I grew up with the name Ronald McDonald which basically set me up to be the brunt of everyones McDonalds jokes. I fucking hate jocks, let me explain. I dont believe in factory farming, and the culture that McDonalds supports. So basically fuck all of that shit. I stand by my beliefs and will take them to my grave. Where was I? Oh ya, my nickname.. Well I feel that Ronald McDonald the clown that represents the "Mickey D's" company is a fucking joke. They should try making commercials that show how many fucking animals that fucker kills a year and see how many people think that happy fucking clown needs to get his throat slit. So anyhow, I feel like the image of Ronald McDonald is that of a fucking butcher, not a clown. So once I cut the living shit out of my opponents faces and got a couple of wins via cuts, the nickname stuck.... Next. Ron Don, excellent finish in the last fight. Are you upset that the crowd didnt give you a higher fight rating? I thought it was a bad ass win! Thanks, Im glad somebody knows what the fuck is up. Often times MMA fans dont know shit about martial arts, so they dont know what they were watching. If you pay attention you would notice that Roza was trying non stop to take me down to grind out the win. So if I went all fucking wreckless I would have set my self up to get takendown, and then the crowd would have had to watch him dry hump me for five rounds, well fuck that. If you guys want to watch two guys lay on one another for 25 minutes turn on TNA impact or whatever it is you mindless dial tone faced fucks watch to entertain your pee sized brains. So ya, I went in to that fight, took the cautious approach and fucking punished the shit out of Roza for three rounds. I knew my gameplan was working early on, so I kept with it. Thats what fighting the top dogs will do for you. Half way through the third round we clinched up and I let loose one of my elbows, that started the bloodbath. Did I mention I fucking love making people bleed? After the cut opened up over his eye I caught him with a knee and that was it baby. So fans, you fuckers need to start to respect the sport, half of you dont even know what the hell is going on. You or the judges for that matter... Assholes. Tommy "Disco Dancer" Decco is your next opponent, hes my favorite fighter! Did you know hes number 2 in Los Angeles? Do you really think you can beat him? Really? What are you his disco dancing partner? Give me a break. I fought the guy a little over a month ago, come to think of it, I fought the top guy for the last 3 years. I have not taken any easy fights. Tommy Decco is just another guy who I need to beat so that I can be the best. IT seems to me like he has beat a bunch of so so fighters, I can see he has good management, and that could have a lot to do with his success. I think Tommy's gameplan is fairly one dimmensional, I dont see him suprising me in any way. HE is your typical grappler, the only thing I am excited about is the fact that all of you can suck my sweaty fucking nut sack when I win. Then all of your bull shit talk will mean nothing, actions always speak louder than words. Dear "The Butcher" you are my favorite fighter in the world, what is your favorite move to use in fights? And why? Thanks! Kick his ass! Thanks, I never really get to much fan mail. That means a lot to me... Well, let me see.... I love elbows and knees personally. I love using the wizzer to gain control and then launching elbows and knees up the middle. I am a sucker for blood, like I said... If I could brush my teeth in human blood, and bathe in it and all of that I would be a happy man. Plan to see some of my favorite moves Sunday night. Ronald, if you manage to beat Tommy Deco you would be ranked one of the top lightweights in Los Angeles. What would be next should you win? Lets, get this straight, I will win. Quit is not in my language man. When I beat Tommy Deco I have been doing lots of thinking, I have been considering moving up in weight. I think that I would be better suited at 185lbs, or maybe 170. For my frame, and my style I think I could do some damage at a larger weight class. So when I get the W Sunday night, you can count on seeing me start adding some weight and considering a move up. I do not fear any fighter, some guys want the east way out, and want to fight the smaller guys. Fuck that, I want to fight the big guys and kick the living shit out of them. a lot of guys talk shit, I like to fight. Save the shit talk and fucking fight you pansies! What do you think Tommy Deco's biggest advantage will be on fight night? I think the biggest thing for me to worry about would be his takedowns, and his ground and pound. I have spent a lot of time drilling escapes from the bottom position. And I think I have what it takes to scramble and punish him if he gets me down. The truth is the I have faced tougher wrestlers, and I have stuffed most of the takedowns. In this fight, I plan to stuff them all, and then hurt him bad. He has not faced anyone with striking in the same level as mine. I know he will feel the difference when I hit him. He will slowly fade and his gameplan will disintigrate with every strike that lands... I have beaten better men, and I will beat many more... My advantages will overwhelm him, his striking needs improvement, and I think he will realize that after this fight and he will be a champion in the future. He will just not be a champion while im in the same division haha... I have been doubted for to long, no one is going to walk over me. If you think im your fucking stepping stone you are sadly mistaken. Im so confident in my team, and my self that I will be giving 50% of my win bonus from this fight to the Animal Liberation Front so that they can launch an all out attack on McDonalds. Vegan Power! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted April 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Spirit Fighting Championships Presents SPF 59 True Grit Forrest Loveladdy vs. Cole Trickle We are here with Forrest Loveladdy, who is training out of the THC Ferocious Training Center in Los Angeles. Forrest, you have had some excellent coaches so far in your young career. Royce Gracie, Rafael Cordero etc. Its pretty amazing just how much you have learned in such a short amount of time... Tell us, was it the coaches, or your work ethic that made you learn so quickly? Loveladdy: It all comes down to the energy you put in. I had nothing for the longest time in my life, but when I wanted things to happen, they started to happen. I had to start believing in my spiritual self, all the rest is history. I of course have nothing but respect for my coaches, without them I would not be who I am today. I just feel like all learning starts from within, you have to want the knowledge, and believe that it is yours for the taking... That last fight was awesome,you nearly knocked Georges Edgar cold with a head kick early on. I did not see that one coming, as a matter of a fact, I dont think he did either haha. Was your plan to try and get the KO? You took him down after and finished him with ease... Nicely done. Loveladdy: Honestly, with my losses early on in my career I learned so much. Most of the improvements needed were mental adjustments. But the fact that I lost a few times makes me have to fight lower caliber fighters, which truthfully does not interest me. I dont like having to take all the bottom feeders. Im hoping to get a few more wins together so that I can take a big step up in competition. I worked so hard to not be your typical one dimmensional grappler. My team studied tape and to be honest Edgar didnt look good anywhere. He had been Ko'd before and submitted. So our gameplan was just to fight smart and take whatever we could get. He made mistakes, and he was punished for it. So can we expect you to look for whatever you can get in this fight? Or do you have a special gameplan? Loveladdy: Well, if you dont pubish this til after the fight Ill let you in on my plan. Haha, Im going to not be afraid to attack from every angle. I will attack on the feet with punches and kicks, grind him down in the clinch, then take him down and punish him. I know all he is going to want to do is take me down since he is a grappler, I just want to hurt him everywhere until he folds. Dynamite gameplan my friend, fair enough... Well, this is your last fight for SPF. What does the future hold? Loveladdy: We will see, I really want to move up in weight, and I am not looking to fight Robot Joe or Dan Henderson (THC Alliance mates), so we will see. I have my heart set on Syn., but I dont want to let Tsube down. I just dont want to get stuck fighting in a weight I dont feel comfortable to avoid fighting teammates... We will see. Ill leave it all in the hands of god and my training now.... Well, best of luck mate. May the best man win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted April 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2011 Americas Most Wanted Night of Champions Presents "Normal" Norman Philanski vs. Honovi "Little Warrior" Blackfoot For The 135 lb Title Norman Philanski the 26 year old prospect from Tycoon Hybrid Coalition, is currently riding high on a 3 fight win streak that took him to the top of Americas Most Wanted's bantamweight division... Last we saw of him, he steam rolled through top contender Andre Young, stuffing 47 of his takedowns, and avoiding taking any damage. In the second round Philanski cut Young with a nasty uppercut, and rocked him with a hook... the fans and I thought it was surely all over... But no, Young managed to pull it together enough to survive and lost the fight by decision 43-50. Norman Philanski with only 3 fights experience, and only a few years of MMA experience, has succesfully applied his pro boxing background, and has managed to become not only a champion, but a top prospect, and one hell of an opponent. On Friday night, the champion is set to battle Carolina Top Team fighter, and indian warrior Hanovi Blackfoot. Blackfoot has made shortwork of all of his opponents, using his powerful takedowns, and brazilian jiujitsu blackblet. As a matter of fact, his entire MMA career has lated less than 20 minutes total. The only question this reporter wants to know, is how does Honovis opponents combined record equal 15 - 15 and he earned a title shot? With a 7-4 combined record, its safe to say that Norman has surely tested the tougher opponents in his time in the cage, as a matter of fact you could potentially make the argument that Philanski has the edge in experience, given that he has 7 more minutes experience in the cage, and a more legitimate list of opponents. This fight will be a close one to call for many reasons... 1)Norman Philanski has the edge in wrestling on paper, we all know Honovi has the greatest advantage in this fight in the grappling department, do to his JiuJitsu prowess. In order to get this fight to the ground, Honovi will have to get this fight tothe ground, and although he has powerful takedowns, my money is on the man with the better wrestling come fight night. 