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Hustler D will like to continue his domination over Joker The Pimp so less bullshit and more into the 046 card.

 

WW: "The Senseless Killer" Hellen Keller(8-7-1, 5-6 TF) vs Lucca Turpitudo(4-2-1, 1-1-1 TF)

The Senseless Killer is indeed in the very downhill of his MMA career and he is looking forward to step on the corpse of Turpitudo to climb up and away from the lower ground. Turpitudo isn't plan to make it happen though, as he needs to ride the momentum given by the win over Leeroy Jenkins to break into the division. Style-wise, both are strikers in the standup with a good amount of ground and pound mix so we will see who is the better one in using similar strategy.

 

Prediction: Keller, decision. Time to bounce back.

 

WW: Curtis "Razor" Sharp(7-6 TF) vs Ewan "Down Under" Ridgeback(2-2, 1-0 TF)

Heavy packed Ridgeback will look to take Sharp up to string on a winning streak inside the radiated world but Sharp as the veteran will make sure Ridgeback will not have any easy moment in the battle. Sharp clearly has more tools than Ridgeback, who is merely a pure striker as of this moment(with a lot of time to improve in future), and so I think Sharp best avoid the striking battle for a better chance at winning.

 

Prediction: Ridgeback, KO. He sounds promising.

 

MW: Cleveland "Steamroller" Crosby(11-10, 2-3 TF) vs Slavalengus "Jim" Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer(4-2, 1-2 TF)

Both fighters want to take their Fallout record back to 50-50 but only the winner can do that while the loser will sink deeper into the depth of hopelessness. Steamroller might have the experience on his side but his steamroller isn't always on so it's quite hard to predict whether he will do good or not. Another factor is his questionable chin, which is indeed a factor against one with knockout power. Jim, on the other hand, has a simple game plan which he does good - striking or GnP - when giving the chance. Will Crosby's inconsistency costs him another match?

 

Prediction: Jim, KO.

 

MW: "Tap" Tappy McOut(9-9, 8-6 TF) vs Ariel "C4" Franco(7-3, 5-3 TF)

Tap and C4, fighters with their own playground, fighters with their own distinctive style, who will be victorious in their second meeting? In the previous bout, Franco utilized his striking that landed like at least 90% of the time on McOut to get an easy-to-score unanimous decision. However, Franco wasn't doing well after that fight, losing 3 out of last 4 matches is a turn off for his fans. McOut wants to revenge and this will be the perfect time for him to do so, at the weakest state of Franco. Can the C4 explodes before it is defused?

 

Prediction: McOut, decision.

 

WW: Aiden "Apocalypse" Rivers(11-4, 6-3 TF) vs Maurice "The Farmer" McDonald(5-5-1, 4-4-1 TF)

If you go from a logical viewpoint, apocalypse will clean the farmer's crop off easily but then you can't use logic in the radiated land and that is why Fallout is such interesting to watch. This one is a "I go for standup; you go for ground" clash. The Farmer clearly doesn't give a shit in the art of jiu-jutsu until now, merely a white belt, he will really be facing apocalypse if Rivers ever take him down. The problem is that McDonald has good sprawl and brawl game so Rivers has to put on extra effort on his takedown.

 

Prediction: Rivers, submission.

 

HW: Zack "The Big Terror" McCarty(5-1, 2-1 TF) vs Moby "The Southside" Manchester(3-0, 1-0 TF)

These two are doing good so far but one of them will have to give up their momentum in the end of the night. The Big Terror really isn't the biggest dude in the division but he has the power to top the biggest mother fucker on the planet if given the chance to connect cleanly, which is a lot of chance because of Manchester's weak standup. Manchester has to make sure he can get this one to the ground ASAP to utilize the BJJ skill of a brown belt to get himself a second win in Fallout.

 

Prediction: Manchester, submission.

 

LHW: Goli Haran(8-5, 6-5 TF) vs Mondial Dos(10-6, 4-2 TF)

Goli Haran is on the way of taking back his pride and position inside the LHW division while Dos needs another win or two to break into the contender list. Man, these dudes have some chins made of refined metal so I believe this one will be very exciting. Haran is a finisher of all time, using his heavy hands to pierce through their opponent's defense and has finished 5 out of 6 Fallout bouts that he won so Dos's chin is in danger despite the hardiness. Dos isn't as much as a finisher as Haran but his ground skill is always a threat especially to a blue belt holder like Haran.

