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For those who are confident and interested in putting your money where your mouth is, Free World Fights Betting Systems has opened up a line for Revolution Islands' October 22nd Event 'We are the Revolution'

 

Don't let your fighters be the only one with something to lose! Show that you believe in them by dropping some cold hard cash!

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"Hitman G" Giovanni Greco (3-2):

 

"Hey Derek Pappalardo you son of a dead bitch do you have a fucking idea of who you're fucking with? The real piccioto, cagna! You're only a broke Italian who's starving all the time and fight for subsistence. 'If I went down in the first round, you would offer me 100k.'. What a fucking joke, your whole family tree couldn't even earn one tenth of 'em sum in their life. I would offer you 100k if you could bark like my puppy Agostino in front of me, you cagna. It's not piccioto on piccioto crime, it's Italian on Italian crime. Stop hailing from Sicily, stop insulting my soil. "

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Derek "Fatman" Pappalardo (301486)

 

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"Who is messing with the mafia these days? what is happening in the organizaiton, i have been put against a fellow picciotto Giovanni Greco, listen kid i hate to take the head off from fellow countrymen and underground family brothers, but one of us must go down. So listen now, this is a one time offer you cant refuse, you get it picciotto? one time offer, read between these lines kid, YOU go down in the first round and nobody is gonna get hurt, not me not you not your family, i know where your family live. *Show pictures of Giovanni Greco's little sister and a very large sum of money, probably around 100k dollars*

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Derek "Fatman" Pappalardo (301486)

 

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"Who is messing with the mafia these days? what is happening in the organizaiton, i have been put against a fellow picciotto Giovanni Greco, listen kid i hate to take the head off from fellow countrymen and underground family brothers, but one of us must go down. So listen now, this is a one time offer you cant refuse, you get it picciotto? one time offer, read between these lines kid, YOU go down in the first round and nobody is gonna get hurt, not me not you not your family, i know where your family live. *Show pictures of Giovanni Greco's little sister and a very large sum of money, probably around 100k dollars*

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"Hitman G" Giovanni Greco (3-2):

 

"Fellow picciotto? Stop it cagna! You ain't picciotto, you're a base slave crawling around Italy countryside. And no one wants to do bribery with you. Get the fuck outta here. That ain't my sister, that's your slutty wife. And those papers are printed, you broke fuck. "

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"Hitman G" Giovanni Greco (3-2):

 

"Fellow picciotto? Stop it cagna! You ain't picciotto, you're a base slave crawling around Italy countryside. And no one wants to do bribery with you. Get the fuck outta here. That ain't my sister, that's your slutty wife. And those papers are printed, you broke fuck. "

 

 

Derek "Fatman" Pappalardo (301486)

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" Alright you filthy calabrese cockroach shit, i tried to be merciful to a fellow borbonic kindred, now not only i will be forced yon knock your soul the fuck out, but me and my picciotti friends will also have an "after party" win with your little sister, really man, i told you it was a one time offer...YOUR LOSS WILL BE A CLEAR MESSAGE FOR EVERYBODY IN THIS DIVISION, DONT REFUSE A MAFIA OFFER THAT YOU CANT REFUSE."

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Derek "Fatman" Pappalardo (301486)

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" Alright you filthy calabrese cockroach shit, i tried to be merciful to a fellow borbonic kindred, now not only i will be forced yon knock your soul the fuck out, but me and my picciotti friends will also have an "after party" win with your little sister, really man, i told you it was a one time offer...YOUR LOSS WILL BE A CLEAR MESSAGE FOR EVERYBODY IN THIS DIVISION, DONT REFUSE A MAFIA OFFER THAT YOU CANT REFUSE."

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"Hitman G" Giovanni Greco (3-2):

 

"Hey you stupid shit I don't have a sister, what're you talking about. After I beat the slavery out of you, I will host the party with all the piccioto and you'll be remember as a piccioto imposter, a fraud, a scrub, a worthless Italian base slave. Fuck your offer, I am the one who make offers, I am the rule of the game. You must follow it or you'll be in even deeper trouble. Now, try to bark like my puppy Agostino, go ahead, cagna. "

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Greco talking big again. What's new. About to get smacked like a bitch two in a row I bet.

