Mystery Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1w20.jpg Sly Guy: You all witnessed my beatdown of Ronan Nogueira aka Bubballoo, wtf is bubballoo? Better to call the guy bamboo as I chewed up and spit that mofo out in 2 and a half mins, yep a whole two and a half mins to finish the guy. And I could have done it faster, just i'm not used to facing such fatasses, wouldn't want him to fall on me or something, as I would need to build up more strength to bench press his fat ass off me. Anyways my next opponent is Nick Wall, I got nothing but respect for the guy, not to mention he's 7 feet tall, and is 60 pounds heavier than the last guy, damn that guy is big, like almost literally twice my size, it will be an honor to fight and beat him. I think he shocked the whole of WPR when he owned Chris Hines. Chris definitely had the wrong game plan to win that fight. Nick's manager on the other hand, 78k in the hole, wow I didn't know that was possible, the guy needs some financial lessons or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/8/8b7.jpg Big Fatso: Knock me out in under 1 min? You make me laugh KP, you fought a couple of guys with no chin, the first guy not only had no chin he couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag, and the second guy is basically a pure ground fighter. Now you are about to take on another real striker like yourself, and you still expect that you can do the same thing. Man you might have some great KO power in your hands but it seems like you got hit on the head a few too many times in practice to know what you are talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Since it doesn't look like we will be getting a preview for our event today here is a quick preview of Mr Anderson's fight, Mr Anderson punches Baptista in the face, Baptista kicks Mr Anderson in the leg, Baptista misses with the head kick, and Mr Anderson punches Baptista in the face again, within 1-2 minutes max of such exchanges going on Baptista will be KTFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Hey guys, really sorry to not have a preview up for the event last night! I have been very busy moving house and have no internet in my house right now (yes i am not at work) and also the actual writer for WPR has been busy recently. Shouldn't happen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotos Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Where's "Serial Killer" Matheus Fonseca (208203)? Wanna fight tomorrow? Signed Jacques Don Pierre (210341) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/8/8b7.jpg Big Fatso: Knock me out in under 1 min? You make me laugh KP, you fought a couple of guys with no chin, the first guy not only had no chin he couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag, and the second guy is basically a pure ground fighter. Now you are about to take on another real striker like yourself, and you still expect that you can do the same thing. Man you might have some great KO power in your hands but it seems like you got hit on the head a few too many times in practice to know what you are talking about. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w16.jpg Kenny Powers: They had good chins its just my KO power is out of this world! Your just jelly cos they have one chin and you got like 3 you fat shit! Only 6 more days and I will punch one of your chins and knock you the fuck out bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w16.jpg Kenny Powers: They had good chins its just my KO power is out of this world! Your just jelly cos they have one chin and you got like 3 you fat shit! Only 6 more days and I will punch one of your chins and knock you the fuck out bro! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/8/8b7.jpg Big Fatso: I'm just jelly? lol that may be so, but just like my hero Roy Nelson, my fat ass is going to be knocking your ass out, not the other way around. Hope your ready KP to get the ass whooping your momma should have gave you a long time ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/801/cage1.jpg Jimmy: Jimmy here with another episode of WPR show. In case you haven’t tuned in before, this is how it goes; we bring in 2 WPR fighters to the studio to have a chat with and bring you the latest news in the wonderful org that is WPR! Our first guest is a 265+lbs TUF contender who has just come off his 3rd victory in a row against team Brazil. After him we have the man with the mouth, Tomas Nxon, who will be competing against Grim Reaper in an effort to take the 155lbs belt from him. The first match-ups of the World Dominance Championship have taken place and it was a blast but I will get back to that later on in the show. As usual WPR has been very busy and Org Owner Rory Daly has received criticism from his advisors that he is booking too many events each month and needs to slow down, so expect to see an ever so slight decrease in events in the near future. It has come to Daly’s realisation that the hard working fighters of WPR need time to rest, train and improve as fighters instead of putting their bodies on the line