 

Prediction: Haran, KO. Wild guess on the KO but whatever.

 

LW: Gregory "Smashing" Jules(5-1, 1-1 TF) vs Junior Zappa(8-4-1 TF)

Vintage Fallout citizen Junior Zappa will go face to face with new immigrant Smashing Jules in a battle that might be the no.1 contender match for the LW title belt. I personally believe that Zappa wants this more than Jules as he really only has one chance at a title throughout his long Fallout career and another shot sounds deserving for him. Jules will take on the role of a plan spoiler in this one, trying to screw Zappa off. Jules indeed has the smashing perk on his side as he has the famous "Wildman Swing Fist" that was rumored to be a fighting skill developed by the mysterious Bigfoot. Well, judging from his look, he might be one of the mysterious Bigfoot race coming into the city. Zappa doesn't care about Bigfoot or Giantfoot, he will take that entire leg off if he is given the chance to lock in a submission of his own. Zappa certainly has more experience inside the radiated field and versatility, it all comes to whether he can get the best out of them.

 

Prediction: Zappa, decision.

 

WW: Jet Fen(7-4, 6-2 TF) vs Richard Callaghan(10-2, 9-1 TF)

This is indeed one big test for Jet Fen as he will be facing one of the most destructive man and ex-champion of the WW division, the sensational brawler Richard Callaghan. Callaghan is a natural brawler with only one con. He has the chin, he has the technique but what he lacks is the epic knockout power or the instinct to swarm in. Jet Fen is also a natural but with different identity. He's as tough as Callaghan but with the instinct and technique to dominate the ground with his disadvantage being the striking prowess. Not many can take Callaghan down and Jet Fen's striking defense clearly has more hole than Callaghan's takedown defense from I have seen. However, only what happen matters, can Jet Fen scores the biggest win in his career and get a great name under his W-list?

 

Prediction: Callaghan, decision. I love surprise and underdog but my ego tells me to win my brother so sorry there, Jet Fen.

 

LW: Baby Jay(9-3-1, 8-2-1 TF) vs Bu Laia(17-6, 7-2 TF)

Jay might not have the greatest start in the career but his strategy and learning prowess allowed him to bounce higher than Michael Jordan in his prime and he achieved greatness by defeating Bu Laia in their second meeting with a completely different game plan from their first bout, which ended in a round 3 TKO by Laia. It was a tight one but a victory nonetheless. Round 3, I see Jay changing his game plan again and Laia is recommended to try something different as well just to make sure he ain't going to let Jay win again. With their skill level, I really don't know what and how they will come out with so I am very eager to see this one.

 

Prediction: Laia, decision. My personal favorite.

 

Prediction List:

Keller, decision

Ridgeback, KO

Jim, KO

McOut, decision

Rivers, submission

Manchester, submission

Haran, KO

Zappa, decision

Callaghan, decision

Laia, decision

 

Friday will be the day to watch Fallout, drink some bear and smoke some weed. Until then, good bye.

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Zardoz Speaks

Meet A Fighter Edition #8

Brought To You By The Almighty Zardoz!

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Mondial Dos

 

Speaking of drinking bears, this week Zardoz speaks to you about a bear who's brother fights for The Fallout. No, Zardoz does not mean a mammal of the ursidae family is related to someone competing in mixed martial arts matches in Australia! Zardoz refers to the term coined in homosexual circles, for large, hairy gay men. Under that description, Mondial Dos' brother fits. The following profile will not be about a current champion like it usually is. Nor is it about someone in the main event. This week we settle in the middle of the fight card for 24 year old Mondial Dos!

 

Mondial Dos and his brother grew as best friends. Mondial was born almost exactly a year after his older brother Uno. They were inseparable for the first 14 years of Mondial's life. Then, suddenly, they didn't speak for years. Uno confessed to his brother at age 15 that he was gay. This came as a shock to Mondial who had seen his brother with girls. The Dos' were an extremely conservative family who believed that homosexuality was down right evil and something to be cured.

