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"Unchained" Django Diggs
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First-born son of MMA legend & Miami native "One Bad Man" Moses Diggs. When he was 8 years old his father won the Blitz Rio LHW World Championship with a right hook heard around the world. From that moment on young Django wanted to be just like his daddy. He immediately began knocking out his class mates in school. Expelled from kindergarten, Django had no other choice but to enter the world of human cock fighting.

 

When he should of been in highschool, he was fighting in backyard mandingo fights for cash, ass, and grass. After Django knocked up some brown sugar at the age of 14 his dad forced him into Convicted Fight Club and back into school. At the age of 18 he was making his professional MMA debut. Even though he's 6-0 with 5 KO's as a professional fighter his resume isn't impressive despite his exciting highlight reel finishes. In his most recent fights Al Drake played the role of Bob Sapp in back-to-back beatdowns and his other fights represented Kimbo Slice-like matchups.

 

 

Django Diggs is certainly a prospect to watch in the future and there's no denying his boom or bust potential. Only time will tell if Django can achieve the same success as his father, but with legends like Bas Rutten, Fidel Puno, and Eddie Bravo in his corner, with the Don King-esque management of Chris Karter, he'll undoubtedly be a MMA champion one day that will probably file for bankruptcy in the distant future.

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"You asked if I wrestled in highschool? No I fought and fucked my way through highschool. I played football for 2 years at Booker T Washington, all-state Running Back and Linebacker. I had a few scholarships but I decided to fuck, fight, and smoke my way outta school so I could become a gladiator like my old man Moses. I have warrior blood. I've been kicking ass all my life. Now I get to do it and pay taxes...... maybe."

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"Today I jogged up the mountain with Bas Rutten and Nick Diaz. The sunrise was beautiful so we smoked a joint. Afterwards we ran down the mountain. I really broke a sweat out there and had a great workout. I didn't forget my protein shake this time. Gains, baby. Gains."

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"I'm 6-0 but people hold my undefeated record against me because my opponents weren't the heavyweight champions of the world. They say Al Drake was a can because he has a losing record, yeah so what, I'm sorry I'm not sorry I fought Al Drake twice and I would kick his ass again for another $200. Kicking his ass again will get me noticed by the big leagues, and once I get there, I'm bringin' the thunder."

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"Man I'm so pissed off. I went to the gym today and forgot my blue belt, so my bjj coach was putting me in a head lock so I start giving him some body shots but my coach was like, hey! no punching! and I was like damn man and he put me back in a head lock. next time I won't forget my blue belt and I'll use it to choke his face. Overall I would say it was a good learning experience and made me a better fighter."

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"I just found out that Malakai was named Convicted Fight Club fighter of the month. I'm furious. When there's some shit to be won, Goddamnit, I want it. I don't give a fuck what it is. You know what I'm talkin' about? I take no prisoners. I go hard doing this shit. Big dog. Big nuts. When names is on the motherfucking board, I wanna see my name at the top of that motherfucker and next to it, it needs to say 'Winner'. Then they tell me to calm down, I'll try homie. But I'm one loud, dramatic brash, crazy, greedy, shoot a motherfucker in the back type motherfucker. I'll kick you in the face. I'm an apache ninja in the street."

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"I woke up and lifted some weights, and I was like, oh shit man it's sunday, I don't have to lift shit. So I set them back down and kicked it on the coach. It feels good to relax after such a long week at the gym. Relax, count stacks, and smack fat asses. Yeah, that last part didn't rhyme, so what?"

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"So I was sitting around the house bored, because today's my day off, so I went to my bathroom and found some of Mentor's infamous penis cream. I applied it correctly to the shaft and waited for the directed duration. Nothing happened. I'm staring at this flaccid thing and I feel scammed. This is how CGrace's wife must of felt after she married him."

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DJANGO DIGGS IS WANTED BY DADE COUNTY POLICE. A WARRANT FOR HIS ARREST WAS ISSUED THIS MORNING FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. WE CAUGHT UP WITH HIM OUTSIDE OF CONVICTED FIGHT CLUB TO SEE WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE PENDING CHARGES.


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"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ... Nothin', you already told her twice. Hahaha. I'm just kiddin. That shit aint funny, domestic violence is a serious issue... but on the real though, I smacked that bitch around last week. I said the Pimp's Prayer, and layeth thy hand to commence thee pimp-smackin'."

