"Revolution Island - Official Smack Talk Thread".

[Guest]

Anthony Jay Bronie

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1-0-0

 

"Rev Island Let's Bang? That what we're calling it? Well damn, might as well, because this is gonna be my night to shine again. Bang! Bang! Now, granted, it's just against some kid, but that doesn't mean I'll go easy on him. Doesn't mean I won't underestimate him either though, so many people go into the cage with their head held so high, talking shit, only to have their egos smashed to the ground like their shattered bones. Well that won't be me. I'll go into every fight assuming the other guy is bringing his damn best, because I wouldn't expect any less, and I won't bring any less than my best either. Always respect you opponent, or he'll have you on the floor before you know what he's even done to get there. Lastly, like to give a shout out to the guys at my new gym. A lot of you are wonderful and have helped me learn some new things, and I hope I can make you all proud! And since many are in Rev-Island too, maybe someday we can do a bit more than sparring eh? A.J.B out."

[Tycooner]

 

Revolution Time To Fight Event Preview

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Welcome back Revolution Island viewers to another event preview! This time we'll be breaking down Revolution Time To Fight, another fantastic card coming to you live this Sunday from the Underground. Let's get right down to business.

145 lbs - Quincy Queef (0-1-0 MMA, 0-1-0 RI) vs. Jochem Vermeer (0-1-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

Though billed as "The Big" Queef, the American's debut was more of a whimper as he was rocked by ground and pound late in the first round at Revolution Island Night 1 and was unable to recover in time to avoid being finished soon after the beginning of the second. His opponent, Dutch boxer Jochem Vermeer, was also knocked out in his pro debut after being dazed by punches near the end of the first round before being put out cold by a textbook spinning backfist. Both men are normally strikers, despite Queef's multiple takedowns in his debut, but Vermeer's boxing career was indicative of a better chin than his debut would suggest which should give him the edge here.

Prediction: Jochem Vermeer by 3rd round TKO

170 lbs - Curtis Cambridge (0-1-0 MMA, 0-1-0 RI) vs. Guido Sarducci (0-1-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

Two more men looking to bounce back from disappointing debuts, this welterweight affair will pit 18-year-old British boxer Curtis Cambridge against fellow striker and gossip columnist for the Vatican Enquirer Father Guido Sarducci. Both fighters succumbed to first round submissions against superior grapplers in their first fights and both must be happy to be unlikely to have to deal with any ground shenanigans this time out. Neither man really had the opportunity to display their striking prowess in their first fights, but based off experience alone one would expect Sarducci to be the more developed athlete and thus have some advantage here.

Prediction: Guido Sarducci by unanimous decision

205 lbs - Marcus Davis (1-1-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI) vs. Michaelangelo Tuttle (debut)

With one of the best nicknames on the Island, Michaelangelo "The Other Ninja" Tuttle should have little trouble attracting fans if he can be victorious in his debut against Argentinian grappling ace Marcus Davis. The possibility for victory is clearly there for Tuttle as Davis has displayed a vulnerability to strikes before, being knocked out early in his pro debut, but he also needed less than a minute to finish his next fight by armbar and will likely be similarly dominant if he can bring his man to the mat here. The New Yorker Tuttle is an excellent boxer but has little experience on the mat and is a similarly skilled wrestler to his opponent, making this match tough to call and unlikely to end by decision.

Prediction: Marcus Davis by 1st round submission

205 lbs - Brooks Sumner (1-0-0, 0-0-0 RI) vs. Michael Quincy (1-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

Hoping for a better debut than his brother Incy, English wrestle-boxer Michael Quincy at least has the advantage of a small amount of pro experience as he looked very sharp in scoring a first round TKO over Jay Marks several weeks ago. Brock Sumner will be a substantial step up in competition however as the American showed well-rounded skills in his debut by easily surviving on the ground against his opponent before finishing him with a nice standing combination in the second round. A purple belt in jiu-jitsu, Sumner's biggest advantage in this bout would likely be on the ground, but he has no real background in wrestling and may struggle to get the fight there. As long as Quincy can maintain distance and avoid being put on his back or even giving Sumner the opportunity to pull guard he will have a clear path to victory here.

Prediction: Michael Quincy by unanimous decision

265 lbs - Mundo Roberts (debut) vs. Card Stuffer (debut)

Two big men stepping into the cage for the first time as professionals, we should see a couple of very evenly matched opponents here. Both men are Americans with a strong collegiate wrestling background but both have also spent ample time polishing their striking and are generally expected to stand and bang here. You can flip a coin to pick a winner, but it looks like "Choo Choo" Roberts is the more accomplished inside fighter and combining that with his extremely decorated managerial team I have to give him the slight edge in this one. That said, you absolutely can't count out Card Stuffer here, especially if the Californian can catch his opponent stepping in to clinch.