and fighting too frequently! Anyway, I will now hand you over to my minion, Jack LaFleur, to interview tonight’s guests! Jack: Typical, I am sick of you saying that to me, especially on live TV! Have some gosh darn respect for me! Please.. Jimmy: Tell it to your diary bro, cos I don’t give a fuck! Jack: Excuse me everyone for this man’s foul language. Anyway, from now on I am going to ignore him, I suggest you do the same. Over to the interviews! ----McDougall interview---- Jack: Welcome again WPR fans to another episode of the WPR show! Tonight we have one of the most dangerous men in the current TUF tournament, John McDougall representing Team USA. Pleasure to have you here with us John. Now, you have really shown the rest of the guys in your division what you are capable of and that is the ability to knock out your opponent in the first round, you’re up against Ryan Beasley next, the man seems to cut easier than a knife through warm butter, how do you see the fight going? McDougall: I let my management deal with who i'm fighting. I don't care who my opponent is. I don't watch no tapes or set up a gameplan. I'm a banger, I go out and let my hands fly and watch my opponent drop to the ground. This fight will be the same I will throw a few punches he will fall. 1st round knockout then back to training within the next hour or two! Jack: I think that is a fairly accurate prediction of how the fight will go! So, hopefully I am not being out of line here but in your first ever fight you got knocked out by a nasty head kick in 5 seconds; hard to believe after watching your last 3 fights here in WPR! How did you recover from that defeat and has it actually helped you to get you where you are today? McDougall: That first loss was when I came into the game with no discipline, I requested a fight 3 days after I started training thinking I was tough, my manager gave me what I wanted and that sent me back to reality. So essentially I agree with that fight helped me get where I am today. Jack: Well, you don't seem to lack courage, which is admirable! You are already through to the semi-finals of the TUF tournament, congratulations! Who do you see as the biggest threat in the tournament and why? McDougall: I think Cannondale is the second best fighter in this tournament after me obviously. I believe he has the power to put anyone away with one punch. Jack: A trait that you both share… Well I think it is very likely you two will meet in the cage and I for one cannot wait! Are you surprised that Team USA has walked through team Brazil on their own turf? It truly has been a one sided tournament so far, do you predict an all American semi-finals/finals? McDougall: Yeah I'm really surprised that brazil has submitted such a weak team to a tournament in their home country. My training partner Peter Mcdonald is representing Brazil at the lighter weight class. That guy is a beast in training. I think the heavy class will be all american semi's but the lighter one will see Peter reach at least the Semi Finals and Finals if he can improve his Muay Thai and clinch game. Jack: Peter is one of the favourites for the 145lbs division but there is some decent competition in that division! Anyway, that is all we have time for unfortunately. Would you like to say anything to the fans, your opponent, WPR and whoever else before you go? McDougall: I'd just like to thank WPR for putting on this tournament, my manager Nick and my training partners at "What?" Gym! Guys like Mason Dixie, Olle Koskinen and Zhang Xianfa. ---Nxon Interview--- Jack: Everyone please welcome our next guest, Tomas Nxon! Hello Mr Nxon, you have proven yourself worthy of a title shot against Grim Reaper after winning your last two fights in WPR; one by submission, one by strikes both coming in the first round. What are your thoughts on Reaper as a fighter and as a person? Nxon: Reaper as a fighter is very good at what he does. I just find what he does to be boring. everybody knows what this fight is going to look like, at least gameplan wise he intends to spam leg kicks and eventually go upstairs which is how he gets his his KOs. He's very predictable but guys have had a hard time stopping it. When he does connect with that head kick it's lights out for most guys but if he can't his fights are boring as hell. As a person I don't really know him. All I know is he isn't that good at shit talking and he can't spell my last name. Jack: I noticed there have been a few words exchanged between you two, which makes the fight even more exciting. You mention he is a bit of a one trick pony with his kicks, which have proven to be effective earning him a 7-1 record, if I remember correctly Reaper stated that your only objective is to ‘dry hump your way to victory’. It is clear that you are more of a ground fighter but do you think Reaper has crossed the line and do you think you have stand up skills that he is unaware of? Nxon: Well to be honest he's right. Maybe he was a bit more of a dick about it than he should be considering we're fighting in the birth place of ground fighting, but he right. I've got