man5616 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 but nahhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man5616 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 BURN OUT COMP!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 On the spews mate? Â I thought you'd be a teddy boy. Cans of course: Â http://www.festivalcitywines.com.au/assets/full/27654.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man5616 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I am tall and I am thinOf an enviable hightAnd I've been known to be quite handsomeIn a certain angle and in certain lightWell I entered into O'Malley'sSaid, "O'Malley I have a thirst"O'Malley merely smiled at meSaid "You wouldn't be the first"I knocked on the bar and pointedTo a bottle on the shelfAnd as O'Malley poured me out a drinkI sniffed and crossed myselfMy hand decided that the time was nighAnd for a moment it slipped from viewAnd when it returned, it fairly burnedWith confidence anewWell the thunder from my steely fistMade all the glasses jangleWhen I shot him, I was so handsomeIt was the light, it was the angleHuh! Hmmmmmm"Neighbours!" I cried, "Friends!" I screamedI banged my fist upon the bar"I bear no grudge against you!"And my dick felt long and hard"I am the man for which no God waitsBut for which the whole world yearnsI'm marked by darkness and by bloodAnd one thousand powder-burns"Well, you know those fish with the swollen lipsThat clean the ocean floorWhen I looked at poor O'Malley's wifeThat's exactly what I sawI jammed the barrel under her chinAnd her face looked raw and viciousHer head it landed in the sinkWith all the dirty dishesHer little daughter SiobhanPulled beers from dusk till downAnd amongst the townfolk she was a bit of a jokeBut she pulled the best beer in townI swooped magnificent upon herAs she sat shivering in her griefLike the Madonna painted on the church-house wallIn whale's blood and banana leafHer throat it crumbled in my fistAnd I spun heroically aroundTo see Caffrey rising from his seatI shot that mother fucker downMmmmmmmmmm Yeah Yeah Yeah"I have no free will", I sangAs I flew about the murderMrs. Richard Holmes, she screamedYou really should have heard herI sang and I laughed, I howled and I weptI panted like a pupI blew a hole in Mrs. Richard HolmesAnd her husband stupidly stood upAs he screamed, "You are an evil man"And I paused a while to wonder"If I have no free will then how can IBe morally culpable, I wonder"I shot Richard Holmes in the stomachAnd gingerly he sat downAnd he whispered weirdly, "No offense"And then lay upon the ground"None taken", I replied to himTo which he gave a little coughWith blazing wings I neatly aimedAnd blew his head completely offI've lived in this town for thirty yearsAnd to no-one I am a strangerAnd I put new bullets in my gunChamber upon chamberAnd I turned my gun on the bird-like Mr. BrookesI thought of Saint Francis and his sparrowsAnd as I shot down the youthful RichardsonIt was St. Sebastian I thought of, and his arrowsHhhhhhhhhh MmmmmmmmmmmmI said, "I want to introduce myselfAnd I am glad that all you came"And I leapt upon the barAnd shouted out my nameWell Jerry Bellows, he hugged his stoolClosed his eyes and shrugged and laughedAnd with an ashtray as big as a fucking really big brickI split his head in halfHis blood spilled across the barLike a steaming scarlet brookAnd I knelt at it's edge on the counterWiped the tears away and lookedWell, the light in there was blindingFull of God and ghosts of truthI smiled at Henry DavenportWho made an attempt to moveWell, from the position I was standingThe strangest thing I ever sawThe bullet entered through the top of his chestAnd blew his bowels out on the floorWell I floated down the counterShowing no remorseI shot a hole in Kathleen CarpenterRecently divorcedBut remorse i felt and remorse I hadIt clung to every thingFrom the raven's hair upon my headTo the feathers on my wingsRemorse sqeezed my hand in it's fradulent clawWith it's golden hairless chestAnd I glided through the bodiesAnd killed the fat man Vincent WestWho sat quietly in his chairA man become a childAnd I raised the gun up to his headExecutioner-styleHe made no attempt to resistSo fat and dull and lazy"Did you know I lived in your street?" I saidAnd he looked at me as though I were crazy"O", he said, "I had no idea"And he grew as quiet as a mouseAnd the roar of the pistol when it went offNear blew that hat right off the houseHmmmmmm Uh UhWell, I caught my eye in the mirrorAnd gave it a long and loving inspection"There stands some kind of man", I roaredAnd there did, in the reflectionMy hair combed back like a raven's wingMy muscles hard and tightAnd curling from the business end of my gunWas a query-mark of corditeWell I spun to the left, I spun to the rightAnd I spun to the left again"Fear me! Fear me! Fear me!"But no one did cause they were deadHuh! HmmmmmmmmmAnd then there were the police sirens wailingAnd a bull-horn squelched and blared"Drop your weapons and come outWith your hands held in the air"Well, I checked the chamber of my gunSaw I had one final bullet leftMy hand, it looked almost humanAs I raised it to my head"Drop your weapon and come out!Keep your hands above your head!"I had one one long hard think about dyingAnd did exactly what they saidThere must have been fifty cops out thereIn a circle around O'Malley's bar"Don't shoot", I cried, "I'm a man unarmed!"So they put me in their carAnd they sped me away from that terrible sceneAnd I glanced out of the windowSaw O'Malley's bar, saw the cops and the carsAnd I started counting on my fingersAaaaaah One Aaaaaah Two Aaaaaah Three Aaaaaaah FourO'Malley's bar O'Malley's bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Oh my God, oh my God! He's shot him in the motherfucking head! Look at that woman! She's six foot six! Oh my God, she's six foot fucking six! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