Prediction: Mundo Roberts by 2nd round TKO

155 lbs - Giovanni Greco (2-1-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI) vs. CM Kong (1-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

Italian dirty boxer Giovanni "The Neo Hitman" Greco is one of the most promising fighters in Revolution Island lightweight division, even coming off a loss. After finishing both of his first opponents in the first round Greco also showed he can grind through adversity as he survived two rounds of brutal ground and pound to see the bell in a fight where he could easily have been finished. CM Kong is less experienced but possesses a dangerous combination of well-practiced kicks and punches on the feet and underrated submissions off his back, a skill he showed off in catching his first opponent with a guillotine after a takedown in only 18 seconds. Greco will have to be wary of ending up the ground with Kong, but other than that his stifling close-range game seems like the perfect antidote to his flashier opponent.

Prediction: Giovanni Greco by 1st round TKO

205 lbs - Malcolm Reynolds (1-0-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI) vs. Jan Urzu (2-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

The main card kicks off with a light heavyweight bout between two fighters who have yet to taste defeat in their professional career. Dashing rogue "Captain" Mal Reynolds overcame an early cut in his debut to take a unanimous decision against Russian boxer Peter Marinov while new Revoluton Island signing Jan Urzu finished both of his professional opponents with strikes, showing a preference to work primarily in the clinch. Both men are quite closely matched in terms of ability, but Reynolds is perhaps the stronger and more technical man up close and with that also the Hungarian's wheelhouse he might have an edge here. Either way, expect both men to fight hard to the final bell.

Prediction: Malcolm Reynolds by split decision

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135 lbs - Jack Strong (4-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI) vs. Mbawe Kanyange (1-0-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI)

Four straight victories in local competition have earned Polish striker Jack Strong the chance to become bantamweight champion in his promotional debut as Revolution Island's first title fight continues the night of excitement. A relentless clinch striker, Strong's dynamite punches have been his hallmark thus far, including a lightning-quick five second knockout of Oleksandr Usyk. His opponent had a memorable debut at Revolution Island Night 2, knocking down the favored Chiumbo Diabang with a first round head kick and controlling the bout the rest of the way for a clear-cut decision. The 18-year-old Ethiopian Kanyange is well-rounded for his age but he likely lacks the strength or wrestling background to take this fight to the ground and is almost certain to be overmatched on the feet. Another upset for him here would truly be the birth of an Island legend.

Prediction: Jack Strong by 1st round TKO

155 lbs - Kingston Brown (1-0-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI) vs. Enzo Dimelo (1-0-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI)

It's been a mixed bag for the Dimelo family in MMA so far but one brother who has been a clear success is Enzo, who put a one-sided beating on Sleep Deprived at Revolution Island 2 en route to a 1st round TKO finish. It was a similar performance to the even faster stoppage garnered by Kingstone Browne at the previous event when he needed less than a minute to brutalize MK Ultra so badly in the clinch that the Afghani boxer announced his retirement soon afterward. Both men are primarily punchers but the Canadian Dimelo may be slightly less accomplished up close, and history has shown that to be the most reliable path to difficulty. Expect a closely-contested back-and-forth battle here ending in a late stoppage.

Prediction: Kingston Browne by third round TKO

185 lbs - Chico Cunha (2-0-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI) vs. Harold Harmbe (4-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

The main event of the evening features another returning Revolution Island competitor as Brazilian boxer "Mosquito" Cunha looks to follow up his Knockout of the Night performance at Island Night 2 with another brilliant performance against undefeated Rev Island newcomer Harold "The Gorilla" Harmbe. A well-rounded competitor, Harmbe has finished two of his four wins by submission but is not helpless on the feet, particularly in the clinch where his knee strikes are quite dangerous. He definitely won't want to spend any time at striking distance with Cunha as the Brazilian packs dynamite in his fists, needing barely over a minute in the cage total to render his first two professional opponents senseless, even rocking Island Champion with a mostly-blocked punch in his last outing, often the hallmark of a truly devastating hitter. There is a very real chance that he could end this fight with one of the first blows he lands, but if he does not the odds favor him being gradually overwhelmed by the diverse skillset of his more experienced opponent.

Prediction: Harold Harmbe by 2nd round TKO

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That's it for the preview, make sure to tune in tomorrow for Revolution Let's Bang and Sunday for the card we just broke down, and of course check out Talk to Taco and Darkness Clothing.

 

Great job with the preview sir !

[Tycooner]

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Fast Min with everybody's favorite guy

Taco Stiffy

Is this Revolution Island or Shark Island?

Taco thinks there is blood in the water!

Some of the weight classes are filling up with sharks!

The roster is starting to look real good

well unless you are a fish that is !

More fights will be booked later today right after Revolution Let's Bang 1!

Smile Pretty for taco!

[Panic]

 

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Fast Min with everybody's favorite guy

Taco Stiffy

Is this Revolution Island or Shark Island?

Taco thinks there is blood in the water!

Some of the weight classes are filling up with sharks!

The roster is starting to look real good

well unless you are a fish that is !

More fights will be booked later today right after Revolution Let's Bang 1!

Smile Pretty for taco!

 

Best event name ever. Simple yet sexually harassing at the same time.