 

Uno told his brother because he trusted him with his life and couldn't go on any longer without someone knowing. Mondial freaked out. He got up and left the house without saying a word. When Mondial made it back home he went straight to his father, Uno Dos Jr. and told him what Uno Dos Tres had confessed. Upon hearing the news Uno Dos Jr. went up to Uno Dos Tres who was in another room and backhanded him across the face, reportedly saying "Your grandfather's (Uno Dos Sr.) spirit has taken over my arms and will beat the gay out of you right here and now if you don't come with me first thing in the morning to get cured." Uno Dos Tres began packing immediately. But not with the same intentions as his father. He ran away in the night, stealing some money from his father.

 

Mondial wouldn't see his older brother again for six years. His father began to drink heavily and often challenged Mondial to fights. After about a month of this new violent relationship, Mondial secretly started taking mixed martial arts lessons.It wasn't long before Mondial was able to take his father. By 17 Mondial was out of the house. He started looking for his brother, hoping to reunite and apologize.

 

He traveled to Canada where he trained with an unorthodox camp that believed that drinking raw bear meat in a smoothie was the best food for a fighter. Mondial practically lived off of smoothies consisting of fruits, vegetables and bear meat from the age of 17 to 19. When he moved back to Australia to start his professional MMA career, Mondial found bear to be much more scarce. He had to reintroduce non-bear food products into his diet. Still to this day, during the 10 days leading up to each fight he only eats/drinks bear meat smoothies.

 

In his first fight, Mondial Dos earned a decision over Kung Lao. During the post fight interview he said, "I am doing this all for my brother. I hope someday to see him again." Uno heard about this and showed up to KDU's first card, featuring of course Mondial Dos vs. Jonas Baijllknusar. Mondial won again by decision and afterwords was reunited with his brother.

 

Mondial would go on to have a great relationship with his brother and posted a mediocre 5-4 record at KDU. Since his first fight under The Fallout at Vault 017 Mondial has continued where he left off at KDU. He is a talented fighter, but always finds a way to lose about as many as he finds a way to win. This week he faces Goli Haran with the hope of earning his first three fight win streak in the Fallout. He comes into the fight the underdog, but Mondial hopes his bear drinking ways will allow him to get the upset over the KO king.

 

Other Facts about Mondial Dos

Age: 24

Height: 195cm

Walkin' Weight: 205lbs

Hair Color: Black

Hometown: Sydney, Australia

Favorite Smoothie: Kodiak bear meat (raw), banana, carrots, a little milk, apple, peach, orange, cucumber, broccoli, raspberry, blueberry, jalapeno pepper, cinnamon.

Favorite MMA Tycoon Forum Emoticon: :wacko:

Favorite Floating Head God: Zardoz

Record In The Fallout: 4-2

Career Highlight: Submitting Akio Kurosaki for his first Fallout victory at Vault 017.

Career Lowlight: Getting submitted in only 1:05 by Prince Buckleberry at KDU 43.

Career Midlight: Beating Count Orlok by decision at KDU 26.

Highest Rank: 6204

 

Zardozletov everyone!

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Bu Laia is ready for his close up, Mr. Deville Zardoz.

Fallout fighters only buddy. The only close up you'll be getting is a view of Luke Flukes fist.

(wow, that was terrible)

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Bu Laia and Baby Jay are doing The Fallout a great honor representing us as part of the up-coming AXF Supershow on the 16th of April, they will be back soon enough :)

 

Looking forward to reading the Bu Laia champion's profile. Good luck to both guys in AXF.

 

We will also be represented in kind by Tad Ghostal our 145lbs champion and current AXF resident, he's got a tuff fight ahead of him but im sure he can do the job! Hasnt had the best of luck with Greywars tho! :P

 

As someone who never likes to put over the competition i plugged that org 3 times in this post, epic.

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Vault 046 Review

 

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Welcome to the review of 046. The event scored the rating of 117.04 in a near full Bondi Outdoor Arena. Without further delay, let's rock the fight one by one.