rock solid striking defence and good punches, not that I've had a need for them thus far in my career. I looked through the commentaries on my fights the other day and I realised I've been hit exactly once. Once. But where this fight is won or lost is with wrestling. I know it, he knows it and the fans know it. it might not be the best strategy for him to throw kick against a guy with the best shoot takedown in the division when you are a white belt. By the way most dry humping doesn't end with an unconcious person. Grim must be into some weirs stuff, man. Jack: Very true, this is MMA after all and the ground game is half the sport so if you wanna be part of it you gotta deal with it. It will be interesting to see which one of you carries out their game plan more effectively. I simply must ask you, how come your face is so hairy? I feel like I am talking to Chewbacca or something right now! Haha Wow I can’t believe I just asked you that, I mean its…cool and stuff, like I bet the ladies love it ye!? So, what’s the story with that? Nxon: Well my birth has never been something I was very clear about. I just kinda assumed I was half sasquatch but I think I may have found my real biological dad after all these years. Here he is. http://mmatycoon.com/personalassistant.php?FID=129051. That's right Hairy goddamn Kain is my real dad. That bastard owes a bunch of alimony. It's gotta be genetic or otherwise I have some kind of horrible disorder, but yeah my looks appeal to a very small and odd group of women. Abraham Lincoln said it best when he said "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like". The weirdest part about that quote was that I didn't make it up. Jack: Well I must say you and Hairy Kane look very alike, I think you could be onto something. Only 12 days till your fight! I wish you all the best against a tough opponent and with any luck you will be carrying his arm back home with you for dinner! Anything you want to say to your opponent or anyone else? Nxon: Well I just can't wait for my title shot and It can't come soon enough. I've been on an incredible run and I think I can keep it up for a long while, and I'm sorry but cannibalism is kind of a touchy subject in the sasquatch community, I personally believe it's every sasquatch's choice weather or not they want to eat people. As weird as it may seem you kind of have it coming after you humans hunted us to near extinction for our lush pelts. Bastards. As far as Grim goes, maybe I'll take a page out of Muhammad Ali's book and just start yelling "what's my name" as I'm strangling him. Nxon is who I am. Nixon is a fat corrupt former president of the United States. You would hope at 26 years old he could tell the difference. Finally I just want to thank the WPR and all my fans weather they be sasquatch or not, for coming to see me get my first of many titles. ----In other WPR News---- Jimmy: In other news in WPR we have finished the first round of the Notorious World Dominance tournament with 3 countries dominating. Poland, USA and Finland proved that they are not forces to be fucked with! Poland beat Team UK 4-1, with Bogdan Petrycki earning KO of the night over Danny Hastings and Christian Evansen getting the Sub of the night reward. David Brent was the only one in Team UK to earn a victory with a unanimous decision. Team USA proved they are as always a powerful country with a 4-1 win over Team Australia. The ladies’ man, Brian Fontana was the only Aussie to succeed on the night winning a decision over Tyrone Garland. The Sunday night event was a one sided domination when all the Finns came out all guns blazing and shut down Team Canada against all odds. There were two impressive first round TKO’s by Aslak Aas and Chris Ostrowski, they both appear to be two very dangerous men and ones to look out for for the duration of the tournament. Less than 2 weeks till the next round of fight between the 6 countries so be sure to keep an eye out for it! As I mentioned earlier in the show Rory Daly will be cutting back on the number of events taking place on a monthly basis because there have been reports from WPR fighters that they need more time to rest and train in order to fight to their full potential! Also, there are a few title fights coming up this month. Nxon takes on Reaper for the 155lbs belt as Reaper will be fighting for his first title defence. Randall White, the current 185lbs champ is up against an impressive Christian Kane; that fight will be one to watch I tell ya! Also, the first 170lbs champion in the history of WPR will be crowned, will it be Rogerio Cabral or Gabs Nunes? Book your tickets for the 18th of May to find out! Finally, the TUF USA vs Brazil tournament carries on into the last of the preliminary rounds and the top 4 fighters of each division will advance to the Semi-finals and shortly after the finals will take place. Not much has changed with the Americans dominating the Show! There have been a couple of very disappointing drop-outs of the show as the cowards are missing out on a huge opportunity. But hey WPR doesn’t have time for pussies like them so we are glad to say goodbye. Fortunately 2 brave guys have stepped up and replaced those women, I mean men. Sly guy who is usually a 145er stepped up for Gizzed MaPents in the 265+ division and Nick Wall took Aaron Chumbo’s place; both fighters pulled off a win in their first TUF fight, we at WPR were very impressed! Anyway, that’s it for now folks, until next time, Stay classy RIO! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickM Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 John McDougall has this to say "Although I said cannondale is the 2nd best guy in the tournament I still think he's a bum fighter who will never amount to anything." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted April 30, 2013 Report Share Posted April 30, 2013 Another awesome WPR show, i'm a big fan of the show. Now I can't wait for the fight preview for this weekend, and the actual fights themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/8/8b7.jpg Big Fatso: Where you at Kenny? "Don't be scared homie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w16.jpg Kenny Powers: KP, scared? you must be on a bad acid trip if you think i am scared homie! You are gonna get a shock when you get in that cage with me; I'm gonna tear you fuckin head off, aint that some fuckin truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 John McDougall has this to say "Although I said cannondale is the 2nd best guy in the tournament I still think he's a bum fighter who will never amount to anything." Cannondale "The Mountain" Trail http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/41/41w16.jpg Cannondale "While I haven't heard of McDougall, or is fight camp, I am flattered that I am considered the 2nd best fighter in the division behind this guy McDougall. McDougall must be one hell of a fighter, and The Wolf Palace must feel honored to have a living legend on their roster. Its gonna be a privilege to see this guy fight, and maybe one day if I am good enough, maybe share the cage this great fighter and many others. For now I must concentrate on beating the man I am told to fight, any man that has the balls to fight in the cage has my respect and is a winner in life. Once again, John McDougall, peace and respect man, and thanks for giving me an honorable mention bro." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lotos Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 "The Unstoppable" Miguel Augusto ....Let's do this. Jacques Don Pierre challenges you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 WPR 9: THE DARK NIGHT http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/posters/1367322208wolfman.jpg Saleem Ibraheem Omar vs. Come "8ball" On Our first fight of the night pits Saleem Ibraheem Omar a very well rounded fighter still looking for his first win in the WPR after losing to Daemon Blackfyre in his first fight via decision and this man at least by the look of his primaries can make a serious dent in the light heavy weight division with unbelievable wrestling, solid muay thai and superb boxing skills. This an has clearly sparred beyond belief to look this incredible at only 20 years old. If he does have a weakness it would have to be the fact that he’s only a blue belt, which could play right into the hands of his opponent Come On. A BJJ purple belt with some wrestling skills to match, He still has not fought in the WPR since he was slated to fight Pele Silva at WPR: 3 but he just couldn’t make weight and resulted in a NC. He trains at the Rio cheapest conditioning gym so don’t expect him to have learned much since his first QFC fight in which he got taken down and laid on. This is looking like one of the most one-sided fights on the card but hey, stranger things have happened. Prediction: Omar (anything he wants) Saomony Khim vs. Alex Pereira Khim, a clinch specialist with wrestling skill to match will look to grind his opponent into the cage and take his man down before assaulting him with relentless submissions and solid ground game. He trains at the Soco no mae a gym specifically a gym made for strikers so maybe we will see him hold the clinch longer and look for elbows or some dirty boxing than he did in his unanimous decision win over Joao Victor at WPR: 5. His opponent Alex Pereira is a new entry to the WPR and has no previous fight experience but he comes in sporting some world class Muay Thai and a blue belt. He trains at the well respected Beast Farming gym though we haven’t seen him in the cage before that alone can let us think that maybe Khim doesn’t quite have this fight in the bag but just from what I have seen out of him his clinch work and wrestling should let him take this fight. Prediction: Khim by decision Richard Jay "Ace” Franklin vs. Dennis "The Rubber" Mandrake Franklin is coming off an absolutely heart breaking loss to current welterweight champ Randall White. He dominated for four and a half rounds and was cruising to a decision win when the champ caught him with a RNC with 26 seconds left. It was Sonnenesque. An incredible boxer with well rounded skills, he trains at the Beast Farming