[Guest]

Anthony Jay Bronie

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"A.J.B. here. Bang! Bang! Another win at #RevIsland, but the kid put up a hell of a fight, doc says my chin might have that dent for months. But, with that said and done, it's time for me to look forward. I'm not one to braggart over a win against a kid, I know it was stacked in my favor, so instead I've got to train twice as hard for whoever faces me next. I've got enough supplements in my house to feed a small nation right now, and I'll be pushing my body to it's limit to get ready. The boys at the gym, my corner, and especially my family deserve the best out of me, and I hope to prove I can provide that. So, Mr. Tycoon, just send me whose next and we can get on with that eh? I'm always ready for a fight, and there's nobody I'll back down from! A.J.B. out!"

[Victorio]

 

 

Anthony Jay Bronie

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2-0-0

"A.J.B. here. Bang! Bang! Another win at #RevIsland, but the kid put up a hell of a fight, doc says my chin might have that dent for months. But, with that said and done, it's time for me to look forward. I'm not one to braggart over a win against a kid, I know it was stacked in my favor, so instead I've got to train twice as hard for whoever faces me next. I've got enough supplements in my house to feed a small nation right now, and I'll be pushing my body to it's limit to get ready. The boys at the gym, my corner, and especially my family deserve the best out of me, and I hope to prove I can provide that. So, Mr. Tycoon, just send me whose next and we can get on with that eh? I'm always ready for a fight, and there's nobody I'll back down from! A.J.B. out!"

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"Neo-Hitman" Giovanni Greco (2-1):

 

"A bum speaking a huge paragraph! Look at the attention you got bum. You are fighting in MY division so beware of what you're saying. After I finished the business with CM Kong, I guess you're next in line for me to execute. You can let your friends step up as substitute but again, you're fighting MY division, you can't hide. "

[carlosdanger]

Rev Island Let's Bang 1 Event Review

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Another successful event from Revolution Island, Let's Bang 1 thrilled a nearly sold-out crowd at The Underground on Friday with only one fight going the distance and thrilling upsets and finishes throughout.

155 lbs - Emmitt Brown Jr. (0-1-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI) vs. Phil Morris (debut)

In a dominant effort from "Doc" Brown Jr., the dirty boxer paid no heed to his opponent's submission ability, trusting in his wrestling as he put the much larger man in the clinch and shut him down completely, shrugging off some sloppy takedown attempts while hammering Morris with heavy punches to the head and body. Badly hurt near the minute mark, Morris was unable to recover from the onslaught and ate several more punches than were really necessary, with Brown criticizing the referee for the late stoppage in the fight's aftermath.

Prediction: Phil Morris by 2nd round submission

Actual Result: Emmitt Brown by 1st round TKO (1:29)

185 lbs - Dab Daddy (debut) vs. Mel Neelin (0-1-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

The fight game is a tough way to make a living, even in paradise, and not everybody is cut out for it. There's no shame in hanging things up when it doesn't work out, as it didn't for the fighter formerly known as Mel Neelin. Things started well enough for him in this fight as he scored with some stiff punches at a distance and in the clinch against the American Dab Daddy, but after a nice shoot takedown near the midpoint of the round you could see the drive leave him. Daddy fought through some half-hearted submission attempts and passed to side control where he softened his opponent up with ground and pound before transitioning beautifully from an arm triangle choke to an armlock to elicit the tap. Neelin announced he would no longer be fighting professionally, or even going by the same name, at the post-fight conference.

Prediction: Dab Daddy by 3rd round submission

Actual Result: Dab Daddy by 1st round submission (4:28)

205 lbs - Rico Dimelo (debut) vs. Sylvester Stallone (debut)

The rough road for many of the younger Dimelo brothers continues as 20-year-old Rico proved a game opponent but simply couldn't overcome the significant edge in experience enjoyed by his opponent. A quickly-bloodied Dimelo started strong, scoring a takedown and connecting with some ground and pound but an ill-advised leglock attempt resulted in him losing top position and though he again dragged the battle to the feet near the end of the round the younger Canadian was clearly beginning to fade. With his hands dropping from exhaustion, Dimelo was a sitting duck for "The First Black Belt" in the second as the American teed off, stumbling him with a jab befoer a massive overhand right shut out his lights entirely for a highlight reel knockout.

Prediction: Sylvester Stallone by unanimous decision

Actual Result: Sylvester Stallone by 2nd round TKO (0:21)

205 lbs - Daichi Nomura (debut) vs. Jimmy McPaddy (1-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

The next bout of the night held much better luck for the ground fighter as debuting Japanese submission whiz Daichi Nomura lived up to the hype and more with a lightning-quick victory over the Scottish boxer Jimmy McPaddy. Perhaps surprisingly, McPaddy did not attempt to outfight the much shorter man as he clinched immediately after the opening bell and pushed Nomura back against the cage. "Okami" was happy to oblige as he had little trouble in pulling guard from that position and needed only a few seconds to latch on a triangle choke, switching to an armbar when the tap wasn't forthcoming. At the post-fight press conference it was announced that McPaddy would no longer be competing under the Rev Island banner, having opted to take his considerable striking talents to the competing Lighthouse organization.

