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Jermaine "Razor" Wright

"Both got new managers now, lad. Get yourself a few more wins over good competition, push yourself up those rankings and i'll be happy to give you a spanking."

 

 

"The Ruthless" Brady Burns (248094)

 

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"Looking forward to the rematch in the near future then. My next opponent will give me all that juicy hype to make my claim with.

Good luck on your upcoming fight against Bartoo, you should mop the floor with him, then you shall see me. Best of luck, don't blow your chance for a rematch against me.."

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USFC Flashback: August 7, 2015, USFC 58 - Javier Martinez (9-3) defeats Chad Tyrell (13-2) by TKO. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif view



USFC 73 comes your way this Saturday night as the biggest rematch in light heavyweight history is finally here! It was just two months ago that Javier Martinez (9-3, 9 KO) entered the cage as the challenger in what was expected to be his farewell performance in a storied career. The first 205lb champion in the USFC's history asked to go out in style against the very best, reigning champion Chad "Phantom" Tyrell (13-2, 11 KO). Phantom was riding a 9 fight win streak and air of invincibility into the fight after capturing the Psycho Kids, Immortals, and USFC titles. As the fight opened, Martinez suffered an early cut from one of Tyrell's signature head kicks. Fans expected the end of Martinez's Hall Of Fame career to come at any moment. What ensued next shook up the MMA world as Martinez fought back with the vigor of his youth, taking Tyrell down and pounding him into defeat to become the only 3-time champion in the organization's history! The win helped catapult the Martin O camp into the Top Ten, while Camp Jursllla announced that it would be leaving Tycoon after the disappointing upset! The tabloids hammered Jursllla who claimed that the new rules in the ground game put his fighters at a disadvantage. But after taking a week to examine the loss, Tyrell talked Jursllla into reopening the gym and resumed training. After scoring a 22 second KO (Head Kick) in his comeback fight against Dan Ross (5-4), Tyrell was slated as the next in line for the title shot. On the other side of the bracket was Martinez making a title defense against the heavily favored Ragnar Sigurdsson (11-3) who had already knocked out Martinez in 48 seconds to begin the talk of retirement. Ragnar hoped to take out Martinez once again to set up a rematch with Tyrell and avenge a title loss suffered on July 4th. But, Martinez shocked the world one more time by splitting Sigurdsson early then targeting the cut until the doctor was forced to step in and end the fight. It was a monumental upset that paved the way for Ragnar's departure from the USFC while setting up another championship fight for the ages... Tyrell vs Martinez 2! MMA fans are thrilled with the rematch as Tyrell still looks to be heavily favored on paper, but incredible upsets have come to be expected of Martinez. The tension is thick as we're less than 24 hours away! Will it be Tyrell who takes the belt back to Camp Jursllla or will champion Javier Martinez keep Camp O atop the USFC's glamour division? Tune in tomorrow night to watch the drama unfold live as the top light heavyweights in the 250 ID range meet center cage to determine the undisputed best!


More big fights lead into the championship as "The Ruthless" Brady Burns (5-1, 4 KO) looks to continue his winning streak that includes a unanimous decision over current middleweight champion Jermaine "Razor" Wright (9-3). He'll have his work cut out for him as he goes up against Cu Chulainn (6-4, 5 KO) out of the camp of John Mallon. Look for a spectacular finish to bring the crowd into a frenzy as two knockout specialists go toe to toe in the co-main event! Big Zeek pits his newest heavyweight sensation Darius Miller (3-1, 3 KO) against Hall Of Famer The Chimaera (7-2-1, 6 KO) in another Knockout Of The Night favorite! With only one of their combined 14 fights going the distance, neither fighter will look to leave it in the hands of the judges! Jussi "Mutant" Hempele (7-5) comes in under new management to battle Pate "Crazy Eyes" Perhana (10-2) who makes his first appearance in the USFC octagon. Both fighters look to make a fresh start after tough losses and climb one step closer towards another shot at gold. The main card kicks off with Bernie Kosar (5-4) and fan favorite Thomas "Spear of Rage" Campion (7-3) each looking to make it 3 straight in the win column. Both can get the victory by KO or submission with 18 of their 19 combined fights ending early! Look for the main card to begin with a finish as two veterans get the crowd primed for the night's featured fights!


The prelims showcase explosive match ups as Sergiu "Hades" Petrescu (5-2) and Psycho "Love Muscle" Russell (6-3) battle in the headliner! Brutus Kowalski (3-2) faces Dan Ross (5-4) in a match up between two fighters that have never been the distance. Big man Butch Hoffman (3-2) looks to rebound from two straight losses while Jacek Kaminski (3-1) goes for a 4th straight KO in his USFC debut. "Mister" Euphegen Doubdtfire (2-2-1) represents the camp of Aylib 2.0 against grinder Alex "The Outlaw" Morrow (9-5) who comes in under the new management of A Thoupz after being cut by Agent Dee. The night kicks off with Reggie "Major" Young (2-2) seeking his first win in the USFC when he faces legend and former title challenger Kenneth Keats (6-8) in a fight that looks to end in brutal fashion!