gym along with Saomony Khim. He’ll be looking to make a statement against Dennis Mandrake. Mandrake is a Bjj brown belt with solid boxing, is coming off a win against after submitting fellow Brown belt Briggs Lovejoy at WPR: 1. His biggest problem aside from Franklin is, He trains at the Goddamn Cozad. WHY? He’s got plenty of money and he’s wasting away in a Goddamn Cozad! Prediction: Franklin (by COZAD) Conan Hatari vs. Thiago "Brezzinho" Paisp Conan Hatari is a purple belt in BJJ with a decent boxing game and is coming off a bizarre decision win against Pele Silva in which he was repeatedly taken down only to answer with a flurry of submission attempts to the point where the judges gave him the rounds. He faces off with Thiago Paisp a pure boxer with no other real skills to speak of. He has no fights in the WPR but in his QFC fight he won be decision probably because he was a little too clinch happy against an all-rounder. He trains at Rio’s cheapest conditioning which is ironic considering he surely plans to make this a short fight. He’s probably right in his assessment it’s grappler vs. striker and these tend not to last too long so expect this one not to make round 2 Prediction: Hatari by submission Joes Ortiz vs. Diego "Sword" Martinez Joes Ortiz is a is ground specialist who will look to use his wrestling to control his opponents before finishing with his vast knowledge of the submission game, but has only found mixed results for his efforts. With a record of 3-4 (1-1 WPR) he’ll look to string a few more fights like his last one in which he submitted Thiago De Silva at WPR: TUF3. Standing across from him is Diego Martinez a striker with a decent ground game to complement his nasty clinch game and knees which led him to absolutely demolish Lauricio Aranda at WPR: 7. The problem here is the intangibles, Joes is looking down after going on a 3 fight losing streak before his TUF win and although he’s the better wrestler will he have to balls to just go out and do the damn task at hand or will he cower into a shell as soon as he gets clipped? Tough call. Prediction: Diego by TKO Andraej "Spetnatz" Drakorov vs. "Buck" Tone Black Andraej Drakorov is a very well rounded fighter and a dangerous striker with far above average wrestling and a purple belt to match. This is his first fight in the WPR, but his last fight was a 37 second head kick knockout against a muay Thai specialist. This guy could be a nightmare for almost anybody in the light heavyweight division. His opponent is Tone Black another well rounded fighter who can take the fight anywhere it may need to go. He’s coming off a loss to Mr. Invincible at WPR: 5 and is looking to get his career back on track but I can’t see him pulling this off. Drakorov is just better at almost everything, has demonstrated brutal KO power and worst of all Tone isn’t coming into this fight anywhere near 100% energy wise. Expect this to be quick and brutal. Prediction: Drakorov by head kick Kenny "Fuckin" Powers vs. "Tiny" Big Fatso And let the shit talk finally end. These two have been jawing at each other for a LOOONG time even getting their managers (Rory Daly and Scottie Power) involved in a bet that would have the winner chose the next opponent of the loser. Kenny is a straight sprawl and Brawler is vicious KO power ending his 2 fights in a combined time of just over 1 minute. Fatso is a muay Thai fighter who looks to soften his opponent with kicks before finishing with his hands like he did at WPR: 5 against Joel Watts. It’s doubtful the ground game will have anything to do with this fight as neither seems to give a damn about it, but Powers is probably the better wrestler if he decides to get cute and shoot for the takedown. But that is probably a longer shot than Guerrero is against Mayweather (7.5 to 1). This will be a stand up war with bad intentions on both sides. Sure FOTN here folks, don’t blink. Prediction: Pain Cesar “The Brazilan Snake" Gevaerd vs. "The King of Kiev" Vadim Nazarov Cesar Gevaerd is a well rounded fighter who can do anything and do it, wait, seriously? Fucking COZAD! GODDAMN COZAD! 2 grand in the bank and he’s in a fucking Cozad. Jesus. Nazarov is more of a ground fighter who also uses his clinch effectively to stifle his opponent and land big shots with his dirty boxing but he seems to be able to do just anything well. That and he isn’t in a COZAD. Prediction: Nazarov by COZAD "15 Inch Dick" Vrando Vraganza vs. Pitbull" Aguinaldo Salcido Vrando Vraganza is a ground fighter who uses his ground and pound and submissions to either tap his opponent out or smash their faces into the canvas. He has some stand up but it’s nothing to write home about and he hasn’t needed it, riding his formula (and opponents) to a 5 fight win streak. Aguinaldo Salcido is a well rounded fighter who has had some ups and downs in his career. He is coming off a win after KOing Jon Fitch at WPR fight night 1 and will look to build some momentum here with another KO. But here’s the key to this fight. Both these guys are sad. Their morale is terrible. They both train at a well respected gym both are coming off wins and yet both are just unmotivated and sad. Get these men a T-shirt or something. Prediction: Vraganza by being less sad "The Unstoppable" Mr Invincible vs. Mari Juana Mr Invincible is looking like a wrecking machine. 