Prediction: Daichi Nomura by 1st round submission

Actual Result: Daichi Nomura by 1st round submission (0:26)

170 lbs - Hugo Dimelo (debut) vs. Grognak the Barbarian (1-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

Another of the older Dimelo brothers, ground and pound specialist Hugo displayed the advantage that comes with experience by having a much more successful debut that some of his siblings. After a rough start to the round that saw Grognak the Barbarian connecting with some hard blows to the head, Dimelo landed the takedown he needed. From there the smaller man was able to control his Swedish opponent with ease, slipping into half guard and raining down a seemingly endless series of blows. Some hammerfists appeared to hurt Grognak near the midpoint of the round but he seemed to clear the cobwebs and return to intelligent defense, prompting Dimelo to pass all the way to side control where a series of vicious elbows, and eventually more strikes from mount, finally forced the referee to intervene and save the protesting Barbarian from his own toughness.

Prediction: Hugo Dimelo by split decision

Actual Result: Hugo Dimelo by 1st round TKO (4:36)

265 lbs - Jamason Brown (1-0-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI) vs. Greg Monson (0-1-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

Few observers gave the granite-chinned but overmatched Greg Monson much of a chance against the hard-hitting Jamason Brown, and the few who did should not have gone against the grain as their bout unfolded exactly as would be expected. The hard-hitting Brown immediately worked his way to close quarters with his smaller opponent and began to unload aggressively with punches, targeting the body with particular ferocity. Able to offer nothing in return but a few desperate takedown attempts, the Floridian was eventually overwhelmed, desperately reaching to protect his bruised ribs and opening himself up for a massive uppercut that put him out cold for a walk-off KO.

Prediction: Jamason Brown by 1st round KO

Actual Result: Jamason Brown by 1st round KO (1:54)

155 lbs - Anthony Jay Bronie (1-0-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI) vs. Slow Learner (debut)

The scarred and battered A.J.B. - Anthony Jay Bronie - remains undefeated on the Island as the American grappling wizard easily outclassed Albanian Slow Learner on the ground en route to an impressive victory. The boxer Learner did his best work early in the first round, marking up Bronie's face with repeated jabs to the face but Bronie was holding his own and gave a hint of things to come with a late takedown and guard pass in the first round. Ducking under a pair of sloppy hooks earlier in the second, Bronie effortlessly passed to side control on a botched sweep attempt, then mount, where he rained down a series of punches and elbows that seemed to cause some serious damage somewhere as Learner began tapping furiously from the pain.

Prediction: Anthony Jay Bronie by 1st round submission

Actual Result: Anthony Jay Bronie by 2nd round submission (1:30)

205 lbs - Karol Rudszewski (debut) vs. Tyler Jensen (2-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

This featured bout at light heavyweight delivered all the stand-up fireworks it promised as the overconfident Polish boxing stylist "Carlitto" Rudszewski focused all of his effort on trying to land knockout combinations and insteaf found himself chopped down by crisp kicks to the leg and body before being smashed to the canvas on the end of a beautiful combination himself, courtesy of the American Tyler Jensen. It was truly a flawless performance for the Denver-based Muay Thai practitioner as he overcame an early cut to put on a striking clinic at a range and in the clinch before finally forcing the referee to intervene after a series of hard punches rendered his opponent unable to intelligently defend himself.

Prediction: Tyler Jensen by 3rd round TKO

Actual Result: Tyler Jensen by 1st round TKO (2:57)

265 lbs - Tommy Rosario (1-1-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI) vs. Prince Tycooner (1-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI)

In the co-main event Spanish knockout artist Tommy Rosario scored the biggest upset of the card by easily dispatching American striking sensation Prince Tycooner in just over six minutes, leaving "Pretty Boy" looking rather the worst for wear thanks to a four-inch gash over his right eye that was opened in the early seconds of the fight thanks to a picture-perfect high kick. Tycooner's lack of variety on the feet was a big problem as he fouht strictly as a boxer while Rosario connected consistently with a variety of flashy kicks as well as some hellacious clinch elbows. There was some talk of stopping the fight between rounds but Tycooner did answer the bell, lasting only another minute before being stunned by another close-range elbow and sent packing with a fearsome uppercut and follow-up strikes. With his combination of chin and power, Rosario looks to be one to watch in the division.

Prediction: Prince Tycooner by 3rd round TKO

Actual Result: Tommy Rosario by 2nd round TKO (1:13)

155 lbs - Anthony Pettis (2-0-0 MMA, 0-0-0 RI) vs. Eddie Alverez (1-0-0 MMA, 1-0-0 RI)

The main event provided a reasonably competitive, if still easy to call, bout between two very high level and evenly-matched fighters. Contested almost entirely at close range, Anthony Pettis appeared to be the stronger man and was able to control his opponent more effectively in the clinch with his accurate dirty boxing landing at a noticeably higher rate. Alvarez was never overmatched however and connected with some clean shots of his own, but it was clear by the time the final bell rang that the decision would not be going his way. Both men earned the respect from the crowd for their chins, never appearing to be close to being finished at any point in the bout, but the biggest pop from the fans definitely came in the post-fight interview when it was revealed that "Showtime" and Anthony Jay Bronie would be fighting in ten days time for the inaugural Rev Island lightweight championship.

