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Mike "The Godfather" Clemente (344564) is currently seeking a contract. He fights out of New York and at 3-0 in the amateur leagues, he is shaping up to be a hot young blue chip talent.

This latest one is taking quite a bashing from Amy Schumer fans. The impressions aren't all amazing, but it's a funny video that doesn't deserve the hate it's getting on YT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNjzI5UgQk Edit: Bonus if you make it 14 minutes in, you get to hear my TRULY AWFUL "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Thanks. Yeah. I've done radio and comedy for years. I just recently started becoming more active. But while I was digging through an old hard drive, I found a bunch of recordings we did in 2012. I had some radio pals visiting from NY and we were all drunk in the Orlando studio, taking adderall and toking and starting prank calling a bunch of active radio shows. It went on for two days. I called "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and convinced him and his staff that I was Jesse Ventura. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN7TLX2YUhI

Comedian Mersh Prank Calls MMA Talk Radio Show

Not sure if there are a lot of people on here familiar with conspiracy nut (and national treasure) Alex Jones. But I do a (kind of crappy, if not entertaining) impression of him (along with several other fringe celebs). I recently called into a radio show I used to be on the staff of to poke a little fun at conspiracy theories, and the recent Oregon militia scenario. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOMIrYYkOc Check it out if you are bored

Comparing Bruce Lee to CM Punk is like comparing Apples to dogshit.

There's a difference between tossing Bill Clinton into NBA Jam and ranking an actual (sort of) competitor in the sport.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/11/10752028/mma-news-cm-punk-given-85-100-rating-ea-sports-ufc-2 Anyone else find this mildly enraging? He hasn't had one fight yet but he's already ranked higher in the video game than a bunch of veteran fighters. Man....the almighty dollar is all that matters at the end of the day. EDIT: I just did some digging around....and supposedly Connor McGregor is a fucking 89. FOUR POINTS above Punk. I call BS.

Hey man....the greek guy and the redneck dude were both rejected for use in the game. Do you know of any ways we can tweak them so that they can be approved? I honestly can't think of anything wrong with them, and it seems to me that the approval or rejection of an avatar is based on Mike's mood at any given moment. So what can we do?

No...I don't work for them, and I'm not actually plugging their site, but I am curious if anyone here has ever used Woot? It seems like a pretty awesome website. They don't have a huge inventory, it seems as if they buy a huge lot of a particular item, and then sell them cheap. I just actually ordered a laptop that is arriving on Thursday, so I guess I will be finding out if they are decent or not. $5 shipping, too.

I can say 100% confidently that we do not have enough opportunities to partner with other businesses. I mean.....THREE gym vending partners? Really? Is that realistic? If you owned a huge, international brand name of nutrition products, you would be partnering with entire CHAINS of gyms and stores. And as far as merchandise partners go, we should be allowed to have more than one. I see small gyms and fight orgs struggling constantly to find partners for nutrition companies. There are already MORE than enough nutrition companies to consider the market saturated, yet there isnt nearly enough nutrition companies for companies to partner with. The solution certainly isn't more nutrition companies, as that would murder anyone in that business and oversaturate and dilute the market even further. And we certainly shouldn't prevent companies from generating revenue that is realistic within the in-game universe, especially considering how many "laundry" services are available. Nutrition companies need to be able to partner with more gyms and fight orgs. Perhaps even have some of the bigger fight orgs be able to negotiate for "Exclusive" contracts, keeping the nutrition company limited to only working with that large org, while smaller orgs will have to settle for "non-exclusive" contracts. The OTHER issue is increasing the revenue the game generates for Mike, and giving him more avenues in which to monetize things (without limiting the experience for the regular user). Solution to both. Have owners of Nutrition companies be able to purchase, via PayPal, "Business Partnership Permits". They will still start with the allotted three gym partnership slots, and one org slot. Beyond that, they can purchase slots for either separately (with a limit on how many total of course). You would be able to allow nutrition companies to partner with more gyms and orgs, decrease the number of companies NOT partnered....and would allow for some commerce and interaction between more players, all while putting a few more bucks into the game itself. Meh?

I don't feel it would accommodate laundry as much as it would accommodate the LEGITIMATE companies in those categories. Laundry is here, and apparently here to stay...and much like the current restructuring of America's archaic drug laws, we should learn to be able to admit it, and make the adjustments necessary to allow law-abiding, legitimate business owners to have a ranking system with integrity!

