Bravado Productions - Official Smack Talk Thread

July 23, 2016

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One day to go before Phil Cerrone takes on Alistair Sangster in what's been dubbed in the media as "the worst fight in MMA history." Cerrone has admitted his antics earlier in the week are his way of handling pre-fight nerves, the usually confident boxer ended up visiting fortune teller Mystic Meg looking for some assurance. 'The King' refuses to reveal what exactly his future holds but he does seem back to his up-beat self.

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July 23, 2016

BraVado

Productions

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Bravado 2: Refuse to Accede is an upcoming mixed martial arts event to be held by Bravado Productions, in conjunction with Hoarseplay Writing Productions and the Vendetta Alliance. This event will take place on July 24, 2016 at The Underground arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Light-heavyweight Mikedmondson Edmondson versus Jam Suckletooth

Super-heavyweight Bipolar Opposite versus Calvin Jones

Super-heavyweight Jerome Bland versus Jimmy Valmer

Heavyweight Teofilo Stevenson versus Rancho Wildslap

Welterweight Mirko Pezzulla versus Silvan Wiltord

Light-heavyweight Darius Miles versus Brandon Stark

Heavyweight Sergio Paulsen versus Capso Hapso

Welterweight Timur Pugin versus Oprah Winfrey

Welterweight Phil Cerrone versus Alistair Sangster

Heavyweight Tlhogi John versus Ernie Balagtas

Official Preview

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[Preliminary Bouts - Untelevised]

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(Heavyweight Division) Tlhogi John (0-0) versus Ernie Balagtas (0-1)

(Preview)

Our first fight of the night is going to be a preliminary bout between Tlhogi John and Ernie Balagtas. Tlhogi John is a former English kick boxer that has long since moved to Las Vegas before becoming affiliated with mixed martial arts. Meanwhile, Ernie Balagtas is actually a lifelong Las Vegas citizen and resident tough guy. He made his debut in the QFC 647 Tournament, where he fought against heavyweight Donny Beltzer, losing a split decision in the process.

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(Welterweight Division) Phil Cerrone (0-1) versus Alistair Sangster (2-3)

(Preview)

Our second preliminary bout will showcase virtual newcomer Phil Cerrone as he takes on the vastly more experienced Alistair Sangster.

When it comes to mixed martial arts bouts, you will see plenty of fighters that opt to spend most of their youth training and preparing, only fighting once or twice before officially making their debut. This is the case for Phil Cerrone, who has fought only one time in the sport of MMA, suffering a first round TKO loss to Doug Funnie in the StrikeForce Union promotion. Despite this setback, Phil Cerrone is the wild card of the welterweight division; his limited recognition does little to acknowledge his tremendous skill set, which he will be looking to employ in this true pro debut.

Meanwhile, the opposite couldn't be more true for Alistair Sangster; he made his MMA debut in the regional circuit back in Scotland. A reformed street fighter, Alistair became absolutely obsessed with boxing, which has become his mainstay during his tenure as a mixed martial artist.

After an unsuccessful run in the regional circuit, Alistair signed with the GAMMA Stomp-a-thon, knocking out Carl Laminski in the opening round. During his next three bouts, he would face defeat at the hands of the same man on two occasions; that man was Jon Snitch, an active Bravado combatant. Although Alistair won a bout in-between these defeats, revenge is one of the biggest driving factors in the heart and mind of Alistair Sangster. In order to prove that he is back at that level, he will need to get through Phil Cerrone.

[undercard Bouts]

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(Welterweight Division) Timur Pugin (0-0) versus Oprah Winfrey (1-0)

As we advance up the card, we will see MMA newcomer and former boxing prospect Timur Pugin as he takes on the oddly named Muay Thai standout Oprah Winfrey.

Timur Pugin comes from a reputable fight camp, which has deemed Pugin to be one of the next great stars in the MMA world. Originally from St Petersburg, Russia, Timur knows what it means to suffer through hard times, and he will be looking to deliver a lesson on it against Oprah. Man, that felt weird to type.

Oprah Winfrey, despite the name, is a dangerous former Muay Thai fighter that has become a hot prospect in mixed martial arts. Although he trains in the less than favorable conditions of the Cozad academy, Oprah has found great success in his pro debut, where he knocked out Archie Wappner late in the fight via knees in the clinch.

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(Heavyweight Division) Sergio Paulsen (0-0) versus Capso Hapso (1-0)

Sergio Paulsen is a virtually unknown newcomer to the sport of mixed martial arts. Reportedly of a Muay Thai background, Sergio is a regular down at the Midnight MMA gym in New York, New York.

Capso Hapso a well rounded, albeit still very green mixed martial arts fighter from Denmark. Capso comes from a boxing background, but is reportedly very talented in all aspects of MMA action.

Capso made his MMA debut in the regional circuit, stopping Carlos Guzman in just seventeen seconds, earning himself an invite to the elite Hermanns Gym in Amsterdam.

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(Light-heavyweight Division) Darius Miles (2-0) versus Brandon Stark (1-0)

Darius Miles is an American kick boxer from the mean streets of Compton, California; you might say that Darius is straight outt- never mind. Darius is an accomplished kick boxer, having displayed brutal power and a great chin during his short tenure there. The allure of quick glory and an easy pay day brought Darius into the world of mixed martial arts.

Darius made his MMA debut in the ill fated Sovereignty promotion, knocking out Boyd Greene midway through the opening round. Next, Darius faced off against Joeseph Youro at the wildly popular Night of Champions event; Darius would go on to defeated the highly touted Youro via twenty second knockout.

Fighting out of the highly prestigious Blackthorn training camp, Brandon Stark is a protege of Ryan Epicity, former owner of the hugely popular Epicity Productions.

Due to his lengthy career as a folk style wrestler, Brandon comes into this fight with a wealth of relevant experience in athletic competition. Having competed at the highest level in grappling arts for the majority of his youth, you would expect that Brandon Stark would be a one dimensional wrestler- but you would be mistaken.

Brandon Stark made his mixed martial arts debut at Trinity's card titled “T108”, where he faced off against Coyote Stark, another wrestling stylist. Brandon Stark, who had been training mixed martial arts exclusively for some time, threw nothing but punches to the face of Coyote, not attempting any takedowns... or anything else for that matter.

Ignoring the rumors that Brandon and Coyote were somehow related, or had had a prior relationship, and had agreed to keep the fight standing, Brandon was the overwhelmingly dominant one, landing forty-six punches across three rounds, and hurting Coyote multiple times.

Up Next: Bravado 2 - Main Card Preview

July 24, 2016

[Main Card]

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(Welterweight Division) Mirko Pezzulla (4-2) versus Silvan Wiltord (3-1)

Mirko Pezzula is a notorious Italian kick boxer, known for his technical prowess in the cage. After moving to Helsinki at a young age, Mirko has been a longtime member of the Holding Cell training center and a proud representative of Finnish mixed martial arts.

Mirko made his MMA debut on the regional scene, knocking out Kabanos Swojski in the opening round. The flashy display caught the attention of the fans- and, more importantly, it caught the interest of the Japanese based Pulse FC promotion, who signed Mirko to an exclusive contract.

Mirko Pezzula broke out onto the scene at PFC 12, stopping Von Magnaron with a first round head kick that was reminiscent of his pro debut victory. Although he was stopped in his next bout, where he was overwhelmed by Cian O'Neil, Mirko quickly returned to glory in a rematch with Von Magnaron. This time, the fight would go the distance, but Mirko would remain supreme.

Pezzula was scheduled to face Ryuji Harada at Pulse 22, but Harada failed to make weight, and the fight was eventually cancelled altogether. Instead, Pezzula faced Ikkaku Madarame at Pulse 26, winning via unanimous decision.

In his most recent appearance, Mirko Pezzula faced Yonglong Li at Pulse 28, losing via unanimous decision.

In the wide world of amateur wrestling, it's never a secret who the hot prospects are; when an athlete truly shines above the pack, he tends to make waves that the entire community is aware of. This is how I first came to be aware of Silvan Wiltord. Born and raised in Nice, France, Silvan was an Olympic alternate, proudly wearing the French colors while anticipating his opportunity to compete for the gold. However, for this alternate, that time would never come, and Silvan would soon find himself searching for an alternative path to glory.

Silvan Wiltord had been interested in the sport of mixed martial arts since the early days, when he first saw Ken Shamrock and Don Frye compete on VHS tapes. Having settled down somewhat since his Olympic days, Silvan decided to try his hand at Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. He had seen the power of submissions on tape, and now he wanted to experience it first hand.

Silvan moved to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to find the best training possible, and he soon found himself in the Soul Supremacy Rio gym. After earning his blue belt in BJJ, Silvan wanted to try his hand at mixed martial arts, to see if he had what it took to compete.

Silvan Wiltord made his MMA debut in a small town Vale Tudo show. After dominating the opening round with his wrestling, Silvan caught his opponent, Thaddeus Silva, with a second round Anaconda Choke to force the tap. When he was approached by the Primal Combat promotion, Silvan readily accepted the challenge.

Making his promotional debut at Primal FN 5, Silvan dominated Viktor Soshnyanin before submitting him with an armbar late in the second round. Next, at Primal FN 8, Silvan repeated the process, submitting Sony Wibowo thirty seconds into the second round.

Unfortunately, his Silvan's tenure with Primal ended on a sour note, as he was defeated for the first time in his career at the hands of Michal Gruszczyk at Primal 20.

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(Heavyweight Division) Teofilo Stevenson (3-0) versus Rancho Wildslap (3-1)

Although he was born and raised right here in Las Vegas, Nevada, Teofilo Stevenson's heritage is strongly rooted in Havana, Cuba, where his family originates from. His parents, having immigrated during the Cuban Revolution, wanted Teofilo to have a true American upbringing.

Due to his thick accent, which was adopted from his family, and his cultural isolation, Teofilo had difficulties with fitting in as a kid. Since he was always getting into fights after school, Teofilo's father enrolled him in the best boxing classes that he could afford. Not too long after that, nobody wanted to brawl with Teofilo after school anymore.

After high school, Teofilo Stevenson decided to try his hand in the only place where his relevant skills would be relevant to his career: the fighting cage. After scoring a lightning quick opening round knockout over Sixx Gunnz in his professional debut, Teofilo changed management and signed with the Sovereignty promotion.

In his promotional debut, Teofilo Stevenson was paired up with former Golden Gloves boxing champion Jackson Stewert. Teofilo put his newfound MMA skills on display when he cranked on the arm of Jackson, forcing the tap out due to a first round kimura.

In his most recent bout, Teofilo Stevenson faced former collegiate wrestler Shakib Mahmahdulla. After repeatedly nullifying the ground offense of Shakib, Teofilo battered the grappler en route to a third round doctor stoppage.

Rancho Wildslap is an extremely technical catch wrestler from Yemen. When asked about his home town, he simply stated that he was born in “Wildslapton”. Unfortunately, as of the time of this writing, our assistants have failed to verify this information so we will have to assume that he was being serious.

Although he was wildly successful in the world of competitive catch wrestling, Ranch Wildslap wanted to test himself on a grander stage. He opted to bring his world class wrestling abilities to the MMA cage.

Rancho made his MMA debut in the Eastern European regional circuit; first he bested Jordan Kirkland, defeating the man via unanimous decision after three rounds of dominance. Next, he moved to Las Vegas and faced Brock The Beast in the smaller shows. This time, he won via rear naked choke late in the opening round.

Following his big debut on the local scene, Sovereignty picked Rancho up and put him on an exclusive contract. In his promotional debut with SVR, Rancho defeated Auld Bawls via unanimous decision. In his most recent appearance, Rancho Wildslap was defeated by BJJ purple belt Bobo Clown via last minute submission due to a kimura.

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(Super-heavyweight Division) Jerome Bland (7-0) versus Jimmy Valmer (7-2)

Jerome Bland is a former Golden Gloves boxing champion who was wildly considered to be one of the hottest amateur prospects going into the Olympic trials. However, after getting sidelined with a knee injury, Jerome was forced to sit out while, in his mind, an inferior fighter went on to compete in his place.

During his time away from boxing, Jerome started watching mixed martial arts; one of his frequent observations was that, on average, the level of boxing in MMA is severely lower than what he would have expected from all that he had heard from friends that loved the sport.