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"Hitman G" Giovanni Greco (3-2):

 

"What's new? Your mama is on her deathbed, go see her. And who the fuck are you? Where do you get the audacity to talk shit to the piccioto? Go see your dying mama, you son of a dead bitch. "

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"Hitman G" Giovanni Greco (3-2):

 

"A piccioto doesn't talk about things in the past. Stop living in the past. I can tell you I will breeze past him in rematch. He choked me out, I must admit but how about you? I can knock you the fuck out if I met you in person. You're only a skinny asshole with that goofy suit on. "

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Id make you a bitch just like a dude named Barney did.

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"Hitman G" Giovanni Greco (3-2):

 

"Haha, what a joke. You're only his spokesperson and I don't give a fuck about you. Get the fuck outta here and let him talk. You don't deserve to be here with a piccioto. "

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"The Grudge" Giacomo Greco (1-1):

 

"Anthony Jay Bronie, we have an unfinished business here. My brother said he wanted to fight you, but the fight never happened. How about I fucking finish this shit for the beloved 'Hitman G'. Dude, I can already see some dots on your fucking head. It doesn't bode well for your health. Let my grudge resides in your heart and wait for it to explode. "

 

Post fight speech:

 

"First round slaughter, kaboom! Anthony Jay Bronie is officially a bum. I told ya them dots don't bode well for your health and it's my pleasure to see you getting hospitalized. Spend the suspension days on your semi-death bed, bum. "

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I just wanted to remind everybody that 100k and a custom trophy goes to the best smack talker at the end of the season .



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The custom trophy has been approved.


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The recap of this Island season so far in Revolution Island is going to be done approximately 10 hours later. Please stay tune or.......ready to watch your back every night!

 

#RevIslandisthebest

#JayTycoonhasabigdick(confirmed)

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MMA Masterpiece NEWS with hosts Mister Victorio & Taco Stiffy

MV = Mister Victorio TS = Taco Stiffy

MV: Hey what's up Tycooniverse welcome to MMA Masterpiece NEWS, I am your host Mister Victorio, debuting in broadcast and alongside, the one and only, Taco Stiffy! Hey Mr.Taco how's it going huh?

TS: First thing first Vic, I have more experience in social media and how dare you hire me as a co-host? How rude!

MV: I'm sorry Taco I am the head of the show, if you want to dethrone me, just come and fight motherfucker!

(The show has postponed for 3 hours and now it's on again!)

MV: Hey what's up Tycooniverse, welcome to MMA Masterpiece NEWS, sorry for the unexpected technical error and now we're back!

TS: Wow Vic your straight right isn't that bad, can I continue on with two black eyes?

MV: You can even continue on with five tacos on your mouth, two burritos in your ass so no worries. How about we go straight into the topic now......the recap of the Island season so far!

TS: Hey Vic are you supposed to recap the whole fucking thing?

MV: Nah brother, it's all about the Revolution Island!

TS: Oh my god! Jviejdjienfudisjjso!

MV: Sorry Taco, what you just said? I am sorry for your twisted tongue.

TS: I am way too excited for this since I don't even have draft!

MV: You are not even prepared? Then just stay here, watch and learn.

TS: Fuck my social media experience......

MV: Revolution Island, currently #1 fight organization on Island, has already held 26 events since 9th Sep. When you're scratching your ass and thinking why it's the top dog, the reason is that guy with a big dick......Jay Tycooooooooooooooon! He's done a lot so far in this season, making some badass posters and shit too.

TS: Wait...did you just say my boss has a big cock?

MV: Yeah and it's confirmed not more than 10 hours ago by him. Still waiting for the picture. Revolution Island has 246 fights so far with 53.7% of them ended by (T)KO! That's more than half. I can see a lot of knockout artists here that's why this org is the top dog! You guys love knockouts don't ya huh?

TS: Jiu-Jitsu is officially dead. Yippie!

MV: Tell that to Demian Maia. Back to topic, I will be covering something significant and record holders in Revolution Island. Hey Taco do you remember anything significant happened so far in the org?

TS: Um........I was hosting my show to interview the fighters?