2) Norman Philanskis use of dirty boxing and clinchwork has been his bread and butter during hs last 3 MMA fights. His experience with professional boxing gives him the edge in the clinch... However, Blackfoots lesser wrestling skills and JiuJitsu skills will tell him to pull guard from the clinch... Should Norman take that risk? 3)The stand up, on paper it appears that Blackfoot has the slight edge in boxing... However on closer examination, Hanovia has only thrown 8 punches in all of his professional MMA fights. On the other side Philanski has landed over 211 strikes in the last 3 of his MMA fights alone. That is a huge difference in volume. That means that either Hanovis takedowns are so powerful that ne never needs to use his hands to set them up, or it means that he may get caught if he cant get that early takedown. As surely he will take more damage in one round, than he has in his entire career when he faces Norman. This fight could be anyones night, If Blackfoot cant get this fight to the ground, I see Norman Philanski winning via TKO in round 4, if not round 1. However If Hanovi manages to use those takedowns effectively, or manages to pull guard, I see him winning by submission in the first round. When Philanski was asked to do an interview about the upcoming fight, Philanski's camp issued a press release: "H-h-hey guys! N-n-n-Norman Philanski hear to g-g-g-give you the sc-sc-oo-ooo-ooop on my upcoming fight with Ha-n-n-no-novi Black-black-blackfoot. S-sory I dont have the t-t-time to do the interview, my camp and I are w-w-w-w-w-working re-re-real hard to be pre-p-p-pared for my fight F-f-friday n-n-night. I think this is going to be- to be a really-really great fight! I cant w-w-ait to get in there and k-k-kick his-a-a-ass and prove th-that I am the -re--rer-real deal H-h-holy-f-f-f-field! Thanks for b-b-believing in an old boxer l-l-like me! Oh, and dont worry, Ill be, Ill be b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbba-ba-babbbbb-ba-back!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted April 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 Tycoon Hybird Coalition Premiere "He Who Wrestles Like A Hornets Nest" Hesutu Nayati 20 year old Hesutu Nayati is the younger brother of top bantamweight Ahiga Otaktay, seperated at birth they reunited 2 years ago to begin there mixed martial arts journey together. Nayati grew up in New Mexico where he learned to wrestle at the age of 3. Growing up in a wrestling family helped young Hesutu become the "Pure Weight Champion of his Elementary school. After dominating the older fighters, he was offered the opportunity to be home schooled in order to train wrestling more full time and compete in the 125 lb division. At only 13 years of age, Nayati was already achieving local hero status, as he was one of the first Native American children to be globally recognized for his accomplishments in the wrestling community. After losing his first match which also cost him the national title, Nayati decided that he needed to bulk up, and soon after was scouted by the states top high school where he began a strength and conditioning program to prepare for his freshman year. Over the summer the strength and conditioning program, combined with his natural growth due to puberty pushed "The Wrestling Hornets Nest" to 152lbs of lean muscle. Also during that summer camp, Nayati was introduced to Greco Roman clinchwork, and he fell in love. For the next 4 years Hesutu went undefeated, gaining trophy after trophy along the way.... After High School the option was on the table to go to Penn State and wrestle on a full ride, instead through random chance, Hesutu was told to go to a MMA fight to see this "bad ass indian" dude fight one night when he was in vegas for a competition.... That night changed his life forever. Hesutu Nayati went to watch Sin Cities top Mixed Martial Arts Orginization Synchronicity's SYN 134: More Damage Done. He had great seats, only a few rows back from all the celebs, toward the end of the night there was the last preliminary fight, "The Bad Ass Indian" vs Chris Mayo. It was a great fight, with Otaktay using his typical muay thai brawler style, in the late part of the second round Otaktay landed a jab, cross, leg kick combination that lefy Mayo realing, he was all over the place, then boom! Otaktay landed a left hook from hell that knocked Mayo nearly out cold. As Otaktay mounted Mayo and put him to sleep, Nayati felt something, something he had never felt before, that he was not alone. At that moment Ahiga Otaktay looked upon the crowd with a devlish grin, and the two made eye contact for the first time 18 years. After meeting Ahiga after the fight, Hesutu knew, that the two needed to be togther forever, and to be brothers once more. 2 years have passed since that chance encounter, the two are still nearly impossible to seperate, and have taught each other so much about martial arts Ironically Ahiga Otaktay grew up a brawler, with no wrestling and grappling experience, and Hesutu grew up with Greco Roman wrestling, and never through a punch until he started to train MMA. Hesutu has had two years training in the Ferocious Training Center in Los Angeles, and now he plans to show what he has learned... Introducing, future legend perhaps? ... Hesutu Nayati! Hey guys, thanks, thanks... I dont know about being a future legend, that is a little to premature... haha. I have spent my whole life studying wrestling, and then I saw my brother fight, and I was like "this is what I have to do with the rest of my life", it changed everything. Its like I was driving a car with square wheels my whole life, and then one day someone told me that I could have been using round ones.... The first thing I did when I got into the gym was get schooled by everyone who trained there, I became everyones wrestling/grappling/sparring parter. I basically got my butt kicked for 7 hours a day, 6 days a week. I learned quickly that my Jiu Jitsu was pretty good from all my years of wrestling, and then I mainly learned that my wrestling was getting way better, I mean waaay better. I was able to mount everyone, I cant describe it, we have top notch training partners, but no one could keep up I just kept learning from everyone. Ground and pound came realy natural to me, so do submissions, I dont know, the bottom line is this, everything is going perfectly. MY ground game is where I want it, and getting better daily, and my striking is growing leaps and bounds... My first MMA fight is against 8-11 James "Iron Fist" Martin. I think its a great first fight for me, he has lots of experience, and a decent all around game. My camp and I believe that I have the tools to retire him If I fight smart, and live up to my training. So, ya, thats it for now... I look forward to living up to creators plan, and I hope you all appreciate the ride. Thank you, and god bless! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted May 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 DiGNITY PRESENTS DiGNITY 7 OTAKTAY vs. COOL Ahiga "The Smallpox Avenger" Otaktay (13 - 5) is the current DiGNITY Bantamweight Champion. After cleaning out the bantamweight division and leaving no survivors, Ahiga Otaktay called out a special fight; Ahiga wanted to take on none other than DiGNITIES 145 lb Champion, Willy Cool (6 - 1). Cool who is currently on a two fight win streak, defeated Ahigas training partner and long time friend Ogg Nogg, who is currently ranked in the top 200 of the lightweight division, and is presently riding him on a dominant two fight win streak since his loss. The defeat of Ogg Nogg back in February really upset Ahiga, Otaktay possesses a warriors spirit, and truly follows his native american background. Members of his team are his tribe, and he protects those in his tribe with all of his heart, soul and mind. Over the last year Otaktay's life has been in a constant forward moving state of evolution. He found his long lost brother (and training partner, Hesutu Nayati), married the love of his life(now Tits Otaktay), became the DiGNITY Bantamweight Champion, and now he is set to avenge the loss of one of his best friends, and in the process could very well win the DiGNITY Featherweight Belt! Doing such will potentially propel Ahiga Otaktay up the PFP rankings! Cool is coming into this fight with 6 wins coming in the first round, and his last two fights being two of those six. And then you have Ahiga Otaktay, who has not lost a fight since January where he lost a decision to (16 - 6 - 1) Wendell Deifendorf. Otaktay has only been defeated one time by something other than a close judges decision, and that last loss was back in May of 2010! Although Ahiga has recieved chriticism for winning most of his fights via decision, it has never been for lack of trying... Ahiga does what it takes to avoid taking damage in fights, after all isnt the point of a fight to win without taking much damage? What you dont see enough action? Otakay throws an average of 30 punches per fight, 40 kicks, and as of lately, also an assortment of knees, elbows and some dirty boxing... Still not enough for you? Well I guess you dont know shit about fighting then... On paper these two warriors make the perfect matchup! It's your "typical striker vs. grappler" match-up. Otaktay has a solid edge in the Boxing department & a very large advantage in the Muay Thai department. On the flipside, Cool has a solid edge in the Wrestling department, and a rather large advantage in his JiuJitsu game.... Willy Cool has only lost once, and to a superior striker... I'm interested to see if history will repeat its self this evening.... Tonight, Ahiga is testing him self for the first time ever in the Featherweight Division. All 18 of Ahigas proffesional career have taken place in the bantamweight division. Will his size difference cost him? Or is he prepared to make a statement? I would have to say that the Pre-Fight Weigh Ins would answer that question! Ahiga came out first to make weight, the fans let loose a roar that I had never heard before... Ahiga smiled, a sly smile, but a smile none the less, I have never in my lifetime seen Otaktay smile at a pre-fight weigh in, come to think of it, I dont think I have ever seen him smile before. He calmly walked up to the scale, began to take off his trunks, and his shirt and shoes... The fans, and a few ladies began whistling for him as he took of his shirt... Ahiga was looking ripped, he was huge, he made an easy weigh in at a perfect 145 lbs, although rumor has it he will be fighting at around 152lbs as of tonight. The crowd really loves Ahiga, it must be that he is the champion, or maybe they like the way he looks at 145... Next Willy Cool entered the room, and immediately the tension in the room reached a boiling point, Ahiga as if he had laser vision had locked eyes with Cool the second he stepped on the stage. The crowd could feel it, he walked up to the scales and weighed in, a perfect 145. He walked over toward Ahiga where the two would square up for the press, and for the fans. Right away Willy said something to Ahiga, we are not sure what it was, something about his family.... The bottom line was this, Ahiga had already been excited about unleashing on Willy, but that comment set it off. Willy rushed in pushing his head into Otaktays face trying to bully him, and Otaktay responded quickly by throwing Cool off of him. Cool nearly smashed org owner Gary Coffey