 

Hellen Keller vs Lucca Turpitudo

Keller did all he can to stop the takedown of Turpitudo but eventually one of them did put him to the ground. Might I add that was one excellent trip takedown that brought Turpitudo into side control. Keller was defending very well on his back and eventually moved to top position with a sweep but then Turpitudo surprised Keller with his excellent skill at bottom, locking a triangle up when Keller was trying to hold on to get the tap. Keller should have stand up after the sweep to the top, that will be his lesson of the day. Winner: Lucca Turpitudo(Sub:Triangle)

 

Curtis Sharp vs Ewan Ridgeback

Ridgeback came in going for a brawl, swinging all his way toward Sharp but then Sharp was able to avoid the damage by constantly circling around the cage. Sharp timed well and took Ridgeback after a beautiful ducking motion, taking the fight into full mount. Well, it was obvious enough after a minute of beatdown that Ridgeback has zero chance to fight back on the ground. He was hoping to hang until the end of the round but Sharp was too much for him, unleashing a massive beatdown that eventually opened up Ridgeback for a clear shot. That clear shot rocked Ridgeback and Sharp pressed on with pressure for the referee stoppage. Winner: Curtis Sharp(TKO:Strikes)

 

Cleveland Crosby vs Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer

Round 1, Crosby didn't give Jim one chance at all, taking the fight into the clinch and just let his strikes go all over Jim in that round. Jim was clever to hit a few strikes back to prevent a 10:8 round. Round 2, Crosby wanted to clinch again but Jim was clever enough to play long range jab. Crosby adjusted very well though, using his striking to top Jim up again for another round under his belt. Round 3, Jim wanted a takedown and he eventually got one in the middle of that round. I have to say that his work from the top position was excellent but he wasn't doing it in a fast enough pace to get a TKO thus giving Crosby a 29:28 victory. Winner: Cleveland Crosby(UD)

 

Tappy McOut vs Ariel Franco

Even the dumbest person inside the arena expected McOut to come out going for the takedown and Franco was certainly clever enough to know that. Franco did whatever possible to avoid one, ranging from circling, running to sprawling. He did it with excellent efficiency and was able to cut McOut early in the fight. Franco timed his strikes excellently, using his punches and kicks at the same time to confuse McOut. McOut did land a leg kick but nothing else while Franco was hitting him over and over again. Eventually, Franco dropped McOut with a combo and followed up with a head kick to the bounced up McOut. Boom headshot! McOut went down to the ground for the second time in two seconds, allowing Franco to mount and strikes until the referee stoppage. Winner: Ariel Franco(TKO:Strikes)

Aiden Rivers vs Maurice McDonald

The first round of this one was pretty slow, with both guys testing each other and Rivers going for a lot of failed takedown. McDonald found his punches don't land too well and decided to take this one to the ground with a single leg takedown and he quickly pounced on Rivers to score the mount position. Sadly, McDonald couldn't do much from the mount before the end of the round due to excellent control by Rivers. Round 2, Rivers scored a double leg into half guard after avoiding a body shot. Rivers utilized a chance to move on to side control and tried very hard to lock a submission and he eventually delivered a kimura to end this one. Winner: Aiden Rivers(Sub:Kimura)

 

Zack McCarty vs Moby Manchester

Round 1 of this one was some good standup from McCarty until Manchester's takedown to full mount which swayed the momentum away like a typhoon. McCarty quickly moved back to half guard but he wasn't able to escape from Manchester excellent control to stand back up. The good thing was that he defended very well to give the judges migraine on this round. Round 2, Manchester was cut by McCarthy but that triggered his instinct to take this one to the clinch. He didn't do much but the takedown followed up after the clinch break gave this round to him as McCarty has no chance against Manchester's smothering ability. Round 3, McCarty came out aggressive but his punches really wasn't hitting Manchester. Hell, Manchester even put some beating on him especially a head kick that cut him up the forehead. After a minute from the head kick, Manchester put McCarty to the ground once again to lock his way to the victory. The judges gave this one 30:28, 30:27 and 29:28. Winner: Moby Manchester(UD)

 

