Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 At this point I consider relationships like garage sales. They look pretty good from about 100 yards away, but then you realize that if no one else wants it, why the hell should you spend money on it? discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 At this point I consider relationships like garage sales. They look pretty good from about 100 yards away, but then you realize that if no one else wants it, why the hell should you spend money on it? discuss Relationships take work and I don't work for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 What prostitution still not allowed in every state? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 What prostitution still not allowed in every state? well here we just call em escorts, and they advertise in the back of the free papers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 well here we just call em escorts, and they advertise in the back of the free papers I heard craigslist is where it's at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunster Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 fuck um, chuck um Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 fuck um, chuck um If you're gonna do this you better have a team. And I mean a full roster with backups and a depth chart, all that shit. If you get tired of seein the same faces on your team, you need to release a few from the depth chart and try finding a few free agents. It's hard to keep a roster together. Some time there's controversy on who deserves that starting position, team captains, sometimes they don't like the fact they were on a team in a first place, well guess what you tell that bitch she can get with the program or get released faster then a snap of your fingers. How this type of thing works y'know. Before you get into this... so called "relationship" you need to lay down the law... This aint no democracy, this is a dicktatorship. If she has a hard time understanding this cut her from the team immedietly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 I love this mantalk. We should all grow a moustache and stop washing. And buy an axe and carry it around all day for whatever reason. And one of us should sacrifice himself to assasinate Hillary Clinton before it's too late. We should also try to save money for a Chuck Norris statue and somehow get Steven Seagal nominated for the oscar he always deserved. Examples of ways to improve ourselves: http://students.georgiasouthern.edu/greeklife/Chuck-Norris.jpg The right look. http://physicsgeek.mu.nu/archives/ManOfTheYear3.jpg Like Borrat always says always, look for women with strong legs. Plow experience is a plus. http://physicsgeek.mu.nu/archives/ManOfTheYear1.jpg If you can't afford a tractor than buy a horse. Also note that a cage of this size is big enough to transport more than 2 women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 haha but relationships are seriously hard work bit of a piss take really but i got leeds fest soon so whos to say it wont be easier to skip to 4th base ryt away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Truthfully, my ideal relationship is... I'm grown and I'm going to do whatever I want, when I want to and she'll just need to understand that.. and my girl can do the same, whenever she wants. If I don't like it enough it's over, if she don't like it she can leave whenever she wants to. Is this good for a long term relationship, na lol... too young for long term at this point in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 same so many of my friends seem to have hit a really possesive patch with their gf's n like there uber protective and in the end it just ruins it btw off topic i know but is this smiley a ninja??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 same so many of my friends seem to have hit a really possesive patch with their gf's n like there uber protective and in the end it just ruins it btw off topic i know but is this smiley a ninja??? Yeah a lot of people get like that it's pretty pointless. And if that's not a ninja it's a peeping tom looking at your kids through the window... and for the record, Chuck Norris is the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 i thought it might be a rainbow six stylr guy or a terrorist jw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 i thought it might be a rainbow six stylr guy or a terrorist jw oh lol I honestly have no clue what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 i thought it might be a rainbow six stylr guy or a terrorist jw You belong here mate: http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4562 It's the stonerthread made by our specialist for subjects like these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Truthfully, my ideal relationship is... I'm grown and I'm going to do whatever I want, when I want to and she'll just need to understand that.. and my girl can do the same, whenever she wants. If I don't like it enough it's over, if she don't like it she can leave whenever she wants to. Is this good for a long term relationship, na lol... too young for long term at this point in my life. you live with your parents right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 you live with your parents right? No... but I thought you would like this.. http://images.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/groups/1254/logo-1219430439.gif By the too young for long term, it means I'm too young to plan long term relationships. If they happened then good for me but not something I'm particularly lookin for at this point in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOG Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 WOW this thread has cracked me up to this point...... Relationships are tricky my friend! It takes LOT'S of work on both halfs, trust, respect, etc etc etc. My wife and I have been married 2 years next week and I can honestly say the first year was hell. Not because of us but more our situation and family sticking their nose places they shouldn't. But now we have our moments but it is 100% worth it. You just have to find that person that is worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 not something I'm particularly lookin for at this point in my life No what you are looking for is a donkey with a peanut sized brain and a short tail. Actually anything goes as long as it doesn't have too much intelligence and/or sense of self worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 No what you are looking for is a donkey with a peanut sized brain and a short tail. Actually anything goes as long as it doesn't have too much intelligence and/or sense of self worth. No I just have parties for middle schoolers and slip roofies in everybody's drink so I can have my choice of the litter at the end of the night. Their