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  1. Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga (58-14-0) #1 P4P Fighter on the Planet Juiced to the gills Kiribati's Most Wanted Voted Most Likely to Mike Tyson somebody's ear Disciple of the Just Bleed Gods 2021 Fighter of the Year 2022 Fighter of the Year 2022 Super Heavyweight Olympic Gold Medalist Even though Kilo's nickname is Bloodbath because he's notoriously known for his satanic blood rituals and violent human sacrifices inside the MMA cage, Kilo's nickname should be "The Punisher" for the beating he puts on his opponents. He pummels them into defeat with a dynamic attack known as the 8 points of contact and breaks them down from the inside out. His opponents should consider themselves lucky it's illegal, because he would use his granite chin and headbutt the shit out of them if he could. 58wins, 58 knockouts. He's turned out more lights than the Clinton's. Let's watch his highlight reel. Turn your night vision goggles on folks, there will be blood, violence, and chilling homoerotic fantasies if @Steel is in the room. Please ignore the sound of flesh flapping, he's just enjoying his moment away from the missus. Devastating Knees "Kilo's knees break opponents down and lesser men men wilt under his sheer power level. He's the scariest fighter I ever seen and he's sculpted like a Greek God. One that I'd like to rub lavender, coconut, and huckleberry on in the mornin'." @actionjackson Maluga working the clinch nicely. Gyu Yeob is working for position but Maluga cracks him with a big knee to the head! Gyu Yeob crumples up against the cage and Maluga lands two more shots before the ref can save Gyu Yeob! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga is working the Thai clinch up against the cage. He yanks Takuma's head to one side and delivers a picture perfect knee, right on the button! Boom! Down goes Takuma! He's out! He's out! The fight is over, just like that! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Kilo Maluga! Maluga drops Branca with a big knee straight up the middle! Branca is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Maluga! Branca is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga jerks The Barbarian's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! The Barbarian drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Maluga goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Maluga because The Barbarian was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy. Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a big knee! That's hurt Alyoshin! Oh, he's all over the place! Maluga lands another knee that sends Alyoshin to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Lethal Head Kicks "Kilo hails stan for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Not a single binary or non-binary person alive has survived Kilo's deadly roundhouse." @j666 Maluga lands a brutal head kick. Le Tobb looks out on his feet and Maluga throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga feints a jab and as The Barbarian dips his head, Maluga unleashes a brutal head kick that catches The Barbarian right on the jaw! Timbeeer! The Barbarian falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Maluga smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man. Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Cruz Jr wants to stay close but Maluga steps back to make room for something. Cruz Jr seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Maluga and Cruz Jr drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Look low, kick high! Maluga uses the oldest trick in the book to send Babinski tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Maluga is absolutely delighted - when Babinski wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a brutal head kick. Namasuzuki looks out on his feet and Maluga throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Johnson drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Maluga follows Johnson to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Leifsson misses with a body shot and Maluga counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Leifsson is out cold! A devastating KO! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Puno tries to land a body kick and as Puno loses concentration momentarily, Maluga counters with a picture perfect head kick! Puno goes down, out cold! The referee rushed in to check on his condition - I'm sure he'll be ok but that was a massive knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kilo Maluga! Uppercuts from Hell "It's a known and uncontested fact that Kilo has the most feared uppercuts in the business of combat sports. The one he hit Mumu with still gives me nightmares. R.I.P. Mumu me old mate." @TJMitchell Simard bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Maluga comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Simard falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Simard was out before he hit the floor! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Cruz Jr with a big uppercut! Cruz Jr tries to clinch up but Maluga pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Cruz Jr to the mat! Cruz Jr covers up and Maluga unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Kilo Maluga! Zulu leaves his chin hanging out and Maluga seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Zulu crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga dips a shoulder and cracks Mumu with a mighty uppercut! Mumu falls back against the cage and Maluga unloads with a barrage of strikes! Mumu is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Maluga screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga throws a big uppercut that drops Rain! More strikes from Maluga and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Rain lies dazed against the cage as Maluga celebrates with his cornermen! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Knox misses with a right hand and Maluga counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Knox to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops De Boise to his knees! Maluga keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga cracks Steve with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Steve tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Maluga pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Steve is not happy but he gave the referee no choice! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Big Right Hand "Kilo has single-handedly caused more CTE than the NFL." @Mannetosen Maluga lands a big right hook! Barrera looks hurt but is still standing! Maluga lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Barrera falls down and Maluga dives in with a huge hammer fist! Barrera's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Maluga runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands a big right hand that drops Svensson! The killer instinct kicks in and Maluga finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga throws a monster overhand right that drops Spanner! Maluga follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! A shot to the body from Zulu misses and Maluga counters with a big right hand! Oh Zulu is in trouble here! Maluga follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Piano gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Maluga gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Spike throws a right hand that misses and Maluga counters with a big right hand! Oh Spike is in trouble here! Maluga follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Raper - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Sparxx glances at the clock... BAM! Maluga nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Sparxx crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Sparxx is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Steve misses with a left hand and Maluga counters with a right hand from hell and Steve is out cold! A vicious knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga cracks Knox with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Knox falls to his knees and Maluga doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Maluga moves in close and cracks The Barbarian with a massive right hand! The Barbarian, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Maluga! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! McDonald misses with a body punch and Maluga counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Johnson walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Johnson limp body while Maluga jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Legend Killer "Kilo slayed legends of the Syn' Heavyweight division and ended some of the most impressive win streaks of all time. He carries Syn' on his back and I'm riding his coat tails. He's the undisputed GOAT and I've seen him shower, once. Best day of my life." @Icon73 Slice is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Maluga doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Slice crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Slice's bad books for that mishap! Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! Maluga drops Tower with a big left hand! Tower is injured, injured bad! Maluga jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Piano gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Maluga points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Piano wakes up just in time to hear Maluga thank his coaches in the post fight interview. Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kilo Maluga! The End! The reigning P4P #1 fighter and future Syn' Hall of Famer has collected more skulls than Conan. He's bagged more bodies than Rambo. You might have seen a couple names on there more than once, but that's only because Kilo's so nice he did it twice. He's clobbered more Belgium hookers than a methed up Hitler. Maluga lands an uppercut out of nowhere! McNasty falls backwards - clearly groggy! Maluga dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish! Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! What was that? Oh, nothing. Just Kilo beating the shit out of some street urchin Was that his trademark "Jackhammer" uppercut? Oh yes, he really jackhammered him right there, didn't he? Maluga cracks McNasty on the jaw with a powerful right hand and McNasty falls backwards against the cage. Maluga follows up with more strikes that drop McNasty to his knees. Maluga keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save McNasty! This one is all over! Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga! Good god! Kilo jack hammered him again, did he? Oh yes he did dear boy. He really did. Media Archive! Craving more Kilo? We don't blame you! Pure unadulterated violence at its finest. For your fix of all media pertaining the Heavyweight GOAT of Syn' please check out our compilation below - free of charge! Mac Little meets Kilo & The KO King Kilo sounds off after loss Kilo wins YB Sol Invitational Grand Prix Kilo spanks Valentina's Ass Kilo bulldozes Tower; captures Syn' HW Title And still the #1 P4P King... Kilo toys with McNasty; defends title in style Kilo hates rave music... Rumor Mill: #1 p4p Kilo vs #2 p4p Tong Po First fight no fluke, Kilo mops McNasty Knox'd Out! Challenger bloodied and beaten! The Trilogy that crept up on nobody King of the Island Kilo ready for Zeta Yago, let's fucking go Kilo vs Babinski Presser The Last Dance Post-Fight Presser Kilo vs Pupuki Kilo's predicts winner of Babinski vs CDB Syn' 885 Pre-Fight Press Conference; Kilo vs KJ The Streak Ends; Kilo reflects on defeat Kilo captures Olympic Gold Medal Revenge at Supernova Maluga wants WAR Kilo's Dream Fights Maluga Crew attend SYN 934 Kilo murks Leif; Head Kicks into orbit Presidential Ambitions Planned for 2024 Kilo's Last Dance? Kilo Exclusive: For Blood & Money (TBD) SYN' 940 Pre-fight Interview SYN' 940 Recap Kilo vs YABAI Maluga given key to city of LA 2022 MMA Awards hosted by Kilo Maluga Kilo vs Leif V Overcoming Adversity Puno Head Kicked into oblivion Kilo & company attend WVT 73 Bloodbath's Heavyweight hitlist Suriname's Clarence Hoost Kilo livid with Doctor Stoppage Roid Rage: Kilo's outburst at WVT Igor's Hilarious Bad Predictions: Let's end this with hilariously bad fight predictions by "MMA Expert" @igorbyhenikov with predictions so bad and comically wrong, they deserve to be framed in the Hall of Shame. Sorry Igor, but Kilo keeps all his receipts. - Kilo vs Mumu - Kilo vs Rain - Kilo vs Sparxxx - Kilo vs McNasty II (Igor eats crow and reluctantly predicts Kilo will win) - Kilo vs Knox - Kilo vs Veainu - Kilo vs Steve (Igor picks Kilo twice!) - Kilo vs Knox II - Kilo vs Babinski - Kilo vs Conor VII - Kilo vs Pupuki - Kilo vs KJ KILO'S OFFICIAL SPONSORS Kilo "Bloodbath" Maluga shows off his laundry list of lucrative sponsorship deals. The blood tribute must be paid before we can break bread proper. Favorite Attire Combinations: CAN BE FOUND AT CONVICTED, CONQUER, PWNAGE, & BONDI Currently waiting on Kiloâ„¢ edition LEGEND line from Conquer and Carnage. @j666 @DeadDisney Kilo is a master of piracy and 8 points of contact. @rjs2442 @AlexManiatakos @BusterGloves @Gator001 @DBM2 @bjornmma1 @Stef Kilo's favorite supplements:
  2. I'll start, mine has to be I'd Rather Little kids will skip this post
  3. For the first time in Tycoon History, Father and Son sit side by side in the Hall of Fame. Rocky / Winston A truly incredible spectacle and honor for the legendary Todd family, whose strategic partnership with G Wad LLC has resulted in much mutual success, money and babes, lots of babes (7s and above). What's next for this bloodline of pipe-smoking, gentleman-warriors?