It's another stacked card brought to you by Big Bear Amsterdam 160Q and the USFC! Come watch a night of violent knockouts as 20 of the world's most dangerous fighters lay it all on the line for the New York fans! The action begins Saturday at 6pm, live form the Liberty Dome! USFC 73... see ya' cageside!

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Tyrell working Martinez over with strikes here.
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Martinez tries to improve his position but Tyrell has taken his back! Tyrell has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Martinez tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Tyrell pushes Martinez away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

 

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"The Ruthless" Brady Burns (248094)

 

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"Looking forward to the rematch in the near future then. My next opponent will give me all that juicy hype to make my claim with.

Good luck on your upcoming fight against Bartoo, you should mop the floor with him, then you shall see me. Best of luck, don't blow your chance for a rematch against me.."

 

 

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Jermaine "Razor" Wright

"Tough luck kid. You shouldn't of looked past your next opponent. To the back of the line you go."

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Chad "Phantom" Tyrell (14-2) lands a flying knee to the head of Javier Martinez (9-4) in Round 1. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg view



Chad "Phantom" Tyrell (14-2) came into USFC 73 looking slim and fit as he dismantled Javier Martinez (9-4) to recapture the light heavyweight crown! Martinez came to brawl, landing a good exchange and powerful body shot to open the fight. Tyrell answered with a beautiful flying knee to rock Martinez who then decided to take the fight to the mat where he defeated Tyrell in their first encounter. Tyrell was more than ready this time as he easily reversed position and gave Martinez a taste of his own medicine with some effective ground and pound. After another quick takedown by Martinez to start Round 2, Tyrell overpowered his opponent with a body lock and reversed the position once again. Martinez flailed away with hammerfists from the bottom looking to be in big trouble with Tyrell on top of him. As Martinez turned to escape the mount, Tyrell set the hooks and slipped an arm under the chin to force the tap. It was an electrifying moment as Tyrell celebrated the first submission win of his career to go along with 11 KO finishes! Tyrell picks up the Submission Of The Night Award and looks to be more dominant than ever after a complete and well-rounded performance to close out USFC 73!


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Tyrell working Martinez over with strikes here.

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Martinez tries to improve his position but Tyrell has taken his back! Tyrell has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Martinez tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Tyrell pushes Martinez away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

 

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Bit childish, first time you've beat one of my fighters in X amount of tries. Good win but lets be honest, there is a huge gulf in skills between the two fighters.

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Mike mate, pot and kettle and glass houses, you rage quit not so long ago, cried all over the forum, fell out with your alliance and basically humiliated yourself.

 

Your response to a pretty fair point about the ability of the former champ is surprising as his wins over Ragnar and Tyrell shouldn't have happened.

 

Being classy in victory and defeat is cool, role play smack is cool, gloating isn't cool and just raises those questions about your character again.

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Mike mate, pot and kettle and glass houses, you rage quit not so long ago, cried all over the forum, fell out with your alliance and basically humiliated yourself.

 

Your response to a pretty fair point about the ability of the former champ is surprising as his wins over Ragnar and Tyrell shouldn't have happened.

 

Being classy in victory and defeat is cool, role play smack is cool, gloating isn't cool and just raises those questions about your character again.

bla bla who are you?

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5 Minutes with Justin Ass

 

 

On today’s show we sit down with a “good ol’ boy from West Virginia, Duane Perry as Justin asks the questions and gets an earful from a very outspoken individual .

 

So lets get on with the show, everyone here he is the one and only Justin Ass.

Thank you Eugene, good evening everyone as Eugene said we will sit down with Duane Perry and here what he has to say. I tell you this is going to be an interview I will remember for a long time. So lets bring him out please welcome to the show Duane Perry. Your 5 Minutes starts now.

 

Thank you for being here today. Tell us who is Duane Perry?

 

Duane Perry is a man on a mission. I feel like baby Jesus created the greatest fighter of all time to lead his favorite country, Merika, back to glory. We all know baby Jesus wants more guns, lower taxes and legal gambling. If you don’t like it then GTFO! If I have to offend some commies, foreigners or baby killers while I do it, well that’s just part of the fun.

 

I think Some is an understatement Next question

 

 

How do you like it here in the USFC?

 

USFC is a symptom of the disease that is racking my beloved Merika. How can an organization besmirch the name of this great country and have only one native champion? I'm here to change that. I’ve sent one illegal home packing with a broke jaw and hurt feelings. I'll just have to keep doing that until I re-assert Merika's god given dominance over the rest of the world. The rest of the world sucks by the way

 

Ahhhhhh. So you like it?? Next question

 

 

What do you like to do in your spare time?