“Yeah, well, grappling is way harder than boxing, anyways,” he was told by a straight-faced friend.

Jerome Bland took this as a challenge, opting to begin taking Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu lessons in a Las Vegas based gym. As talented as he was at the sweet science, Jerome found that he was actually a natural in grappling as well, and quickly took to this new sport as soon as his knee was healed up.

Jerome wanted to try his hand in this rising sport, and prove to the world that all you need to be an MMA world champion is good old fashioned boxing.

Jerome Bland became a regular competitor in smaller shows; in his MMA debut, he knocked out Rick Moss with a superman punch just five seconds into the fight. Five days later, Jerome returned to the cage to face Kevin Cratom; Jerome stood directly in front of Kevin, allowing him to swing wildly with punches, slipping each strike with beautiful head movement before landing a single punch that knocked Cratom out cold in just nineteen seconds.

Next, Jerome faced the man that would become his punching bag for the next couple of weeks in Deeproot Strongbranch, stopping him with lightning quick punches in the opening round. Jerome was surprised when a local brawler named Leon Mihkail challenged him directly to a fight in the cage; Jerome happily accepted the offer. Leon rushed across the cage the second the referee got out of the way, and was promptly face planted by a monster uppercut from Bland. Once again, Jerome Bland had won a fight in just five seconds.

Although he had agreed to a rematch against Strongbranch, Sovereignty signed him to an exclusive fight contract, guaranteeing him a chance to fight for a world title if he continues to perform as he had been. All he had to do was defeat the only man to survive the opening minute against him in the cage.

In this auspicious rematch, Strongbranch managed to land a crisp right cross that opened a cut over the eye of Bland... but immediately paid for it with his consciousness; Strongbranch retired from active competition two days later.

On the heels of another big victory, Jerome Bland officially became a Sovereignty fighter. In his promotional debut, Jerome faced off against Muay Thai standout Wong Lee. The highly anticipated bout took place at SVR 2, with Jerome Bland bringing his patented early storm to the cage. Fifteen seconds into the very first round, Jerome Bland knocked Wong Lee out, winning the bout via superman punch.

Wong Lee protested the stoppage, demanding an immediate rematch. For some reason, a rematch was booked for the super-heavyweight championship of the world. Wong Lee vowed to defeat Bland this time around, and I mean... I guess surviving the opening minute is a kind of moral victory, but one minute and thirteen seconds into the round, Lee was out cold once again.

If you had to describe the perfect opponent to survive against a front runner with tremendous stopping power on the feet that had never gone past the opening round, you would pick a powerful collegiate wrestler with an explosive double leg and an iron chin. This perfectly describes the man known as Jimmy Valmer.

Jimmy is a proud Polish athlete and lifelong wrestling standout. Known for his mixture of dominant top control and explosive ground and pound, Jimmy has since adapted a technical submission game due to his time training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Jimmy Valmer fought his earliest bouts in the local circuit, stopping Rick Moss and Floyd Sanchez with brutal ground n pound. Having gained a reputation as a powerful finisher, Jimmy was signed by the Dissolution Fighting Championship, which would later become known as Underground MMA. In his third professional fight, Jimmy faced defeat for the first time in his life when he was knocked out by Laszlo Varga; Jimmy had admittedly gotten a bit cocky and careless, and believed that he would win based on who he was, rather than how he fought. He had bought into his own hype, and had paid for it with his consciousness.

With a vital life lesson learned, Jimmy Valmer vowed to never again suffer that fate. In his next fight, Jimmy was paired up with knockout artist Gustavo Machado; pundits expected a similar result to his last fight. However, this time around Jimmy put his newfound BJJ skills on display, catching Machado with a third round armbar submission.

Over his next three fights, the dominance of Jimmy Valmer continued to grow, as opponent after opponent toppled before him. Piere St Piere, Jimmy Rambler, and Nick Nowak all fell to the brutality of Valmer. Although he dropped a unanimous decision to Kazuo Mizaki, he rebounded with a demolition of Dante Collins in his most recent bout.

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(Super-heavyweight Division) Bipolar Opposite (6-0) versus Calvin Jones (4-0)

Bipolar Opposite is a life long Jiu-Jitsu fanatic, having started rolling in his teens and continued well into his adult years. After competing in grappling tournaments across the United States, Bipolar decided to bring his career to the next level by pursuing another of his dreams: cage fighting.

Bipolar decided to sign up to compete in a regional QFC show. The actual venue left much to be desired; we're all aware of this type of show... using actual chains in the place of ropes enclosing the ring. No real medical staff was in attendance for this event. Bipolar Opposite knew that, if he was going to enjoy his elder years, he needed to not get brutally maimed and injured in this show.

His opponent, Michael Howard, was a much lower level Jiu-Jitsu fighter; despite this, Howard readily went to the ground with Opposite, and soon found himself stuck face down to the canvas, with Opposite on his back, choking him unconscious.

Bipolar fought three more times in the regional shows, submitting Miguel Willis, Emmanuel Jefferson, and Preston Guerrero- all within the opening round.

Following his big win over Guerrero, Opposite was signed to Casino Fight Nights. Bipolar Opposite faced hot prospect Anthony Joshua at CFN 3, submitting Joshua with a heel hook in the third round after dominating the prior two.

This is where the story becomes a little dicey for me: I was working for Casino Fight Nights at this time, and I had wanted to see Bipolar Opposite continue to the next logical step of his career... he was the highest ranked heavyweight at this time, and I wanted to see him fight the next highest ranked heavyweight in a championship clash. It would have been an extremely even fight, had it transpired. Unfortunately, the owner of Casino opted to put the #1 ranked heavyweight against the #13 ranked heavyweight, who was coming off of four consecutive defeats and was undergoing no training whatsoever. It was this matchmaking decision that put one of the final nails in the coffin, spelling the end of my Casino Fight Nights career.

Oh, and so it's clearly stated: Bipolar Opposite demolished the 0-4 Quinton Jackson, submitting him in just twenty-six seconds with a triangle choke. Que sera I guess.

Calvin Jones was one of the hottest unsigned prospects in Las Vegas at the time that we signed him to Bravado Productions. This former collegiate wrestler has a strong anti-BJJ base to compliment his amazing top control.

Calvin Jones made his mixed martial arts debut in a sixteen man QFC tournament. In the first round of the tournament, Calvin faced off against Dutch kick boxer Michael Smit, brutalizing him with ground and pound before submitting him with an arm bar. Next, Jones faced Jiu-Jitsu brown belt Hollyfield Gomes, dominating the man in all aspects of the fight, and battering him with a remarkable 74 strikes from the top position.

Next, Calvin faced off against freestyle fighter Dave Vermeulen, a hard nosed kid from The Netherlands. Despite the huge amount of support following Dave into this bout, he fell to an armbar in the second round, and Calvin advanced into the finals.

In the final round of the tournament, Calvin Jones faced off against highly touted BJJ brown belt Travis Zero. Although the fight went the distance, Jones dominated evey facet of the fight, completely shutting out the submission specialist with brutal ground and pound, and constant pressure.

[Main Event]

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(Light-heavyweight Division) Mikedmondson Edmondson (9-7) versus Jam Suckletooth (6-0)

Mikedmondson Edmondson, who will mostly be known as Mike Edmond for the sake of my impending Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, is an extremely well rounded Polish mixed martial arts fighter.

Mike Edmond currently lives in London, England, where he has fought all sixteen of his professional bouts in the QFC arena. Mike represents the Tycoon Gym, owned by a very different and prominent Mike.

Mike Edmond struggled throughout his earliest career fights, putting together an abysmal five victories with seven defeats- he also only managed to finish one opponent during this time. However, after a change of management forced Mike to alter the way he does business, he has since returned to the cage with a vengeance. Mike Edmond is undefeated across four fights under his new management team.

Much like his opponent, Jam Suckletooth is a regular face in the QFC shows. Born and raised in Sydney, Australia, Jam has often joked that there is no cage fighter alive that is scarier than the wild life that he deals with at home on a daily basis. Oh, Australia.

Using a combination of kick boxing and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Jam Suckletooth has managed to score a finish in all but one of his professional fights. Having won the majority of his bouts via strangle hold, Jam Suckletooth has earned himself the ironic moniker of “choke artist”, which is a play on words due to the fact that he never seems to fold under pressure.

The only knock against Jam is that he trains in the Cozad's gym, which will not be giving him the active training that he needs.

July 26, 2016

BraVado

Productions

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Bravado 2: Refuse to Accede was a mixed martial arts event held by Bravado Productions, in conjunction with Hoarseplay Writing Productions and the Vendetta Alliance. This event took place on July 24, 2016 at The Underground arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Light-heavyweight Mikedmondson Edmondson versus Jam Suckletooth

Super-heavyweight Bipolar Opposite versus Calvin Jones

Super-heavyweight Jerome Bland versus Jimmy Valmer

Heavyweight Teofilo Stevenson versus Rancho Wildslap

Welterweight Mirko Pezzulla versus Silvan Wiltord

Light-heavyweight Darius Miles versus Brandon Stark

Heavyweight Sergio Paulsen versus Capso Hapso

Welterweight Timur Pugin versus Oprah Winfrey

Welterweight Phil Cerrone versus Alistair Sangster

Heavyweight Tlhogi John versus Ernie Balagtas

Undercard Review

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(Heavyweight Division) Tlhogi John versus Ernie Balagtas

Round 1 – The two heavyweight sluggers were all business as the referee read them their instructions. Balagtas was notably the much larger of the two men, although John more than held his own in the stare down. After a courteous touch of gloves, the first fight of the night ensued.

In the early goings of the round, Tlhogi was throwing wild punching combinations, while Balagtas was finding limited success with the lead right. John missed a body shot and used his momentum to push forward and initiate a clinch. After three failed takedown attempts, John broke the clinch and flopped a pair of highly telegraphed double leg attempts.

Balagtas landed a big right hand that sent John down on wobbly legs! John got back to his feet with blood pouring down his face and ran face first into a left hook! John was shooting in for a desperation takedown and got put to sleep!

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this fight at two minutes and five seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by KNOCK OUT: Ernie Balagtas!”

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(Welterweight Division) Phil Cerrone versus Alistair Sangster

Round 1 – Phil Cerrome entered the arena to the heavy thumping bass sounds of Fetty Wapp's song I'm Straight”. Meanwhile, Alistair Sangster walked out to “Pilgrims by the Millions”, by The Buttress. Sangster was really playing to the crowd, trying to psyche the fans in attendance up; Cerrone was staring daggers through his man, chomping at the bits to get at him. Sangster offered to touch gloves, and Cerrone simply walked back to his corner, anxious to get this thing started.

The first minute of this fight saw Sangster landing punches in bunches, looking to overwhelm his foe with constant pressure. Cerrone simply bided his time, landing hard counter-punches when the opportunity presented itself. About a minute in, Cerrone pushed Sangster against the cage, landed an uppercut, and then dragged Sangster to the floor; Sangster immediately popped back up to his feet and landed a big punching combination! Phil Cerrone shook his head, frowned, and ate a leg kick for his troubles.

Sangster seemed to be finding his groove, avoiding the counter-punches as the minutes passed by on the clock. However, as Sangster came in, looking to land a jab, Cerrone switched stances and landed a left straight that buckled the knees of Sangster! Alistair Sangster backed away on rubbery legs, threw an overhand right, and Cerrone slipped the punch, landing another big left hand! With Sangster down on the floor, covering up, Cerrone stood over him, hammering him with heavy punches from the top position! The referee took a good, long look before stepping in to call off the fight!

“Ladies and gentlemen, our referee has called a stop to this contest at two minutes and sixteen seconds of round number one, declaring the winner by T-K-O: Phil “The King” Cerrone!

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A hyped up Phil Cerrone took to the mic to say, “SUCK IT SANGSTER! A RAT LIKE YOU IS NO MATCH FOR THE KING. Hey Mr Whisperer, where are you?! Get your ass down cage side boss, I'm putting on a masterclass for a few dollars while you're probably in your posh private room having an orgy with some damn ponies waiting for the 'big boy' fights.'”