as Ahiga reacted so quickly it was like a dog fight! The fans began chearing, and chanting something.... First in-audible, but as the commotion on the stage began to settle, it began to be more and more clear.. They were saying "Warrior, WArrior, WARrior, WARRior, WARRIor, WARRIOr, WARRIOR!" until the hole place was in a frenzy. The stage crew quickly tried to get everything back to normal, as I am sure that Hayashi's Lounge in Los Angeles has not been that excited in a long time. The crowd that had already gathered on a Thursday morning was impressive, I believe over 1500 people were already in attendance at the weigh in, and rumor has it Hayashi's loungs has been sold out for a week! Well we know the bad blood was in the air, but it turns out something else was in the air too! Love, and a new found state of happiness for our dear friend Ahiga Otaktay. At the press conference after the weigh ins, the press, and a few lucky fans as I am sure that you could imagine, had a few questions for him. Random member of the Press: Ahiga, rumor has it you are planning to knock Willy out, is that the plan? Otaktay: Hello everyone, thank you for being here. Ummm, you are rather quick to ask questions.. haha okay, I will answer. I am planning to fight my fight plan, do what I have train to do. My team and I have a very good gameplan, we feel that I can do this plan very well, and this plan will lead to Willy Cool's first knock out... MMAMAGAZINE: Is it true that your teammate Ogg Nogg, who was defeated by Willy Cool is going to be in your corner for wrestling tonight? Otaktay: You people in the press have strange information, no, Nogg won't be in my corner tonight, Nogg helped me train this camp to prepare for Willy, tonight I will have Forrest Loveladdy in my corner for Jiu Jitsu, my brother Hesutu Nayati for wrestling, Don Key for MT, and Phukyorself for Boxing. My manager will also be there, he is my training leader, and gameplan maker. MMATODAY: I heard that Willy Cool mentioned something to you in todays weigh in about your family. After that it looked like that upset you, any comment on all of that? And what did he say to you? Otaktay: He said to me "I'm going to humilate you and your "family", just like I did to your friend"... I did not want to break the news like this, but I will. My wife Tits Otaktay and I are having twins soon. Tits is 4 months pregnant and I will be a father to little Otaktay's. We are having magical twins of some sort. This is a blessing to the Otaktay family, as well as my people. We are both from the same tribe so now our tribe will live on forever. After he Willy said these things, I did not react, he did, I was making eye contact with him since he came into the room, I saw the fear in his eyes when he saw me for the first time. I looked into his soul as we made eye contact, I watched the grey aura that surrounds him glimmer and fade as I stared deeper. The deeper I stared the more he said, then he came rushing in towards me nearly head butting me, to avoid getting cut I quickly reacted and through him the other direction, nearly crushing my good friend and boss Mr. Gary Coffey, sorry about that Gary! So you see he did not upset me, I am in a new place in my life. Fear, and pain, frustration and doubt do not enter my mind. I know that Willy is very excited, but he needs to let go of his doubt. I have been watching much tape on my opponent, and one night I had a little to much of the Master Kush and got into a deep meditation, in that vision I watched Willy as he was defeated once in his life, that was by a striker by the name of Diago Sanchez. In the vision I realized that he was in fear of what was to come, he had his only loss come by someone with lesser skills than I possess. And this has been eating away at him. I have seen how this fight will end, and I cannot tell you because that would ruin the suprise. MMADAILY: Ahiga, let me be the first to say congratulations to you and your wife on the news of your children! I had a few people back in our office that wanted me to ask you, are you a modern day prophet? I mean seriously, we think your so frickin cool man! Kick ass! Wooooohhhhwww!!!!!! (The Audience and Press then exploded again) "Warrior, Warrior....." Otaktay: Thank you, thank you, for many years I was doubted by my fans, and not given any respect. But I want you all to know that I dont need your respect, you dont need to idolize me, or any other fighter or public figure. We are all people, respct and idolize the ones who bring great change in our culture, and in our societies. Stop paying attention to the false prophets, and the false icons, its time to open your eyes my good friends. Violence is not the answer, it just happens to be the only thing I am good at, so I get the results I want out of my own blood, sweat, and pain. I appreciate you all for standing by me, just remember that you are the next idol, not me! "Warrior, Warrior...." Otaktay: Okay, I will say something. Tonight will be the beginning of the great change that is to come, the awakening is hear and the hour is upon us. To the lucky few that managed to get seats to nights event, I promise I will do everything within my souls ability to provide you with your entertainment, and I will remind you that you can do anything in this world if you believe in your self! "Warrior, Warrior, Warrior, Warrior.................................................................." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted May 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Americas Most Wanted Presents : "Normal" Norman Philanski (3 - 1) vs. Honovi "Little Warrior" Blackfoot (5 - 1) Americas Most Wanted 44 - Part II These two fighters met in the cage back on April 15th, that night Blackfoot took a beating for 3 1/2 rounds before eventually getting his first takedown late in the third round. At the beginning of the 4th round, the ass kicking continued as Philanski started to loosen up a bit, but he got a little to comfortable and was takendown where he lost by kimura late in the 4th round. That nights fight left no other option in sight, these two had to do battle once more, in an immediate rematch. I recently had the opportunity to spend some time with our dear friend Norman Philanski after the pre-fight press conference. here is what he had to say when we dsicussed such topics as losing the title, his last fight, his training camp, this fight and his future in MMA. Here is how it all went down... MMAMAGAZINE: Yo whats up Norman, how ya been since the last time we met? Philanski: H-h-h-h-hey, w-w-w-w-whats u-u-u-up h-h-ho-ho-homie? Things have b-b-ben p-p-pretty g-g-goood. I cant c-c-c-cum-cum-complain! MMAGAZINE: Hahaha, you can't cum? Bummer.... Philanski: In c-c-case you d-dont r-r-re-remember I have a s-s-s-speach imp-p-p-pedimenttt! MMAGAZINE: I was joking bro, chill out! So, I know it must have been hard for you to lose the title That time you were looking great, then he got a takedown and you got your first loss.... That must have been super hard on you, am I right? Philanski: Ya, my c-c-camp was a little up-up-upset about my p-p-performance in that f-f-f-fight... I got a li-little b-b-bit to com-com-comfortable and started t-t-taking it like a b-b-boxing m-m-match, I didnt respect his t-t-ttakedown ability since the f-f-first 3 rounds I st-st-stuffed 23 of his t-t-takedowns. I shouldn't have d-d-d-done that, and I p-p-paid the p-p-p-price. So ya, I -l-llost the b-b-belt, but whatever, its just a p-p-piece of m-m-metal with a b-b-belt att-t-t-t-tached. I don't n-n-n-need that, b-b-b-but what I do need is to w-w-win, thats what I get up every d-d-day for, thats why I t-t-t-train as hard as I d-d-d-do, its what puts f-f--food on the t-t-table, winnning is what I t-t-trained to d-do, and that is w-w-what you will see me do from here on out, I p-p-plan to win tonight, if that means that makes me the c-ch-ch-champ, then thats f-f-f-fine with m-m-m-me... I really want to just k-k-k-ick Little f-f-foots a-a-a-ass...! MMAGAZINE: So how did it feel when Danny Caldera offered you the immediate rematch? Philanski: Man, I w-w-w-was so-s-s-stoked! I knew that if I f-f-f-fought like I had b-b-b-been t-tr-training that I c-c-could have finished him. At the end of the d-d-d-day I w-w-would rather leave with my h-h-hands raised for knock-knock-knocking him o-ou-out, than to win for a d-d-duh-decision, b-b-but you g-g-gotta d-d-do what you got-got-gotta do to get your h-h-hands raised at a-a-all! MMAGAZINE: So true, so true. Even if you win these days you cant even count on the judges to have scene the right fight hahah. But the fans, and the orginations seem to prefer watching someone win via knockout, TKO or submission... In your proffesional career you are known for having a balls out boxing style that usually leads to a knock out. Do you think you can do anything differently in this fight to change the outcome and potentially give the fans what they want to see? Philanski: Well I g-g-guess that would d-d-depend on what the f-f-fans w-w-want to see... If they w-w-want to see a g-g-good f-fu-fu-fight then yes, I can g-g-guarant-t-tee you will see a g-g-good f-f-fight. I m-m-made some m-m-mist-st-st-stakes in the last f-f-fight, Honovi has p-probably made some im-p-p-provements, and will s-s-surely have a different g-gay-gay-game p-p-plan when we m-m----meet this evening. It's hard to s-s-say what will h-h-appen, Honovi is a g-g-reat f-f-f-fighter, I underest-st-stimated him a little b-b-b-bit the last time we m-m-met, and I'm sure that he underest-st-st-stimated me a little b-b-b-bit too. I wooped his a-a-a-ass all over the c-c-c-cage for at least s-s-s-17 minutes out of the t-t-t-t-t-24 minutes of that f-f-f-fight, so I kn-kn-knoooow that he underest-st-st-stimated-mated me. I s-s-saw what his m-m-morale looked like after that f-f-f-fight, and he d-d-d-didn't l-l-look like a m-man who f-f-felt like he r-re-really "w-w-won" that f-f-f-fight. I know he was more b-b-bang-bang-b-b-b-banged u-u-u-u-u-u-up than I was, but I'll g-g-g-give it to-to-to him, h-h-he won, he f-f-finished me late in the 4th, and it was all m-m-my f-f-fault. If I would have l-l-listened to my manager and c-c-c-coaches I would have w-w-w-won that f-f-f-fight. So we w-w-will s-see, tonight you will s-s-s-see a n-n-new g-g-gay-gameplan, for me and p-p-p-pot-t-t-en-ten-ten-tentially for H-h-honovi. So only t-t-time wil t-t-tell what will h-h-happen. To answer the question you a-a-a-asked, if I c-c-c-can do anything to ch-ch-ch-ch-change the outcome of the f-f-f-fight, and the answer is y-y-y-yes. Every f-fight done 10 times over would s-s-surely r-re-re-result in a different outcome, it's hard to p-p-predict the f-f-f-future, t-the only th-th-thing I will t-t-tell you is that I am in c-c-cun-cun-cbomb-cunttrol of the p-p-p-present. MMAGAZINE: Well Norman, if you can get c-cbomb-c-cuntrol of the belt this morning you will be the Bantamweight Champion of Americas Most Wanted once again, do you think that you guys will have an immediate rematch if you win the fight this evening to settle the score? Philanski: Anyone th-th-that AMW w-w-wants m-me to f-f-f-f-fight I will f-f-f-f-fight. As long as I g-g-get t-t-time to t-t-t-train before each f-f-fight thats all I