2 fights, 2 KO of the nights, combined time 2 minutes 5 seconds. He is a bad man in the standup department with the wrestling to stay there and a blue belt incase it does hit the ground. He will look to just walk forward and destroy the man opposite him Mari Juana. A BJJ fighter with good wrestling, he is coming off a loss in a title fight with current champ Diego Minotauro in which he has taken down repeatedly by the superior wrestler but proved his purple belt was worth something by shrugging off many sub attempts by the champ. He’s got a chance if he can get it to the ground, and the wrestling match up is a dead heat, but how long many shots can he take from the monster across the ring before it’s lights out? Interesting question. Prediction: Invincible by KO That’s all for this one folks it looks like a damn fine night of fights were in for and let’s hope it lives up to our expectations, and one last thing. FUCKING COZAD!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 Haha loved that preview, got me stoked for the fights.. Also, you bring up a good point..Anyone training in Cozad get the hell out - that's an order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 I believe the problem is that there is no longer a cheap conditioning gym in Rio. Cozad does suck ass though as when you see a guy training there you know he's quite likely to lose. Loved this preview lotos. Great work, keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCRaven Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18b1.jpg Special Announcement from The CHAMP! Randall White Hey BF & KP, why don't you just go BF KP and get it over with? get it.....? you to do not want to fight you want to do something else that starts with F right in the B. i'm glad WPR let's you be who you are with out judging you but y'all ain't on my level :drops mic and moonwalks off into a crowd of brazilian broads: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/8/8b7.jpg Big Fatso: Oh Randall White those are fighting words or are they words of jealousy, jealous of the fact that we don't have to get smacked silly while going for 50 takedown attempts for the off chance that we might get a takedown. If I remember correctly you had a relatively low takedown percentage in your last fight, and the other guy just kept trying to escape once you got him there because he was afraid you were trying to dry hump him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCRaven Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18b1.jpg Randall White Hey Tub-O-Flub I gots da belt, what do you got besides a mouthy boyfriend and one lone win? i'll give you a hint it rhymes with man titties. What is this amateur hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/8/8b7.jpg Big Fatso: Yes you do "gots da belt" lmao but how long will you hold it? I reckon 1 fight max. Who did you beat to get that title shot? Rocky Joaquin, that does sound like a joke to me, but it's not sadly. You're nothing but a paper champion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCRaven Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18b1.jpg Randall White Rather be a paper champ than actually floopy pile of pig excrement, maybe KP will treat you nice and take you to burger king to get one of those paper crowns just don't try to eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/8/8b7.jpg Big Fatso: You wee little man, when you lose that belt of yours why don't you come up to HW and I will gladly welcome you to a nice ass kicking. It would be shameful to get your ass kicked by an "floopy pile of pig excrement" as you call me, so I doubt you will/do have the balls to fight me, so if that's what I am what are you? Maybe a Fallon Fox wannabe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 Rory Daly (KP's manager and or owner) says: I have noticed this smack talk between you two and informed Mr Powers but I am afraid he is currently balls deep in Rhonda Rousey right now... She was giving some bjj lessons and that turned into a BJ (not lessons) but he has told me that he will be back later to reply to you two pussies. I didn't know you had a loud mouth on you Randall Shite.. I mean White, glad to see it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCRaven Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18b1.jpg Randall White Well Fatso how about LHW for our match up? you can't go all hog wild on twinkies for alil bit, but i'm sure KP will let you go hog wild all over him as usual ..haha bunch of fruitcakes. I gots da belt and that's all that matters hey KP you putting a hole in a rousey poster and assualting it doesn't actually count as rolling with ronda. If it did BF would be in a long term relationship with his Micheal Jackson "Beat It' poster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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