Somewhere in the audience, the organization owner stopped snorting coke off of Cerrone's wife long enough to give a smile to the camera.

(Welterweight Division) Timur Pugin versus Oprah Winfrey

Round 1 – Both fighters were serious during the pre-fight instructions from the referee, although neither man seemed interested in touching gloves. Once the actual fight started, however, Timur Pugin was more than happy to exchange in the center of the ring. Pugin opened with a series of punches, and landed a pair of nice leg kicks on the conditioned Muay Thai fighter. I'm not even sure that Oprah felt the kick land.

After Pugin landed a few low kicks in a row, Oprah forced a little clinch action, pinning Timur against the cage. Winfrey clasped his hands behind the head of Pugin and started nailing him with brutal knees to the body. Pugin pummeled under, got a more defensive position, and took a breather with his back to the cage.

After taking a few deep breaths, Pugin decided to work in a little dirty boxing, hammering Winfrey with short punches to the face. Winfrey fired back with an elbow, but Pugin cut him just over the eye with a glancing left hook.

The remainder of the opening round was spent inside the clinch, with both fighters landing some shots. Winfrey controlled the clinched position, but Pugin definitely landed the heavier shots both in and out of the clinch.

Round 2 – This rounded started with Timur Pugin landing beautifully crisp punches to the head and body of Oprah Winfrey. Oprah whiffed a few return strikes, and was tagged with a hard right from Pugin again and again for his trouble. Two minutes into the round, Pugin landed a three punch combination, with a left hook that connected cleanly with the cut over Winfrey's injured eye.

A bewildered Oprah Winfrey backed up against the cage with Timur Pugin upping the pressure, landing more punches. Pugin was standing directly in front of Winfrey, hitting him again and again; from somewhere in the audience, a shrill voiced woman screamed “STOP THE FIGHT!”

Winfrey and Pugin traded punches with one minute left in the round; Pugin came out on top, then threw a jab and an overhand left punch before slipping the returning fire from Winfrey. The cut over Winfrey's eye continued to bleed down his face, and the referee was taking a good, close look at the action. Winfrey telegraphed a right hand, ate a left hook to the eye, and staggered back against the cage, covering up.

Timur Pugin smelled blood in the water and swarmed, landing jabs, overhand rights, kicks, uppercuts! Winfrey had stopped responding and was attempting to cover up! With five seconds left in the round, Pugin stepped back to take a deep breath, and the referee paused the fight, bringing in the doctor to take a look at the eye of Oprah Winfrey. After conferring with each other for a moment, the referee waved off the fight. Oprah looked disappointed, but he didn't protest the stoppage.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this fight at four minutes and fifty five seconds of the second round, declaring the winner by TKO due to a cut: Timur Pugin!”

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A breathless Timur Pugin took to the mic, thanking the fans for their enthusiasm.

Oprah Winfrey said some unsavory words that have left a horrific mental image in my mind. Thanks, Oprah. Thank you.

(Heavyweight Division) Sergio Paulsen versus Capso Hapso

Round 1 – We all knew that Capso Hapso had shown tremendous one punch knockout power in his MMA debut. However, the rumor that was making the circle among trainers was that Sergio Paulsen was going to surprise us all with his punching power as well.

Well, we were surprised, but not by the power of Paulsen; Capso Hapso was so quick and technical, that it made Paulsen look as though he were standing still. Sergio Paulsen tried to clinch, and Hapso tagged him with a right hand. So, Paulsen shot for a takedown, and ran into a left hand. So, Paulsen tried a single leg takedown- and ate a right hand. An immediate trend was set, and Paulsen was completely incapable of closing the distance to change the established pattern.

A frustrated Sergio Paulsen rushed in, looking to clinch, and ran face first into a crisp right hand from Hapso! Paulsen went down so fast that it appeared to be a takedown attempt... luckily, Hapso knew better, and walked away rather than dropping hammerfists. The referee didn't realize it was over until Hapso was off celebrating with his corner, and Paulsen was clearly out cold stretched.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at thirty-six seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by KNOCK OUT: Capso “Cap” Hapso!

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(Light-heavyweight Division) Darius Miles versus Brandon Stark

Round 1 – Here we were treated to a battle between two of the more athletic light-heavyweights in the organization. There was a ton of mutual respect on display from the fighters as they touched gloves, and again as they came within punching distance of each other.

Darius Miles rushed forward immediately with a wild series of strikes, but Brandon Stark, ever the improving fighter, cleanly avoided them all. The rumor that we had heard from Stark's gym was that he had spent a great deal of time working on his boxing for this match- his hard work was on display as he checked a leg kick and landed a big right hand that broke the nose of Darius Miles.

Darius Miles responded by throwing a spinning high kick that was never going to land. Miles attempted to close the distance to clinch, and Stark tagged him with another crisp right hand on the button. Miles finally clinched up, and Stark immediately circled away.

As Darius Miles got more frustrated, he started swinging wild, attempting to hit anything, anywhere, and Stark responded with a one-two down the middle. Darius landed a decent leg kick, but then got crazy and tried to bum rush Stark with a combination, and ate a looping tight hand for his trouble. Miles appeared to be unaffected by the shot, but as soon as he went to step, his knees buckled a bit. The crowd responded, screaming for the finish!

Brandon Stark continued to play it safe, staying on the outside. Just as our commentator stated what a terrible mistake Stark was making by not rushing Miles while he was hurt, Brandon Stark tagged him with a big left hook. A badly hurt Darius Miles took a step back and went to rub his eye- maybe he caught some glove, there- and Brandon Stark rushed him with a right hand! It landed flush and Darius Miles staggered to the floor! Stark stood over him, punching him with lefts and rights, literally snapping the head of Miles back and forth with each shot! The referee literally jumped in-between them immediately, shielding Miles' body with his own.

“Ladies and gentlemen, after one minute and fifty-five seconds of action, the referee has called a stop to this contest, declaring the winner by T-K-O: Brandon “The 100^th Of His Name” Stark!”

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BlueFalcon · July 27, 2016

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Jack Johnson on Twitter - I let you, the fans, down in my last fight vs. McFukur and he was able to get me to the ground. I was not ready for the ground game. But alas! the great folks at Bravado Productions have signed me up for a fight vs. another who prefers to punch other men rather than squeezing them. Jen Ferry, there's a reason I wear a size 18 shoe and you will find its mark upon your face when I curb stomp your "Giant" ass at Bravado 6. Remember to wear your mouthpiece you don't want to lose your tooth!

MichioKaku · July 27, 2016

MSNBCNN BIASED NEWS UPDATE- Gracie Lucio fans are calling for another fight between Gracie and Hyman Krustofski as they have both signed with Bravado Productions in Las Vegas after their careers on The Island. Fans of both fighters are starting to set up camp outside of Bravado Productions and have erected a cage. It appears they will fight on another until the Match maker Hoarse Whisperer books this fight. Rumors are spilling out of the camp as it grows in size. Gracie fans are already suspect of Hyman's use of PED's while Hyman's fan's say an illegal eye poke in the takedown last fight is what cause Hyman to eventually tap.

No word from the fighters at this time as Gracie is still flying to his new home in Las Vegas while Hyman is still moving boxes into his 1 bedroom apartment in the Industrial district of Vegas.

July 28, 2016

BraVado

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[Main Card]

[before the first fight on the main card starts, a short advertisement plays on the in-house big screen television. Text comes up saying, “For all newer managers: if you need help with training your fighters, clothing your fighters, or even helping new fighters be born, contact Bravado Productions co-owner Michio Kaku. For ALL of your fighter related questions, please contact Michio Kaku for assistance.]

(Welterweight Division) Mirko Pezzulla versus Silvan Wiltord

Round 1 – The second that this fight started, Silvan Wiltord rushed across the cage, looking to close the distance against Pezzulla. Mirko Pezzulla, meanwhile, landed a couple of leg kicks while back pedaling from his opponent.

Silvan Wiltord was using the time tested, and wildly unsuccessful takedown spam technique, in which he continually goes for only takedowns, over and over. He did land one around forty seconds in, and spent the remainder of the round submission spamming.

It wasn't pretty, but it awarded Wiltord with roughly forty minutes of staying on top in the dominant position.

Round 2 – As Pezzulla landed almost nothing but leg kicks, Wiltord attempted nothing but takedowns. Pezzulla did land a decent body kick, but Wiltord took him down again, and started submission spamming again. Pezzulla showcased why submission spamming doesn't help, when he reversed into the top position off of a failed leg lock.

Wiltord managed to fight his way back to guard, but Pezzulla kept him in place, and wouldn't let him escape back to his feet to resume takedown spamming.

Round 3 – Once again, Silvan Wiltord takedown spammed his way to the ground, then submission spammed until Mirko Pezzulla reversed to guard on top.

In the end, we went to the judges scorecards for a decision.

“Ladies and gentlemen, after three rounds we go to the judge's scorecards for a decision.

Judge Robert Twig scores the bout 29-28 for Pezzulla.

Judge Cecil Peabody scores the bout 29-28 for Wiltord.

And judge Alan Glass scores the bout 29-28 for the winner by split decision: Mirko “Gladio” Pezzulla!”

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(Heavyweight Division) Teofilo Stevenson versus Rancho Wildslap

Round 1 – Teofilo Stevenson walked out to the default ring music, and Rancho Wildslap came out to the theme song of the old Western 'Rawhide'. After a customary touch of gloves, the second fight of the main card was underway.

Wildslap was obviously inspired by the fight that occurred before his, because he immediately started takedown spamming straight out of the gate. However, as Stevenson repeatedly stuffed the attempts, he tagged Wildslap with crisp jabs, kicks, and one-twos. Thirty seconds in, Stevenson pressed the action with a jab followed by a left hook, and Wildslap went down! Stevenson followed him to the ground and started working ground and pound on the bloodied Rancho Wildslap.

However, as Stevenson worked ground and pound from half guard, Rancho Wildslap hooked the leg, sneaked out to the side, and took the back of Teofilo Stevenson! Rancho Wildslap failed to execute any attacks from this dominant position, however, and instead focused on recovering from the early knockdown.

Round 2 – Stevenson clinched, broke the clinch, clinched some more, and landed knees against the cage before breaking the clinch again. For the better part of a minute, Teofilo Stevenson played a smart strategy of staying on the outside, just out of range of Wildslap, and stuffing the takedown attempts, while making him pay with crisp punches and kicks.

However, two minutes in Rancho Wildslap scored another takedown of the dozen that he had attempted this round. Rancho controlled from side control, and never really did anything to make him pay while on top, executing a little strategy that the fans love to hate called Lay n Pray.

Round 3 – Far behind on the scorecards, Rancho Wildslap pushed the pace in this round. Teofilo Stevenson tagged him with beautiful punches from the outside, circling away, and was well on his way to winning another round in dominant fashion. Wildslap continued the ill advised strategy of takedown spamming, before getting a takedown one minute in.

A seemingly fatigued Teofilo Stevenson did little to fight back as Rancho Wildslap advanced to full mount. Stevenson attmpted to roll in an attempt to escape to his feet, and Wildslap once again took his back. Stevenson once again attempted to simply stand from the position, and Wildslap locked in both hooks and snuck an arm under the chin! Teofilo Stevenson was in big trouble! Stevenson fought the hands, trying to avoid having the choke locked in! Wildslap hammered him with punches before locking in the choke! Stevenson fought the hands some more but quickly tapped to avoid going to sleep.

“Ladies and gentlemen, give a round of applause to this come-from-behind victory, and for these two warriors. The referee has called a stop to this contest at three minutes and fifty-seven seconds of the third round, declaring the winner by tap out due to a rear naked choke: Rancho “Boogie” Wildslap!”

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In his post-fight speech, Rancho Wildslap thanked his fans and declared that he would do better in his next fight.

(Super-heavyweight Division) Jerome Bland versus Jimmy Valmer

Round 1 - “Introducing first.... former Sovereignty Super-heavyweight Champion: Jerome Bland!”

With a ton of hype behind him, the heavy handed Jerome Bland made his way into the cage to the sound of applause from the fans in attendance. Valmer, an Underground MMA veteran, may not have achieved the same level of local stardom, but he enjoyed his smattering of cheers as well.