Ooooh! Yeah! Let's let EVERYONE be in an org. And let's give everyone trophies! And free health care while we're at it! I'm reporting you, sir. http://i.imgur.com/7vJ1lZ6.jpg

Seems to me there are two problems that could solve each other if applied correctly by Mike. I couldn't figure out a way to search to see if this topic had been covered before. One issue: as an owner of a nutrition company, I can say 100% confidently that we do not have enough opportunities to partner with other businesses. I mean.....THREE gym vending partners? Really? Is that realistic? If you owned a huge, international brand name of nutrition products, you would be partnering with entire CHAINS of gyms and stores. And as far as merchandise partners go, we should be allowed to have more than one. I see small gyms and fight orgs struggling constantly to find partners for nutrition companies. There are already MORE than enough nutrition companies to consider the market saturated, yet there isnt nearly enough nutrition companies for companies to partner with. The solution certainly isn't more nutrition companies, as that would murder anyone in that business and oversaturate and dilute the market even further. And we certainly shouldn't prevent companies from generating revenue that is realistic within the in-game universe, especially considering how many "laundry" services are available. Nutrition companies need to be able to partner with more gyms and fight orgs. Perhaps even have some of the bigger fight orgs be able to negotiate for "Exclusive" contracts, keeping the nutrition company limited to only working with that large org, while smaller orgs will have to settle for "non-exclusive" contracts. The OTHER issue is increasing the revenue the game generates for Mike, and giving him more avenues in which to monetize things (without limiting the experience for the regular user). Solution to both. Have owners of Nutrition companies be able to purchase, via PayPal, "Business Partnership Permits". They will still start with the allotted three gym partnership slots, and one org slot. Beyond that, they can purchase slots for either separately (with a limit on how many total of course). You would be able to allow nutrition companies to partner with more gyms and orgs, decrease the number of companies NOT partnered....and would allow for some commerce and interaction between more players, all while putting a few more bucks into the game itself. Meh?

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Monday AM! Here we are, kicking off a fresh new week of training. Whether it's a project fighter you are murdering with Cardio, or a guy you were big on who just got handed his first loss, we're all working hard to kick the crap out of each other in this friendly display of online competition. Good luck to all of you this week, those within my alliance and outside of it. I am grateful to have discovered this addictive game, and as a newbie I have one thing to say to everyone I see on these forums....appreciate the other players on here. Whether you hate someone or like them, they all log in every day, pay for VIP, and contribute to this odd, fictional universe Mike created. So appreciate everyone who plays this game, and try to get more people as addicted as some of us on. Have a great week guys, inside and outside of this game. PS: Cardio blows.

Please. Let's work something out. Kombat MMA closed down (which sucked because it was a solid gym) and now my guys are stuck at Gracie Barra Hilo. And let's be honest, that gym sucked ass BEFORE a million of us Kombat refugees scrambled to find a new home. Now the gym is a mess. 1, I need an invite to a halfway decent gym for two guys. Or 2. Hilo needs a gym that is open and doesn't suck ass. or 3. Grace Barra can actually start adding more coaches, and keeping their gym from being filthy and crummy. $400 per week for that is unfair. Period. If the owner/owners of Gracie Barra in Hilo have a problem with what I am saying, then change the reality of the situation. I might be leaning towards harsh, but I am not lying about your facilities,

Bump for this topic because it's definitely a great point. Essentially, we can't STOP laundering from happening, but we could at least make an effort mitigate it's impact in other areas of the game, such as ranking as the "Top Clothing/Nutrition Company" when you don't even sell a product.

Week 8 in my money dynasty league I won 242-153 This week I won 187-150 Both weeks the other teams scored the most points they had all season. Brees, Odell Beckham, Tavon Austin, Justin Forsett, Tyler Eifert, and Antwon Blake have been murdering it all year for me. I almost don't care that my boy Jordy Nelson is on IR. It's a good season.

Wondering if I can get a friendly discount on one more. Maybe 20k? This dude: http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/trktygq95dllilrv2uuy.jpg On this background: http://wallpapercave.com/wp/YOb7rgu.jpg

Ladies and Gentlemen...there is a avatar god among us.

Ibrahim Moizoos (283584) Got a new project fighter that I am kind of big on. I mostly only buy FNC - I was hoping we could get him a sponsorship. I'm not concerned about big money or anything. Just a store discount maybe. Also, he is from Sudan....and keeping in line with your international shirts I was wondering if you guys could make my guy a special shirt. I would buy a nice amount of them. This would be the pattern:

I saw this and did a fuckin' spit take. Well played. hahahahahaha

Yeah....this whole buzz thing is very confusing, however it does have the potential to be an extremely useful tool.

On the way. And may I back up what I said about the last one....absolutely perfect. Nice, blended "in-game" look.