n-n-n-need! I l-l-love to f-f-fight! I obviously h-h-hope that I win this f-f-fight, and if that m-m-means that I have to f-f-fight B-b-black-b-b-blackf-f-f-foot again thats f-f-f-fine with me-me-me-me! I don't m-m-mind kicking his a-a-ass any d-d-day of the w-w-w-week. MMAGAZINE: And what would you do if you should happen to lose? Philanski: Maybe consider a m-m-move up to the l-l-lightw-w-w-weight d-d-division, I d-d-d-don't plan to lose, I l-l-live in the p-p-present r-r-re-remember? MMAGAZINE: Hahaha, yeah, thats right. Man all the guys Brandon Loveladdy manages from the THC alliance are a bunch of stoners hahaha... Hippies haha. Philanski: Dont m-m-make this h-hip-h-hip-h-hippie open up a c-c-c-c-can of w-w-w-w-woop ass on you! Never d-d-disre-sp-spect my m-m-man-man-manager ooooorrrrrrr my a-l-lliance! MMAGAZINE: Okay bro, chill out, save your chi for the fight dude! Kick his ass bro, on behalf of the team here at MMA MAGAZINE I wish you a kick ass evening, where you regain the belt, kick Honovi's ass, give the fans what they want, and make your self proud! Live in the present my dear friend, live in the present! Philanski: Th-th-thank's d-d-du-du-dude! I w-w-w-will do my b-b-best! I'm gonna k-k-k-kick his a-a-ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted May 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 INTRODUCING: TAKEHIKO "BUKKAKE" TAKAKI (9-2-0) Takehiko was recently picked up off the free agent list by new manager Brandon Loveladdy from the Tycoon Hybrid Coalition in Los Angeles. Takaki has an impressive (9-2) record and lost the Honor FC Featherweight Belt back in February in what some thought might have been a rigged fight, as Takaki went for nothing but takedowns the whole fight under orders from management. After leaving his manager he was quickly picked up by Brandon Loveladdy, who was quoted to have said " Bukkake is one bad mother fucker, I don't know what kinda B.S. went down with him and his old manager, and frankly, I dont give a damn. On behalf of the whole THC team we all humbly ask that he wont kick our asses haha"... Word on the street in Los Angeles was that Takaki had moved from Japan to L.A. to train with the T.H.C. fight team in Los Angeles, and the other news was that he was moving up Welterweight! Welterweight, wait a second didn't Takaki start his career in the Bantamweight division? That's right boys and girls, Takaki is now beefed up and ready to take on the Welterweight division. Standing a solid 5'10 & 175lbs, Takaki has made a name for him self with all of his highlight reel head-kick-knockout's, and his never say die attitude! Takaki was recently given the nickname of "bukkake" due to the fact that teammates said his style was and I quote "in your face,...its like everywhere I looked I saw something flying at my face... it was intense"... Lets take the time to talk to Tycoon Hybrids newest warrior "Bukkake" Takehiko Takaki! Loveladdy: Hey buddy, I am so glad you are a part of our team, your other manager has no clue what he is missing out on haha.... Takaki: Yes, he do not know what he missing. Loveladdy: Takehiko, your english is much better than it was when we first got you out here. Its only been a couple months, and you havent stopped impressing me yet.... Takaki: Thank you master Loveladdy. I learn much English from you and our team, but also much from watching Bruce Lee movies when I was younger... Loveladdy: Hahaha! Well, no matter how you learned it, Im proud of you bud. Takehiko, you recently were awarded belt promotions in every discipline of your MMA career, over the last 2 1/2 months, you managed to improve your boxing, your got your Karate brown belt, you were promotoed to superb in wrestling and a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu.. On top of that, you did it while settling in from moving from Tokyo, while adding 25lbs to your stature, while enduring a new strength and conditioning program and while dealing with the news of what happened in your homeland. You are one hell of a bad ass my friend. Takaki: Learning is what I do, it is what I love. Life is about growth, spiritually, physically, your mind body and soul in union working your way through what we percieve as "life" while inside this shell that we call a "body." As for my people in Japan, I am saddened by the reaction of America, and those around who call themselves compassionate. I left my country only weeks before the earthquakes destroyed everything I loved. My family is now missing after the Nuclear powerplants leaked near my home... Loveladdy: Tell the people where you came from, your backgound in martial arts. Also tell them about your gift... Takaki: I train in Osaka Japan, I learn Karate while I was young child. After many year of Karate, I start study in Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu. Many years I train all areas of martial arts, until I was offer my first MMA fight in July of 2010. After I soon sign with Honor FC in Vegas, I flew from Japan to vegas for a year, 6 fight later(and 4 headkick knockouts later) , I had title shot. I defend my belt 3 time, on the last fight we all know what real happen. My gift is not just my gift, it is our gift. I have been do meditation for my whole life. I can speak with the people of the light, its no big deal really. Anyone can do if they put mind to. Loveladdy: Its a little bit bigger of a deal than you are letting on to Takehiko hahah! But thats okay, modesty is in your nature. It's time we talk business bud, the people want to know how we have been preparing for your entrance to the Welterweight division, and for your title fight! This camp we worked really hard on improving any areas of weakness, my specialty is to look at a fighter and see what holes they have in there game, and then fill them. With Takehiko, we were really lucky because to be honest, he is the perfect human being hahah... Takaki: Perfection is a state that cannot be found using violence, though I undertand your sentiments exactly. The main improvement you will see in my overall game is my conditioning, it is at an all time high. I have been lucky enough to train in one of the best gyms in the world, with some of the best fighters in the Los Angeles area, and also have had the luxury of having top notch training partners, which has helped me to excel in ways I never new possible. Loveladdy: Is it me or is your english getting better by the paragraph? Oh well.... I digress.. Ill give you guys a little breakdown on my boy Takehiko here, because nothing I can tell you here is anymore than you could get from studying tape, Takaki is a whole new level of fighter so my description will surely not serve him to much justice. Okay first off and formost, he has a brutal kickboxing game! "Bukakke" is one of the best kickboxers I have ever had the privledge of having on my team, and as you may or may not know earned the moniker "Bukkake" from being a full frontal assault type of fighter. He does not hold back, and he kicks HARD. On top of that he has solid hands, we have been working on getting his boxing up to the level that most of the guys on our team have, so that has been an area of focus for me. I have been working with him to have a diverse attack from the outside. We have worked on his jab first, then on straightening out his punches, his timing, and diversifiying attacks from different angles, and of course, last but not least combos. For every kick that lands we want to start seeing 1-2 punches with it, either before to set it up, during to blend it together, or after to seal the deal. When it comes time to go to the inside, Takehiko has been known to have a brutal greco roman base. I personally worked with him on his clinch control to give him some pointers on the double underhooks and man, I didnt have to do that. Takehiko has dirty boxing comparable to someone like Randy Cotoure, the fact that he has such a solid clinch game has given him the ability to be a gamer when it comes to fight planning. It also helps to add as a buffer zone to to keep fighters in the line of fire for that left high kick by distancing himself from his opponents through forced seperations. His ground game is a whole nother story that we will save for a later date. Thanks for taking the time to see who Takehiko Takaki is, prepare your self for the future! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 - - - ! ! ! THIS IS A TYCOON HYBRID COALITION BROADCAST ! ! ! THIS IS A TYCOON HYBRID COALITION BROADCAST ! ! !- - - Guess what time it is boys and girls.... That's right! ...... IT'S "SMOKE'N" HERB EVERYDAY TIME ! ! ! ! After leaving Vicious Fighting Championships in St. Petersburg back in March, "Smoke'n" Herb decided to move to Los Angeles to join his team, and management in preperation for a run at the title once more. Recently signed by World Fighting Championship (L.A.'s #4 Org.) Herb has set his eyes yet again on the Bantamweight Title. In an org. which is growing with talent daily, Everyday is presently climbing the top 20 fighters list as quickly as he ever has before. Growing up in Jamaica, Herb studied Jiu Jitsu at an early age making a name for himself by being the first purple belt to ever come from Jamaica. After winning many Jiu Jitsu tournements around the world, Herb signed with Icon Revolutions in St. Pete in Semptember of 2009. Everyday then left all of the comforts that he called home (and the warm tropical weather) in order to make a name for him self in the brutal, icy-cold and unforgiving tundra. Herb started off his career at the age of 22 years old, and with nothing more than a little wrestling experience and a purple belt. He hit the cage with a force, winning 6 fights in a row in less than 22 minutes, and did I forget to mention all of them by submission (kimura, arm triangle, brabo choke, RNC and an americana? When asked to step up at the last minute to take part in a Superfight only two weeks after the toughest fight of his career, he jumped at the opportunity to fight and hopped on the plain to Los Angeles with injuries, fatigue and all. His opponent was Masato Takaya, a tough as nails fighter who liked to finish fights, the problem was Herb was injured, that didnt stop him from trying, he fought his heart out but was eventually finished by strikes. That fight taught Herb a valuable lesson, you can't rely on strictly your Jiu Jitsu to get the fight to the ground. He decided to try his hand at the featherweight division for a bit, where he had a little bit of a hard time gaining momentum. Although the fans loved his do or die attitude because he was either there to finish opponents, or be finished trying, he just seemed to have a rough time staying consisant in the featherweight division. A few armbars and a RNC later, Herb was set to take on the Featherweight Champion Vaner Galiev (15-2). Galiev was the undisputed alpha dog in the featherweight division, and he literally destroyed his competition with his deadly Jiu Jitsu game, but that night Herb's ground game proved to be the best in St. Pete. He took Galiev down early and had him in trouble, but Vaner managed to survive the round somehow, when round two began Herb took him down quickly and managed to catch him in an armbar. Galiev has since been on a hiatus since there