Rambo Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Breaking News Ryan Epicity has officially registered as Chris Karter's personal assistant. Mr. Karter has lifted his ban and granted Ryan permission to continue playing MMATycoon. He's responsible for buying the KO King's lottery tickets, changing his fighters clothes, and washing their dirty underwear. "It's an honor to work for the KO King. I'm truly blessed to have bathed in his golden excellence." - Ryan Epicity http://66.media.tumblr.com/a9571433ab65701a6135adc82d5d2167/tumblr_ofgf5mvNSL1qz7r02o1_500.gif 13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Ryan Epicity http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14814415224435.jpg "I'm proud to report that I successfully washed, cleaned, and folded all of Convicted fighters clothes while Chris Karter was on vacation. Because I did my job, Chris has granted me permission to continue playing mmatycoon and neglecting my 3 children and soon to be ex-wife - if anybody was willing to wife that hog and tie that heffer down." - Ryan Epicity 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philosopher Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 It has come to my knowledge that the Convicts have been celebrating this weekend. Behind closed doors and bars they have been celebrating C. Karter's wedding. I thought it was just a bad joke at first. We thought all hope were lost for Karter to find someone so easily fooled to actually marry him. Looking at the wedding photo I think we all can agree that for a guy like Karter he found himself quite a catch. According to a one of the of the guards the after party were a huge success. They did find a bottle of moonshine on one of the Convict members whitch had to be confiscated. After that the party could carry on without any more unusual incidents. The love were in the air that day and perhaps the Convicts will have another wedding to arrange in a not so distant future after someone called dibs on one of the members. Congrats to Chris K and good luck with your marriage. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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