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The Battle of Miami!!!! VS Just now a literal huge fight went down!! Many thought Mr. Pickle had gone inactive but the fact is that this Battle took place over Buzz feeds before it hit the ring!!! Take a look at some of this exchange!! Mark "King Kong Dong" Arkinson (372382) "Pickles are gross and disgusting. All they are is cucumbers soaked in vinegar. Should change his name to Mr. Small cucumber because that's what the fuck he is." "Mr. Pickle" Edward Mills (360004)"No wonder you hate Pickles! My god Sir you have been making them wrong. Don't Worry Mr. Pickle is her to teach you how to do it properly. Its more then just Cucumbers and Vinegar. Try this tasty recipe!! I think you'll soon learn to love Pickles! 12 to 14 Persian cucumbers or 8 to 10 pickling cucumbers 4 garlic cloves, halved 2 teaspoons mustard seeds 2 teaspoons peppercorns a few good-sized dill sprigs, per jar 2 cups water 2 cups distilled white vinegar ¼ cup cane sugar 2 tablespoons sea salt" The Day finally landed and talk needed to come to an end. The Larger then life personality fought the larger then life fighter! The Match ended with 527lbs of dead weight hitting the canvas. All Hail the King!! All Hail Mt. Pickle!!

The Battle of Miami!!!! VS Just now a literal huge fight went down!! Many thought Mr. Pickle had gone inactive but the fact is that this Battle took place over Buzz feeds before it hit the ring!!! Take a look at some of this exchange!! Mark "King Kong Dong" Arkinson (372382) "Pickles are gross and disgusting. All they are is cucumbers soaked in vinegar. Should change his name to Mr. Small cucumber because that's what the fuck he is." "Mr. Pickle" Edward Mills (360004)"No wonder you hate Pickles! My god Sir you have been making them wrong. Don't Worry Mr. Pickle is her to teach you how to do it properly. Its more then just Cucumbers and Vinegar. Try this tasty recipe!! I think you'll soon learn to love Pickles! 12 to 14 Persian cucumbers or 8 to 10 pickling cucumbers 4 garlic cloves, halved 2 teaspoons mustard seeds 2 teaspoons peppercorns a few good-sized dill sprigs, per jar 2 cups water 2 cups distilled white vinegar ¼ cup cane sugar 2 tablespoons sea salt" The Day finally landed and talk needed to come to an end. The Larger then life personality fought the larger then life fighter! The Match ended with 527lbs of dead weight hitting the canvas. All Hail the King!! All Hail Mt. Pickle!!

I want to let everyone know that Mr. Pickle has been engaged in a heated battle with Managed by Mr "Mike add Miami" himself, Lamar Ball! on Buzz feed https://www.mmatycoon.com/buzz/page.php?id=F372382 . We have learned some shocking information also!!! Lamar though Pickles where just Cucumbers and Vinegar!!!! OMG!!! But don't worry we have been supplying him with Recipes and we hope to turn his hate into love!

Trust in the Pickle and you will be rewarded!!!

Felt like it was important to mention Mr. Pickle is a fan of Butch Hairless

Honestly I picked up Mr. Pickle at 16 and he was having skills go backwards at 20ish haha. But he's the most fun I've had with any fighter ive managed in the game 😇

So Jan 5, 2024.... I think its safe to assume the Pickle takes all! Thank you everyone for your support! Our team will contact Mr. Pickle to deliver a victory speech soon.

I can only image the incredible hidden stats we are going to find when we get to look at Mr. Pickle. Below is my prediction. "Mr. Pickle" Edward Mills - Hiddens Report.Intelligence: -14/150.Heart: 150/150.Chin: 10/150.Injury Proneness: 10/150.Self Confidence: 165/150.Cuts: 0/150.Fast Learner: 0/150.Natural KO: 280/150.Average: 151/150. Rank: 231,600 out of 231,600 (top 100%)Experience: 150/150.Potential: 430/123. (Min 220).Age Drop Off: 12 years.Days of Cuts: 390 (Rank: 6,665)Days of Injuries: 1500 (Rank: 78,035)

Someone dare steal MR. PICKLES OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!! I won't stand for this! Mr. Pickle wont stand for this! Someone book the fight Mr. Pickle vs The Jaborni who tried to say HOO HOO HOO!!!!

Maybe 2024... Just got to get an avatar for him. But the Original OP still has some brine left in him 😁

The Pickle must redouble his efforts and forge a path to the DMMA HOF!~~~~!!

In the year of '23, when the world, Was seeking heroes of grand caliber, One name stood out with greatness unfurled, A humble pickle named Mr. Pickle. For though he lacked the fame of others, And the riches they had come to know, Mr. Pickle's deeds were more than humdrum, He'd worked with passion, heart and show. With effort that knew no boundaries, And a spirit that never did tire, Mr. Pickle won each challenge he'd face, And made his name shine ever higher. For in the end, it's not the fame, Nor the wealth that make one great, But the effort, the heart and the drive, That make a hero's fate. Mr. Pickle for every award in 2023

2023 was a huge year for Mr. Pickle.... But the landscape of MMATYCOON keeps changing but can a pickle keep pace. Mr. Pickle, Though small and green, Was always keen, To grow and change, He faced the winds, Of life's each whim, And with a grin, He rearranged, For Mr. Pickle, New ways he'd seek, A better version, Of himself to be, He'd learn and grow, And never fear, The unknown roads, Before him clear. With a low IQ with a weak chin and a struggling MMA record Mr. Pickle still has found greatness. Mr. Pickle, small and humble, Knew that strength and wisdom, Weren't the only keys to greatness, In the world so full of rumblings. Though some said he lacked the power, And the knowledge to succeed, Mr. Pickle knew that effort, Was the only thing he'd need. For with each step he took, And every challenge he'd embrace, His effort made him great, And gave him strength to face, The world with newfound courage, And a heart that never broke, Mr. Pickle proved that great effort, Is what makes a great folk. 2024 will only best different in that Mr. Pickle will achieve new levels of greatness overcome even bigger challenges and continue to cement his legacy regardless of his record as the greatest to ever do it in MMATYCOON. All Hail the King! All Hail Mr. Pickle!