fight in Oct. of 2010! Herb has since gone (3-2) with his only losses coming from (11-0) Ado flame, and (11-0) James Toney. With 19 fights to his credit, Herb Everyday has become a legend in the sport, he has fought some of the toughest fighters that St. Pete could offer him in 3 different weight classes, he has won all 13 of his wins via a spectacular submission (7 different sub's), has a fighter opponent record of over 211 wins, is currently ranked the #7 bantamweight in all of Los Angeles and has fought for the title 4 times already in his career. Herb Everyday is already a legend of Randy Cotoure status, but his time is not up... No, in fact he feels like his time has just begun, all the fighters coming out of THC right now are looking unstoppable. Word on the street is that Herb has spent the last 2 1/2 months here training in Los Angeles, and that rumor is indeed correct my friends.... Alrighty ladies and gentleman, this is the moment that you all have been waiting for, the return of "Smoke'n" Herb mother-fucking Everyday! ! ! ! Everyday: Heeeyyy mannn's, and woaahhman's!!! Jahhhh!!! One love, god is good! Sativa! Sativa! Reporter: Herb its a pleasure to meet you, your a legend to the sport! Everyday: Jah! One love, its a pleasure to meet you too my friend. I'm no legend, jus a man who is tryin to do what he love to do in da name of Jah and Cannabis Sativa... Medical, medical.... Reporter: Thats right, you must love living out here in L.A., we have all the bomb medical marijuana, and the tropical weather.. You must love it here.. Everyday: Medical marijuana man, it make trainin da bes I ever done. In Jamaica you dont need a doctor to get ya herbs, but here you jus say oh, I hurt my hand or sometin and day be like, give me $50 and you can go get yer reefer from some place... Its a crazy experience man, I love da cannabis Sativa.... But uhh, ya man, da wedder here is real irie man, global warmin at its best man.. But I wont lie, it much better dan da tundra... Da best part beside da reefer is having my team here in L.A. wit me, and my famlee is here now too, dats a huuuge bonus! Its been real good da lass few monts or so... I have been learning like I was a kid again, its like I found out how to live again man, its real good... Reporter: What have you and your camp been working on the last few months? Anything in specific? Everyday: I been working on every area of my fightin man, I got knocked da fuck out a few times in da pass, so I spent lots of time workin on makin sure dat dont happen again haha.. I mean I can tell you dat every area of my game is improvng man, dis last two months away from fighting was whut I needed, I cant even tell you... Reporter: Rumor has it, if you win this fight against Josh Matic, you will have an immediate title shot against the Bantamweight Champion Rolles Rubio (7-2), can you confirm any of that? Everyday: I was told dat I would get an immediate title shot for my firs fight, but den I was offer to fight Josh Matic. Dat dude is my nex opponent, and I plan to fight him like its my title fight. I feel very good man, I been working on my striking de lass few years, nobody got a chance to see what I can do wit it yet, I also been workin my wrestling so I think Rubio will be in trouble when we meet. Reporter: So it sounds like you have your hear set on fighting Rolles... Rubio is also a submission fighter, with little other than a strong brown belt to back him up. How do you see the two of you matched? Everyday: I dont wan to get do far ahead of my self, but man I been preparing to fight him da last two months, so when they told me to fight Josh I was like "ey man, you irie or someting"? But whatever man, I do what my bosses tell me to do, Braveheart tell me to fight Ghandi, I will fight Ghandi haha... As far as Rubio go, I tink he would make a better fish taco then an opponent, just kidding (Rubios fish tacos are a California restaraunt). I tink I would be da right man for da job of beatin him, I tink my wrestling is betta, my Jiu Jitsu is probably better, my stand up is definately better dan his, I tink I could beat him wherever da fight go. Reporter: Well, we know you and Rubio would make an excellent fight, what do you think about your opponent Josh Matic? Tomorrow the two of you are set to square off, both of you are coming off of tough losses, and both of you have a lot to prove. Everyday: I tink dat da dude is taken a little lightly, he has some experience, and from what I hear he has knock out power, so you know I wont be takin him lightly. I watched his tape and he looks like his weakness is da ground game, so I will be looking to take advantage of dat when da opportunity to present itself man. Reporter: So are you going in this fight to get another submission win? IS that your plan? Everyday: Does a stoner need ganja? Hell ya man, Im looking to win every fight by submission, its what I love to do, but if I should happen to knock you da hell out, I wont be complaining about it I dont tink. Reporter: Well good luck Herb, you have the support from your fans, your team and your family, I think that should be all that you need to win this one buddy. Best of luck... Any last words for your opponent? Everyday: Jahhh! One love until da cage door closes, "Smoke'n" Herb Everyday is coming for any man who stand in da way of da Bantamweight belt. I will snap your limbs, or put you to sleep, you gonna need do eat through a straw for a week. Praise GOD! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 I love that you use different style everytime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted May 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 I love that you enjoy it. I have not had a comment on any of these in almost a year. It sometimes makes me wonder why I even do it at all. Thanks for your feedback, Ill have another one for you today. If you guys want, throw some ideas out and Ill do my best to make some happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Most of the time people read without commenting on it, at least if you believe it you will feel better lolz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted May 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Hesutu Nayati - The True Earth Warrior Nayati now (1-0) looked phenomenal in his middleweight debut last month, putting on a wrestling clinic against his more experienced opponent. Grinding out a grueling 3 round war, Hesutu showcased a solid greco roman base that allowed him to control where the fight took place for the full 15 minutes. The judges awarded Nayati a well deserved 30-25 decision win that allowed him to take his first step forward in the world of professional mixed martial arts. "He was a tough opponent, his spirit was strong, the wind spirit told me of his tanacity... It is important to remember, never underestimate the true soul of a warrior... The spirit of war was satisfied with my performance, I feel that I honored the will of my tribe, and the integrity of my people." Teammates and brothers, Ahiga Otaktay and Hesutu Nayati both celebrated big leaps in both of there MMA careers. Otaktay after winning both the bantamweight and featherweight belt for DiGNITY cleaned out the whole lower weight divisions, allowing him to sign with Carnage Fight League in Las Vegas. With a nice signing bonus combined with Nayati's first win bonus, Otaktay helped his little brother to build and purchase a Eco-House outside of Los Angeles in the hills. This recent boost of success for the family has allowed the two to become more dangerous than before, as now they are both well paid, happy, and have the best training that money can buy. "After winning our matches, Ahiga and I went to the desert to find our inner peace, we did a ritual that involves taking Peyote to awaken the earth spirits, and the inner mind that was sleeping within... The first day I spoke with the elemental gods, and the benevolent creators from outside of this dimension. I realized that I needed to go back to mother earth, and become one with the elements that created me, I will become one with them again in death... we must always remember that fame, money and material things are not what truly matter in this life... what matters is advancing one self in the name of our creators... After this experience my brother and I built houses into the rocks in the hills, we are now all one with the world of which we are such a small but important part of..." Well, Hesutu and his "creators" have there work cut out for them, as of May 15th Hesutu Nayati will have a showdown with Brazilian submission specialist Saulo "Saulihno" Evangelista. Evangelista is well known for his solid brown belt in Jiu Jitsu and has the edge in experience in this fight. It will be interesting to see how this wrestler vs. submission expert fight will transpire. On paper you would have to say that the edge would go to the fighter with the better wrestling when the fight hits the mat, but the edge in submissions would definately have to go to Rio De Janeiro's own "Saulihno" Evangelista. When asked about his preperation for this match up this was Nayati's response. "I am intrigued by this match, the heart and pride of the Brazilian is comparable to that of the Native American, we are both very evenly matched on the feet... and on the ground he looks like he has... decent submissions and a solid base, but I have watched his tape, my camp, the earth spirits and I feel that he has weakness, we believe I have the answer to the weaknesses he presents... Evangelista has faced many tough opponents, each of them have my respect as tough fighters with the true heart of a warrior... so in his defeat I am still impressed, to fight a top level competitor takes courage... and courage is something you either have, or you don't." Rumor has it that Evangelista is dealing with some type of hardship, at the weigh ins a usually animated Saulo would not make eye contact with Nayati, and it seemed as though something might be wrong. "He (Saulo) told me after the weigh in that he was feeling inferior to me... he was worried that two back to back losses would possibly result in the end of his career.... So I told him... I have studied you, myself and my creators believe you have a true warrior spirit, you have courage... you just need to work on wrestling if you want to be able use Jiu Jitsu... So I took him to a practice room and I showed him some skills.. In the end I told him that tonight, win or lose we will both fight like warriors, giving the fans a fight worthy of there applause. Tonight will be a good event, we will spill blood in the name of our creators, to show the world what wonderful gifts we have been given in our mortal bodies, and to give those in need a reason and inspiration to fight for what they believe in." One this is for certain, you won't find another guy like Hesutu Nayati. What fighter do you know that would give his opponent a pep talk the day before the fight, or at all? Who do you know that would teach his opponent how to deal with your biggest strength, just to see if you could help..??? If we can learn one thing, just one little thing from Hesutu Nayati, it is we are all cut from the same cloth. We are all one, without sharing the love with one another how can we truly understand such things as hate? Wow, I am starting to sound like a hippie now too. These THC guys just keep getting wierder and wierder.... Tonight I have a feeling that win or lose, Hesutu Nayati will use his intelligence and skill to make this a fight worth remembering. I don't know about you guys, but I cant fucking wait to see how his future will unfold. Will he get another win tonight which could potentially propel him further up the middleweight rankings here in Los Angeles? I guess we wont know for sure until about 6:15 tonight... In the words of Jolon Williams Spirit Fighting Championships write extraordinaire " this true wrestling sensation...20 year old rookie... be one to watch in the years to come..