MV: Come on! You don't even need drafts to remember them! The significant event do you remember it?

TS: Can I leave?

MV: Just stay here dummy! Revolution Island was developing very well since it's started. It met it's first peak on 10th Nov. The first historical event: Anarchy Beach had four title fights and ended in spectacular fashion.

TS: I remember I attended in this event before and I shit my pants 6 times.

MV: It has nothing to do with the show Taco! Despite having four title fights, the event rating has yet to reach it's peak until the event on 26 Nov - Show Money which had 215.72 event rating with three title fights. I guess it's the start of Revolution Island's true peak Taco.

TS: Yeah, my boss' business is the best! Revolution Island is the best! Taco knows.

MV: So far all the stuffs you know aren't helping the show, unfortunately. Revolution Island has had great events to make it the top dog but the fighters are also top dogs, that's how top dogs breed top dogs. Hey Taco who's the best fighter in Revolution Island now?

TS: Um...I am.

MV: You are not even the best fighter named Taco. Now two of the best fighters here are Brock Lesner and...Brock Lesnar but one of them is the first and only Hall of Famer in Revolution Island so far!

TS: Brock Lesnar and Brock Lesnar? So who's the the imposter?

MV: They are completely different people! The reigning and defending FW king Brock Lesnar won his crown in his Revolution Island debut and defended the crown four times. He then got the crown back and lost it again, then reclaimed the crown yet again!

TS: So that makes him a four time champion.

MV: Only threeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Can you stop showing your stupidity Taco? Lesnar appeared in all historical and best rated events in the org and only has title fights, that's how make you a top dog: keep fighting the best contender and beat the taco out of them.

TS: What?

MV: Alright Tycooniverse, I personally love something that you might not love. I love records. Whoever breaks a record, a nice and hard erection comes up. I am really proud to let you guys know the record holders in Revolution Island until today.

TS: The most handsome fighter is Taco Stiffy and the ugliest one is Giacomo Greco.

MV: Hey Taco do you remember you almost got punched by his brother Giovanni when you were asking stupid questions in your show? Just watch your mouth man.

TS: I am watching it with my portable mirror. My mouth is too beautiful.

MV: Our best record holder is the Hall of Famer Brock Lesnar! He has most fights in the org with nine fights, in fact, nine title fights!

TS: Impressivo!

MV: He only lost two fights so he won seven of them, the highest ammount of wins in Revolution Island so far. Actually all of his wins are by way of submission! Seven submission wins is a complete standout here.

TS: So who has the most knockout wins?

MV: Brock Lesnar!

TS: Which fucking one again?

MV: The HW champion Brock Lesnar! And also Jamason Brown ties with six knockout wins.

TS: Most decisions?

MV: Georges St-Pierre! Oh sorry no, five fighters tied with two decision wins. See? That's how we produce finishes!

TS: I think they will bypass GSP in the furure.

MV: Hell naw. And you just mentioned future. How about we're predicting the future of Revolution Island Taco. You don't need a fucking draft for that, come on you go first.

TS: Um...I think Revolution Island will grow bigger and bigger and so does my boss' cock.

MV: Really? That's your prediction? Honestly how could you even once host your show! Your vagueness is just incredibly overloaded. What happened to you Taco? Did you eat too many tacos and burritos?

TS: I told you I'm not prepared.

MV: So you still think you deversed to be a host here? You are ruining the whole show since the beginning you motherfucker!

(The show has postponed for 3 hours and now it's on again!)

MV: I am sorry folks we're back!

TS: Now my lips are swelling! You pay the surgery bill for me Vic!

MV: Shut the fuck up or your asshole is swelling. I am predicting a bright future for Revolution Island and I sense something legendary happens. I believe an event involved all current champs will happen soon and this org will remain the top dog status until the season ends, how about that?

TS: Sounds sweet!

MV: Fighters will break records after records, event rating will break records after records, event significance will break records after records and Jay Tycoon's dick length will break his lifetime record!

(Show's off radio in all of sudden.)

#RevIslandthetopdog
#JayTycoonhasabigdickanditwillgrowandgrowandgrowandgrowandgrowuntiltheendoftime
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