 

MMA is my spare time hobby. My true passions are preaching the gospel and bilking poor hillbillies out of their welfare checks with my slot machines and ample supply of Mountain Dew.

 

And to think some people like to waste time knitting. Next question

 

Your upcoming fight with Aldo Vurny How do you see that fight playing out?

 

Vurney is a creep. Look at that pathetic wannabe Freddie Mercury mustache. He's an Arab so he holds hands with other men, a sin, and he don’t use toilet paper. I expect him to try and hug and lay on me, do whatever is necessary to avoid a fight with me. I've been training with my hero Tank Abbot, this chump has no chance

 

Yeah I heard Tank was a hugger. Next question

 

What’s your Ideal woman?

 

Ha! Easy one. Barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen making biscuits and gravy. Sometimes I go for older women, then I like ones with power and looks. Sarah Palin, Janet Reno and Margaret Thatcher are all pretty hot.

 

I bet you gotta beat em off with a stick don’t ya

 

Any last words you would like to share with us?

 

No. I just want all the noobs and fan boys to STFU and GTFO! LMAO!

 

WTF,OMG R U 4 Real,

 

Mr. Perry I thank you so much for joining us today Good luck on your quest and on your up coming fight. There you have it Merika… oh shit 5 minutes with this guy and I am already talking like him. Well see you next time and remember I’m Justin Ass and your not

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USFC Flashback: April 25, 2015, USFC 32 - Cornelius Carr (8-3) defeats Mathew Ridgeway (12-2) by unanimous decison. view



We're just hours away from USFC 74 as Hall Of Famer Cornelius Carr (8-3) defends his welterweight belt against "Old Iron Tits" Mathew Ridgeway! The two met back in April at USFC 32 where they traded blows for an entire 3 rounds! After splitting the first two, Carr pulled away in Round 3, but Ridgeway began to turn it back on just before the final horn! This time its 5 Rounds for the title as the top two 170 pounders in the world collide one more time! Fans are expecting a Fight Of The Year candidate as these two are likely to stand in the pocket and bang it out for the full 5! Tune it tonight at 6pm to catch all of the action as Wednesday Night Fights comes to you live from the Liberty Dome in New York! Best of luck to all 20 warriors going into battle this evening and, as always, we'll see ya' cageside!


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Jermaine "Razor" Wright

"Tough luck kid. You shouldn't of looked past your next opponent. To the back of the line you go."

"The Ruthless" Brady Burns (248094)

 

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"Back of the line isn't that far from the front my friend. I still beat you when we fought, that won't change.

Don't worry, only way to beat me is to take me down, no one in the world can trade hands with me.

Once my ground game improves I'll get revenge on him, and come knock you out again.

I have your number and everyone knows it."

 

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USFC middleweight champion Jermaine Wright (9-3) & featherweight champion Neymar Junior (13-2).



The champions took the spotlight last night at the USFC pressor as Halloween Fight Week is finally here! Three monster cards come your way this week featuring the scariest fights of all time! The action kicks off Wednesday night at USFC 75 as Jermaine "Razor" Wright (9-3 MMA, 4-0 USFC)) defends his middleweight title against Oscar Bartoo (8-1 MMA, 3-1 USFC)! Razor has been on a terror since signing with the USFC defeating three former champions en route to becoming the most feared middleweight in the USFC! After switching to the camp of Michael Wolf, Razor has evolved to an elite level with two straight title victories, both earning Fight Of The Night honors! Razor's diverse and flashy attack coupled with constant pressure leaves opponents nowhere to hide as the champ pours it on from start to finish! Look Bartoo to meet Razor center cage as the challenger seeks another highlight reel finish! Under the management Kniges., Bartoo has risen to the top of the USFC rankings with three straight knockouts, including a brutal first round Knockout Of The Night performance over the #1 contender in his last outing! The fans can't wait for this one as USFC 75 promises to climax with a dramatic finish!



The drama continues Friday night at USFC 76 as the long awaited rematch between "Your Uncle" Michael Van Roost (10-6 MMA, 3-2 USFC) and Mr Universe (13-2 MMA, 4-1 USFC) finally goes down! The two met in their USFC debuts back in May battling to a Fight Of The Night classic in the bloddiest fight in USFC history! After splitting each other early in Round 1, the warriors traded elbows back and forth until Van Roost's gash forced a doctor stoppage late in Round 3. Van Roost called for an immediate rematch but was told that he would have to fight his way back into contention. Van Roost answered with three consecutive victories as Universe rose to the #1 contender spot with three more victories of his own. Universe looked poised for the title but suffered a devastating KO to Bartoo in the title eliminator. Van Roost then suffered a decision loss just days later leaving both fighters ready to make new starts towards the top. After months of talk, after weeks of training, Bloodbath 2 finally arrives just in time for Halloween! If you like elbows, blood, and all out action, then tune in for Friday Night Frights as USFC 76 looks to hold a very scary ending!