2023 was a huge year for Mr. Pickle.... But the landscape of MMATYCOON keeps changing but can a pickle keep pace. Mr. Pickle, Though small and green, Was always keen, To grow and change, He faced the winds, Of life's each whim, And with a grin, He rearranged, For Mr. Pickle, New ways he'd seek, A better version, Of himself to be, He'd learn and grow, And never fear, The unknown roads, Before him clear. With a low IQ with a weak chin and a struggling MMA record Mr. Pickle still has found greatness. Mr. Pickle, small and humble, Knew that strength and wisdom, Weren't the only keys to greatness, In the world so full of rumblings. Though some said he lacked the power, And the knowledge to succeed, Mr. Pickle knew that effort, Was the only thing he'd need. For with each step he took, And every challenge he'd embrace, His effort made him great, And gave him strength to face, The world with newfound courage, And a heart that never broke, Mr. Pickle proved that great effort, Is what makes a great folk. 2024 will only best different in that Mr. Pickle will achieve new levels of greatness overcome even bigger challenges and continue to cement his legacy regardless of his record as the greatest to ever do it in MMATYCOON. All Hail the King! All Hail Mr. Pickle!

Well the Pickle in his last fight bit off a little more then he could chew. But as we all know if you bite off more then you can handle... learn to handle bigger bites

haha I think my major miscalculation was getting into the clinch. Mr. Pickle has a weak chin so I likely should have kept at the distance....Lets grabble a man several hundred pounds bigger haha hmmm maybe a bad idea.

Well the fat man bested the Pickle but don't worry Mr. Pickle will just learn to take bigger BITES!!!

Thank you!

Has 15 already been taken?

As the year comes to halt. One task remains for our illustrious Mr. Pickle. He must enter the the ring with a 381lb titan. Mitsugu Takeishi A man with a total of 59 fights under his belt and stunning KO power. Mr. Pickle has had a year full of ups and downs. This will be his 11th fight in 2023 having gone 4-5-1. This could be his chance to have .500 year. A stat in many sports unheard of.... But Mr. Pickle is a different bread of...Pickle. In 2023 he was inducted in the Sucker Punch Hall of Fame, Award the DMMA Pickle King trophy and received a Superstar badge for the content he has created on this very form. Many pundit also believe he is likely to win every single award in MMATycoon for 2023. Mitsugu Takeishi was in fact not the original opponent for Mr. Pickle. Instead Mr. Pickle was to fight a man well over 500lbs. Edward Mills took his training very seriously by going out and lifting up fat people every single day!! He trained his body to handle being taken down . He watched tape on many of the great fights! And thus he has transformed himself into a true legend! Moving forward Mr. Pickle will channel the legendary power of Keith Hackney!! He will overcome all obstacles!!! He will do the unthinkable!! He will have a .500 year!! Or he will die trying! Because Mr. Pickle does not bleed RED! He Bleeds GREEN! Mother F*CKERS!! All hail the king! and savour of MMATYCOON all hail MR. Pickle Edward Mills!!!

As the year comes to halt. One task remains for our illustrious Mr. Pickle. He must enter the the ring with a 381lb titan. Mitsugu Takeishi A man with a total of 59 fights under his belt and stunning KO power. Mr. Pickle has had a year full of ups and downs. This will be his 11th fight in 2023 having gone 4-5-1. This could be his chance to have .500 year. A stat in many sports unheard of.... But Mr. Pickle is a different bread of...Pickle. In 2023 he was inducted in the Sucker Punch Hall of Fame, Award the DMMA Pickle King trophy and received a Superstar badge for the content he has created on this very form. Many pundit also believe he is likely to win every single award in MMATycoon for 2023. Mitsugu Takeishi was in fact not the original opponent for Mr. Pickle. Instead Mr. Pickle was to fight a man well over 500lbs. Edward Mills took his training very seriously by going out and lifting up fat people every single day!! He trained his body to handle being taken down . He watched tape on many of the great fights! And thus he has transformed himself into a true legend! Moving forward Mr. Pickle will channel the legendary power of Keith Hackney!! He will overcome all obstacles!!! He will do the unthinkable!! He will have a .500 year!! Or he will die trying! Because Mr. Pickle does not bleed RED! He Bleeds GREEN! Mother F*CKERS!! All hail the king! and savour of MMATYCOON all hail MR. Pickle Edward Mills!!!

Well its Christmas day and I think the gift of the Pickle is what we all want.

Massive warm men and a pickle...Now that sounds like ENTERTAINMENT!!!

Word on the street is Mr. Pickle is in talks to fight a Sumo legend in preparation for his David Vs Goliath fight.