After a touch of gloves, we were underway. Jerome Bland opened with a big right hand to the body followed by an overhand right that missed by a mile. Jimmy Valmer scored a double leg takedown under the punch into side control, but immediately stood back up- and Bland readily let him get back to his feet.

Back on the feet, Valmer tried to stay in close, and Bland made him pay with a big right hand that dropped Valmer to the floor! Jimmy Valmer immediately jumped back to his feet with blood pouring from his nose! Jerome Bland rushed forward and landed a looping left hook that put Valmer down and out cold! Talk about making a grand entrance to a new organization!

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at twenty-eight seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by KNOCK OUT: Jerome Bland!”

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In his post-fight speech, Jerome Bland thanked his sponsor, MayheM sportswear.

(Super-heavyweight Division) Bipolar Opposite versus Calvin Jones

Round 1 – In one of the more highly anticipated match-ups of the night, former Casino Fight Night light-heavyweight turned heavyweight, turned one-time super-heavyweight Bipolar Opposite made his way to the arena to the sounds of 'Conflict' By Disturbed. Calvin Jones walked out to the default arena tunes.

Calvin Jones scored an immediate double leg takedown into the full guard of Bipolar Opposite. Opposite stayed busy from the bottom, working to sweep to the top position, and Jones simply held on and controlled. After a minute of non-action, the referee stood the fighters up to the approval of the audience.

Jones scored another takedown into guard, and although he tried to land a big elbow, the defensive game of Bipolar Opposite forced a bit of a stalemate as neither man was willing to expose themselves. After a referee standup, Bipolar Opposite clinched and scored a body lock takedown into half guard. Jones immediately regained full guard.

Bipolar immediately passed into mount! This was big trouble for Calvin Jones! However, Opposite found himself in the same position that Jones was in... despite being in a dominant position, he would have had to risk himself to go for something against a strong grappler... so we found ourselves in a lengthy period of non-action.

As the crowd started to boo, Jones finally came to life, regaining half guard, then full guard. Opposite looked as though he wanted to work a little ground and pound, but Jones defended himself well. Opposite passed into half guard and started cranking on the arm of Calvin Jones, looking for a kimura! Jones defended the submission, and then the round ended. The fans were less then pleased, loudly booing and shouting profanities at our fighters.

Round 2 – The first forty-five seconds of this round saw Calvin Jones attempting nothing but takedown attempts, while the Jiu-Jitsu guy, Opposite, was showing off some kick boxing- a new wrinkle to his game, perhaps? However, Calvin Jones found his mark and took Opposite to the floor with a lot of time remaining. After more than a minute passed with almost no action, the referee stood the fighters back up.

This time, Opposite clinched with Jones, and worked him over with constant dirty boxing against the cage! Opposite was hurting Jones with shots to the body, and Jones seemed to be bewildered by this style! Opposite executed a single leg takedown into the guard of Calvin Jones, although I actually think he was better off staying in the clinch for this fight.

With one minute left on the clock, Bipolar Opposite went for a pass into half guard, and Jones reversed to the top position. However, the round ended before Jones could record any time on top.

Round 3 – Bipolar Opposite landed a beautiful body kick that buckled Jones temporarily, but the wrestler immediately recovered and shot in for a double leg takedown, landing in the half guard of Opposite. As Jones attempt a little lay and pray, Opposite got back to full guard and then swept to full guard on top. After several minutes of non-action, the referee stood the fighters up one more time with half a round to go in the fight.

Bipolar Opposite clinched and landed beautiful strikes against the cage. Jones attempted to score a takedown from this position, and Opposite stuffed the attempt and circled away. With less than a minute to go in the fight, Opposite attempted to score a final takedown to solidify the round, failed, and Jones reversed his momentum with a takedown of his own that landed.

With seconds left on the clock, Jones worked a little bit of ground and pound before the final stalemate occurred. The fans were quite restless as this round came to a close.

“Ladies and gentlemen, after three rounds of action we go to the scorecards for a decision. With scores of 29-28, 30-27, and 30-28, all three judges score this bout in favor of your winner by Unanimous Decision: Bipolar Opposite!”

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In his post-fight speech, Bipolar Opposite said, “Fighting at SHW as a LHW can now be checked of my bucket list.”

[before the main event of the evening started, one final advertisement played on the in-house television screens. On it, the audience saw Tarton McFukur having a staredown with Maple Heartoway, and Hollyfield Gomes having a stare down with Maurice Boon.

“History is about to be made. Four of the largest men in Las Vegas will square off to determine who will become the first ever Bravado Productions champion. August 21, 2016, the race begins.”]

Yes, the super-heavyweight tournament is finally underway. During the Bravado 1 review, we teased that this tournament would take place, and we invited anyone that was interested to contact us to sign up for it. Only a couple of people showed initial interest, so we quietly asked every super-heavyweight if they wanted in... quite a few were willing to participate, but not enough to make this thing into an eight man tournament at this moment.

So, in order of initial seed ranking, here are your super-heavyweight contestants:

1 Hollyfield Gomes

2 Tarton McFukur

3 Maurice Boon

4 Maple Heartoway

On August 21, at Bravado 6, we're bringing this promotion to the next level as we begin competing for the super-heavyweight championship.

[before the main event begins, a quick commercial plays, stating: The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this product is wildly encouraged.]

(Light-heavyweight Division) Mikedmondson Edmondson versus Jam Suckletooth

Round 1 – I just want to start this off by informing you that I check out every single walkout song that your fighters use, and then I mention the song in my work here. Mikedmondson Edmondson walked out to Tobi King's VERY interesting song Loli Mou. I opened this song, paused it, and came back to it going “why the hell am I listening to this?” before realizing that it was a fighter's walkout song. Seriously, though, what did I just watch? Meanwhile, Jam Suckletooth walked out to the Randy Savage theme song, which informed me that Randy Savage has or had a theme song. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out who Tobi King is.

Jam Suckletooth started off our main event with an immediate double leg takedown from across the cage that landed in the guard of Edmondson. Miked immediately escaped back to his feet and landed a snapping head kick as Suckletooth stood up- Suckletooth was noticeably bleeding from this kick.

Edmondson went to work, throwing kicks from all angles, looking to hit Suckletooth every time he advanced. Suckletooth, meanwhile, kept trying to bull rush Edmondson in an effort to clinch up. Edmondson attempted a head kick and Suckletooth tagged him with a right hand. Edmondson responded by throwing a kick that caught Suckletooth right on the side of his head! Suckletooth was badly hurt, with his legs all over the place! Edmondson landed an overhand right that dropped Suckletooth to the floor, and followed it up with brutal ground and pound from the top position! The referee jumped in-between the fighters to protect Jam Suckletooth from more harm!

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has stopped this fight at fifty-eight seconds of round number one, declaring the winner by T-K-O: Mikedmondson “Crimson” Edmondson!

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In his victory speech, Mikedmondson Edmondson gave all of the credit for his victory to the fans.

Meanwhile, Jam Suckletooth demanded a rematch, which may happen down the line. In the interim, both men have been booked against other opponents.

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PurpleGreen420 · July 29, 2016

"Right now ladies and gentle....uhhh....ladies, Tart what about the men." Tarton McFukur replies "just read the damn que card just like u get paid to do keen dean" KD: "well honestly Tart i only get paid when theres a fight going on" TM: " Dean i promise if u dont just read the cards somebody in this room will get beat, and i promise u its not guna be not u" KD: (panics realizing hes minutes from a superman punch) " Well uhhh anyways here i am with future GOAT and face of the franchise Tart McFukur , Im told that u feel very cheated and extremely disgruntled at the fact that ur not the number 1 seed in the title tourney why do u think u werent pickd to be number one." TM: " Well honestly at first i was about to go hard on my bosses mom but me and started to talk and i realized he was just as sleazy as me and he explained his reasoning, he said he hates people who are named after trees" KD:" ok now what does this have to do with the seeding of the tournament?" TM: " well honestly he said that he felt like the best way for me to get on my bosses goodside after i was secs away from being his dad is to beat up this guy that married one of his family his names Piney Spline i believe KD: "Ok Tart were running out of time here so last question, folks r saying u r getting a gimme fight in the first round how do u stay focused through all the adversity." TM: " well actually masturbation Dean" KD:"wow ok uhm didnt expect that one, see u guys next time on Tartons Hard on questions im ur host Keen Dean and were going soft , see u next week."

MichioKaku · July 29, 2016

MSNBCNN BIAS NEWS REPORT : We are getting news that PurpleGreen420 A.K.A. cbob6669 is butt hurt because his fighter isn't as good as he thinks it is. News from the SHW division is that he is lucky to be in the the title tourney and people are stepping up demanding to take his place and feel they could make Tart cry like a 3 year old within minutes of the first round. When asked about his grammar in the locker room people just shook their heads and laughed. A popular fight who wished to remain anonymous said" Dude is all talking shit ya know, I have seen him in the gym and and he stinks like crazy so he brought some new cloths in today and he was telling us he was promised his dick would grow with his new cloths. What ever, at least he doesn't smell so bad now." Well folks it certainly does seem like a monumental temper tantrum has been thrown here so on to more interesting news.

MSNBCNN BIASED NEWS UPDATE- Gracie Lucio fans are calling for another fight between Gracie and Hyman Krustofski as they have both signed with Bravado Productions in Las Vegas after their careers on The Island. Fans of both fighters are starting to set up camp outside of Bravado Productions and have erected a cage. It appears they will fight on another until the Match maker Hoarse Whisperer books this fight. Rumors are spilling out of the camp as it grows in size. Gracie fans are already suspect of Hyman's use of PED's while Hyman's fan's say an illegal eye poke in the takedown last fight is what cause Hyman to eventually tap.

No word from the fighters at this time as Gracie is still flying to his new home in Las Vegas while Hyman is still moving boxes into his 1 bedroom apartment in the Industrial district of Vegas.

What was once a semi tame camp is growing to be reminiscent of the anti 1% and occupy wall street but with an average IQ slightly higher at 12. It is now like a village as Team Gracie has now erected a statue and hold nightly candle light vigils and a moment of silence to represent the silence match maker Hoarse Whisperer has had on the matter of Gracie and Hyman. Gracie who has settled into his plush mansion just off the Vegas strip was seen swimming naked in his pool by our news helicopter, the image had to be blurred but the ladies are lining up at his doorstep for a chance to meet the the man behind the blur. Hyman is still unpacking boxes and seems to be a shut in pack rat as far as we can tell. How many boxes can you fit in a 300 Square foot apartment is the question viewers are asking.

That is all the time we have for Bravado Production related issue right now. This has been Flap Jackson - 109.9 on your FM dial with MSNBCNN news where our motto is to ignore the truth and say what we want you to think.

July 29, 2016

Although official correspondence with Bravado Productions owner and promoter H. F. Whisperer could not be reached, we did receive a statement from his sassy long-nailed assistant, Loretta, which states, "This is the fight business, you know? We're in the most competitive city in the entire Tycooniverse, struggling to maintain our position in a proverbial shark tank. We're the new kids on the block still with only two events to our name. We came into this thing with a bit of a swagger; with a name like Bravado, you have to be a bit cocky.

We're going to put on the best possible shows and do what is best for the city, the sport, and the company. Tarton McFukur promotes himself and won his fight- he rightfully earned the #2 seed in the championship tournament. We actually have him ranked in the (still unpublished) rankings at #4 in the division. I know he's gonna be pissed about that, but it is what it is.

Look, the thing about Tarton McFukur is that he wants the money and the recognition, along with the negotiating power that comes with it. But you can't just walk in here on your first day and think we're going to give you everything that you want. You have to earn bargaining power. His finish over Johnson was impressive, but Gomes defeated a slightly better version of Johnson when he took out Droppa Cleveland, and he did it in less time. Who knows? Maybe Johnson is just a tougher fighter than Cleveland. The way this tournament will work is that Gomes and McFukur will have to defeat an opponent to get at each other... Gomes has a bit more recognition right now, and you know that burns McFukur a bit. He wants what Hollyfield has, and this tournament is going to provide him the platform to get it all.

Tarton McFukur is a great fighter and a great talker, but he has to prove himself in an ever deepening pool of super-heavyweights if he wants to be considered the best. That's it, stop typing my words, Loretta. Seriously."