  4. Alriiiiiight Following popular demand this will be the Official OnlyFangs Page for yours truly Ibrahim Camara. Here we will talk about all things non Tycoon related, cars, food, wine, womenz, stocks, you name it. If it moves the needle Camara knows about it ! If it moves Camara wants to bang it ! Just like OnlyFans you will get the inside scoop on all things Camara minus the sketchy pictures (no he will not show you his SCHLONG !) Stay tuned !
  5. Number 1 Manager Number 1 Fighter Number 1 in that dumb pyramid thing Come enjoy GWad's thick frothy stream of number 1. I heard he ate asparagus last night.
  6. Here we gooooooo ladies and gents ! The Tri-Champ rises again, after our amazing 2020 run we have started 2021 on fire ! Tonight we have a very special fight, we are headlining SYN 773: Gusmao vs Turner in front of 93,000 fans in the Tokyo Bowl ! vs I know I say this a lot, but fight is very special to our camp. If we take a look at the stats Camp Camara has never beaten Camp Lucky, we sit at 0-3 which is extremely rare for us as we fight and often beat the best of the best. The first thing I noticed while preparing for this fight is lucky is methodical, his fighters is coming at 100% energy and morale. Small mistakes many elite managers make against us, yes I can exploit that 4-6% in energy or that 10% in morale deficit easily. When it comes to this it is like looking at a mirror image. My doppelganger This is our first time fighting for a SYN belt so we are very excited. The org, under Chuck has been every bit as legendary as we anticipated. Winning is extremely hard and so far we have gone 3-2-1 losing and winning vs some absolute legends of the game. Tonight Camp Camara rides again at Tokyo ! And now to set sliders vs this most dangerous foe.
  7. ? The King is back as the #1 ranking manager reaffirming his position as the GOAT of all things mmatycoon — equivalent to being the GOAT at Wiffle ball — showering his foes with his golden excellence. He laughs from his throne as he wins fights and his loyal subjects like the little Belgium who will not be named rot away in the infamous Gulag for being blasphemous to the King. #1 P4P Manager #1 P4P Fighter #1 Org Owner #1 Poacher #1 Ginger (piss off Louie) Pissing excellence on you fuckers since 2009. K*$$ my a$$ and $uck my d*ck, everyone Sincerely, #GOAT ?
  8. SAM BAE DEE Theksit :) On behalf of Camp Camara, GBU and POWERFUL FRENZ we would like to sincerely congratulation on achieving the highest honor ! #1 baby ! Amazing run ! Whatta 2020 finish and 2021 start, it is an absolute honor fighting you and always a tough tough challenge. Everybody congratulate the pride of Thailand ! Buakaw approves this thread !