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted May 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 The King Of Fears - Bud Weiser Have you ever wondered what it would be like to spend the day with a dude who's parents named him after the beer they were drinking when they concieved him? Have you ever wanted to meet a dude so bad, that Santa Clause wouldnt even let him sit on his lap as a child? A dude who grew up in a small town called Center Texas, a truck stop of a town that you would just pass through while going somewhere better, this guy is a true American hero, a real man of genius... You are about to enjoy the ride of a lifetime, you are going to spend the day with T.H.C.'s new Heavyweight prospect, "The King of Fears" Bud Weiser... I hope your wearing a good clean set of diapers, cuz things are bout to get a little bit wierd.... I met Bud at a 6:30 a.m.(man this dude gets up early)at a 7-11 on Hollywood Boulevard, he walked over towards my car, I suppose I should step out and introduce my self. As the 6'2 290lb monster shook (crushed) my hand, I couldnt help but notice the odor of beer on his breath when he uttered his first words to me ... "Hey bro, whats up. To bad bars around here dont open early, Id say it looks to me like you could use a drink, you need to loosen up there boy..."Indeed he was right, if only I had known what the day would hold I probably would have shown up wasted, or better yet, maybe even never shown up at all. "Wudduya say you hop in my ride and we pick us up a 24 pack up Bud Light and we can hammer a few back while we go for our mornin jog..." I gulped, I could almost hear the sound of my own heartbeat over the sound of the door from 7-11's "ding-dong" as customers went to and from the building, and over the couple that were fighting near the payphones. I think he noticed that I was nervous.. The couple then got into a bit of a confrontation, looking at them more closely it appeared as though these two might not have been a couple after all, but better yet a pimp and his ho... Oh how you have to love Los Angeles in the early morning. "Hey can you two please keep it down, my boy hear needs a beer and you two fightin like that is makin him uncoftorbles?" Then the pimp told the ho to and I quote "shup up bitch, before you make me slap you hear in front of this redneck son of a bitch and his lover." She then slapped him, oh she probably should not have done that... The pimp then reached back and pimp slapped his ho harder than Ike Turner ever hit Tina, oh man.... wooooowwwwwwiiiee that is how a pimp does it. At that very moment the nearly 300lb former Super Heavyweight rushed in and had the 5'9 pimp backed against the storefront of the 7-11. With a stern country drawl that could only be compared to the likes of John Wayne himself he said slowly and deliberately "your gonna empty your pimp ass wallet and give dis here lady all the money therein, after that you is gonna walk yerself inside tha store and buy me and my boy here a 24 pack of Bud Weiser with this here money (he reached into his pocket, pulled out a $20 bill and then placed it into the pimps hand), after that you is never gonna hit a woman again, if you do Jesus help me I will find you and I will hit you so hard that yur gonna be shitting teeth out from here until eternity,... are we jive ya turkey?" The pimp never even blinked, terrified he nodded his head up and down, reahed into his wallet, pulled a large handful of cash out, gave it to the ho, walked into the 7 - 11, and returned with a 24 pack, just as he was told.... Wow, priceless. "Thank you, what was your name?" "Darnetrius" The pimp responded meekly.... "Well thank you Dernetrius, that was rather kind of you, oh and Darnetrius keep the change bud. Remember the good lord loves those who love there women, remember that or so help me I will find you and bring down a reckoning upon your sinful soul..." This guy was freaking me the fuck out. We got into his car a Lincoln Continental with Suicide Doors and bull horns on the front. As we drove towards the hills he looked over at me and spoke.. "Beer?" "Umm, sure, how about when we get to wherever it is were going Ill have one, you know in California your not supposed to drink and drive." "Well in California yall dont have gun rights and were doin the hole "gay marriage thing" too, so I dont think that makes you Californians no expert on when I should or should be drinkin. In Texas we got drive through liqour stores man, that is where the bees knees are man, woohie...."He then pulled out a switch blade knife.."Hey, hey what are you doin Bud?" He stabbed his knife into the side of his beer and then popped the top of the can, without watching the road he proceeded to drink the whole can. "Gotta lubricate the old hinges" He then cracked open his second one... "Were here..." Thank god, I thought to myself, by this time it was only about 7:15 a.m.. "You ready to go for a jog city boy?" A jog, is this guy serious? He just drank 2 beers while driving here, now hes opening his third. He then reached into his trunk and pulled out what appeared to be a beer hat, one of those ones with 2 straws coming out of 2 beers that you can drink while you move around, accept these looked special, as it they were designed to be used in a more rigerous work out of some sort. Shit I thought to my self,just as I thought it couldnt get any worse I realized he had two hats.. Fuck. "Here your hat, fully stocked with two icy cold beers" He handed me the hat. "Thanks..." I only half seriously retorted. "Okay so I hope you did some stretchin dis mornin, I already been up since 5, I like to wake with the sun and take a shot of liquor with the rising of the sun. Its how I like to start my day, you can call it some kind of ritual of some sorts. After that I do some yoga, I think that the hippies got some shit right, you know what Im saying bro?" "Huh? Ya ya... sure." I put my beer hat on, and prepared my self for what I could only imagine was going to be a "brief jog" while Bud pounds his drinks, then would surely need a refill before returning. This couldnt go on much longer, maybe if I could just get him drunk, we could call the rest of this day off, this is beginning to get a tad wierd for my taste. "Hey what do you say we pound a couple beers right here first?" "That a boy dare man! I knew you had some country in ya. Here ya go..." He threw 2 more beers at me at the same time. So naturally I dropped one.." "Fuck!" I said allowed. "Way to go Mr. Fumble hands, now you gotta drink 3. Pound that one before it gets all foamie." He threw me another one.. We pounded our 3 beers each, and I was already noticeably hammered, I dont drink much, especially not before noon or even 8 a.m.. "Okay ready lets jog?!" We started running, beer hats and all. We ran for about 2 miles and I felt like my left ventricle was about to explode due to all the alcohol in my bloodstream, I was struggling to keep up. But Bud was unstoppable, he all of the sudden decided that it was time to start our interview. "So, what you want to talk bout? How does this type of shit go down?" So eliquently put, gotta love him... " Well, um hugh, hugh (I almost puked), um first off how did you get your name? "Well, I was named by my daddy, and my momma. They called me Bud Weiser cuz daddy likes his alchohol he liked budweiser a hell of a lot when they firs gots married. Momma said that one night my daddy was honry like a moose and was drunker than a skunk on moonshine and he been drinkin budweiser since 7 in the mornin, well they ended up makin some magic and turns out a stork decided to drop me off to them after that night." "Buhahahaha!" I thought he as joking, he just said that a stork dropped him off.... "oh my, Bud that means that you were made when your dad was drunk on budweiser, thats how you got your name, not a stork." "You callin my momma a liar? They said the stork came cuz daddy didnt use a contraption." "Contreception? Not contraption..." "Damn, thats cool man, why didnt they want to tell me they named me after my favorite beer?! Thats so nice of them. Come ta think bout it, I think they name by brother after his favorite drink to they name him Jack Daniel Weiser. Thats cool man, my sisers even named affer a wine she like, Cabernets Sauvignons...." As we approached our last hill of our 5 mile jog I asked him the question you have all been waiting for. "How did you get into fighting Bud?" "Well, in the town I was from they all said my momma was a little to friendly with the mens for she met my daddy. So I was picked on as a kid, thankflee my daddy tought me how to fight whenever he would get real drunk like, he would like to teach me and my brudder how to get punched and how to punch back when he was drunk enough. I used ta love fightin wit my daddy, we used to try and get him hammered on Gold Schlager so we could get him to fight. Me and my brudder would kick his ass once we got older, I love my daddy. He sure did make it easy on us, whenever some kiiids would say sometin mean or what haves ya I would just cold clock'em one and they would just decide to take a nap instead of figh back. Some kids just cant help but to sleep when they gets sleepy er whatever, its like one minute they is saying yer mom blows goats and then you hit em and they decide they wants to lay down... I dont understand if you want to talk shit, you should wait til after yer nap so we can fight." We reached the car, thank god.... Ralllllpppppphhhh ( I vomited ).... "So at what point did you get into MMA?" I asked with a face dripping in both beer flavored vomit and salty perspiration. "I decided to fight perfreshional when my manager Brandon Loveladdy met me after a bar fight in Dallas. These dudes were harassing his beautiful fiance, and Brandon stepped up to defend her honor, I was moved by that act of courageousnesses so I stepped up to help em, turns out the two dudes both needed a nap, must a been all that fancy foreign beer they was drinking, cuz Brandon hit one after he thowed the first punch, and the dude napped, then I hit his friend and he napped too. After that we had a few beers together and we decided I should give MMA a try. Him and his lovely woman were so kind they allowed me to stay in a guest room until I got a fight under my feet. I won my first fight vs. Harry Moskowitz, that was a wierd fight cuz I aint never fought a jewish guy before, but I cut him open early in the clinch, then knocked him down with a kick in his head, after that I was like "get up ya big