MichioKaku · July 30, 2016

MSNBCNN BIAS NEWS REPORT : Flap Jackson here at 109.9 on your FM dial. Breaking news outside of Bravado Productions where people are walking around in a stupor not knowing what to do with themselves reminiscent of the before mentioned 99% and Occupy Wall street rallies when they realized they had accomplished nothing and went back to their parents basements. Without warning or comment from matchmaker Hoarse Whisperer he has apparently offered Gracie and Hyman a fight with no press release to the adoring fans out side and is still just now spreading through the grape vine (great vine? lol) around camp. Like previous protests, these protestors demand free stuff and "safe zones". They demand tickets to the event and free food all while chanting hands up don't shoot which we really just chalk up to the illegal drug use in Las Vegas at this point. Despite the news the fight will happen on short notice on 07AUG16 these protestors don't seem to be going anywhere. Being a child in the USA until you are 26 means no responsibility and they intend to take full advantage of that with the bongo drums, cage fights and drugs. I am just getting word that hookers are being brought in and Paris Hilton has tagged along for the fun of it while Chelsea Clinton was turned away at the gate as her father was aloud to pass. The hookers are wearing blue dresses and holding cigars to memorialize the impeachment of our 42nd president. This has really turned from a MMA fan event into a rave of sorts and will surely continue well past the scheduled fight date.

Once again this has been Flap Jackson heard only on your FM radio dial at 109.9 - This broadcast will repeat in Spanish for those who don't assimilate when entering our country.

Colgajo Jackson aquí en 109,9 en el dial de FM. Noticias de última hora fuera de Bravado Producciones donde las personas están caminando en un estupor sin saber qué hacer con ellos mismos que recuerda a la antes mencionada del 99% y Occupy Wall concentraciones callejeras cuando se dieron cuenta que habían logrado nada y volvió a sus padres sótanos. Sin previo aviso o comentario de celestina ronca Whisperer que aparentemente ha ofrecido Gracie y Hyman una pelea con ningún comunicado de prensa a los admiradores fuera y todavía es sólo ahora se está extendiendo a través de la vid de uva (gran vid? Lol) en el campamento. Al igual que las protestas anteriores, estos manifestantes exigen cosas gratis y "zonas seguras". Exigen entradas para el evento y comida gratis todo al cantar las manos arriba No dispares, que en realidad sólo apuntarse al uso de drogas ilegales en Las Vegas en este punto. A pesar de las noticias de la lucha va a ocurrir a corto plazo en 07AUG16 no parecen estos manifestantes que se va a ninguna parte. Siendo un niño en los EE.UU. hasta que esté 26 significa que no hay responsabilidad y que tiene la intención de sacar el máximo provecho de eso con los bongos, las peleas de jaula y drogas. Estoy recibiendo prostitutas palabra que se está introduciendo y Paris Hilton se ha etiquetado largo de la diversión de ella, mientras que Chelsea Clinton fue rechazado en la puerta ya que su padre era en voz alta a pasar. Las prostitutas llevan vestidos de color azul y la celebración de cigarros para recordar a la destitución de nuestro 42º presidente. Esto realmente ha pasado de ser un evento de fans de MMA en un delirio de tipo y seguramente continuará mucho después de la fecha de pelea programada.

Una vez más, esto ha sido la aleta Jackson escucha sólo en el dial de la radio FM en 109.9

July 30, 2016

and is still just now spreading through the grape vine (great vine? lol)

Wise ass.

July 31, 2016

BraVado

Productions

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Bravado 3: Brown vs Dimotroglu is an upcoming mixed martial arts event held by Bravado Productions, in conjunction with Hoarseplay Writing Productions and the Vendetta Alliance. This event took place on July 31, 2016 at The Underground arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Bravado 3: Brown vs Dimotroglu

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[The Prelims]

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(Middleweight Division) Jed Knight (1-0) versus Jason Dee Penn (5-0)

Jed Knight is an extremely high level kick boxer and ever improving grappler. Born and raised in Quebec, Canada, Jed has since moved permanently to Las Vegas to follow his chosen career path as a fighter.

In his MMA debut, Jed Knight quickly knocked out Hasov Fyre before parting ways with his management team. Since aligning himself with his new management team, Jed has joined the invite-only training academy known as the Wreckshop.

Jason Dee Penn is a catch wrestler and undefeated mixed martial arts fighter. Originally from Hilo, Hawaii, Jason has lived in Las Vegas for some time.

Jason made his debut in the QFC 610 middleweight tournament, where he defeated Fifo Judo, Rustam Arlovski, Danok Linus, and Mauricio Costa to become the QFC tournament champion. In his most recent bout, Jason submitted Anderson Barbosa within the QFC proper, before being signed to Bravado Productions.

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(Welterweight Division) James Gattis (5-4) versus Stephen Dean (4-1)

James Gattis is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu blue belt from Newark, New Jersey. After stumbling in his MMA debut, Gattis was signed by DC Fighting, a Hawaiian based company, where he accrued a record of 4-3. He has since returned to the QFC, where he submitted Robbie Lawler (not that one) late in the opening round.

Stephen Dean is, much like his opponent, a Jiu-Jitsu blue belt. Unlike his opponent, Stephen has fought all five of his professional bouts within the QFC arena; after suffering an opening round knockout in his debut, Dean has gone on to win four consecutive bouts, finishing three opponents within that time.

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(Light-heavyweight Division) Johny Monemonic (1-0) versus Dudley Fraiser (0-0)

Johny Monemonic is a relative newcomer to the sport of mixed martial arts. This former kick boxing standout found victory in his debut, when he defeated Le Cung Hoang Minh via unanimous decision in the QFC stage.

His opponent, Dudley Fraiser, is making his MMA debut on this fight card. Dudley is a Jiu-Jitsu blue belt that is unfortunately still fighting in the Cozad gym despite having the money to find more substantial training. Oh well.

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(Heavyweight Division) Broderick Brickstock (4-3) versus Sukro Lesmono (7-6)

Broderick Brickstock is a former amateur boxer that, despite having trained in grappling, only seems to be interested in trading punches with opponents.

After a wildly successful MMA debut in the regional scene, where he knocked out Chuck Lesnar, Broderick fought exclusively for the Underground MMA promotion, winning his first three bouts via lightning quick stoppage, even fighting as a super-heavyweight at one point. With a winning streak of four consecutive bouts behind him, Broderick entered somewhat of a dry spell, losing back-to-back fights to Luiz Angelo and Joe Strong, which ultimately led to him being cut from the promotion.

In his most recent bout, which once again saw him in the QFC, Broderick was stopped by Thomas Johnson.

Sukro Lesmono is an extremely experienced Jiu-Jitsu purple belt that, in victory, always wins via flashy submission.

Sukro fought on The Island, competing five consecutive times within the QFC, amassing a record of 4-1 before being signed to a short contract with Highland Challenge. Within this new promotion, he was defeated by Ivan Spinolio, but rebounded with a submission over Kyle Broflovsky. Despite winning his second bout, Highland Challenge would not go on to renew his contract, and Sukro would once again fight in the QFC.

After going 1-2 in the smallest of shows, Sukro was signed to Sovereignty of Las Vegas, at the closure of The Island. Sukro Lesmono would flounder twice against Don Masino, because if there is one thing that Sovereignty loved, it was god damned rematches. Between losses, Sukro submitted Jackson Stewart in forty-four seconds.

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(Middleweight Division) Justin James (0-0) versus Bill Brown (1-0)

Justin James is making his MMA debut at this event. Reportedly a street fighter from New Jersey, James has opted to forgo his longtime job as a night club bouncer, and instead follow his dream of becoming a world champion cage fighter.

Bill Brown is one fight removed from his professional debut, where he submitted Terence Farrel.

July 31, 2016

[Main Card]

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(Welterweight Division) Willie Salazar (5-4) versus Eric Jackson (3-3)

Willie Salazar is a freestyle mixed martial arts fighter; using a combination of crisp boxing and a solid Jiu-Jitsu base, Salazar is a threat wherever the fight may go.

After going 1-1 in the QFC, Salazar fought twice for the unfortunately named Hustle.mma promotion; after suffering his second consecutive defeat, he submitted Andrei Hudson before leaving the company. Back in the regional scene, Willie bested Rich Gaspari via unanimous decision, and stopped Jackson Tate via TKO.

Salazar would go 1-2 in his next three fights, submitting Ipod Apple, but suffering two stoppages due to strikes.

Eric Jackson is, perhaps, one of the more well rounded fighters to grace this fight card. With a background in Muay Thai, some experience in boxing and wrestling, and a solid Jiu-Jitsu base, Jackson is a handful for opponents.

After finding a disappointing unanimous decision loss in his professional debut, Jackson would rebound with a decision over Leland Anthony, before signing with the Sydney Fighting Club. Jackson would go on to string together back-to-back victories for the promotion, stopping Charlie Johnson before defeating Carlos Tevez via decision.

However, his most recent two bouts ended in disappointment, as he was stopped by Lobbie Bawler, and bested by Whitey O Whitersson via unanimous decision.

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(Middleweight Division) Willie Glee (3-0) versus Daniel Cohen (4-7-1)

Willie Glee is a reformed backyard brawler that has become somewhat of an accomplished freestyle fighter. Using his old high school wrestling experience, Willie Glee has captured the delight of MMA fans within Sydney, Australia; it was this local fame that brought a Bravado contract to his agent.

Willie Glee has never seen the second minute of a professional fight. He has fought three times in local tough-man contests within Australia, first facing Sam Blake, who was a Muay Thai striker. Willie scored an early takedown and immediately battered Blake with ground and pound that hurt and finished Blake in the opening round.

Next, Willie faced Andrea Parker, a Jiu-Jitsu blue belt with seven professional fights to his name. This time, Glee would dominate from within the clinch, smashing Parker with brutal uppercuts against the cage, once again forcing a lightning fast stoppage.

And, finally, in his most recent bout, he faced Marion Bright, another kick boxer. Glee would once again establish an early takedown, although he would stand back up for whatever reason and opt to stand and brawl with Bright, returning to his backyard roots. After Glee landed a brutal body shot, Bright started looking for takedowns instead, and Glee started pumping the jab to keep his opponent at bay. After dominating a few seconds with crisp, technical boxing, Willie Glee landed a left hook that knocked Bright silly before finishing him with follow-up strikes.

Daniel Cohen is an extremely experienced Muay Thai striker that holds a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Daniel seems to fight without strategy or game plan, just going wherever the fight may take him, which often leads to unfavorable results.

Daniel's MMA debut was against Boris Thomas in the QFC; despite repeatedly dropping his opponent in the fight, Daniel would be forced to settle for a majority draw against Thomas. Following this lackluster beginning, Daniel signed with the Sydney Fighting Club, an Australian based MMA promotion. Within this new company, Daniel would string together only two victories with a disappointing seven stoppage defeats, with six of his defeats coming in a row. However, he left the company on the heels of a unanimous decision victory over Brett Hilgers, and would continue his winning ways within the QFC, knocking out Myles Dawson and dominating Donny Bag.

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(Middleweight Division) Frank Miller (1-1) versus Jack Quinn (3-3)

Frank Miller, affectionately dubbed as “Mental” from his training partners, is a talented Canadian catch wrestler from Montreal. He has fought twice within the confines of the regional QFC; first, he submitted Shap McGrubedale with a second round Americana, and then he was caught in a submission in return, when he faced Francois Permitis.

Frank Miller represents the Montreal Fighter's Gym.

Jack Quinn is likewise a Jiu-Jitsu purple belt who is also from Montreal. Making his professional debut in the QFC 608 middleweight tournament, Jack was submitted in the opening round of the tourney when he faced Larith Shun, who was a brown belt.

Jack fought in the regional scene for his next bout, choking out Quach Minh early in the opening round. Although he would get knocked out in his next bout, which was against Barry Benson, Jack Quinn would be invited to face Boe Szyslak at VTFC 3, where he would submit Szyslak in the opening round.

Jack would share a mutual opponent with Frank Miller, when he faced Francois Permitis in a local fight, and even share the same result, as he was submitted in just eighteen seconds. In his most recent appearance, Jack Quinn submitted Chris Frank with a triangle armbar.