intelligence and self worth doesn't matter by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 i stopped dating a while ago.... i stopped fucking 3 weeks ago, this bitch gave me herpes then bounced off to texas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Trust, Honesty, Communication. Those are my foundations of a relationship, and it's how you keep one healthy. If you think about any relationship that ended badly, ask yourself if it came down to any of these three and it probably did. I'm at a point in my life where a relationship is the last thing that I want.. I work and train almost every hour of every day.. I barely have time to take care of myself let alone invest the time into a relationship. And I suspect that this is true of most guys even tho they might not admit it.. i've definitely had girls mind fuck me, and I've even had girls that have gotten close enough to hurt me and did... and the reality is that I'm probably a lot colder for it. But with all that said, when I hear doodes talkin shit about how they're single because they wanna do what they wanna do, when they wanna do it and dont wanna put up with some naggin chick crampin their style... that shit is a joke. There are a lot of good reasons to be single.. but are you serious? There's a difference with being a man and being 'the man'. When you're a man, you deserve a woman.. and when you find the right one then the time and effort you invest into that relationship will pay dividends for the rest of your life. When you're 'the man', you deserve a phone with a different escort service on the first 5 slots in your speed dial because no woman with any self respect and confidence in herself would put up with the bs that you've listed here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Pretty funny analogy. I also agree with a lot of what Wapttn has to say, a very wise man. When you're out of a relationship for a while, you kind of miss it--then you get in one and it's just like deja vu and you remember why you wanted to be single the last time. A lot of it's me--I always have a lot going on, and I can be pretty selfish with my free time. Sometimes it just feels like there's a monkey on your back, because when you finally have some time to yourself, you really don't because you are obligated to spend that time with your girl. Which is cool, there are plenty of times when you want to see her and do whatever--but then there's just times where it feels like a burden. I suppose I really despise labels. Maybe that's some sort of commitment -phobic bs, but definetely in the beginning I guess I give off a lot of uncertainty whether we're together or not so there's always that inevitable question two weeks in, "So are we together, or what are we?" At that point I'm always torn, because there's just no turning back at that point. I wish I could just say something like, "I think we're great as we are now" but that would never fly. In my opinion, when it starts to seem like work--I think there's something wrong compatability wise, and too many people settle and try and make it work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 meh too much work for me atm id rather have an easy relationship at my age than a seriously long term one theres only like 2 people i could have a long term thing with part of the reason y most of my mates have a gf n i dont lol but there always on and off splitting up n shit doesnt seem worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Trust, Honesty, Communication. Those are my foundations of a relationship, and it's how you keep one healthy. If you think about any relationship that ended badly, ask yourself if it came down to any of these three and it probably did. I'm at a point in my life where a relationship is the last thing that I want.. I work and train almost every hour of every day.. I barely have time to take care of myself let alone invest the time into a relationship. And I suspect that this is true of most guys even tho they might not admit it.. i've definitely had girls mind fuck me, and I've even had girls that have gotten close enough to hurt me and did... and the reality is that I'm probably a lot colder for it. But with all that said, when I hear doodes talkin shit about how they're single because they wanna do what they wanna do, when they wanna do it and dont wanna put up with some naggin chick crampin their style... that shit is a joke. There are a lot of good reasons to be single.. but are you serious? There's a difference with being a man and being 'the man'. When you're a man, you deserve a woman.. and when you find the right one then the time and effort you invest into that relationship will pay dividends for the rest of your life. When you're 'the man', you deserve a phone with a different escort service on the first 5 slots in your speed dial because no woman with any self respect and confidence in herself would put up with the bs that you've listed here I can definitely agree with that. See, you're right but if you quoting what I said was directed to me, then you read it wrong and you're mistaken. I never said that was WHY I was single. What I said, basically, was at this point in my life if I was going to be in a relationship a girl would have to understand that I'm going to do what I want, pretty much when I want to. She's just gonna need to have that mentality. In me saying that, I never said do WHO I want, when I want to. I'm not a liar, I'll tell a girl how it is, how I feel, what I'm doing (if I can). So when she calls or text me and I'm doing something I don't need 21 questions, a question or two is fine, I don't need "why'd you go to the mall with this person" "why this" and "why that" who are you with what are you doing blah blah. Half the time I can't say what I'm doing over the phone anyway, and if she was in a relationship with me she'd already know that. I'm a very easy going person and if I called her and she was at the mall with any of her friends I wouldn't give a fuck, if I was in a relationship I trust her enough where she can do what she does. She's grown she can do whatever she wants to, too. If I can trust her, she should trust me, if she can't she should leave me, simple. Cuz I'm not gonna put up with too much stressful shit. It's a pretty simple concept for success in a short term stressless relationship. Just some simple examples. I could go on, and on, and on... I'd rather not. Oh, and for everybody talking about "self respect" classless, no morals, blah whatever type of shit. Girls want to fuck just as bad as we do. Every girl can be a whore at some point, every girl would given a certain situation cheat on a guy. Vice versa. There is a very, very, very limited amount of people in this world that have too much "morals" not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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