SpizzEnergi Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 Slap Nuts called out by Ramses Dragunav. I just caught up with Slap Nuts during some down time and asked him what he thought about taking this fight. I was a little nervous as he was engrossed in a "Painting by numbers" scene of a camel. Spizz: Hey Nuts, Ramses Dragunav has called you out and wants to fight in Honour 10, what do you think? Nuts: Ram says what? Are you asking me to fight a fuckin' sheep? Spizz: umm, no, he's ranked 5, just above you in Honour Fighting Nuts sipped his mint tea and got back to his painting and thought for a while ...... .... and some more.... .... and some more.... Nuts: Ranked above me? Does the shit hole not have any sense of ambition? So the sheep is a coward and wants an easy fight. Tell him to bring his A game... and B game and W game because he'll need it and when he's knocked out I'm gonna slap my nuts in his face, take a photo of it and put it up here as a reminder to him. ====================== He's one of my more placid fighters... so anyway, he accepts http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=246075 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldenape Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 As the fighters from barbarian start making there way to Honour FC, Aaron Morris decides to check out what awaits them. when he gets there the scene shocks him. http://paleolifestyledoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/cavemen.jpg " They have now learnt how to make fire wow, not as dumb as i thought" As he ventures deeper into the land he spots one creature that fascinates him http://www.tayyarozkan.com/images/caveman_sitting.gif who appears to be deep in thought studying what looks to be a rock... the creature then proceeds to pick up the rock and repeatedly smashes his head until he becomes unconscious.... Aaron walks over to the creature to make sure it is still alive * poke poke poke with a stick* "AAARRRHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHHHH" The creature grabs hold of Aaron's leg in what appears to be a knee lock, Aaron easily breaks free and with a swift elbow to the temple puts to sleep this Animal. further inspection of the creature Aaron spots a name tag ROMULO " I think i have found my first opponent " * Aaron walks off laughing at all the other creatures * http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13998313568266.pnghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13926433032867.gifhttp://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w5.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/21/21w5.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/25/25w10.jpg Aaron gathers the current Barbarian champions "Guys we have nothing to worry about" 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13979233477380.png As a gentledog, I know that I need to get a nice solid win in Honour before I begin my long run as WW champion. Hence, I am calling out the only man in Honour ranked above me. Romulo Barral, I respect your record and accomplishments. But your jiu jitsu is no good here. Prepare yourself for five rounds of repeated dry humpings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 Two fighters who have trained since the age of 18, try to steal hype against fighters who have started at 25. What a cruel world we live in. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 Two fighters who have trained since the age of 18, try to steal hype against fighters who have started at 25. What a cruel world we live in So its all good to beat 18 year olds when you are 25, but if you both have 2 years of training then its bad for a 20 year old to fight a 27 year old? Barral was created before Brown. Right now Romulo is ranked 400 higher than Bosco. The big difference is in pop, not hype. I don't get this attitude at all. Why are managers so happy to fight when they have the advantage but then moan and wail when they dont have a skill advantage or have a fight with primes that are nearly the same? I miss the old days of tycoon when we didnt have this flood of pussies and cherrypickers that ruined the fun. Maybe im just having selective memory, but every new generation of managers seems worse to me. Rumolo's manager might not even be running scared like you anyway, maybe you should let him reply. Bosco was probably going to get that fight offered anyway. I made a post to have a little fun. I had heard that the Barbarian managers are so great at rp and it had such a great thread. Most of you guys seem to be whiners though. Golden Ape came from Barbarian and called a guy out, thats what you are supposed to do. Not cry over a fight you deem unfair because you want to protect your 25 year old creations now that the advantage you had early on has worn off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 http://www.tayyarozkan.com/images/caveman_sitting.gif ....the creature regains conciousness and continues with the bashing, after some time and having smashed the rock, Caveman looks around for the next object that he will use in his iron body training. hmmm, *whuts that green button* +1 to you. Not because you are correct in your assessment, but because you have started us on our path OUT of the cave. Teaching some communication skills to us primitives will be FUN to watch (like chimps at their first fire). A WISE man would be care-ful because with their new found skills of communication and language, Caveman can ACTUALLY write YOU into the menu. I welcome you to the fire, Wanna stay for dinner ?? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 So its all good to beat 18 year olds when you are 25, but if you both have 2 years of training then its bad for a 20 year old to fight a 27 year old? Barral was created before Brown. Right now Romulo is ranked 400 higher than Bosco. The big difference is in pop, not hype. I don't get this attitude at all. Why are managers so happy to fight when they have the advantage but then moan and wail when they dont have a skill advantage or have a fight with primes that are nearly the same? I miss the old days of tycoon when we didnt have this flood of pussies and cherrypickers that ruined the fun. Maybe im just having selective memory, but every new generation of managers seems worse to me. Rumolo's manager might not even be running scared like you anyway, maybe you should let him reply. Bosco was probably going to get that fight offered anyway. I made a post to have a little fun. I had heard that the Barbarian managers are so great at rp and it had such a great thread. Most of you guys seem to be whiners though. Golden Ape came from Barbarian and called a guy out, thats what you are supposed to do. Not cry over a fight you deem unfair because you want to protect your 25 year old creations now that the advantage you had early on has worn off. Oh, you started whining about 'barbarian rp' again. Jesus. I thought it was funny that both you and Aaron decided to call out a 27 year old, and I decided to post about it. You, again, took it too far. Just continue with your stuff and enjoy the game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 Oh, you started whining about 'barbarian rp' again. Jesus. I thought it was funny that both you and Aaron decided to call out a 27 year old, and I decided to post about it. You, again, took it too far. Just continue with your stuff and enjoy the game. Stop crying and have fun. If you are scared for a 25 year old creation after he has his one-two year in game advantage then you can take him to Beef that has a whole division for that. Making a 25 year old and beating up on 18 year olds then whining about matchups after your advantage has gone away is pathetic. Let the invasion of Barbarian crybabies began. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldenape Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 http://www.tayyarozkan.com/images/caveman_sitting.gif ....the creature regains conciousness and continues with the bashing, after some time and having smashed the rock, Caveman looks around for the next object that he will use in his iron body training. hmmm, *whuts that green button* +1 to you. Not because you are correct in your assessment, but because you have started us on our path OUT of the cave. Teaching some communication skills to us primitives will be FUN to watch (like chimps at their first fire). A WISE man would be care-ful because with their new found skills of communication and language, Caveman can ACTUALLY write YOU into the menu. I welcome you to the fire, Wanna stay for dinner ?? Love it 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldenape Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 http://www.tayyarozkan.com/images/caveman_sitting.gif ....the creature regains conciousness and continues with the bashing, after some time and having smashed the rock, Caveman looks around for the next object that he will use in his iron body training. hmmm, *whuts that green button* +1 to you. Not because you are correct in your assessment, but because you have started us on our path OUT of the cave. Teaching some communication skills to us primitives will be FUN to watch (like chimps at their first fire). A WISE man would be care-ful because with their new found skills of communication and language, Caveman can ACTUALLY write YOU into the menu. I welcome you to the fire, Wanna stay for dinner ?? Aaron Morris " Hey big guy, I have a chocolate bar here you want it? Now me and you could have one hell of a fight if you wanted to, I could buy you some clothes and teach you how to get girls after if you like? I think this could be a start of a good friendship" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 LMAO, touche' /nod ass-kickins' , clothes and gurls, OH MY ! I accept OOC: welcome , I am too new to be a concern, but I can *talk* a BLUE streak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldenape Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 Is he your fighter lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 No, I am just one of the other ones that you are laughing at,... I apologize for butting in, but I got caught up in your creativity, and my need to do something OTHER than smashing rocks, lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14046908045220.jpg Dominic "The Duke" Manucci " Just got off the phone with the CEO of Honor Tony Rossi and he booked a flight over to Helsinki to check out the place. Gotta say i am looking forward to busting up some of these Honor Fica's. I look at the champ here at Heavyweight and i am not impressed at all, whoever wins between the Fin and the Russian let's see if you got the balls to face a striker of my caliber." "The Duke is here for that belt and to prove BFC has the best fighters in the world so bring your A game sucka's." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassano Posted July 19, 2014 Report Share Posted July 19, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13987764382715.png Vincent "Mr. Canada" Tremblay "So I just got off the plane in Helsinki... and damn, it's cold here. I'm used to the beaches over in Rio, what the f'k is going on here. Where can I get a Krispy Kremes??" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldenape Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 No, I am just one of the other ones that you are laughing at,... I apologize for butting in, but I got caught up in your creativity, and my need to do something OTHER than smashing rocks, lmao Haha ok then, you got a fighter at 170?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Humphrey "The Honey Badger" Baker http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/26/26b25.jpg Are you ready? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Haha ok then, you got a fighter at 170?? http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15b10.jpgThomas "Tommie" Hawk (245644) at 170 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldenape Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 Aaron Morris: " So it is now official the barbarian take over starts. Honour is now our new home and I don't see a shared housing agreement working so to the fighters already here before us you can struggle all you want, you might even survive the fights but you will soon start to die out. I've seen a few of you creatures posses some skills and in time may become good sparring for us... Ohh and Newton don't think I will have forgotten you ;)" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted July 20, 2014 Report Share Posted July 20, 2014 soo, being NEW to the snow, have you ever been on a Snipe-hunt ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 Aaron Morris: " So it is now official the barbarian take over starts. Honour is now our new home and I don't see a shared housing agreement working so to the fighters already here before us you can struggle all you want, you might even survive the fights but you will soon start to die out. I've seen a few of you creatures posses some skills and in time may become good sparring for us... Ohh and Newton don't think I will have forgotten you ;)" Obviously still trying to get out of fighting Bruce Wayne (shake's head) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14046908045220.jpg Dominic "The Duke" Manucci " Just got off the phone with the CEO of Honor Tony Rossi and he booked a flight over to Helsinki to check out the place. Gotta say i am looking forward to busting up some of these Honor Fica's. I look at the champ here at Heavyweight and i am not impressed at all, whoever wins between the Fin and the Russian let's see if you got the balls to face a striker of my caliber." "The Duke is here for that belt and to prove BFC has the best fighters in the world so bring your A game sucka's." http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/25/25w10.jpg Arthur Curry "I'm the Barbarian champ and I want another title to throw over my other shoulder, Whoever wins the next Honour title fight gets to face me and get destroyed like all the others. Manucci get in line, Spillane is obviously the next guy to challenge for the title after I annihilate either Kellolinnake or Mihalev. You wanna fight me, then beat him. WHY NOT JUST DO AN ENTIRE CARD OF BARBARIAN VS HONOUR??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassano Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13987764382715.png Vincent "Mr. Canada" Tremblay "Barbarian vs. Honour sounds like a plan to me. Just want to get my hands on some new blood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 James Granger wants a belt back, any weight any time. Gold gets tapped nout first then I want a title shot. Bantam, feather, light or even welterweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sassano Posted July 21, 2014 Report Share Posted July 21, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13987764382715.png Vincent "Mr. Canada" Tremblay "Newton, Newton, where are you... Newton, Newton, Tremblay's coming for YOU." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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