Guest Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 that all depends if the fight takes place inside the matrix or not. Naaah Neo had superpowers in rl if you look to reloaded and revolutions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Original 5 Power Rangers would own his face. Anything after the Ninja Rangers though, Neo all day. Plus, Neo was kind of a bitch. Vic Mackey vs. SAMCRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroovemonkey Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 the match really would come down to the battle between clay mathew's hair and B.A.'s mohawk. it would be a brutal war, but i'd go with mathew's hair via triangle choke late in the 5th, similar to how silva took out chael. The Packers take this one all day, nobody overcame the odds more than The Green and Gold. A real fight would be: Aaron Rodgers vs really great pussy. They are both super slippery, worthy of a ring, and oh so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pazza Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 I always ask my son these crazy matchups, he thinks I'm an idiot. He is probably right. Now.... A million ninjas vs. Jesus??? GENIUS!!!! What better way to waste a Saturday afternoon in work than pondering the biggest most meaningful question that the universe could throw at us. My answer after 5 minutes choking with laughter at the question and 5 seconds pondering the outcome: JESUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pazza Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Jedward Vs Jedward? Velcro Vs Blue-tac? Billy Elliot Vs Billy Piper? WWE Vs Strikeforce roster? (sore point?) Mr Miyagi Vs Splinter (From Ninja turtles) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Ok assuming this is a fight to the death... Jedward Vs Jedward? Winner- Mankind Velcro Vs Blue-tac? Velcro would carve up the blu-tacs ass with its spikes Billy Elliot Vs Billy Piper? Billy Piper, not only is she hot but Billy Elliot was a pussy WWE Vs Strikeforce roster? Strikeforce all the way, unless they bring back Rikishi Mr Miyagi Vs Splinter? Tough to call but Splinter takes this through having the walking stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Sandbox vs Swimming Pool Grappling only! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2011 Report Share Posted August 28, 2011 Sandbox vs Swimming Pool Grappling only! Swimming Pool would Fitch the sandbox all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Swimming Pool would Fitch the sandbox all day. Prolly right, that one would be get really dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 flat tire vs out of gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2011 Report Share Posted August 29, 2011 Chuck Norris without his beard vs. The Most Interesting Man In The World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 I'll take the flat tire over the out of gass any day. I might dislike the out of gass more than Matt Hughes. Last time I ran out of gass was on top of a steep bridge and I was lucky that my car was able to build up enough momentum to roll my way to the gass station 2-300m ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Chuck Norris without his beard vs. The Most Interesting Man In The World. This is an impossible matchup. Everyone knows there's nothing on the planet that can cut thru the Norris beard of DOOM! He-Man vs. Topless She-Ra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Shane Dawson vs Ray William Johnson SD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Shane Dawson vs Ray William Johnson SD I dunno who wins, but I know who loses: anyone who watches either of those jerkoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 He-Man vs. Topless She-Ra? battle cat would win, via humping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 a hot dog vs a wiener dog (dachshund) an arm vs a leg fish vs chips (fish starts in top control ) smurfs vs gummy bears paper vs plastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 a hot dog vs a wiener dog (dachshund) - Wiener dog for the meatyness factor an arm vs a leg - leg kicks arms ass fish vs chips - fish would eat the chips then be eaten by me as is the circle of life... smurfs vs gummy bears - gummy bears would bounce all over the Smurfs asses paper vs plastic - plastic suffocates people, so paper would die painfully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Hot Dog vs. Wiener Dog - Wiener Dog eats his opponent. With ketchup and mustard. Arm vs. Leg - If hand/foot are both included the arm due to the opposable thumb. Fish vs. Chips - The man who ordered them. Smurfs vs. Gummy Bears - Gummy bears obviously everyone knows the Smurfs don't actually exist Paper vs. Plastic - Would end in a draw, and the real loser becomes the environment! How about....... My Dad vs. Your Dad? I got my Dad cuz he's the toughest Dad in all the land! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 the gummy bears juice though, so the match would be ruled a DQ after the post-fight testing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 How about....... My Dad vs. Your Dad? I got my Dad cuz he's the toughest Dad in all the land! i wasn't born, i was forged from cold steel and sex appeal! thus i have no father, so yeah i guess yours would win by way of no opponent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 printed text vs cursive 35 paperclips vs 70 pieces of paper a rhino vs a mammoth kangaroo vs 4 spider monkeys the letter Q vs the number 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2011 Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 printed text vs cursive 35 paperclips vs 70 pieces of paper a rhino vs a mammoth kangaroo vs 4 spider monkeys the letter Q vs the number 7 The paperclips would attach 2 pieces of paper together each evening the odds, and then they could grasp their opponents further enabling them to secure some kind of choke or lock tapping out the wussy paper! The Rhino would quickly get under the Mammoth and horn it in its giant Mammoth penis winning via (T)KO since cock shots are legal in the animal kingdom! However if it was a female Mammoth the Rhino horn would result in an obvious Mammoth orgasm, and the resulting squirt would drown the Rhino! The kangaroo would be able to outbox the monkeys, as everyone knows kangaroos are excellent kick boxers. Also the ability to stuff a couple of the monkeys in its pouch, and then only have to deal with 2 monkeys or less at a time makes this one a blowout! This one would be close, but being lucky number 7 I think 7 would walk away with the W. The only good thing Q ever did was come after P, but then disappointed R by coming before it! Menstrual cramps vs. Kick in the nuts Whiskey vs. Tequila Mac vs. PC Oxygen vs. Helium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted September 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2011 Menstrual cramps vs. Kick in the nuts Whiskey vs. Tequila Mac vs. PC Oxygen vs. Helium cramps would win via DQ PC would be fighting injured (virus), but would quickly overwhelm the mac by it's shear numbers. whiskey would win, but tequila wouldn't even remember that there ever was a fight. He vs O. now, the word oxygen comes from the greek root word "oxys", which literally means "sharp". so, at first you would think that of course it would win via TKO (cuts). however, we must remember that most helium on earth is created by radioactive decay of elements such as uranium (clearly giving it mutant superpowers), AND it's the second lightest element, so it would float like a butterfly and sting like bee on it's way to an easy victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kupsman2 Posted September 3, 2011 Report Share Posted September 3, 2011 Bruce Buffer vs Michael Buffer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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