Prediction: Anthony Pettis by 1st round KO

Actual Result: Anthony Pettis by unanimous decision

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[Tycooner]

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[Wolf]

Keep up the good work with previews and posters.

 

JJ could we get mass PM's to say when the preview is up please? I only saw these just now

[Tycooner]

Keep up the good work with previews and posters.

 

JJ could we get mass PM's to say when the preview is up please? I only saw these just now

yes sir i forgot to send those out i will make sure i do from now on

and thanks

[Guest]

For the record, if AJB wins his match, I'm a-ok with taking Hitman as AJB's first title defense.

[Victorio]

For the record, if AJB wins his match, I'm a-ok with taking Hitman as AJB's first title defense.

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"Hitman G" Giovanni Greco (3-1):

 

"Yeah, can't wait to bury your sissy boy's face in the landfill you live. But hey first of all guys, please enjoy the most prestigious title fight between the greatest scrub of all time, Anthony Jay Bronie and the greatest fraud of all time, Anthony Pettis! The winner will face the future Island #1, the future Island HOF and the future MMA legend, Giovanni Greco! Don't forget to ask for your illegal live stream, grab a beer, smoke a blunt and ready to laugh on 3rd October! "

[Tycooner]

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Island Icons Preview

By Roco Milstown

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Hey folks, Rocco here with my first ever preview.

 

This event will crown the First Featherweight and Light Heavyweight divisions on Revolution Island, as Roman Francis takes on Erikson Fry and Ezekiel Curtis will look to score another first round knockout against “Wwe Super Star” Brock Lesnar.

 

The Underground has got plenty to look forward to as Revolution Island brings 10 action packed fights to the fans who somehow got to the Island without dying at the hands and fangs of the several dangerous animals that inherit the Island.

 

Fight 1-Mitch Bond vs Petar Marinov

Marinov wasn’t too impressive in his Island debut, but Bond managed to score fight of the night in his debut. Both have impressive striking at their disposal, and I see this fight going the distance with Bond having a slight edge.

Bond via Unanimous Decision

 

Fight 2-Miko Dimelo vs Baked Ziti Esposito

This is the debut of the Middleweight Dimelo, as he takes on Esposito, who Layne Staley submitted within 2 minutes. Baked has the edge in stand up and wrestling and Dimelo has a definitive edge in Muay Thai. Both are Blue Belts in BJJ. I’m not too sure whether Esposito has the skills to pay the bills, but takedowns might be where he wins this.

Esposito via Unanimous Decision

 

Fight 3-Rhea Garcia Jr vs Kameron Kulina

Another battle between a 0-1 fighter taking on a debuting prospect. However, unlike the last fight, I think the debuting fighter has this one. Both have really great striking, but Kulina has better wrestling and better standup, and I predict a finish here.

Kulina via KO Punches Round 1

 

Fight 4-Iggy Izeal vs Taco Stiffy - everybody's favorite guy!

Sigh...Taco. I don’t think there will ever be another Taco Stiffy unless he lays an egg and hatches a clone. His record might not look amazing at 1-1, but he has contributed a significant amount to the Island, Including “Talk to Taco.” Izeal, who is 1-2, is definitely a Muay Thai expert, but I see Taco getting an easy win here.

Stiffy via Submission Arm-Triangle Round 1

 

Fight 5-Artiom Logaczow vs Chris Wong

This is the easiest fight on the card for me to predict. While I don’t think any fight is guaranteed, I see this playing out like this; Logaczow gets a huge takedown, Wong locks in Guillotine, Artiom taps out, 24 seconds. I’ll bet an imaginary $5 dollars.

Wong via Submission Guillotine Round 1 (0:24)

 

Fight 6-Marcellus Alexander vs Kevin Ontario

Everything about this fight screams squash for Alexander. He’s in the red corner, He’s good looking, he’s got foreign marketability, and his opponent’s nickname is “The Cheese.” However, take away the the superficial crap and I see this going another way.

 

Yes Alexander is a wonderful wrestler, but being a white belt and going to the ground with a Blue belt isn’t a wonderful idea, and he can’t win this on the feet either. I think Ontario is going to handle this before the final bell.

Ontario via TKO Punches Round 3

 

Fight 7-RJ MacReady vs Layne Staley

I love this fight. Both of these guys are 1-0, and they both shined at Revolution Island Night 1.

I love both as characters and I love both as competitors. Unfortunately, only one can win.

I see Staley winning this one, as his takedowns are going to get his in better positions and his Purple belt isn’t for show.

Hopefully RJ doesn’t use a flamethrower in this fight. That’s the only thing I know about the movie “The Thing.”