  9. Mac Little... Former #1 manager... Currently ranked Top 5... I just crushed your HW can crusher's 12 fight win streak. Kilo Maluga vs Conor The Barbarian footage of Mac Little's camp post fight
  10. Syn' 562 Kajun Puno (#1 P4P / #1 HW) vs Kimbo Slice (#11 P4P / #2 HW) The #1 P4P Fighter and World Heavyweight Champion once again steps in the cage to face another hungry young lion who is ready to battle for the throne and make his claim as the Heavyweight King of the Jungle. Puno has been at the top of the P4P Hill for ages. He fights with the same Pinoy savagery as his father. During his reign as the King of Tycoon the 2017 Fighter of the Year has dismantled the Heavyweight division one-by-one and established himself as the GOAT. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/thumbnail/1268764048synlogo022.jpg Puno returns to Synchronicity with his world championship on the line against #2 HW in the World & Syn SHW Champ Kimbo Slice. Will Kimbo's size advantage be too much for the GOAT? Can Kimbo defend a takedown? Who has bigger cojones? Ultimately can the challenger avoid adding his head to The Champion's list of victims? Let's ask the World Heavyweight Champion what he thinks. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20170601204320Capture.PNG http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20120325031119synbeltnew.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20130727154002new-asc-beltb2.png http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20150503122605dms4rb.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15042037209588.gif @Puno_The_Goat "If he is big tree, I am small axe."
  11. Just a formula in progress. Many flaws in it but there isn't any bias to it yet. Up for debate. The only points added are from each opponents P4P and W/C trophies, so there can be a big misrepresentation of the form of a fighter by the time of their fight. G.O.A.T. Formula (In Progress) Trophy Bonus + Win Bonus = G.O.A.T score #1 P4P - 5.0 Points #2 P4P - 2.5 Points #3 P4P - 1.0 Points #1 W/C - 5.0 Points #2 W/C - 2.5 Points #3 W/C - 1.0 Points Awards/Trophies do not stack. I.E. P4P #1 Fighter only gets points for #1 not #2 & #3. Fighter Name (G.O.A.T. Competition Ranking) Otso "Spartacus" Jokinen (206.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 6 = 30.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0. Pts #3 P4P x 2 = 2.0 Pts #1 W/C x 28 = 140.0 Pts #2 W/C x 13 = 32.5 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts -------------------------- Rinky "The Gangster" Spider (146.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 P4P x 3 = 3.0 Pts #1 W/C x 23 = 115.0 Pts #2 W/C x 6 = 15.0 Pts #3 W/C x 3 = 3.0 Pts --------------------------- "Riveting" Ricky Rocker (131.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 7 = 35.0 Pts #2 P4P x 5 = 12.5 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 13 = 65.0 Pts #2 W/C x 7 = 17.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- "The Godfather" Don Marciano (118.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 5 = 25.0 Pts #2 P4P x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 P4P x 3 = 3.0 Pts #1 W/C x 15 = 75.0 Pts #2 W/C x 4 = 10.0 Pts #3 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts --------------------------- Bowser Stormcrow (114.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 10 = 25.0 Pts #3 P4P x 2 = 2.0 Pts #1 W/C x 14 = 70.0 Pts #2 W/C x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts --------------------------- Smokudju "The Assassin" Womba (112.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 5 = 25.0 Pts #2 P4P x 4 = 10.0 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 14 = 70.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 4 = 4.0 Pts --------------------------- Jigoro "Mollywhop" Kane (108.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 6 = 20.0 Pts #2 P4P x 4 = 10.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 14 = 70.0 Pts #2 W/C x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 W/C x 3 = 3.0 Pts -------------------------- Jameson "Guinness" Connemara (106.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 5 = 25.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 14 = 70.0 Pts #2 W/C x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 W/C x 4 = 4.0 Pts -------------------------- Jeremy Tonal (105.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 4 = 20.0 Pts #2 P4P x 4 = 10.0. Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 12 = 60.0 Pts #2 W/C x 4 = 10.0 Pts #3 W/C x 5 = 5.0 Pts --------------------------- "The Irritable Injun" Bubba KillsInWater (103.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 8 = 40.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 3.0 Pts #1 W/C x 11 = 55.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 3 = 3.0 Pts -------------------------- Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz (93.0 pts) #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 3 = 7.5 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 13 = 65.0 Pts #2 W/C x 3 = 7.5 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts --------------------------- "Furious" Devin Styles (88.