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor


33 years old


185lbs


13-6 (3-1)




"Ye know, I can understand why you guys are bringing up this Django Diggs character to me. He's the same division as me, undefeated and currently unsigned. Do I care about Django Diggs? Of course I don't. The kid has been fighting bums in QFC, the fact he's been matched up with the guy who he beat in his 5th fight in his 6th fight makes me think that there's some corruption bullshit going on with the QFC in his area. "


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"I think 'Lucky' Liam should calmeth thy-self down, before I sign to Troid and layeth the smackdown on that ass.

I'll follow your rainbow, find your pot o'gold, and beat you with it."

 

 

 

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor

33 years old

185lbs

13-6 (3-1)

"Django could sign for Troid but even if he did, does he honestly think he's going to get a chance to fight me straight away? He's not on my level, I'm a former Island champion and probably one of the few Island fighters who have managed to successfully keep on fighting post The Island.

What's his claim to fame? No honestly, what is his claim to fame? What's that? Oh yeaaaa... that's right, he's the son of a MMA legend. Well you know what I think? I think that Django Diggs needs to stop living off his father's name and make a name for himself.

Oh and I guess I should make this clear to him, Grant Brophy doesn't allow you to fight one of the fighters at Troid straight after you convincingly beat him..."

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor

33 years old

185lbs

13-6 (3-1)

"Django could sign for Troid but even if he did, does he honestly think he's going to get a chance to fight me straight away? He's not on my level, I'm a former Island champion and probably one of the few Island fighters who have managed to successfully keep on fighting post The Island.

What's his claim to fame? No honestly, what is his claim to fame? What's that? Oh yeaaaa... that's right, he's the son of a MMA legend. Well you know what I think? I think that Django Diggs needs to stop living off his father's name and make a name for himself.

Oh and I guess I should make this clear to him, Grant Brophy doesn't allow you to fight one of the fighters at Troid straight after you convincingly beat him..."

"Unchained" Django Diggs

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"Hold up. Wait a minute. He said, whaaat!?"

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"That's all folks."

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"Unchained" Django Diggs

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"Hold up. Wait a minute. He said, whaaat!?"

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"That's all folks."

 

 

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor

33 years old

185lbs

13-6 (3-1)

"The ball is in his court, it's his move. He's unsigned, if he signs with Troid then we'll see what happens and if he doesn't we all know that the great Django Diggs ducked Liam O'Connor."

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor

33 years old

185lbs

13-6 (3-1)

"The ball is in his court, it's his move. He's unsigned, if he signs with Troid then we'll see what happens and if he doesn't we all know that the great Django Diggs ducked Liam O'Connor."

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"I am Django Diggs, the first born son of Moses Diggs. I'm like the black Jesus Christ of MMA.

My nuts swang low, my kicks swang high, and my punches swing wide. I'll kick your little Irish head across the pond.

I'll put your head in a lock so tight, your eyes will pop and lucky charms will burst out. Check it out little leprechaun man...

my manager has contacted your Poke`mon lovin' org owner and Django Diggs has offered to fight you, free of charge."

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Django would turn this mick bastard into potato stew.

 

 

 

 

"Unchained" Django Diggs

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"I am Django Diggs, the first born son of Moses Diggs. I'm like the black Jesus Christ of MMA.

My nuts swang low, my kicks swang high, and my punches swing wide. I'll kick your little Irish head across the pond.

I'll put your head in a lock so tight, your eyes will pop and lucky charms will burst out. Check it out little leprechaun man...

my manager has contacted your Poke`mon lovin' org owner and Django Diggs has offered to fight you, free of charge."

 

 

 

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor

33 years old

185lbs

13-6 (3-1)

"Dear fan of Django Diggs, I apologise in advance for the beating I'll be dishing out to your favourite fighter. I hope for your sake, he'll have learnt a thing or two once I'm done with him otherwise it might be a swift end to his premature MMA career.

I'm surprised Django Diggs has apparently offered to fight me free of charge, last time I heard, QFC wasn't paying too highly... :shades: "

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"Lucky" Liam O'Connor

33 years old

185lbs

13-6 (3-1)

"Dear fan of Django Diggs, I apologise in advance for the beating I'll be dishing out to your favourite fighter. I hope for your sake, he'll have learnt a thing or two once I'm done with him otherwise it might be a swift end to his premature MMA career.

I'm surprised Django Diggs has apparently offered to fight me free of charge, last time I heard, QFC wasn't paying too highly... :shades: "

 

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"Django aint fightin' for money. My old man Moses made more money in one fight than you've made in your entire career, so Django don't fight fo' the money no mo', Django fight to whoop ass, and on the big stage, wiff dem biiig briiight lights... I'm sorry McOld'man Liam, but Django's gon' get emself a knockout of the night."

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