Staley via Submission Armbar round 1

 

 

 

Fight 8-Roman Francis vs Erikson Fry for the 205 lbs title

 

“The Last Viking” seems to be a terribly underrated competitor. His chubby face and awful looking tattoos make him seem like a goof. However, he’s strong as an ox, and what he lacks in finishing power he makes up for in pure pressure.

 

Francis has gotten all 4 of his wins within the Islands QFC system, and all of his victories have been via first round (T)KO.

However, I see Fry getting a finish via either late knockout or decision via pressure and clinch domination. Coin flip...it landed on tails so I guess decision.

Fry via Unanimous Decision

 

 

 

 

Fight 9-Hank Henshaw vs Blast Knobpunch

 

This fight feels like it’s going to be a showcase fight for Henshaw. “Suntan Superman” is real damn popular on the Island, and Blast looks to be his first target.

He could win, as nothing in MMA is guaranteed, but I think Henshaw is going to get the win within the first round.

Henshaw via Submission Triangle Round 1

 

 

 

Fight 10-Ezekiel Curtis vs Brock Lesnar for the 145 lbs title

The younger brother of Isaac Curtis, Ezekiel seems like a lovable blue collar guy.

He’s fighting one of the many Brock Lesnar clones in the game. Broke Kayfabe there.

These two are 8-0 all together and this has potential to be the fight of the night. However, I see Curtis getting a quick KO and winning The first Featherweight belt in Revolution Island.

Curtis via KO Head Kick Round 1

[Tycooner]

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Taco is here to let every body know that there is a prize for best shit

Smack Talker of the season

the best smack talker will get 100k and a smack talker Custom Trophy

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To win all you have to do is talk smack here and on buzz

when you talk smack on buzz use

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for your smack talk to be count

Taco say he dont talk smack but taco will smack you !!

Taco no smack you

thats taco smack talking to show you

$100000 G's just for talking some shit

smile pretty for Taco!

[Victorio]

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Hey what's up Island people! Here is Mister Victorio...what? Who the heck is this guy? Excuse me, I am Jay Tycoon's special agent. So...are you more familiar of me now? Thanks!

 

Don't get me wrong, I am actually a writer who earned some respect outside The Island. May I get some too here for writing the preview for FIGHT NIGHT on 3rd October?

 

Highlighted by two title fights, this event would be the biggest event in Revolution Island. But first of all we have a LHW bout to start it off:

 

Michael Quincy vs Konstantin Zuev

 

Two LHW warriors are clashing with their palms sweaty, arms heavy and mom's spaghetti...what? Yeah who isn't nervous to get the first win here? Michael Quincy unfortunately lost his Revolution Island debut by first round submission. As a wrestleboxer with decent power, he's unable to handle Brooks Sumner, the BJJ purple belt grappler's aggressive guard game. Quincy's elementary ground fighting ability will let him think twice before he wants to take the fight to the clinch against grapplers. Anyway, he ain't fighting a grappler. His opposition Konstantin Zuev is a very good boxer who's making his Revolution Island debut. Displaying his accurate and busy head hunting approach in his lone win, Zuev will try to bring his volume in practice again to dash Quincy's hope to get a win here. To my knowledge, Quincy has more power and "clinch and break" gimmick, Zuev has better boxing and more workrate. If somebody pointing a gun in my head, I am picking my alliance member's Quincy by Unanimous Decision. Call me biased!

 

Next fight is also a LHW matchup, let's see what we got!

 

Daichi Nomura vs Dexter Frazier

 

This matchup features two 1-0 LHW warriors who are looking promising. Basically it's a Venetta vs LOD deathmatch! Daichi Nomura, Mr Wolf's protégé, must be very proud of being the double #1's representative in Island. Nomura is also proud of his BJJ skills as he tapped out his poor victim in 26 seconds for his Revolution Island debut. For sure he will be trying to get a quick paycheck again against Gabe Gardner's Dexter Frazier. Perhaps a long lost descendant of Smoking Joe Frazier, this man packs some power of his punches, highlighted with his outstanding boxing. This is a contrasting matchup and I sense a quick finish happening in Nomura side. Since wrestling is big part of the game and Nomura is one slick individual, I can see him bringing Vendetta the bacon.

 

Ping! Ping! Ping! What noise is it? Oh those big boys from SHW are coming!

 

Harambe Blackman vs Walter Sobchak

 

Does somebody's name sound familiar? Is Harambe relive as a human form? No, stop dreaming. Harambe Blackman is actually a gorilla though, standing 5'11" and weigh 300 lbs. This big mofo is a very good wrestler with nice boxing. In his lone MMA win he took the fight to the clinch and snatching his victim's body like crazy, leading a third round stoppage. This mofo will use his size to frustrate you, then take your energy and finally get the job done, so the smaller man Walter Sobchak must be careful while trying to gun down Harambe....oops. Sobchak is a wrestleboxer with a granite chin, they said. He's able to showcase his accurate boxing, quick takedowns and pinpoint GnP to win his lone fight by UD. While Harambe is a clinch machine, Sobchak seems like he can get the advantage in two areas. But Harambe is a better boxer and wrestler, his size also helps so I favor him. I am picturing Harambe handling Sobchak like that lucky kid.