man5616 Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 And I've been known to be quite handsomeIn a certain angle and in certain light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Well I entered into O'Malley'sSaid, "O'Malley I have a thirst"O'Malley he stared right through me And served some other fellow firstI knocked on the bar and pointedTo a bottle on the shelfWell O'Malley walked past and scratched his arse And I twitched and crossed myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwang Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Belhaven Best and Deuchars IPA I am really enjoying these days. Â You want pictures? Â http://i58.tinypic.com/evc5zl.jpg http://i61.tinypic.com/r8w5rp.jpg mmm mmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeTravel0 Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 I don't drink, never been drunk in my life and I'm 21 in the North of England lmao. (The real north, not Manchester or Liverpool!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPowell1990 Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 hmmm would be too ashamed with all of the beer consieurs in this thread lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 any of these is good : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Trappist_Beer_2013-08-31.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingEpicity Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Most American beer is horrible and watered down piss so I only drink one of the popular stuff:  Ironically it's America's oldest brewery which proves it has gone down hill from there. Samuel Adams gets a pass from me though too.  http://www.portchesterbeer.com/product_images/k/919/yuengling-traditional-lager__78045_zoom.JPG  Now onto the good shit.  Dogfish head all the way!  http://www.verbalplusvisual.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/DogfishHead60web.jpg  http://brewpublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Widmer-Hefeweizen.jpg    of course the true drink of men is...  http://i.luxury-insider.com/uploads/features/2011/09/review-johnnie-walker-blue-label-1.jpg Neat, no ice... Especially with an expensive bottle like that. I almost always settle for Red label though as I can't afford the good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceTempleton Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 any of these is good : http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Trappist_Beer_2013-08-31.jpg  Good taste you have! I have been to most of these monasteries. Imo the best by far though is Westvleteren.  http://www.porchdrinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/west12.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 http://static.grindtv.com/images/1/00/14/10/79/141079.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbodave222 Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015  Good taste you have! I have been to most of these monasteries. Imo the best by far though is Westvleteren.  http://www.porchdrinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/west12.jpeg  very hard for most people to get these beers, even in belgium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Explains why the Germans keep coming through. Gotta be quick and with numbers to get your hand on a few bottles. Â I just got a 6-pack of these from a co-worker, Phoenix from Mauritius. I haven't tried them yet, probably Saturday. Â http://nablizo.com/mauritius/images/IMG_9765.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verbalkint Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Tried two czech beers yesterday, but forgot the name of the yummy dark one. This is the other one, a pilsener which is my go-to-beer-style. Fine balance between bitterness and (a honey-like) sweetness, overall a bit too bread-y for my taste. A fine beer though, but nothing to remember. The czechs keep me a fan though, of course i am all about german beer but got much respect for czech and belgian brewery. Â http://www.bohemiabeer.eu/788-thickbox_default/cerna-hora-lezak-20-x-05-l-lahvove.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 To be honest I've not tasted many bad beers in my travels around Europe. Only one that cames into my mind right now is Norrlands Guld in Sweden which is absolute piss. Anyways ... Germany, Czech, Belgium ofcourse are all known for their many amazing beers but I'd encourage to order a local beer everywhere you go in EU really. Â If I had to say what is my fave beer I'd prolly say Hoegaarden (right now). =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Â very hard for most people to get these beers, even in belgium indeed, I'm in Holland and we get some of them(trappisten bieren) in normal supermarkets here but that one even on my belgium trips I have seemed to miss. But there are so many just in Belgium! Â The Rochefort 10 is absolute heaven as well. but then again, I have not tried Westvleteren. Â I also like to try the local brews most of the time. They're unique and they're everywhere on these parts of europe. Even Dutch people don't know there breweries(plural) in Rotterdam(That's where I live). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 indeed, I'm in Holland and we get some of them(trappisten bieren) in normal supermarkets here but that one even on my belgium trips I have seemed to miss. But there are so many just in Belgium! Â The Rochefort 10 is absolute heaven as well. but then again, I have not tried Westvleteren. Â I also like to try the local brews most of the time. They're unique and they're everywhere on these parts of europe. Even Dutch people don't know there are breweries(plural) in Rotterdam(That's where I live). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceTempleton Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Rotterdam? Ah! Go PSV! Haha, jk. I work for a dutch company so I'm over there twice a year and I stay in Eindhoven where my good friend has season tickets. Anyway, yeah whenever I go over we take a drive to the westvleteren monastery for a 12 pack. So worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Couple of (dozen) these tonight. They're around Oz but out of Byron for any of you (rich) surfing hippies. Â http://www.good-ale-guide.com/images/Stone-and-wood.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegroovemonkey Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 http://beerimages.pintley.com/8633/leineBigButt_large.png  Big Butt isn't the greatest doppel in the world by any stretch. It's a bit light but it has good flavor and they brought it back after being gone for about 8 years. It used to be their winter seasonal but was replaced with a few different versions of garbage juice. It's been great to reunite with an old friend! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCRaven Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Â it's a Raspberry Lager from Louisiana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Those are three words I did not expect to go together. Â I am not drinking beer right now. I had 2 wrinkly, overripe mangos in the fridge and a lime and some raspberries... and of course a bottle of rum, triple-sec and kahlua. So I did what any sane person would do. Â Raspberry and mango frozen daiquiris/frappe. Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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