[Co-Main Event]

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(Middleweight Division) Inferno Pandaa (5-1) versus Joyo Kumlakar (9-4)

Inferno Pandaa is a former Muay Thai kick boxing champion; born and raised in Singapore, Inferno represents the Wolves Den Circuit Training gym of St Petersburg, Russia.

After making his transition to mixed martial arts, Inferno Pandaa began fighting in the regional circuit of Russia; in his MMA debut, he took on Kazbek Lermantov, a Jiu-Jitsu stylist. After surviving a very close opening round in which Lermantov controlled much of the tempo with his grappling, Pandaa dominated the second and third rounds.

Next, Inferno suffered the lone defeat of his career when he faced former kick boxing standout Johnny Four. Both men would receive nasty cuts during the fight, but Four would win the striking exchanges en route to a unanimous decision over Inferno.

Inferno Pandaa rebounded in a big way when he faced world class Jiu-Jitsu practitioner Artur Kaalshnikov. After obtaining the clinch, Inferno would land multiple brutal knees to the head and body of Artur, rocking him, and eventually finishing him midway through the round.

Across his next three fights, Inferno Pandaa would dominate his opponents by the strength of his clinch work; the knees and dirty boxing of Inferno Pandaa put away three consecutive opponents in Edin Hadizic, Draco Kevolle, and most recently: Logan August.

Joyo Kumalakar is an extremely talented Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioner who, although he only holds a purple belt, has found incredible success in the sport of mixed martial arts.

This Indonesia native moved to Las Vegas, Nevada in search of riches; first, Joyo fought in a smaller show, submitting Justin Jones within two takedowns. The strength of his debut brought him into the GAMMA: Butt Stompers light-heavyweight division, where he submitted Scott Manning, Alen Zalac, and Lyle Chipperson. His only setback during this period was when he was defeated by Alfred Cambridge, who would badly hurt Joyo multiple times before securing a finish. Despite the loss, pundits remarked that it was impressive how much punishment Joyo was able to endure before eventually succumbing.

However, with the moral victory aside, Joyo Kumalakar found himself back on the regional scene, where he briefly fought as a middleweight. When he submitted Jim Harrison in just forty-four seconds, he seemed to be well on his way towards redemption. However, he would be finished in his next two bouts, losing to Sacco Vanzetti and Bo Nickal via TKO, as well as losing a unanimous decision over James Bean.

Things were looking bleak for J-Kum; however, he managed to get his mind right after a brief hiatus from the sport, and he came back with big wins over Con Rad and Eddy Biglz. Next, he signed with Sovereignty, submitting the heavy handed Jackson Brown in his promotional debut. Next, he was booked to a rematch against Jackson for the vacant title; Joyo would once again submit the slugger in the opening round, making himself the undisputed light-heavyweight champion.

[Main Event]

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(Light-heavyweight Division) Jackson Brown (6-4) versus Arnoldur Dimotroglu (5-0)

Born and raised in Chicago, Illinois, Jackson Brown has been involved with mixed martial arts for most of his life. Throughout his youth, he trained boxing with his Uncles; although he never competed as a professional, he fought nearly a dozen times in amateur boxing matches during his late teen years. More recently, Jackson has become fluent in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu as well; he has achieved a purple belt in the submission arts.

A natural competitor, Jackson Brown started his mixed martial arts career fighting in the regional circuit; the majority of his early bouts took place in Illinois, in the kind of shows that don't even have proper medical professionals on stand-by.

In his MMA debut, Jackson faced present day Bravado Productions light-heavyweight contender Dewo Banget. After dropping Banget two times in the opening round, and surviving a mid-round takedown that was followed by multiple submission attempts, Brown blasted Banget with punches on the feet in the second round, knocking the submission fighter out cold.

Next, Jackson continued his winning ways when he knocked out Jamal Barnett in just fifteen seconds. The problem with fighting in the smaller shows is the uncertainty: you never know who you will be paired up against next. In his third professional fight, Jackson Brown faced MMA newcomer Project Four, who quickly knocked Brown out with strikes in the opening round.

Brown rebounded by knocking out Vincenzo Roach inside of two minutes, but was once again stopped in his next bout when he faced Falcon Sackett.

Jackson Brown would knock out Eric Crowley and Russel Skall, establishing himself as one of the hottest unsigned prospects in the light-heavyweight division, and catching the attention of the doomed Sovereignty promotion in Las Vegas.

Jackson Brown was signed to an exclusive fight contract, with an eventual shot at the light-heavyweight title being written into his deal. To get to this point, Jackson would have to face Joyo Kumlakar, a strong Jiu-Jitsu purple belt. It was expected that Brown would run through Kumlakar in short order, but the opposite was true: Joyo Kumlakar secured an early takedown and submitted his fellow purple belt late in the round.

With an unyielding desire for vengeance in his heart, Jackson Brown was paired up with Joeseph Youro; this was a real life example of “I wouldn't want to be the next guy that Brown faces”, as Jackson Brown stormed across the cage and started hammering Youro with power punches straight out of the gate. Brown would go on to knock Youro out cold in just two minutes and fifteen seconds flat.

This victory established that the top two contenders were Jackson Brown and Joyo Kumlakar. The rematch was booked for SVR 5, with the light-heavyweight title on the line. The fight would go very similar to the first meeting, with Kumlakar securing an early takedown and going to work on the ground. Brown reversed to the top position, but fell victim to a first round kneebar just the same.

Although Brown was gunning for a rematch, the promotion would close down a few weeks later. Both Jackson Brown and Joyo Kumlakar would go on to sign with Bravado Productions.

Arnoldur Dimotroglu is an extremely dynamic Turkish folk-style wrestler. To compliment his already world class ground game, he has become an adept student in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, where he holds a purple belt. In recent times, he has worked diligently to improve his boxing, although his ground game is decidedly his strongest card to play.

Arnoldur made the move to Las Vegas to find the best MMA training that money can afford. Once he was confident that he was ready to fight, he made his debut in the regional QFC scene, taking on Iranian slugger Khalil Omurzakov. The grappling battle would be surprisingly even in the early goings, with both men scoring takedowns and transitions. However, the brutal ground and pound of Dimotroglu would become the deciding factor, as he trapped Omurzakov against the cage and hammered him, forcing a stoppage.

This caught the eye of the Sovereignty promotion, who signed Arnoldur to face Van Jones in the ill fated company's first event. Arnoldur would draw first blood as he secured the early takedown and started landing his patented hellish ground and pound. Jones swept to the top position, but failed to maintain his control, and soon found himself floundering with the heavy handed Dimotroglu in his guard. Dimotroglu raised the heat, posturing up and landing more strikes, and the referee was forced to step in to stop the assault.

Next, Arnoldur faced former collegiate wrestler Tim Thompson at SVR 2. Thompson scored the first takedown, and stated working some heavy ground and pound of his own, but found himself in a world of trouble when Dimotroglu swept to the top with four minutes remaining in the opening round. Completely pinned beneath the behemoth wrestler, Thompson was badly hurt by the ground and pound, and was quickly knocked unconscious by the strikes.

For his next appearance, Dimotroglu faced the superstar of Bravado's debut fight card, Marcus Browne; known for his incredible stopping power, Browne had never been defeated by a grappler. For the first time in his career, Arnoldur Dimotroglu was placed in the position of underdog heading into a match. With a wealth of experience behind him, Marcus Browne came into this fight with the belief that the match was all but decided already... and would be shocked immediately. Dimotroglu clinched with the slugger immediately and tripped him to the ground with ease. Browne advanced to the top but failed to hold on, and Dimotroglu regained the dominant position. With a ton of time remaining in the round, Arnoldur Dimotroglu went to work with his ground and pound, hurting Browne badly, and forcing yet another lightning fast stoppage in his favor.

In his most recent bout, Arnoldur Dimotroglu fought Drederik Tatum for the vacant middleweight championship. This would prove to be the longest fight of Arnoldur's career, as he went to the very near end of the opening round before securing the finish.

[A closer look]

(Jackson Brown)

Age: 27

Started Fighting At: 25

Record: 6-4

Knockouts: 6

Submissions: 0

Bravado Record: N/A

Total Opponent Record: 32-34

Rank (Division): 6

Rank (Organization): 52

Style: Boxing

Accolades or Accomplishments:

-Sovereignty Light-heavyweight Title Challenger (x1)

-All Six Victories by Knockout

(Arnoldur Dimotroglu)

Age: 27

Started Fighting At: 25

Record: 5-0

Knockouts: 5

Submissions: 0

Bravado Record: N/A

Total Opponent Record: 30-19

Rank (Division): 1

Rank (Organization): 2

Style: Wrestling

Accolades or Accomplishments:

-Former Sovereignty Middleweight Champion (x1, No Defenses)

-Undefeated

-Five Fight Winning Streak

-All Five Victories via First Round (T)KO

July 31, 2016

Bravado Productions - Official Rankings

Welcome to the completely subjective, arbitrary, and overall pointless top five rankings, as seen by Hoarse Whisperer at two in the morning, on the eve of his third fight card under the Bravado Productions banner.

The criteria that I used to write this incredibly opinion based top five list included: Has the fight fought in Bravado yet? If so, he can be included on the list. Did the fighter win? How did he win? How fast/dominant was he? If he lost, how dominant was he before he was defeated?

When the strength of the fighter's performance is similar to that of somebody else vying for the same ranking spot, I looked to established hype+popularity and prior achievements.

While I took into consideration how skilled your fighter was in comparison to his opponent, your fighter's skill level by itself had no influence on his ranking. There are a couple of fighters that made the list that would, in all probability, lose to fighters that have not yet been ranked.

I will attempt to update this pointless list after each event.

Anyways, enjoy this nonsense:

Welterweight – 170 lbs

1 – Mladen Tomasevic

2 – Phil Cerrone

3 – Mirko Pezzulla

4 – Timur Pugin

5 – Flatbush Diaz

Middleweight – 185 lbs

1 – Reuben Kincaid

2 – Marcus Browne

3 – Adam Holt

4 – Brody Macbeth

5 – BJ Penn

Light-heavyweight – 205 lbs

1 – Mikedmondson Edmondson

2 – Brandon Stark

3 – Dewo Banget

4 – Jam Suckletooth

5 – Darius Miles

Heavyweight – 265 lbs

1 – Mickey Darmody

2 – Capso Hapso

3 – Rancho Wildslap

4 – Ernie Balagtas

5 – Teofilo Stevenson

Super-heavyweight – 265+ lbs

1 – Jerome Bland

2 – Bipolar Opposite

3 – Hollyfield Gomes

4 – Tarton McFukur

5 – Droppa Cleveland

PurpleGreen420 · July 31, 2016

Hello everybody today im here representing one of my clients, currently hes my most talked about client (by others and himself) anyways he wanted me to let the world know the opinion he has about the rankings list on which he was ranked #4 when asked if he seen that he was ranked he said "honeslty im apalled especially at the fact that im ranked lower then gomes again gomes lost his last fight i dont care what org it was in an to be honest i feel that johnson the man i dominated in my first fight would prolly beat gomes in a close fight but prolly by ko, and in my honest opion and yes what can i say im an honest man, mr. whisperer is actually mentally challenged i just found this out he actually has assburgers which means he thinks ur suppose to eat burgers with ur butthole an he does so 2-3 times a week so i do love the little weirdo but i took him out for burgers and i know next time i should take him for chinese or mexican anyways i hope gomes win so i can take his mom out for lunch shes a straight milf oh yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh brother." well then that answers that but i asked him if hed answer 1 more thing he replied " fuck him and the horse he whispered too im out ur fucking up my training by bitches" before i askd anything anyways this cocludes Tarts official state of ur moms dress thank u for ur support see u an ur mom soon.

July 31, 2016

"Hello? This is H. F. Whisperer's office, how can I help you? Oh, you want to ask Mr. Whisperer about Tarton McFukur's comments to the media? Well, Mr. Whisperer would love to come to the phone, but he's too busy promoting one hundred and two fighters and multiple successful events. As for McFukur's comments, Mr. Whisperer has instructed me to cordially invite "Tarter Sauce" to man up and "earn it", and to "stop being a bitch about it" - His words, not mine. Yes, okay, you too. Have a great day, now."