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 14 = 70.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts --------------------------- Leonardo "Voodoo Child" Ferreira (86.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 P4P x 3 = 3.0 Pts #1 W/C x 12 = 60.0 Pts #2 W/C x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 W/C x 3 = 3.0 Pts --------------------------- Fidel "Pinoy Savage" Puno (83.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 5 = 25.0 Pts #2 P4P x 4 = 10.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = #1 W/C x 8 = 40.0 Pts #2 W/C x 3 = 7.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- "Bow-Tie" Scotty Bennett (76.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 2 = 5.0. Pts #3 P4P x 3 = 3.0 Pts #1 W/C x 11 = 55.0 Pts #2 W/C x 3 = 7.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- "The Tasmanian Devil" Taj al Din (75.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 2 = 2.0 Pts #1 W/C x 9 = 45.0 Pts #2 W/C x 9 = 22.5 Pts #3 W/C x 3 = 3.0 Pts --------------------------- Carl "Crusher" Creel (62.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 8 = 40.0 Pts #2 W/C x 6 = 15.0 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- Randolph "The Legend" Turpin (61.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 5 = 5.0 Pts #1 W/C x 7 = 35.0 Pts #2 W/C x 7 = 17.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- Tuomari Hurmio (59.5 pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 10 = 50.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts --------------------------- "Little Man" Oompa Loompa (56.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 6 = 35.0 Pts #2 W/C x 3 = 7.5 Pts #3 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts --------------------------- Abayo "Bam Bam" Bokhari (55.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 3 = 15.0 Pts #2 P4P x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 7 = 35.0 Pts #2 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts --------------------------- Kajun "Pinoy Savage" Puno (53.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 7 = 35.0 Pts #2 W/C x 3 = 7.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts ------------------------- Afro Samurai (49.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 2 = 2.0 Pts #1 W/C x 7 = 35.0 Pts #2 W/C x 4 = 10.0 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts ------------------------- "Sabertooth" Victor Creed (48.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 5 = 25.0 Pts #2 W/C x 3 = 7.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- "Thunder" Tor Nansen (47.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 3 = 15.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 6 = 30.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts -------------------------- Pasi Kullero (43.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 3 = 3.0 Pts #1 W/C x 6 = 30.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 3 = 3.0 Pts --------------------------- Santiago "Fancy Pants" Colon (42.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 6 = 30.0 Pts #2 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts ---------------------------- Chief Tappenhomma (41.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 6 = 30.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts ---------------------------- Ryo Narushima (39.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 4 = 20.0 Pts #2 W/C x 4 = 10.0 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts ---------------------------- Golden Glory (38.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 2 = 2.0 Pts #1 W/C x 6 = 30.0 Pts #2 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts -------------------------- Barack Lesnar (31.0 Pts) ID# 2895 #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 4 = 20.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts -------------------------- "Yakuza" Che Satomi (30.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 P4P x 2 = 2.0 Pts #1 W/C x 4 = 20.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- YB Sol (29.5 Pts) ID# 73 #1 P4P x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 3 = 15.0 Pts #2 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts --------------------------- Helix "Black Heart" Cabrera (28.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 3 = 15.0 Pts #2 W/C x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 W/C x 7 = 7.0 Pts --------------------------- Milo Phillips (28.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 3 = 15.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 3 = 3.0 Pts --------------------------- Jin "Dragon" Sen (27.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 3 = 3.0 Pts #1 W/C x 3 = 15.0 Pts #2 W/C x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 W/C x 2 = 2.0 Pts --------------------------- Corbin Murphy (26.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 3 = 15.0 Pts #2 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 W/C x 3 = 3.0 Pts --------------------------- Slade "Skank Hunter" Traylor (23.