nappin turd" and he did, I landed a jab cross uppercut combo that broke his nose and he decided to take a nap too.. These people sure are tired a lot man, get some trucker speed or some shit, its legal. After that I signed ay heavyweight cuz Brandon got me off my meat and taters Texas diet, he got me eatin some veggie tables now and Im feeling much better. Ill be fightin at Heavweight in a week, I reckon thats why you wants to talk to me..." "Well Bud, your right.... I hate to do this, but are we done yet? " I tried to look pathetic so that he would have mercy on me. "I still got like 20 more beers ta drink, and gotta go to the THC Training Compound for class now..., how bout I make you a deal, you finish with yer question axin, and Ill just work out the res the day withouts ya?" "Deal!..." I nearly shouted... "You since signed with Illuminati in Las Vegas, what can we expect from your first matchup? You are slated to face (2-1) Spector Air. He is a much taller fighter with a very similar style... How do you think his reach will play into this fight?" "Umm, well the dude look he aint to accurate, and it also look like he lost his lass fight cuz of a cut. I would say it would be a safe bet that yall are gonna see one hell of a blood bath. Sure he may have a reach advantage, but I got a size advantage too. I train drunk so that I know that when Im sober things will be easier, it has worked my hole life, and it will work for me next week as well. I will start my ascent up the Heavyweight rankings one fight at a time." "Your one scary dude, its only 10 in the morning, you are 10 beers deep, 4 hours into your days workout, with another 10-20 more beers to go, adn at least 6 more hours of gym time. I would litteraly be leaving a stool sample in my pants if I were your next opponent. On that note, I believe I am about to hurl, so Im out of here. It was nice meeting you, in the future if they ask you to do this type of an interview with you again, tell them to send someone who is superhuman. Good luck in your fight, and may your victory party be full of Budweiser. Im out!" "Nice meetin you too city boy, until we meet again..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted May 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 THE MASSACRE AT THE CREDIT CARD CENTER CARNAGE VS. AMERICAS MOST WANTED AHIGA OTAKTAY VS. HONOVI BLACKFOOT Ahiga Otaktay is the former DiGNITY Bantamweight, and Featherweight Champion dominating both weight classes simultaneously. Presently riding a 3 fight win streak and currently (14-5), Otaktay has been looking far more dominant since parting ways with Sin Cities own Synchronicity, derailing (4-0) sensation Cecil Demille, and (6-1) Willy Cool with relative ease. After taking some time off to develop his fight game, Ahiga was quoted as saying "I spent a lot.. (of my early years) fighting, the time it took to recover from all those wars... kept me out of the gym more than I wanted to be." Things are much different now, and it shows "The Smallpox Avenger" spent some time developing a more diverse attack, and it was clear we were seeing a new more dangerous Otaktay in his fight with Willy Cool, who is one of the best grapplers in the 145lb division. Ahiga stuffed all 11 of his takedown attempts, and unleashed a brutal new muay thai game including powerful knees that we had never seen from him before. Around four minutes into the 3rd round of the 5 round title fight, Ahiga landed a brutal headkick followed by a right cross that send Willy Cool to the mat with his first KO loss and earning Otaktay the honor of being the Champion of both the 135lb and 145lb division. A few weeks after DiGNITY announced its closing of the Los Angeles Org.s doors, Otaktay's camp and management annouced that he had recently been picked up Carnage Fight League in Las Vegas, thus beginning a new chapter in Ahigas life. "I feel very honored to be a part of Carnage, they represent what I believe a fight should be about, violence and... a war." The former champion was quickly offered his first fight, fellow Native American and Americas Most Wanteds Bantamweight Champion Honovi "Little Warrior" Blackfoot (6-1). Blackfoot is looking unstoppable defeating all 6 of his opponents by submission. "He (Honovi) defeated (retired) one of my old friends and training partners (Norman Philanski), the last person to defeat one of my friends (Cool) got knocked out..." This fight will surely prove to be no different, as Ahiga and Blackfoot have the pride of there heritage and tribes to fight for Friday night. An upset Ahiga was quoted as saying "I was told that this fight card was called Carnage vs. Americas Most Wanted, here I am fighting the AMW champ and the Carnage champ is sitting at home scratching his ass... I dont get it. If he wont have the balls to fight Blackfoot, it would be my honor to show him how a real champion fights." "I'm fighting the champion of Americas Most Wanted in a 5 round fight, but no, its not a title, Carnages champ does not want to risk losing his belt. Ill fight anyone anytime, as long as you want to put the title on the line. I have much respect for Blackfoot's people, they struggled as my tribe did, I have much respect for his manager, but as a fighter, I have no respect for (Honovi). I think he is a punk, and I plan to end his winning streak with an exclamation point! Norman was one of my good friends, and (Honovi) retired him, I will not let the little warrior take me down, he will not do to me what he has done to others. I have only lost by submission once in my life, and I was 19 years old, its been 5 years since I made a mistake on the ground, and I am not going to make any future mistakes, this I will assure you..." As we have seen in the past Ahiga is not the kind of fighter who fights worse when you make him emotional, it actually could not be farther from the case. Ahiga has the warriors spirit, and fought to survive his younger years, when he is angry people get hurt. Willy Cool - "Otaktay hits f*ckin hard man, I'm gonna need some pain killers.. haha. I wish I hadnt made him mad, that was probably not a good idea". "My team and I have put together ...what we believe will be the toughest fight that we can offer for (Blackfoot). We know his only chance to win this fight is to submit me, which means he will be looking to take me down. Its my job to make sure that does not happen, I will make him pay for every mistake. I'm not afraid to let my hands and feet go, I dont think he will be able to get me down (to the ground), I want to out work him and make the win clear." If Ahiga executes his gameplan it is hard to say what th outcome will be, on paper the advantage that stands out the most to me is Ahigas advantage in Muay Thai, and a large advantage in wrestling. Most people dont think of Ahiga as a wrestler because he grew up as a striker, but after training MMA for a while he quickly realized the importance of a a well rounded game. "I dont like to lose, plain and simple, losing is for the weak of heart. After I lost a few times I realized that I needed to focus on my ground game, I have been wrestling now for almost 5 years now. Blackfoot does not have the best wrestling, I think he will realize he is in trouble really quickly... I will land a couple of good kicks and I think he wont want to fight much more." On Wednesday afternoon Brandon Loveladdy held a press conference for Ahiga upon his arrival to New York city, a meet and greet if you will for all of his New York fans. Ahiga's fans lit up the room when he walked in, the chants of "warrior" continuing from the fight and his last weigh in. In the last few fights it appears as though you keep showing us more and more of what you can do... What can we expect to see from you in this fight Ahiga? "Well, we have worked on so much, you will see a noticeable difference in my boxing, that has been an area of focus, I also have been working very hard on improving my muay thai. I cant tell you everything, but I will say that I would make sure you dont blink because you might miss it." Does it upset you that you were not given an immediate title shot? "Ha, yes. I earn title shot, but now I will defeat one of "Americas Most Wanted", and show to you who is the toughest Native American in all of the United States. I will make sure to prove that this fight was a mistake to my opponent." Blackfoot is well known for having a slick ground game, it is well known that you have been defeated by submissions in the past. Do you think that Honovi and his camp are planning to exploit that weakness? "I was submitted 5 years ago, I was a different fighter then. If they are ignorant enough to think that they can capitalize upon a 5 year old weakness, then surely they will be rudely dissapointed. I see Honovi as a one dimmensional fighter, and I will prove this as a fact on Friday night." Supposing you defeat Honovi Friday night, who do you have your sights set on next? "I have clearly voiced an interest in fighting the Champion of Carnage, who ever that is at the time of my next fight offer. I have a family and children to support and a tribe that is depending on me. Tell me who holds a belt and I will fight them, I will fight for my honor."How do you think the fight will transpire? "haha, he shoots in for a takedown, I stuff it etc. , then I will eventually knock him out. I plan to test his chin with the hardest shots I have ever thrown." "I will spill the blood of another Native American Friday night, we will spill blood in the name of our ancestors. I plan to bring an end Honovi's winning ways. Victory will be ours (as he points to the fans)..." And then the crowd kicked in... "Champion, champion...." One thing is certain, Friday night New York's Credit Card Center will be packed to the brim with specators, who will undoubtebly witness one of the most ferocious battles that New York has ever seen. This is one fight that you wont want to miss.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted June 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Do you like reading my fighter interviews? Then you will love this.... http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgpublic.php?oid=2680 DiGNITY - YOUNG GUNS in MONTREAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted June 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Don Key is looking to use his "Donkey Style" to bring the "explosives" on Friday night! 1-0 Don Key is coming off of his first professional MMA win, with a spectacular head kick knockout none the less. After moving up to middleweight, Don Key signed with Honor FC in Vegas and is looking to keep his positive momentum moving forward with a fight that is been gauranteed to be full of suprises. "A Jamal "Big Hand" Bandage is a good a fighter with pretty good skills. 