MichioKaku · July 31, 2016

MSNBCNN BIAS NEWS REPORT : Flap Jackson here as usual you can only catch me at 109.9 on your FM dial. A turn of events has happened in front of Bravado Productions. Loretta, the recent hire from co-owner and matchmaker Hoarse Whisperer has been seen boarding up the entrance from the inside and it is reported she is carrying an assault rifle, for those liberals in the world that would be all rifles that look scary. Loretta has an arsenal of every scary rifle as well as some assault pencils, nail files, rope and some assault kitchen knives. I only got to speak on the phone a brief moment with Loretta as I heard many magazines, no doubt with capacities well above 500 each, even the bolt action rifles. She only had time to tell me of the get away plan of an assault truck if things get really bad and that PurpleGreen420 , cbob6669 , Ched Dooped , Vlad Poonteng and Tardon are officially butt hurt once again as they again ranked biggest diva bitches in recent MMAtycoon history and then I heard 2 shots as the phone went dead silent before being hung up.

Why all the doomsday preparations you may ask? Well Flap Jackson did ask and let me tell you the hoard of people outside have all united against the man they call Multi-Man and are demanding his home address so they can take turns showing what a crappy fighter he is. Not my words folks! Did you ever think you would see drug addicts, Paris Hilton, Hookers and a Clinton unite? Well to be honest yes, so this is no surprise as I watch from my plush Helicopter Massage seating as the hoard has breached the first line of defense, a wall made of Elmers glue and Popsicle sticks. Tragedy surely awaits if they get far beyond the bubble-wrap. This has been Flap Jackson with one final thought. Will Tardon jump out of an airplane with no parachute to mimic the first ever parachute less jump to safety? Will he forget to put up the net? Will he miss the net? We hope to have answers for you on the next report.

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For MSNBCNN this has been Flap Jacks on on FM 109.9 where we ignore the truth and say what we want you to think. This broadcast will not repeat in spanish on the news that Hillary has gone down in the polls after accepting the DNC Socialist nomination.

BlueFalcon · July 31, 2016

Jack Johnson tweets @ Tarter McNugget - you're a great fighter, but you were lucky to get me on the mat. Man up and take me on a rematch so I can break your larynx and finally get some peace and quiet around here.

July 31, 2016

[An impromptu press conference was called outside the home office of Bravado Productions. The press was invited to attend, on the promise that they would be given a juicy piece of company news. Certain "shock" journalists made predictions that ranged from H. F. Whisperer terminating Michio and replacing him with a spam bot, the company being sold to Kenlow73 for half a billion dollars, or that Hoarse Whisperer is finally coming out of the closet.

The journalists expected that the news would be the biggest surprise of the day, but instead they were actually more shocked to learn that the Bravado Productions headquarters is located in a double wide trailer parked behind a Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise that had been closed down by the city health inspector.

"I mean, I expected it to be a piece of shit, but... really? This is your f*#$ing office," one reporter said, "make a f&@king effort, Dude.]

"Okay, thank you all for visiting my home, I mean office," H. F. Whisperer said to the five press members that arrived, which included reporters from Sherdog, BJPenn.com, and a guy in board shorts and a wife beater that was representing Cage Potato. A representative from MMA.TV arrived, screaming "F the OG", but was quickly taken away by police when he removed his clothes.

"Today we would like to announce that, effective immediately, Bravado Productions has signed a deal with Kore Fight Nutrition, a supplement company based in Amsterdam. These guys are running a great company, and we're honored to be selling their products at our events."

A large nosed reporter with a reputation for asking questions to create drama decided to man up and ask if the rumors were true, "word on the vape grine is that you're planning to sell the company, that you're a homosexual, and that you're firing Michio Kaku and replacing him either with a dancing monkey or a spam bot. What do you say to these allegations?"

Mr. Whisperer thought for a moment, and gave one response before literally dropping his microphone and walking back into his trailer, "I'm not selling the company."

KingEpicity · August 1, 2016

Hello everybody today im here representing one of my clients, currently hes my most talked about client (by others and himself) anyways he wanted me to let the world know the opinion he has about the rankings list on which he was ranked #4 when asked if he seen that he was ranked he said "honeslty im apalled especially at the fact that im ranked lower then gomes again gomes lost his last fight i dont care what org it was in an to be honest i feel that johnson the man i dominated in my first fight would prolly beat gomes in a close fight but prolly by ko, and in my honest opion and yes what can i say im an honest man, mr. whisperer is actually mentally challenged i just found this out he actually has assburgers which means he thinks ur suppose to eat burgers with ur butthole an he does so 2-3 times a week so i do love the little weirdo but i took him out for burgers and i know next time i should take him for chinese or mexican anyways i hope gomes win so i can take his mom out for lunch shes a straight milf oh yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh brother." well then that answers that but i asked him if hed answer 1 more thing he replied " fuck him and the horse he whispered too im out ur fucking up my training by bitches" before i askd anything anyways this cocludes Tarts official state of ur moms dress thank u for ur support see u an ur mom soon.

Your clients skills are horrible for a 23 year old.

August 1, 2016

BraVado

Productions

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Bravado 3: Brown vs Dimotroglu was a mixed martial arts event held by Bravado Productions, in conjunction with Hoarseplay Writing Productions and the Vendetta alliance. This event took place on July 31, 2016 at the SOLD OUT Underground Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Bravado 3: Brown vs Dimotroglu

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Official Review

(Middleweight Division) Jed Knight versus Jason Dee Penn

Round 1 – Jason Dee Penn straight out of the gate with guns blazing, looking to land shots on the less experienced Jed Knight. After landing a body shot and eating a one-two combination, Dee Penn landed a double leg takedown into guard. After several minutes of inactivity, the referee forced the fighters to stand and reset in the center of the cage.

The fans grew more restless as both men were waiting for the other to make a mistake. Knight cracked Penn with a nice right hand and ate a left hook for his trouble. Penn landed another takedown and attempted to pass into half guard, but Knight used the opportunity to sweep, landing him in guard on top. Penn immediately threw his legs up, looking for a triangle or perhaps an armbar, and Knight stood up, slamming Penn to the floor, breaking the hold!

Knight escaped to his feet and landed some crisp punches on a noticeably fatigued JD Penn. Knight clinched with Penn against the cage, then pushed away, landed some shots, and clinched once more, spending the remainder of the round controlling his opponent.

Round 2 – The fans weren't all too thrilled with the level of action in that first round, but that disinterest was soon replaced with energy as Knight came out swinging! Knight landed a pair of hard jabs, followed by a left hook! JDP was hurt bad by the left hook, and almost went down! Knight pushed forward, narrowly avoiding a takedown attempt from Penn! Jed Knight cornered Jason Dee Penn and went to work! Jab, cross, uppercut! Jason Dee Penn went down, out cold!

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at seventeen seconds of the second round, declaring the winner by KNOCK OUT: Jed Knight!”

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(Welterweight Division) James Gattis versus Stephen Dean

Round 1 – Both fighters came out throwing mid kicks, and Gattis landed a swift jab on the button. Stephen Dean struggled to survive the early pressure of Gattis, who was constantly working- constantly attacking. James Gattis missed with a head kick, failed with a double leg takedown, missed with a jab, and clinched instead. Dean escaped the hold and landed a jab to the body before scoring a double leg takedown of his own, landing in guard on top.

From the top, Stephen Dean was as aggressive with ground and pound as Gattis had been with strikes on the feet- this cost Dean the position, as Gattis rolled to guard on top. Dean escaped and pushed his way back to his feet- although Gattis pressed him against the cage. In the clinch, Gattis threw punches, elbows, and knees, never letting up on the gas pedal at all.

Gattis picked Dean up and slammed him to the floor in a massive suplex! Gattis immediately started working for a submission, having taken the back of Dean prior to the takedown! Stephen Dean was in big trouble with over a minute to go in the round! Fortunately, Dean managed to survive until the bell sounded.

Round 2 – The constantly pressuring James Gattis opened with a turning side kick that narrowly missed the mark before landing a jab. Dean responded with a slapping leg kick, and Gattis dragged him back to the floor. This time, Dean held on and managed to stall long enough for the referee to stand them up.

Back on the feet, the pace had noticeably slowed since the opening round, with the output of Gattis being turned down multiple notches. Gattis clinched and then broke free. As tired as Gattis obviously was, Stephen Dean seemed to be even more tired, as neither man was really working for a finish by the end of this round.

Round 3 – Gattis clinched but couldn't hold on and ended up circling away. After failing with a pair of takedown attempts, Gattis scored a double leg on his third attempt, landing himself in half guard on top. Dean worked diligently to stand, but couldn't do it. Gattis went for a lazy kimura, but pretty much just laid in position until the referee stood them back up.

Gattis threw a half-hearted one-two combination, ate a lazy leg kick from Dean, and responded with a one-two that had a bit more pep on it. Dean immediately scored a takedown into guard on top. After a solid minute of non-action, Gattis wall walked back to his feet and played the slowest game of keep away that a paying audience has ever been subjected to.

“Ladies and gentlemen, after three rounds we go to the judge's scorecards for a decision. All three judges score the contest 30-27 for the winner by Unanimous Decision: James “Gas Tank” Gattis!”

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(Light-heavyweight Division) Johny Monemonic versus Dudley Fraiser

Round 1 – Monemonic opened with a power double leg attempt in the opening seconds, but Fraiser sees it coming and defends appropriately. Monemonic attempted to wrestle several times over the course of the next minute, and Fraiser tagged him with a few power punches that had him backing off. Fraiser ate a three punch combination and clinched with Monemonic, looking to tie him up.

From the clinch, Monemonic was landing some brutal knees, punishing the midsection of Fraiser. After trying to break free from the clinch a few times, Fraiser pulled guard instead. With Monemonic in his guard, Fraiser started working the high guard, and transitioned to a deep armbar! Monemonic was in big trouble... he fought the lock but eventually tapped to prevent injury.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at three minutes and fifty-seven seconds of the opening round, declaring the winner by tap out due to an armbar: Dudley Fraiser!”

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(Heavyweight Division) Broderick Brickstock versus Sukro Lesmono

Round 1 – Right away, Lesmono clinched and held on to Brickstock against the cage. With reports coming out of Lesmono's camp that he has been working on his balance, it's obvious that he has been preparing for takedown attempts from his opponent. After failing to score two takedowns of his own, the third time was the charm, as Lesmono tripped Brickstock to the floor.

In guard, Lesmono worked to pass the guard, but left himself open to a sweep, which Brickstock happily acted upon, rolling into guard on top. Brickstock left himself open as well, and Lesmono rolled back to the top position.

Lesmono landed some pitter-patter ground and pound while looking to pass the guard, and Brickstock rolled to the top in mount! This was big trouble for Lesmono! Brickstock held on tight and did little else. Lesmono managed to get back to half guard, and eventually to full guard once again, but Brickstock escaped to his feet. With seconds remaining in the round, Lesmono scored one last takedown into guard.

Round 2 – Brickstock opened with an immediate takedown of his own this time, landing in side control on top. As Lesmono attempted to shrimp his hips and either escape or at least get to a better position, Brickstock easily stood back up.

Lesmono attempted a double leg takedown, but Brickstock stuffed the attempt and circled away. Lesmono attempted another takedown, and Brickstock threw a wild series of punches- it looked cool, but nothing of consequence landed.

One minute into the round, Brickstock pushed forward with a big left-right combination that sent Lesmono crashing to the floor! Lesmono wobbled his way back to his feet with blood pouring down his face, and Brickstock tagged him one more time with a jab-uppercut combination that put Lesmono out cold stretched!

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at one minute twenty-nine seconds of the second round, declaring the winner by KNOCK OUT: Broderick “The Bastard” Brickstock!”

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(Middleweight Division) Justin James versus Bill Brown

Round 1 – Bill Brown scored an immediate takedown into half guard, which was big trouble for Justin James! However, James immediately escaped and returned to the center of the ring. From there, Justin James went to work: after landing a big overhand right, he made Brown pay for a flopped takedown attempt by stinging him with a right hand.