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 W/C x 3 = 7.5 Pts #3 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts --------------------------- Joseph "Huesos" Jones (18.5 Pts) ID # 1170 #1 P4P x 1 = 4.0 Pts #2 P4P x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- Aloha "Pineapple Head" Hoi (18.5 Pts) #1 P4P x 1 = 5.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 1 = 1.0 Pts --------------------------- Travis "Rage" Reed (16.0 Pts) #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 1 = 1.0 Pts #1 W/C x 2 = 10.0 Pts #2 W/C x 2 = 5.0 Pts #3 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts --------------------------- Greg Chang (2.5 Pts) ID# 145 #1 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #3 P4P x 0 = 0.0 Pts #1 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts #2 W/C x 1 = 2.5 Pts #3 W/C x 0 = 0.0 Pts ----------------------------- Womba: x3 Ryo Narushima (P4P 1 W/C 1) x3 Moses Diggs (P4P 2 W/C 1) Otso: Lots of Rematches Afro Samurai: x4+ J Breaker (#1 W/C) 265+ Super Heavyweight Division and Openweight Division Trophies - a lot of W/C trophies to unconventionally low ranked fighters due to thin division hype. I.E. Rinky has highest rank 215 opponent who has silver w/c trophy and 3 opponents highest ranks 35, 38, 62 with Gold w/c trophies. Plenty of cases of fighters beating up guys well past their prime. Is there a realistic consensus for a reasonable modifier related to any of the following? (points +/- adjustable and up for debate) Possible deductions / modifiers: -- 1.0 Pts for opponent coming off back-to-back losses -- 0.5 Pts for rematches -- 0.5 Pts for Different W/C -- 0.5 Pts for Win vs opp. Coming off loss -- 1.0 Pts for Win vs opp. Coming off losing streak + 0.5 Pts for Title fights + Pts for Fight Trophies based on Bronze (1), Silver (2), Gold (3) + Pts for Win vs opp. Coming off winning streak (Pts can increase w/ 5, 10, 15, 20 fight winning streak) + Pts for fighters longest winning streak + Pts for Gold, Silver, Bronze (Fighter Trophies) + Pts for Highest Rank (Top 5, Top 10, Top 25, Top 50, Top 100)
  12. Kajun Puno http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15042037209588.gif just wanna give props to the #1 P4P fighter and undisputed HW champion of the game. http://mmatycoon.com/images/trophies/p4pG2.jpg
  13. http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Philippines.png Puno http://mmatycoon.com/images/flags_small/Philippines.png Puno means "leader" in old Tagalog Over 420,000 years ago... In the earliest days of the Paleolithic age, a mighty clan of primate warriors emerged. One by one the Puno clan conquered many villages and defeated all challengers For many generations the Puno Chieftain mounted only the finest specimen. Meanwhile an advanced cerebral cortex was developed from primitive training Fast forward 420,000 years... http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/14/14b7.jpg a savage was born... "Watching Puno fight it looks almost as God himself got bored one day & descended from Heaven to kick all of our arses one person at a time." - Paul Keating http://mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20120325031119synbeltnew.jpg Fidel reached the echelons of stardom in the fighting world, after a career of savagery, greatness, & destruction, he was inducted into the MMA Hall of Fame. He spread his seed and made a lot of baby Puno's. There have been many impostors, little nugget off-spring that were discarded at birth for being weak, frail, & lacking originality... But when Kajun was born, a Dynasty was created... http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15042037209588.gif He continued his father's legacy of Pinoy Savagery by conquering all of MMA and becoming the GOAT of his era.
  14. All hail the King http://cmt.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:cmt.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Thursday-1469134247.gif Youngest TWGC Div 1 winner ever? Hero Galanos The King adds another TWGC Div 1 champion to his collection. x8 TWGC Gold trophies in Div 1. Tolonen, Tamland x2, Fuujin, Donowitz, Marley, Ozzy, Galanos
  15. Presenting... your Knockout King. Your king pisser of excellence. majesty of winningness. pinnacle of manliness. beacon of humanity. biggest pimpstick on the block. \\Two Division 1 TWGC Champions Kazuka "Bazooka" Fuujin (10-3) defeats former TWGC champion and TWGC legend Mega Funkyama (14-4) Amisviiksi Tolonen (5-0) defeats Finnfighters prized grappler... who gives a shit (5-3) ... to add another D1 TWGC belt to the collection. Your KO King is the first manager ever to have a #1 P4P MMA fighter and #1 P4P KT fighter. First manager to ever have TWO #1 P4P MMA fighters and P4P #1 KT fighters. First manager to 500 KO's. 500 wins, 600 wins, 700 wins, 800 wins, 900 wins, and will be the first to a thousand wins... first manager to ever reach P4P #1 and have TWGC champions, not one, but two, division one tycoon champions. first to piss excellence. first king of title town. first to shower opponents in golden greatness. bask in my greatness tycoon. enjoy the prolific shadow that I cast.
