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So I think the public consensus about the forum is that it is good but could use a few improvements and changes to take it to the next level so to speak. So this is what I'm proposing, a forum improvement committee. A committee comprised of every day posters and not mods. That will vote on and discuss changes that should be made in the forum. I am suggesting that it be made in to a union sort of thing, and we will bring our ideas straight to Mike to be deliberated on. It is time for the voice of the people to be heard and this committee will make it happen. All you must do to show your support is to leave your e-signiture below and you will have officially signed on to the union.

 

The Forum Improvement Committee, building a better tomorrow for posters everywhere!

 

That is our slogan and we welcome all who want to join that are not mods on the forum.

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Good idea.

 

First improvement could be an automatic 3 strike, suspension to ban system, which is applied to anyone who has more than 3 threads per week locked by mods for being worthless, rubbish and outright moronic.

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Are you sure you didn't mean to type:

 

"We've already seen splash employ what in marketing terms would be called a 'saturation strategy' whereby he opens every single possible thread in every single possible subforum in the hope of eventually having one which catches on and being worth reading, thereby negating the fact that 99 out of 100 aren't and have been closed for being inane" ?

 

He is persecuted by moderators for being a dick, and more often than not he isn't persecuted at all. His threads are mostly closed for being worthless wastes of time and/or blatant attempts at trolling that have all the subtlety of a Dane Cook joke.

 

He is persecuted by forum users who are tired of that crap :)

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i dont know which one of you attention seeking whores i dislike the most you or your punk ass brother humors. , imo you 2 guys would be the perfect poster children to promote the use of condoms. the forums will only improve with lifetime bans for the both of you. you bring nothing to this game but bs hell you guys even make juice malone look good.

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i dont know which one of you attention seeking whores i dislike the most you or your punk ass brother humors. , imo you 2 guys would be the perfect poster children to promote the use of condoms. the forums will only improve with lifetime bans for the both of you. you bring nothing to this game but bs hell you guys even make juice malone look good.

I have missed your posts PE hahaha.

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i dont know which one of you attention seeking whores i dislike the most you or your punk ass brother humors. , imo you 2 guys would be the perfect poster children to promote the use of condoms. the forums will only improve with lifetime bans for the both of you. you bring nothing to this game but bs hell you guys even make juice malone look good.

i swear to god imma have to meet u in person
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i dont know which one of you attention seeking whores i dislike the most you or your punk ass brother humors. , imo you 2 guys would be the perfect poster children to promote the use of condoms. the forums will only improve with lifetime bans for the both of you. you bring nothing to this game but bs hell you guys even make juice malone look good.

 

Ouch! :)

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i dont know which one of you attention seeking whores i dislike the most you or your punk ass brother humors. , imo you 2 guys would be the perfect poster children to promote the use of condoms. the forums will only improve with lifetime bans for the both of you. you bring nothing to this game but bs hell you guys even make juice malone look good.

 

keep juice out of this you big meanie

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The Forum Improvement Committee has gotten a staggering number of members over the last few days. Wishing to stay anonymous the new members refused to leave their e-signiture in the thread and has asked me to be their mouthpiece for fear of bans being handed down by biased mods trying to keep the forum trash, for their involvement with this new movement we are creating. So while they work behind the scenes I will be up front spreading the good word. Our sole mission is to clean up this forum and we will do so by removing biased mods like Markyosullivan and MikeTowers, and removing any poster that finds themselves aligned against our cause. We will act swift and we will not falter, we will clean up this forum and keep it safe for everyday posters. The dawn of a new era is approaching and only those who realize that this forum must be cleansed and joins our cause will be able to join us in the golden era at the end of this movement.

 

 

 

The Forum Improvement Committee making a better tomorrow for everyday posters

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The Forum Improvement Committee touch barnyard animals inappropriately and then lick their fingers.

Post like that is why we have formed, either you're with us or against us and you're walking a thin line testing what we are capable of.

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You have no idea what you're up against, we have influence that you can not begin to fathom. I could have my people break in to your house right now and still your secret stash of dildos that you think nobody knows about.

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Your people ARE my secret stash of dildos.

Oh come on, I know you have a better comeback than that, or are you to preoccupied wanking to your bestiality porn to come up with one.

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Did you get that retort from where I said it more eloquently 5 posts up? Or from where you quoted me saying it more eloquently 4 posts up?

 

The AAIDD can't get mad at me if you're the one who started this, right?

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Did you get that retort from where I said it more eloquently 5 posts up? Or from where you quoted me saying it more eloquently 4 posts up?

 

The AAIDD can't get mad at me if you're the one who started this, right?

Hey it's not my fault that you projected your fantasies on us. You want to fornicate with animals but none will have you, which is why you settle for the beastiality porn; and what is the AAIDD I'm a little lost here?

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The main reason you're lost is because no one cares where you are at any given time, but give them a google. It can be used for more than just seeking out a Craig's List m2m JO session, give it a try some time ;)

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