Bill Brown started swinging for the fences, throwing punches that were never going to land, all in the hopes of landing an errant finishing blow. One minute into the fight, James upped the pressure, landing jabs and right hands down the middle, rocking Bill Brown! Brown came in, looking for a takedown, and ate a jab-right hook that knocked him out cold! Big win for Justin James!

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at one minute fifty-seven seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by KNOCK OUT: Justin “The Outlaw” James!”

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For his post fight speech, Justin James said, “It feels great to win against such a skilled fighter like Bill Brown. Also to have so much support in doing something that have been doing all my life. My Manager Big Herm, Bravado Productions and all the coaches over at The Iron Palace who have trained me. This win is for you.. Thanks Fans!”

August 1, 2016

(Welterweight Division) Willie Salazar versus Eric Jackson

Round 1 – Eric Jackson opened this fight with a flashy head kick that briefly stunned Willie Salazar, prompting Salazar to attempt to clinch. Jackson stayed away, and attempted to repeat his success with another head kick that missed by a mile. Salazar rushed forward with a wild combination that missed, and then failed in an immediately repeated attempt. Jackson stung Salazar with a body kick and then clinched, landing brutal knees to the head and body of Salazar against the cage.

For several minutes, Jackson dominated from inside the clinch; Salazar flopped a takedown attempt, and then pulled guard. From the guard position on top, Eric Jackson went to work with ground and pound, until Salazar reversed, landing in guard on top instead!

Salazar attempted to pass the guard before going for an awkward guillotine attempt from the top... Jackson used the moment to escape! Clinched against the cage, Jackson landed a few short range punches before the round ended.

Round 2 – Jackson clinched straight away this time, and both fighters landed some shots against the cage. Jackson broke free of the clinch but immediately tied Salazar up again, and went back to landing knees. Salazar pulled guard and Jackson stood up, letting the man fall to the floor.

Jackson dominated several minutes from a distance, landing hard shots from the outside, and so Salazar clinched up once again. Jackson tagged Salazar with some hard knees to the kisser late in the round, rocking Salazar badly, but Willie Salazar managed to hold on and survive the round.

Round 3 – Eric Jackson dominated this round with his clinchwork. As Salazar began to slow down, Jackson kept the pressure on him, landing brutal knees, as well as some great kicks at a distance. Total blow out for Eric Jackson.

“Ladies and gentlemen, after three rounds of action we go to the judge's scorecards for a decision. All three judges score this bout 30-27 for the winner by Unanimous Decision: Eric “Clinch” Jackson!”

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(Middleweight Division) Willie Glee versus Daniel Cohen

Round 1 – Willie Glee came out swinging the second the referee said “fight”, but Daniel Cohen was much too fast for the wild punches of Glee. Cohen countered a sloppy left hook with a three punch combination, followed by a leg kick that almost knocked Glee to the floor. Cohen stood right in front of Glee, using pure head movement to avoid incoming strikes, and landed technical blows of his own.

Cohen clinched up with Glee, holding him against the cage before he landed some strikes and pulling guard. Glee pretty much just laid on top of Cohen before Cohen escaped back to his feet.

This round was a complete domination by Daniel Cohen.

Round 2 – Much like the opening round, Glee came out swinging, but found himself receiving some abuse for his troubles. Cohen broke Glee's nose with a head kick, clinched, and then pushed away again. Cohen clinched once more, pulled guard, and then escaped. Rinse and repeat.

Round 3 – Willie Glee came out, as though looking to strike, and instead scored a takedown into the full guard of Daniel Cohen. Cohen escaped, and was held against the cage by Glee. Cohen reversed the position, landed a few quick punches against the cage, and then broke free.

Back at a distance, we saw more of Daniel Cohen's Matrix style head movement, as well as his crisp counter-striking game, as he made Glee pay for every failed blow. Willie Glee started coming forward, more aggressive, obviously knowing that he needed a finish to win this fight. Glee attempted a jab, and Cohen caught him coming in, smashing a brutal head kick against the neck of Glee! Willie Glee went down, and Daniel Cohen poured on the ground and pound from the top, forcing the referee to intervene!

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at two minutes and sixteen seconds of the third round, declaring the winner by T-K-O: Daniel Cohen!”

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In his post-fight victory speech, Daniel Cohen thanked the fans in attendance for their support.

Willie Glee said, “I'll be back.”

(Middleweight Division) Frank Miller versus Jack Quinn

Round 1 – Jack Quinn scored an immediate takedown into the full guard of Frank Miller. Although he attempted to do some damage from above, Jack Quinn was unable to make the position count, and so the referee stood the fighters up.

Quinn responded with an immediate takedown into guard once more. After a similar amount of time to the first go around, the referee once again stood the men up, and Quinn brought the fight to the ground yet again. With one minute left in the round, never man had really landed anything of substance, aside from the takedowns themselves. With thirty seconds on the clock, Jack Quinn postured up from guard and started working ground and pound, to the chorus of boos from the audience.

Round 2 – After avoiding a few sloppy punches from Quinn, Frank Miller scored a takedown into side control. Quinn regained half guard, and Miller immediately passed back into side control. Quinn got back to half guard again, so Miller started pushing a forearm choke on him. As Quinn defended the choke, Miller passed into mount!

Frank Miller started hunting for the armbar, rolled for one! But Jack Quinn managed to defend the position. Near the end of the round, Jack Quinn reversed to the top and attempted an awkward guillotine that never went anywhere. Quinn landed some pitter-patter shots to close out the round, but Jack Miller dominated this five minute period.

Round 3 – Quinn rushed forward, throwing a series of sloppy, looping punches, but Frank Miller ducked under and attempted a double leg takedown! Quinn stuffed the attempt. Miller chased him down, faked some punches, and then dove into the legs of Quinn, taking him down.

From the closed guard of Jack Quinn, Frank Miller was forced onto the defensive, as Quinn was working a high guard, threatening with submissions. A lengthy position battle ensued, with Miller advancing to full mount! Frank Miller attempted repeatedly to force a choke or armlock from the top position but was unable to make anything happen.

“Ladies and gentlemen, after three rounds we go to the judges scorecards for a decision. All three judges score the bout 29-28 for the winner by Unanimous Decision: Frank “Mental” Miller!”

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(Middleweight Division) Inferno Pandaa versus Joyo Kumlakar

Round 1 – Joyo Kumlakar attempted an early takedown that failed horribly, and then repeated the attempt with a little early-round submission spam. Inferno Pandaa shrugged off both attempts and clinched, pushing Kumlakar against the cage. With Kumlakar trapped against the fence, Pandaa went to work, landing some hard knees to the body of Kumlakar! Joyo Kumlakar took a big, deep breath not even one minute into the round, obviously hurt from a body shot!

Pandaa landed a big knee to the face that opened a cut over the eye of Kumlakar! Inferno Pandaa started landing more and more knees, and Joyo Kumlakar covered up against the cage, obviously hurt! Oh, Panda rocked him with a big knee from the Thai plum!

Joyo Kumlakar recovered from the damage a bit, and started working desperately to take Pandaa down, with no success. Pandaa pushed the action, landing more and more knees against the cage! Kumlakar went down hard! Pandaa immediately clinched him back up when he regained his footing, and went back to work with the knees! Kumlakar went down against the cage and Pandaa hammered him with right hands until the referee stepped in to save Joyo from more punishment!

Inferno Pandaa is now the linear Sovereignty light-heavyweight champion.

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at two minutes fifty-one seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by T-K-O: Inferno “Mr. Singapore” Pandaa!”

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In his victory interview, Inferno Pandaa gave a speech about his own greatness that came off a bit cocky. I wonder why.

(Light-heavyweight Division) Jackson Brown versus Arnoldur Dimotroglu

Round 1 – Jackson Brown went to work early with power punches from the outside; Dimotroglu responded with a quick-footed takedown into the half guard of Jackson Brown. Dimotroglu went to work immediately with ground and pound!

Jackson Brown tried to escape, but was completely pinned beneath Arnoldur Dimotroglu, who was relentlessly battering Brown!

“Jackson Brown is in BIG TROUBLE,” the ringside commentator shouted into his mic!

Dimotroglu cracked Brown with a big elbow from the top and Brown rolled to his side, covering up! Dimotroglu postured up, landing elbow after elbow! The referee took a long look, commanding Brown to fight back, and after a few moments passed, he pulled Dimotroglu off of him, stopping the fight!

“Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has called a stop to this contest at one minute, fifty-eight seconds of the very first round, declaring the winner by T-K-O: Arnoldur Dimotroglu!”

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[After Action Report]

Fight of the Night: N/A

Knockout of the Night: Inferno Pandaa

Submission of the Night: Dudley Fraiser

Subjective, introspective, and all around biased top five rankings update:

Welterweight – 170 lbs

1 – Mladen Tomasevic

2 – Phil Cerrone

3 – Mirko Pezzulla

4 – Timur Pugin

5 – Flatbush Diaz

Middleweight – 185 lbs

1 – Reuben Kincaid

2 – Inferno Pandaa +

3 – Marcus Browne

4 – Jed Knight +

5 – Justin James +

Light-heavyweight – 205 lbs

1 – Arnoldur Dimotroglu +

2 – Mikedmondson Edmondson

3 – Brandon Stark

4 – Dewo Banget

5 – Jam Suckletooth

Heavyweight – 265 lbs

1 – Mickey Darmody

2 – Capso Hapso

3 – Rancho Wildslap

4 – Ernie Balagtas

5 – Broderick Brickstock +

Super-heavyweight – 265+ lbs

1 – Jerome Bland

2 – Bipolar Opposite

3 – Hollyfield Gomes

4 – Tarton McFukur -

5 – Droppa Cleveland

MichioKaku · August 1, 2016

Hello BP fighters and managers,

My name is Michio Kaku, the up until now silent partner who just sends Hoarse money while seeking out new talent. My main position besides writing checks in the company is to find new talent and help anyone who needs it, new or vet manager, but mostly the newer managers need it.

I am new by most managers standards, but have taken to the game and learned a lot in a short amount of time as my life allows me to dedicate to much time to the game. I want to extend my hand more so to the newer managers that may need help creating a fighter, know what to train at what gym and even sliders which have everyone scratching their heads early in the game and I was a victim early as well, but was lucky to have Hoarse come and show me what everything is and how it works. I can be as little or as much of a helping hand as you need.

Yeah yeah, stop talking and tell us about the money. I hear you! So from time to time I will be handing cash out of my pocket, not BP money, my own cash to newer managers/fighters who impress me. Tonight I was very impressed by two fighters who I felt took a giant leap with their fighters victories. Dudley Fraiser who won the Sub of the night award will get my (I don't have a name for it) New manager bonus for taking out someone who has his own gym and is in management in another org. Very impressive since he did this out of Cozads gym (we need to have a little chat about that sir). Another great fight was Justin James who didn't let an early take down stop him as he jumped back to his feet and started showing of his boxing skills as he finished his fight by KO.

And I see now Hoarse has just posted the review which would have saved me some typing:) These two managers (I know people want money on the manager not the fighter) will get 10k total in bonuses. This may not happen every event, but I honestly wish it would.

I would also like to invite people to the forums for trash talk, banter and whatever as we try to have fun in there. We are currently working on a bonus system for your forum contributions as well as any news articles you may submit, even if it is to promote your own fighter. If you have an idea that would get managers to be more involved in the organization, please do send them to us.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=55272

We really do want you managers and fighters to be happy. Please submit any feedback via PM or anonymously on your contracts page. Reminder that we cannot see who writes anything when it is anonymous so include your name if you want to be known. Link here as well.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/contracts.php

And last best not least. Please rate our Org. We have over 100 fighters and only seven ratings. I sure hope we are doing a better job than 7% of the managers rating us so please show your support by voting. We strive for 10, if its not a 10 please let us know why so it can be addressed properly in the above link. The below link is a quick link to the ratings page that is just the contracts page with a click of the red X and green Check mark button at the top.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/satisfaction.php

August 1, 2016

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Phil Cerrone

I've just got off the phone to my legendary manager Mr Danny Laverty MBE and he says he's landed me a fight with Gary Busey?!! THE Gary Busey?? Holy shit he's my damn hero! ... Uhh, what's that.. I'm fighting Gary Abusy..? Dammit Hoarse you really are taking the piss now.

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