  16. Chapter 1: I Knew I Was A Fighter The First Time I Beat My Dick Some people will say they knew they were a fighter the second they left the womb, and those people are lying idiots. How the fuck could you possible even remember that? I don't know one person who remembers being pushed out of their mom's uterus, let alone being aware enough to take stock of what the fuck you're going to do with the rest of your life. I'm pretty sure my first thoughts were "gimme some titty, I'm hungry as shit mom." Anyway, the first time I realized I was going to be a professional fighter was the first time I ever jerked off. The obvious joke here is that I was beating my meat so furiously and aggressively that I realized I was destined for something violent in my future but the truth of the matter isn't as dramatic. I was bored one day after school and saw a video in our collection at home I hadn't noticed before, it was a recordable VHS tape that had UFC 1 written in Sharpie on it. I had no idea what it was, but being burnt out on watching the same old crap movies we had I threw it in the VCR. To my surprise it was hardcore porno and the two hottest chicks I'd ever seen (up to that point, I've seen some shit now but that'll come later in this book) were blowing some lucky lucky pricks prick. Being a horny 13 year old I pulled my pecker out and started slapping the shit out of it with reckless abandon. So there I am cock in hand having myself a time and the screen suddenly switches to the actual UFC 1 event, I mean at this point I'm committed to finishing what I started so I carry on loving myself as Royce and his Gracie train make their way to the Octagon for the first time. Damn if I didn't climax right as Royce "tapped" Art Jimmerson merely by mounting him. My therapist still thinks this is the exact reason I always get wood when I'm making my walk to the cage. At any rate that was the moment I realized what I wanted to do with my life. I joined a gym that, at the time, was considered an MMA gym. All that meant was we had some boxers, kick-boxers, and wrestlers all cross-training together thinking we had any sort of an idea as too what this whole sport was about. The guy who owned the gym, Marcus Reynolds, considered himself an up and coming fighter manager and I signed with him after training there for about three weeks. About six months later he handed me my first pro fight contract. Yes that's right I took my first pro fight just after my 14th birthday. My parents weren't exactly "hands on" parents if you get my drift and they were willing to sign off on the waiver as long as I gave them 50% of my purse. I walked out to the cage that night to take on another fighter making their pro debut in Wade Wilson and I had one game plan in mind, throw as many punches as fucking possible. Which I did. I landed every single punch I threw but came up with more air than opponent when I was throwing combinations, or at least what I thought were combo's at the time. For whatever reason Wilson just wanted to clinch up and throw knees, he didn't throw any other strikes, just knees from the clinch. That was a weird game plan, fuck that guy he gave me my first win. It was pretty apparent I had some talent but needed to shore up my boxing if I wanted any real chance in this sport. I was hooked and willing to do whatever it took to get better, so that following Monday I dropped out of school and started training full time, maybe not the smartest idea but no one has ever accused me of being intelligent. I took my next fight almost exactly one month later and my opponent and his camp also had a singular game plan, but the difference was they wanted to take me down. He shot for eight takedowns in that fight and I stuffed them all. I landed three punches. Just three and collected my first knockout victory. Seeing a man get switched off like that was my new drug. All I wanted to do after that was steal mens consciousness and I did that another seven times over my next twelve wins. I also gathered myself four losses over that time but I managed to capture both the SFO and EFC Bantamweight Championships. My record was an impressive 14-4 and it was clear I had outgrown my current manager and gym. I decided to shop around and see about replacements for both. I let the legendary Barnabas Sackett manage me for one fight, a rematch against Jokke Mela who beat me for my title at EFC 78, and the fight went well. I won and Sackett was great but we both felt something was missing between us to form a longterm partnership. I left the arena that night a free agent again but it wouldn't be for long as the man who guided my career right up to the end was in attendance that night and was about to reach out. I think you, dear reader, know that man as one of the most famous, handsome, sexually gifted, and successful fight managers in the history of the Tycooniverse. Chuck Grace reached out the very next day and so began the most successful period any fighter has arguably ever experienced. Coming up next... Chapter 2: I Have A Chuck Grace On The Line For You, He Sounds Like An Asshole
  17. Dean Sutherland Jnr - debuts 16th May 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14280502952448.png More news to come....
  18. Arturo 'Zico' Atunes http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14106007577414.png 18-4 (15 KOs) Top ranked 16 year old Top ranked 17 year old Top ranked 18 year old Top ranked 19 year old Top ranked 20 year old Top ranked 21 year old Top ranked 22 year old Turned pro at 17, Fury/NYFN Tourney Winner, Fury 185lb Champ (Vacated), simultaneously SFC 185lb Champ (Vacated) and 205lb Champ. Solitary Superfight loss to Lopette where most feel he won but the decision went against him. 23/11/14 in a historic battle against Virgil Keller, Atunes captured the Cornell 185lb Crown and became P4P top 10 and the tender age of 22. Arturo closed 2014 with a dominant display over top contender Jangles, from the Templeton camp in a fight many thought he wasn't ready for. At 23 he called out the great Devin Styles and showed his potential by going the distance in a close 3 round decision. Currently on a 2 fight win streak, he was the first man to stop Johnny Luca in his last fight. His Opponent Sotiris Kakoullis http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/25/25w28.jpg 17-3 (14 KOs) Former TGC 185 Champ, Former AMS 185 Champs Managed by the World Class Klatz Matz , considered by many the best manager in the world. The fight for the right: http://www.mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=211997&fidb=218050
  19. RINKY SPIDER is the only tycoon fighter currently has both EVO Premier and Elite Trophies. He is p4p #1 and is clearing both hw and shw divisions in tycoon. Just to show everyone what they look like, see below. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/custom_trophy/14099702415713.pnghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/custom_trophy/14099702049276.png
  20. ... WORK IN PROGRESS ... not sure how it'll look yet, forums give me issues, complicate things and make things look different. working on it. The Knockout King http://mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1377428407lol3.jpg At 20 years old a Christ-like figure took the MMA scene by storm. He brought the lightning, the thunder, and the heat. Chris Karter started his manager career with a 10 fight winning streak. He joined forces with the legendary Avon Barksdale and established Convicted Inc, the most powerful alliance in the game. Despite his greatness and early success, he didn't truly become invincible until he reunited with his Drunken Bum Alliance comrade Lance Templeton. Together the tag team duo became an unstoppable force of nature. 60 victories and 50 knockouts later it was inevitable that Chris Karter would claim the KO crown. Along the way he faced some adversity, but overcame all obstacles. A man of many triumphs and his share of heartbreaks, he reached the pinnacle, redefined the striking game, and put his stamp on MMATycoon history with authority. You've bathed in his excellence, you've tasted his glory, you've witnessed his greatness. He came, he saw, and he conquered. He is, The Knockout King. ... WORK IN PROGRESS ... Critic Reviews ... TO BE CONTINUED ...