The USFC closes out it's Oktoberfest with USFC 77 featuring the greatest 250+ ID fighter on the planet today, undisputed featherweight champion Neymar Junior (13-2 MMA, 11-0 USFC)! Neymar's story is well known as the Brazilian fighter became the first 145lb champ in the organization's history on New Year's Day and has since shut down all comers in dominating fashion! Junior goes down in history as the USFC's first Hall Of Fame inductee and currently holds USFC records for most fights (11), most wins (11), most knockouts (10), most title fights (10), most title defenses (9), and has picked up 4 KOTN awards along the way! The P4P king will face the most frightening challenge of his career this Halloween night as Keef Hash (5-1 MMA, 1-0 USFC) will await him in the cage! Fans have been buzzing about Hash's arrival in the USFC as his skills are well known among the inner circles of the MMA world. After opening his career with two straight KOTN performances in Gamasi, Hash added another victory over a tough opponent in Immortals. Hash then signed with LFC where he submitted the former champion before suffering the only loss of his career to the current LFC champ, a 237+ ID fighter. Hash rebounded in his USFC debut with a quick KO over the former CFC featherweight champion, setting up a showdown with Neymar. Don't look for Hash to intimidated in the first title fight of his career as taking on champions is what he does best! But, when Neymar shaves his head and the mohawk appears from inside the tunnel on Fight Night, a different kind of monster is coming into the cage! Will Hash be the first to take down the beast or will Neymar add a 13th victim to his name? Tune in for the grand finale this Saturday night as USFC 77 brings a few new tricks and lots of treats! It's a Halloween week triple header brought to you by Big Bear Amsterdam 160Q and the USFC! See ya' cageside!

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5 Minutes with Justin Ass

 

MMA fans it is that time once again to bring you the show that is often imitated, never duplicated, It’s time for 5 minutes with Justin Ass. On this weeks show Justin will talk to Chad "Phantom" Tyrell about his first title defense, Snack cakes and the USFC, Ladies and Gentlemen please give it up for the one and only Justin Ass.

 

Thank you guys and welcome to the show I’m so glad you could join us today. First I want to give a big shout out to my main man Cliff Anderson and wish him luck on his fight tonight, this is going to be his last fight as Cliff has decided to retire from the sport he loves so much. Best of luck to you Cliff I’m sure we will be seeing you in some other roll here in the USFC. Ok it’s time to bring out our guest for the evening and put him in the hot seat. Would you all please welcome the new light heavyweight champion! Chad "Phantom" Tyrell

 

 

Q Congratulations on your win and becoming the new light heavyweight champion! Submission in the second round, you must have been pleased with that result?

 

Yes very pleased, I am Maui Thai fighter with good elbows and kicks. For 15 games I have done standing fights. The fight against Martinez was the time to display some of my other skills. Last fight against Martinez I was pressed to ground by GNP, so tactic this time was an early transitions and take the initiative on the ground.
Let that be a lesson to you up and comers out there don’t use the same strategy twice. Next Question

 

 

Q You've fought in many different promotions, but what's it like to fight in the USFC?

 

I and my manager have been unlucky, Psycho kids and Immortals both closed when we won the title belts. I feel that USFC owner David Morrison done a very good job developing the organization long term and is very passionate for his org. My opponents Sigurdsson, Martinez and Ross all been very skilled and it’s been a challenge to get the champ belt around the waist.

 

Note to self…send Morrison that rabbits foot you found. Next question

 

 

Q. Zinger or Twinkie?

 

None, I prefer a healthy protein bar.

 

I didn’t ask you what you prefer, the answer is zinger. Next question

 

 

Q Your next fight is with Miro Bang, How are you going to fight him?

 

I will take him down and GNP him until he submitted or TKO´d. He’s a fancy BJJ submission artist; I don’t think he will like to get elbows and punches in the face on the ground.

 

Yep some people they have a problem with getting hit in the face. Next question

 

 

Q. If they made a movie about your life, who would you want to play your role?

 

Sylvester Stallone, from Rocky IV, when he makes the comeback against the angry Igor (Martinez).

 

 

Good old Rocky Balboa, from Speed bag to Colostomy bag. Last Question

 

 

 

Q. That’s all I have for you man. Anything you wanna close with?

 

Looking forward 2016 and fight for USFC and develop as a fighter. To win the champ title is not the end goal for me. I want to continue developing to reach my maximum potential.

 

 

Well thank you Champ for stopping by it was a true pleasure. We wish you the best on your title defense. And for the rest of you thank you for tuning in this week to the best 5 minutes you will ever spend, and remember I am Justin Ass and your not

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