 

After those three fights which feature bigger warriors, in the forth fight we have two FWs colliding!

 

Bosco Green vs Dylan Blake

 

Both men look promising for me. First of all, this Bosco Green guy is green...bad joke huh? Yeah that's true he's 1-0 and his win is in Revolution Island. Despite being a wrestler with useless striking skills as he said, Green actually knocked his opp out with a brutal multi-punch combo. This green guy gets some hands huh. Opposite of him we have Dylan Blake aka The Head Hunter is 3-0 in his career. Having solid boxing and BJJ blue belt, he has showcased his all rounded game by scoring 2 (T)KOs and 1 submission victories. Even though the competition isn't pretty, a win is a win buddy and he has three wins so don't take them away. If Green is smart, he will be trying to take Blake down but we all know Green has Bjorn O'Donnel as his brain so I don't think he will be trying to land those combos against a boxer like Blake. I am picking Green since he looks more promising than Blake in my less than humble opinion. God knows what Bjorn is doing the gameplanning but I just think Green will win, period.

 

Midway point of the card...what the hell is midway point of the card. Fuck it. We have two BWs who are looking juicy......what.

 

Guillermo Pecilli vs Emmitt Brown Jr

 

Juicy is not the word, more like promising. Look at this Pecilli kid, 4-0 in Island is quite badass. He's making his Revolution Island debut with this record, for sure he will make many BWs crap their pants. As a Muaythai wrestler, he's more like a clinch fighter who ignores kicking. He's very dangerous in the clinch, aim to wreck all over his foe's head and body with his punches and elbows. For sure he will pose a big threat to Emmitt Brown Jr who is a 25 year old gray haired, old looking man. He is also a Muaythai wrestler who won his Revolution Island debut in his last outing which he dirty boxed the shit out of Phil Morris and finished him in first round. This fight will be mostly taken place at close quarters with both men beating the living crap out of eachother. Wait...let me flip the coin to decide the winner. Pecilli is head and Brown Jr is tail. Ding! Head.

 

Next fight we have two stylish, good looking, funky, whatever you call them, LW warriors battling their hair style!

 

Bob Shimmy vs Rod Stiffington

 

Damn, long hair vs afro. I think this fight will go to barbers scorecards not judges. Bad joke again. Bob Shimmy is the one with long hair who is 4-0. As a guy who looks like this he's a very good boxer with nice wrestling. He seems like a crafty guy who won his debut by spinning shit. Not only spinning shit, seems like he loves dirty shit too as he's pretty good in the clinch, using his hair to smother his opponents and punch them in the face. His TDD is also airtight enough to keep him undefeated. Talking about undefeated, this Rod Stiffington guys is 1-0 and his afro is outstanding. Looking like a gay disco club member, he's a very good wrestler without a reason. How can this guy good at wrestling and GnP? I suggest him to go back to disco club and find himself. Jokes aside, I think Shimmy will dominate standup and clinch area while Stiffington will be dominant on the ground. Since I prefer long hair than afro, I think Shimmy will win.

 

After those smaller guys having their business done, why don't we just go back to those big boys? Look at those HW monster!

 

Monarch Program vs Tommy Rosario

 

I don't know a program can fight but fuck it. This Program guy isn't a programmer or something, he's a fighter with 1-0 record. As a decorated wrestler with good Muaythai, he's a very, very busy fighter who throws shitloads of body punches on the feet and even more punches in the clinch. He's a type of guy who just wearing you down until you go all sweaty, your arms are heavy and mom's spaghe...sorry. Do you think his counterpart Tommy Rosario can handle this? Rosario is not bad at all, he's another guy of Bjorn O'Donnel and riding a two fight win streak. He's a Muaythai machine with good kickboxing fundamentals and slicing elbows with stunning power. I think Rosario should be trying to kickbox Program at the distance to maximize his advantage but I still think both guys will be fighting anywhere since they are strikers without fear. This is gonna be a high volume fight with lots of damage done in both sides but I can see Rosario comes out as a victor because he has more weapons.

 

Next one won't disappoint! Why? You dumbass, don't you see it's a SHW title fight between these two badasses?

 

Macho Man vs Pau Blanxart

 

This is a vacant title fight with two brand new additions to Revolution Island. You can't blame them being the challengers because the division is quite new and shallow. And hey why don't we just enjoy two 2-0 big boys contending for the crown? The throne should be tailor made for them though because they are enormous as they are combined 580 lbs heavy. Macho Man is a boxing expert with two early first round TKO victories under his belt. He can strike at distance and in the clinch with cutting punches. This mofo will just cut your face open and put you down in your ass. On the other hand, Pau Blanxart is a guy who will put people down n their ass but with takedowns. He's a decent wrestler with BJJ purple belt who has dangerous submission and cutting elbows from dominant position. While Macho Man showed off his dominance, Blanxart showed his heart in his wins. He got cut in the jaw in his first MMA fight but he scored a quick takedown and tapped his foe out. He showed an even bigger heart in his last fight which he got knocked down hard but he got up, took his opp down and cut his face with brutal GnP. This fight must be interesting as both men will use their strength to nullify eachother. Macho Man has the power but Blanxart's heart is undeniable. Since wrestling plays a big role and Blanxart is a better wrestler, he will dictate the place by scoring a quick takedown and finish it off early to become the champ.