2-0 is a pretty good, right now I am only a 1-1, so if I a win then I become a 2-0 and then I would be pretty good too... I tink Jamal has powerful punch, he is sprawl brawler, but I tink I have different skill to make this fight how you say,? very explosives!" Bandage is currently on a tear through the Honor FC middleweight division, and as a much larger figher some might say that could give him an edge. But not DonKey... "Jamal is a big hombre, I tink he is berry aggresive. I aspect him to try and cut me or someting, he have berry good cardios, berry good. He will look to where me down wit big shots, dis is for sure... But I will be fast, like da wind, he will not see me. I am like a Donkey in da wind, at first your like what is that smell? Is a that a donkey? Then kablammo a high kick takes your brain off of your skull. That is how a Don Key must fight, sometime da Donkey is tough no matter what size he is...." These two are very closely matched in skill, however on paper Jamal Bandage has the edge in wrestling, and you might even say that Don Key would have the edge on the feet... "His a wrestling its a pretty good too. He like to use his wrestling to keep the fight on the feet so he can a punch a people in the face. But I no like this idea, I think my stand up will be better than his, my team tinks dat I have a more well rounded attack... dis fight should be pretty a fun... I like to a fight... I plan to kick his a buttocks, I will Don Key style his buttocks all over de cage" One thing is certain, that is that the few lucky spectators in Hayashis Lounge in Las Vegas are going to see a barn burner. I have no doubt that these two will do everything within there power to finish this fight. As quoted by Styx from Honor FC's press department "a fight of the night candidate, make sure you all drink some extra coffee before this match because this will be awesome!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted June 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 Forrest "The Liberator" Loveladdy signs with Illuminatti and fights first main event!!! MMA MAGAZINE is proud to have the honor of fighting future MMA MAGAZINE bad ass of the year Brandon "The Liberator" Loveladdy. MMAMAGAZINE: Brandon after your last fight you were looking to go in there and put a hurting on your opponent. Well for those who didnt see the fight, you executed your gameplan beautifully, knocking out Rickey Dorsey in less than 17 seconds with a headkick! That was sick Brandon, I thought you were a wicked submission expert, where did this come from? Loveladdy: Haha, thanks man, not sure about being a bad ass of the year, but Im honored none the less haha. Ya, that fight went great, I was blessed with a great performance. I think everyone forgets that I have been working on my striking now for a few years. I guess the fact that Im working on my redbelt sort of lumps me in with the other typical submission fighters, but sometimes you prove people wrong... MMAMAGAZINE: Well, this next fight you will have to prove some more people wrong it appears. Word on the street is that some people think Jose Gomez's experience will help him win this fight. Gomez has a solid ground game, how do you plan to beat him? Loveladdy: With the strength of god my friend. Gomez has solid hands, and a good ground game. Most of his wins come via submission, but that does not worry me. I have worked so hard that I honestly think I can have the edge wherever the fight takes place. What it comes down to is who trained harder without overtraining, and who has the best gameplan. At this level of the game everyone has a chance to win. MMAMAGAZINE: That is very true, and a testament to what you just said would be Gomez record, wouldnt you say? LoveladdY: Ya, I guess so. He is 11-11, thats 22 fights experience. He has lost a fight every which way you can imagine, and I think that makes most opponents over look him, and they he submits them. I wont let that happen. I know he has the experience, but I have the hunger. This is my first main event, and I am so blessed to be a part of the Illuminatti family, I feel as thought my life has truly been illuminated. I plan to finish this fight in brutal fashion so that I can move forward in the search for the title. MMAMAGAZINE: You are indeed hungry Brandon. You are close to stepping into contention and that has to feel great. Since your move up in weight you have been looking much more explosive, is that attributed to your new weight class? Loveladdy: It could be, I eat a strict vegan diet, that means I eat no animal biproducts. a lot of top athletes and MMA fighters are switching to that diet. It gives you more explosive energy, and a bigger gas tank. I highly reccomend it to all of you. As far as whether or not the change in weight has attributed to an improvement in power, it would be relative to your opinion. I have been growing so much as a fighter and as an athlete lately that I dont think you can really attribute it to any one particular thing. My trainers and my camp have done so much for me as far as improving my game, and my gameplanning. I really am a gamer, I love to strategize, and I love to test my self. I think that tonights fight against Jose Gomez is going to be the biggest test of my career. MMAMAGAZINE: Well, I think that you have a good head on your shoulders, I always noticed that about you. The reporter from Illuminatti said that he felt you have an edge everywhere, but that your edge on the ground is negligable. How do you feel about that? Loveladdy: Everyone is entitled to an opinion. We will see, I can tell you that from what I have been told a brown belt is not comparable to a 8th degree blackbelt. I have the honor of getting my red belt next month from Reyson Gracie, Carlos Gracies son. I am so lucky to be such an accomplished grappler, I surpassed my master Royce Gracie 2 months ago... I am extremely blessed. Everyone needs to learn to follow there heart. Your heart will never lead you astray, pursue your passions until you cant pursue them anymore... And once that happens, pursue them in your dreams and in death.... Aint that the truth? Words to live by froma future champion.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loveladdy Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Tycoon Hybrid Coalition Proudly Presents: Fighter Of The Year - "Go" Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch Since signing with THE EMPIRE back in February, at (3-0) he has litteraly destroyed every opponent who stood in his path, and in brutal fashion cataputing him up to an impressive (6-0). With all of his fights to date lasting a total of 17:34 and out of 6 fights thats an average of 3 minutes and 29 seconds per fight! In his debeut fight for THE EMPIRE Uzannavabizch took on well rounded Mickey McFinnegan and TKO'd him with a counter left hook at 1:05 into the first round and he at that point truely won over the hearts of THE EMPIRE'S fans that night. His second test set him (4-0) against (4-1) now (7-2) Strong Arm. Arm is a high level black belt with a good all around fight game and a solid chin that had allowed him to take all of his opponents to the ground and submit them with ease. Based on this information you would assume that he would be a tough test for Phukyorselvf, who was known for having a sprawl and brawl style, well he managed to cut Strong Arm with one of the first combos that landed, he stuffed 8 takedown attempts and then eventually TKO'd Strong Arm and handed him his first TKO loss and thus temporarily derailed his 4 fight win streak. By this point it was clear, Uzannavabizch deserved a title shot, he had made a statement. Well, we all got what we wanted, "Go" was offered the chance of a lifetime, fly to London and take on (9-2, now 10-3) "Stellar" Carling Foster who was riding high on a 6 fight win streak that had brought him to THE EMPIRES Light Heavyweight Championship Belt. A buzz was going around that Uzzanavabizch was finally up against someone who was going to stop his momentum... boy were they wrong... For about 2 and 1/2 minutes "Go" was picking Foster apart, it was not looking so stellar for "Stellar" Carling Foster, but then out of nowhere he managed to land a trip takedown, we had not seen Phukyorselvf on his back and this was surely to be trouble. Carling began his mad hunt for a limp to take home with him, looking for submissions in between failed ground and pound attempts, but he made a mistake, Foster jumped for a leg lock failed and then jumped into Phukyorselvf's guard... uh-oh you underestimated him... BOOM scissor sweep and Uzzanavabizch is on top in mount! He began to unload and after landing 7 huge unanswered strikes "Stellar" Carling Foster tapped out due to strikes! Talk about embarrasing, "Go" Phukyorselvf Uzzanavabizch was the new EMPIRE Light Heavyweight Champion of the World! Now that THE EMPIRE'S Light Heavyweight Division is so stacked, I believe we are all in for a few more spectacles, as the division is now full of top prospects such as (7-0) popularity machine Makao Matsumoto, muay thai practicioner(9-0) Jaydub Spliffenberger or (9-1) boxer extrordinaire Han Do Jin. But the top name on that list right now is the next man in line to face the German Boxing Machine known by some as "Go" Phukyorselvf Uzzanavabizch or to some around THE EMPIRE as "Machete" is StandUp BangBang an (8-4) sprawl and brawler from the Bahamas. "I zink dat BangBang iz going to be knock out zoon..." said the excited Uzannavabizch. "He has face many tough grappler in hiz fight experience, I zink dat he will soon realize dat he should go back to fighting grapplers, it will be better for his career..." When asked how he thinks they matchup style wise, Phukyorselvf responded with "...we have very zimilar stylez, and zay say dat stylez zay make fightz, Zo I Zink dat we will ztand and trade shotz for a while, and one of uz will eventually hit ze ground...(under his breath) and zat will not be me if you can catch my drifting..." Manager Brandon Loveladdy decided to give the prestigious award of Fighter Of The Year to Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch because and I quote "He is the toughest mother f*cker I have ever had the honor of managing or training, it is an honor to have him on my team, not just for my self but on behalf of the team.... we proudly represent you with the first award that we have ever offered.... you deserve it man, kick some f*cking ass!" "I am zo proud for diz award, I have work very hard to fight my bezt for my team, and for my zelf. I will forever appreciate zis award for you to give for to me..." When asked how he felt about THE EMPIRE now having one of the toughest divisions around he responded with "zat is what I would hope for, who az a champion doez not want to fight ze bezt opponentz in ze world?! I will be honor to spill the blood of zo many tough competitorz in ze future... I have one big tezt in a few dayz, once I pazz diz tezt, I will zen look for ze next tezt." It is clear to see why Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is Tycoon Hybrid Coalitons "Fighter of The Year", and its also clear to see why he is the champion. I have a good feeling you will not want to miss this coming fight, or any of his fights for that matter, because when you blink it could all be over. This modern day gladiator lives to spill the blood of his opponents upon the canvas, he thrives off of the roar of the audience, he smiles at the thought of pain, and when presented with a challenge he will always rise to the occasion, and thats why "Go" Phukyorselvf Uzannavabizch is one bad m*ther f*cker.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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