Goli Haran vs Mondial Dos

One word, wow. Another word, boring. I appreciate the game plan but this was one lackluster and the toilet held more fans than the seats in the time frame of this fight. Both fighters weren't slow coming off round 1 and what gave Dos th edge was the takedown of his. Round 2, Dos continued to avoid damage, hit some strikes and took Haran down once again for good round for him. Round 3, Haran continued to hit the air while Dos was doing something that was helping him to win the round and we have this one done. All judges gave this one 30:27 for the winner Mondial Dos. Winner: Mondial Dos(UD)

 

Gregory Jules vs Junior Zappa

Jules did his best to strike but Zappa was too versatile and too effective to be outscored by his effort. Round 1 was a striking sensation between both of them but then Zappa dragged the fight to the clinch and to the ground to impress the judges with his work there. Round 2, Zappa continued his "clinch and takedown" strategy and Jules only have two minutes to work after a standup from Zappa's ground control and it wasn't enough to really impress all the judges. One judge gave this one 10:10 though but the other two has this round for Zappa. Round 3, Zappa continued to utilize what he has other than standup to get this one under his belt. The final score were 30:28, 30:27 and 30:27. Winner: Junior Zappa(UD)

 

Jet Fen vs Richard Callaghan

Fen didn't even have a chance to try a takedown yet and he was already dominated by Callaghan. Callaghan saw Fen was trying to strike back and he kept his pace going, hitting Fen with more and more until Fen's legs were starting to give up. Callaghan hit a perfectly timed hook as soon as he saw Fen was getting a little tired and that one really put Fen into trouble. Fen staggered and Callaghan pressed on with multiple strikes to gain the TKO. Man, Callaghan is on a roll and he wants his title back for sure. Winner: Richard Callaghan(TKO:Strikes)

 

Baby Jay vs Bu Laia

Finally, the highly anticipated main event was up on the run! Round 1, Laia utilized his clinchwork after a short striking session to put some hurt on Jay. Jay was taking a lot of damage before he was able to jump guard into full guard. Laia defended a few submission attempts easily and he was 10:9. Round 2, the most critical round of this fight, was all striking. Both fighters were on a moderate pace as they were being very careful in this one. Laia utilized quite ana mount of leg kick in this one and it was effective to Jay, which failed to score a takedown in this round. Jay did hit some good punches so this one was very very close. Round 3, another striking round with Jay doing good in this one. Laia continued his "leg kick and head punch" style of fighting while Jay was timing his punches very well. Also, Jay was able to cut Laia in this round so this round was clearly Jay to take. Round 4 was a questionable round according to the judges' card. I gave this one for Laia's domination inside the clinch but all judges gave this one to Jay. I am not blind and it was crystal clear that Laia did land some punches in this one. I guess Jay's short while of striking on after the third minute and the final double leg convinced the judges. Round 5, Laia used what remaining energy he has to press the pace and eventually outstruck Jay in the final round. In round 2, two judges gave Laia the 10:9 and one to Jay and this shaped the final result: Two 48:47 for Laia and one 48:47 for Jay. I will say that Laia's effective leg kick and slight passive game plan certainly blocked Jay's ability to use the takedown, which was the factor in their second fight. One hell of a chess match by both of them albeit not too appealing to the casual fans. Winner: Bu Laia(UD)

 

Hustler D's Prediction

5 Corrects

3 Corrects + Finish

Verdict: It would have been a draw in normal case by the 6 correct prediction rules said that this week is mine. Finally, I am out of my losing streak, thanks Zardos for his blessing.

 

KotN - Richard Callaghan

SotN - Lucca Turpitudo

FotN - Cleveland Crosby and Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer(Close and exciting than the others)

 

Next week's card wasn't announced yet so I don't know what will be up. Anyway, I am looking forward for it and any surprise that Marvin could throw at us. Okay, obviously one of the surprise is that Laia and Jay will be intruding AXF Supershow, AXF 56, and we will be rooting for them to win. No one can win against Fallout's combination of Jokernism's underground work, Zardos's Big Head Blessing and Fallout-Radiated Mutation. Until next time, see you all!