  21. Let's start this off with a folk lore song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLazfBlUkfk There was a bad mother fucker, who sat on the top Stroking his ego and shaking his Fist at his haters, who played games during their shifts Teaching their cocksmen, to play with their sliders and fighters in the old days of yore Along came Stu's wife who looked like A decent young lady and Andy Mugler quacked like a duck He said he discovered, a new way to Bring up the Cockless to confess and admit The rest of tycoon is tasting my Contents of urine left after the fight Johnny Lee took a facial right from the tip of my gold from the titles, decorating my walls In came the dear Matt Cave to play with my dog Pluto in the cage where his fighter Green didn't belong If you think this is funny it wasn't my song you should be thanking my bong. Yes, what you see here is pure greatness. 2 fighters top 10 P4P 6 fighters top 10 W/C P4P #1 KT fighter in the game #1 competition rating (158) Is there any manager other than Lance Templeton and Ethan Downs that can compete with these accomplishments? #1 P4P fighter Two #2 P4P fighters Multiple top 10 P4P fighters #1 competition rating #1 KT P4P fighter Most wins. Most Knockouts. Undefeated against Quacky Can, and I've never declined a fight against a headless Cocksmen. The King of title town has more belts on his roster than the entire DLGAF and Cockmunchers alliances. One man, greater than two alliances, who get considered top alliances... where is the competition? Oh wait, I destroy it. Highest competition rating in the game Destroyer of worlds. Titan of Titles. Master of Sliders. Lance Templeton and myself are the Tag Team Champions of the tycoon universe, and there's nobody that can stop us. Our Tag Team Duo will be known as "DBA". Obviously our roots of greatness stem from The Drunken Bum Alliance that originated years before tycoon. Yes I woke up with morning wood today, and I'm stroking the ego full force. You will see an ejaculation of excellence all over your walls. Mods, if you take this down, you can suck my fist and feel my fury. I'll hit you in the face with my rock. I'll put my balls on your bottle of gin. You should be cupping my knuckles and blowing on the fingertips every time I grace this forum with my excellence.
  22. How do you think this match would have gone down between these 2 in there prime at a catch wait of 120 ibs they are arguable the number 1 and number 2 female fighters of all time. Personally i think Megumi would have won 7 times out of ten because both of there strengths are grappling and Megumi is far better but i feel Larosa does have chance on her side just because she has the strength and size advantage and that does help since she is no slouch on the ground plus if i have to pick who has the striking advantage it's Tara.
  23. Guest

    Charles Martel

    http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1w2.jpg CHARLES MARTEL Having just this very night captured the Ascension LW Championship, it would seem Martel has cemented himself as the greatest LW fighter to ever grace this magnificent game. A true BW in every sense of the word that hasn't stopped Martel from consistently stepping up in weight and fighting the very best fighters around. Let's take a look at some of the accomplishments over his glorious career to date ; Former SFO Montreal BW Champ - Defended his title 7 times Former 2X EFC BW Champ - Defended his title once during each of his two Championship runs Former EFC FW Champ - Won the title in his last fight for the company Current Eminence FW Champ - Defended his title twice to date Current Ascension LW Champ - Just won the title this evening #1 ranked BW, FW, and LW fighter Holds a win over current Ascension BW/FW Champ Ahiga Otaktay in a non title super fight Holds the bragging rights as the man to KO Skid Torres the fastest - Rd1 1:11 He just celebrated his 34th birthday on the 13th, and seems to still have plenty in the tank to finish his dream of becoming the #1 P4P fighter on the planet. So to any of you fighters LW or below, that are looking for a scrap, get your ass to Ascension!
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