MBennet Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14220579036342.jpg Oberyn "Red Viper" Martell "So much german language it makes me want to call Georgy Zhukov. Shut up already, no matter what you say it sounds ilke you're ordering anschluss. I'll kick both your asses anyway." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14220579036342.jpg Oberyn "Red Viper" Martell "So much german language it makes me want to call Georgy Zhukov. Shut up already, no matter what you say it sounds ilke you're ordering anschluss. I'll kick both your asses anyway." http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Congratulations, you just won the award for worst facial hair of 2015. 200$ has been sent to you by my manager to allow you to buy yourself a decent electric shaver. While you are on the road, you might want to visit a beauty salon as well since you look a bit pale. A fake tan wouldn't hurt in your case. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Can you hand me over the smack talk trophy of the tournament already? It's so silent in here that my grandmother wouldn't even need her sleeping pills to have a great nap! Hello!!! Anybody home???!!! http://i62.tinypic.com/2moqfm0.gif Wakie wakie guys! Time to get up and have some fun!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/14/14b16.jpgBlack Jesus"For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/14/14b16.jpg Black Jesus "For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith." http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Quoting Romans 12 : 3 out of King James' bible is easy. I can quote stuff out of the bible as well. For I say, if you are born as Black Jesus and want to lay your hands on another man in a fight, cut of your hands and offer them to him as an example of your stupidity. You shall not portrait yourself as a holy person if your language is as vulgar as my toilet seat. If you are so ugly that the sun hides from you in the shade, leave the sunlight alone and go cry in the bottom of the well. ( Romans 69 : 69 ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/14/14b16.jpgBlack Jesus"Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/14/14b16.jpg Black Jesus "Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men" http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Oh look, Black Jesus knows Matthew 12:31 as well. http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-10-09-literally.jpg No man ever believes that the bible means what it says. He is always convinced that it says what he means ( George Bernard Shaw). Some food for your idiotic mind Black Jesus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/39/39w23.jpg Francois Van Steyne 20-14-1 "All good things must come to an end.. even though I am still in love with fighting; it is time for me to retire. I had a lot of fun during my run with EFFA, though never had the succes I was hoping for. 3 straight losses don't sit right with me.. but if you give it all you got, and turn out on the losing side, it is time to snap back to reality and do the right thing for my own health, for my own future and that of my family. Talking about family; my younger brother André has signed up to compete in EFFA's upcoming tournament. I will be in his corner and hope to see him fight his way to winning every match. Thank you Bob Vendarra for running such a great company that allows us KT lovers to be a part of. " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinKing Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358744914039.jpg Gerardo "relámpago" Pacheco Hola a todos! Im Gerardo and im going to bar to drink one bottle of best beer in the world Corona with BB Holley. After that im gonna be training and more training.. By the way, im not come this far to lose.. So buena suerte loosers! Adiós, chao! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358744914039.jpg Gerardo "relámpago" Pacheco Hola a todos! Im Gerardo and im going to bar to drink one bottle of best beer in the world Corona with BB Holley. After that im gonna be training and more training.. By the way, im not come this far to lose.. So buena suerte loosers! Adiós, chao! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Hey Gerrie! Funny fact ; my grandmother's dogs are called after the city you are from. You know, the old woman with the sleeping pills... yes... her dogs yeah. I heard that they are so proud of their Mexican heritage, as all coming from there do, that they can even bark the national anthem and sing ' Mechikoooo!!!!' Amazing dogs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinKing Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358744914039.jpg Gerardo "relámpago" Pacheco Riiico!! Good dogs then, what can i say?? Mr. Kehl, Eres un pájaro raro!! (You are one strange cookie) Adiós, chao! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358744914039.jpg Gerardo "relámpago" Pacheco Riiico!! Good dogs then, what can i say?? Mr. Kehl, Eres un pájaro raro!! (You are one strange cookie) Adiós, chao! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl I like cookies!! And her two dogs are great, but the best two things related to Mexico in my mind are these : 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 (Whispers) ...No! Far out, Sully, why don't YOU say it yourself? It's YOUR BAR! Besides, you have a contract here so you're within your rights to reply to him! Why do i have to do your dirty work? SO WHAT IF WE ARE IN THE SAME TOURNAMENT?? I don't even know the fella! .... FINE! Fooks sake... http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358744914039.jpg Gerardo "relámpago" Pacheco Hola a todos! Im Gerardo and im going to bar to drink one bottle of best beer in the world Corona with BB Holley. After that im gonna be training and more training.. By the way, im not come this far to lose.. So buena suerte loosers! Adiós, chao! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14308329177011.jpg Michael "Mickey McGuiness" Murdock (279026) Um, Hi. I'm Michael Murdock, but many consider me the third McGuiness brother. ...And i believe what um, Pa... Pa-chee... Pa-tay-to? (Pause) "Pa-Chee-Chee-co" meant to say is that the best beer is, um... Sully's HB. (Pause) You can buy it from.... Sully's Bar & Grill. (Pause) It's... really good. Better than Corona. And i know that for a... fact. Because, i, uh, drank a Corona. And it was yuck.. But then i had a Sully's HB. And, now i... feel good. And... THAT's a, um.. true story. (Pause) Um, bye. (As Mick walks off he can he heard mumbling in the background) ...No! I'm not doing any of your stupid ads anymore! Let me concentrate on training and fighting.... Fooks sake... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Hey Gerrie! Funny fact ; my grandmother's dogs are called after the city you are from. You know, the old woman with the sleeping pills... yes... her dogs yeah. I heard that they are so proud of their Mexican heritage, as all coming from there do, that they can even bark the national anthem and sing ' Mechikoooo!!!!' Amazing dogs! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358548668141.png "Estrella" Julio DeMarquez "Here's a funny fact, my friend recently lost her merkin and it looks just like your hair. Wait a second ... *takes a closer look* IT IS HER MERKIN! GIVE IT BACK" Go on, google it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358548668141.png "Estrella" Julio DeMarquez "Here's a funny fact, my friend recently lost her merkin and it looks just like your hair. Wait a second ... *takes a closer look* IT IS HER MERKIN! GIVE IT BACK" http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Says the guy whose hair is looking like Jennifer Aniston's pubes...! Cuban Mandela, go back to your cave and smoke some more pot until you release that there is a fucking goatee on your chin. Shave that awfull thing off your face weirdo! You are really rocking that '70 look .You look like a 50 year old Bob Marley fan that hasn't accepted yet that he should be an adult by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358548668141.png "Estrella" Julio DeMarquez "Some Kraut calling me names. I laugh, he laughs, we all laugh. I think old racist here names off the 2 black guys he knows and said I look like them. You look like some guy trying to re-create Hitler's youth, racist ... check. Shitty hair do .... check. Possibility of acting macho to make up for the lack of testicles .... check. Looks like his hero Check" 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl If anyone is crossing lines, it is you. Your face honestly looks like Mandela and the colors on your picture make me think of two things:1) bob marley , 2) ice cream in such colors. If I would have called you a mix of John Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen, that would have made no sense at all right??!!! I am no racist at all. In fact, I kinda like latinas ! I don't know what it is, but a nice brunette is just the way I like my women! I got my testicles checked last week and all the doctor had to say was that the left one is marginaly larger than the right one, but that they are in tip top shape. She even did a test ride and said that the steering and suspension were magnificent! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14358548668141.png "Estrella" Julio DeMarquez "Some Kraut calling me names. I laugh, he laughs, we all laugh. I think old racist here names off the 2 black guys he knows and said I look like them. You look like some guy trying to re-create Hitler's youth, racist ... check. Shitty hair do .... check. Possibility of acting macho to make up for the lack of testicles .... check. Looks like his hero Check" http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/9/9w6.jpg Enriko Hoost He is not a real "kraut", that was the whole thing we where talking in german about. This is more like a slapstick (???) throwing words around and hope to hit the jackpot with the grammar. I mean look at him with a belt he propably didnt even earned/deserve. posing like he owns the thing. pffffffffffffff Yo Julia tho, you better watch the WW2 references, it doesnt get you any plus points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/9/9w6.jpg Enriko Hoost He is not a real "kraut", that was the whole thing we where talking in german about. This is more like a slapstick (???) throwing words around and hope to hit the jackpot with the grammar. I mean look at him with a belt he propably didnt even earned/deserve. posing like he owns the thing. pffffffffffffff Yo Julia tho, you better watch the WW2 references, it doesnt get you any plus points. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Hey, at least one thing that we can agree on both. The Hitler reference isn't the smartest one to make and not appreciated at all either. I won that belt by becoming the first european amateur MT world champion at age 18 by winning the belt in the legendary Lumpinee Stadium by defeating 3 thai fighters on the same night. I am very proud of that belt and wear it with pride. If we meet in this tournament , I'll let you feel that I deserve that belt boy. You'll be eating through a straw for the rest of your life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/24/24w29.jpgMark Addison (6-5)"I bet that's not the only kind of "pride" you parade around you Kraut fuck." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/24/24w29.jpg Mark Addison (6-5) "I bet that's not the only kind of "pride" you parade around you Kraut fuck." http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Watch out for those slot machines behind you Mr. Addison. If they are being used, the aircondition next to them might cause a light breeze and knock you out and we wouldn't want that to happen again would we?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/24/24w29.jpgMark Addison (6-5)"I know you probably haven't gotten the internet in East Berlin yet, and probably won't until after you get sidewalks, so I guess you've probably gotten away with your "amateur Muay Thai" schpiel before. There's NO SUCH THING as amateur Muay Thai in Thailand. Anyone who's ever fought abroad knows that." 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/24/24w29.jpg Mark Addison (6-5) "I know you probably haven't gotten the internet in East Berlin yet, and probably won't until after you get sidewalks, so I guess you've probably gotten away with your "amateur Muay Thai" schpiel before. There's NO SUCH THING as amateur Muay Thai in Thailand. Anyone who's ever fought abroad knows that." http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl Actually Mr. Addison, we do have internet over here and it's far better than in your hut in the countryside. Ever heard of Deutsche Telekom? No? Aaah well, I guess civilization hasn't reached your modern city yet... And yeah, I do know that there are no amateur fights in Thailand, but that is just because I am humble that I call my title like that. As only an 18 year old guy, I don't see a world championship as part of my pro career yet. I still study and I am not a pro athlete yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/24/24w29.jpgMark Addison (6-5)"You say 'humble', I say 'lying cbomb'. Calling me out for having lost a couple of fights to other good kickboxers while never having fought yourself is a bitch move. If you are who you say you are then participating in a newbie tournament makes you a sandbagging little bitch. If not you're a liar. Either way you're a piece of shit who'll never amount to anything in the world of fighting.Keep studying, school boy, this is the big leagues." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/24/24w29.jpg Mark Addison (6-5) "You say 'humble', I say 'lying cbomb'. Calling me out for having lost a couple of fights to other good kickboxers while never having fought yourself is a bitch move. If you are who you say you are then participating in a newbie tournament makes you a sandbagging little bitch. If not you're a liar. Either way you're a piece of shit who'll never amount to anything in the world of fighting. Keep studying, school boy, this is the big leagues." http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391138927737.jpg Rico "Fuck'em Up" Kehl I actually only tried to help you by giving you the advice to be carefull with the airconditioning. I wouldn't want to see you KO'd again. Sorry for being helpfull Mr. Addison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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