 

Another title fight is up for the co-headliner! This time is in LW division. It's also a vacant title fight between two really good prospects:

 

Anthony Pettis vs Anthony Jay Bronie

 

Anthony vs Anthony ladies and gentlemen! I think Anthony is going to win this one. Period.

 

Just kidding guys. But hey both men really have something in common: they both named Anthony, they are both undefeated and they both have hair. Pettis is a wrestleboxer with 3-0 record. He won his last fight and FOTN award by outpointing Eddie Alverez which he let Alverez paid for getting in close with him. Alverez got the clinch early in each round but Pettis showed no respect and outbox him there. Why is the real life completely opposite? I mean...Alvarez outclinched Pettis in real life. Bullshit aside, Pettis will be no doubt trying to win inside the clinch but this stylish individual won't let it happen. Anthony Jay Bronie, should I call him A.J.B.? This man has an awesome name and a pair of long hair sliding all the way down to his shoulders. He's 2-0 and he's a competent wrestler and has a BJJ purple belt. His favorite move is: making people tap with most ways possible. He armbared his first victim and made his second victim tapped from strikes. What a badass he is. With all the wins inside Revolution Island banner, this man will be very, very confident and appealing in the cage. I believe Pettis will be more than comfy in standup and clinch while A.J.B. will have the upper hand on the mat. I don't think A.J.B. has good enough wrestling to threaten Pettis so I think Pettis will be crowned.

 

If you ask me why is this non-title fight a headliner not the last two, I can tell you you are stupid. This fight is between a LOD fighter and arguably the most experienced Island fighter so how can't this one be headlining?

 

Tyler Jensen vs Masaaki Kanagawa

 

This fight takes place in LHW division and both guys have combined 9 fights in Island, that's a lot so far! Tyler Jensen is 3-0 with LOD aura around him. He's a Muaythai wrestler who loves his kicks and dirty boxing. His punching power is pretty good and he usually using his kicks to set up his punches. His striking was beautifully displayed in his last fight for Revolution Island debut as he scored a first round TKO. As an undefeated prospect, he will be confronting the biggest test in his career. Masaaki Kanagawa is a chinese with Japanese name. There must be Som Ting Wong. He has 6 fights in Island and won 5 of them. Having fun in QFC, he will be step up to the headliner of Revolution Island, how lucky. Kanagawa is a high level boxer with decent wrestling who has really impressive KO power which granted him 5 finishes including one superman punch KO. He finished all of his foes in first round but can they really get out of first round? I don't think so. Somebody is gonna get hurt real bad. If my head had gun pointed again, I would pick Kanagawa since he's more experienced, has more power and......I don't know, fuck it.

 

So hey guys this is the preview of Revolution Island's upcoming event - FIGHT NIGHT. Don't forget to tune in on 3rd October! I hope you Island folks like my preview, don't boo me because hey, I am Jay Tycoon's special agent. Show some respect. See you next time though!

 

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[Raina]

Awesome preview boss.

Pettis will become the new champion. Watch out for Showtime Punches.lol. He is a boxer so he cannot throw ShowTime kicks.

#RevolutionIsland

[Victorio]

Awesome preview boss.

Pettis will become the new champion. Watch out for Showtime Punches.lol. He is a boxer so he cannot throw ShowTime kicks.

#RevolutionIsland

That's why I pick your boy. He looks promising but my guy is also in the division. Would be awesome to fight you.

[Guest]

Watch out for Damian Maia in the 170lbs he is going to tear everyone

[chivalrous]

Join in to add some fun, my manager user name is Eric Sunblade and my fighter freshly joining here is Wolfgang Sneicher.. descendant of a medieval Germanic Knight household..

 

Now Sneicher initial aim is to join a sword fighting competition but what?? there aren't any sword fighting arena these days...

 

So Wolfgang join the MMA in the Island to challenge himself ...sadly he lost his first fight in QFC due to unfair judges decision, rumour had it judges don't like his beard , but in the Island, Wolfgang is coming for anyone..whether the judges like his beard or not..

 

#RevIsland

[Guest]

Revolution island has certainly created a revolution in island

[Timqwe]

Revolution island has certainly created a revolution in island

That might be the lamest sentence I've ever read.

[JakeF]

That lame sentence is certainly a lame sentence.

[Victorio]

That might be the lamest sentence I've ever read.

I think it's a great sentence because the name of the org actually works.

[jambo]

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RJ MacReady will burn your fucking face off, because he has a flamethrower, and has burned many a mo-fucka with it. MacReady is ready to put your fighter to the test, and you know what that means! I'll need some blood, and my flamethrower - which will burn your face off. So watch your little pansy ass, or it will be in flames!

[Tycooner]

REVOLUTION ISLAND: SEEING STARS

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