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Double profiles coming next week as Fallout farewell, featuring Bu Laia and a fighter to be named. Possibly something else also in store for the final week of Fallout. Possibly meaning if Zardoz ever gets around to it.

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Well, it was quite surprised that the world of Fallout would be meeting its apocalypse soon enough. That was not a happy news to me because well, I will miss these fights. Everything aside, I guess I will make sure I win the last few predictions over my brother to prove that I am THE MAN.

 

LHW: Jon Jones(0-1) vs Ricardo "Snowstorm" Valdez(0-1)

The show will kick off by two newcomers that will fight once and for all in the world of radiation. That means a lot for this two newbies to the fighting world, especially when they needs to break the egg on the 'W' side. These two were fairly average mixed martial artists, with Valdez concentrate me on boxing and wrestle while Jones is an all-rounder to start with.

 

Prediction: Jones, decision. Trust me, this is a very hard pick.

 

WW: Ros "Beau Gosse" Ludovic(0-0) vs Leeroy Jenkins(0-2 TF)

Two fighters with similar skill set will go face to face in the second bout of the evening. Ludovic will attempt to make his mark in the MMA world by gaining a win in the land of radiation against Jenkins. Jenkins really need to get a win now because well, being a man that go through The Fallout without a single win is just...bad. Jenkins has the advantage in this one because of his pro experience but you never know what will happen.

 

Prediction: Jenkins, decision. Don't let me down.

 

WW: Ewan "Down Under" Ridgeback(2-3, 1-1 TF) vs Maurice "the Farmer" McDonald(5-6-1, 4-5-1 TF)

Two hard-hitting mother fuckers will go head to head in this one. These dudes may not have the best technique inside The Fallout but their power are unquestionable. Add to the fact that these two are sluggers that will stand and bang all night long despite their not-so-great defense and chin, I can say that this is going to be an awesome fight.

 

Prediction: McDonald, KO.

 

LW: Utah "Sky Scrape" Jones(5-7, 4-7 TF) vs Mark "Ace" Scylla(7-6-1, 1-1-0 TF)

Both men are hoping that they could end their Fallout journey with a win and at the same time, put on a solid winning streak. Scylla clearly has the confidence on his own that he will ace this match without any problem but then Jones ain't an easy opponent at all, especially when he could take this to the ground. However, Scylla being the bigger guy here, I foresee that there will be hard time for Jones. Will he overcome the hard time?

 

Prediction: Scylla, KO.

 

LHW: Francis "Silver" Smythinton(7-6-1, 2-5-0 TF) vs Lenny "The Artist" Ricardo(4-3, 1-0 TF)

The Artist continues his pursuit in the beauty of submission art and this time, he will face off against Smythinton. If you look at the record of Ricardo, it's either submit or subbed for him. However, seeing how Silver fought in his last few matches, I see Smythinton trying to smack Ricardo in and grant him the first KO lose of his career. It's either that or The Artist will succeed in his art of joint-crushing once again.

 

Prediction: Ricardo, submission. My wild guess will be RNC.

 

MW: Cleveland "Steamroller" Crosby(12-10, 3-3 TF) vs Prince Symbol(17-10, 5-3 TF)

I have to say that Symbol is in a freaking roll coming into this match but then Crosby is well-known to steamroll anybody and not even a "freaking roll" can survive that. Both guys are good at different things: Crosby the striking machine; Symbol the ground and pound machine. No matter where this fight is going, there will be striking action.

 

Prediction: Symbol, KO.

 

WW: Joey Bolten(5-1 TF) vs Curtis "Razor" Sharp(8-6 TF)

Two Fallout loyalists will go head-to-head, face-to-face and hand-to-hand in this one. Okay...leg-to-leg too seeing Bolten is one freaking kicker. Sharp has one thing that Bolten doesn't: ground fighting skill and if this fight ever gets to the ground, Sharp is in the driver's seat. Bolten will likely to use his rapid Chun-Li speed kicks to prevent that from happening though, so we will see.

 

Prediction: Bolten, decision.

 

LHW: Xavier "Razor" Armstrong(7-1-2, 4-0-2 TF) vs Benny "Raptor" Tronk(10-8, 7-5 TF)

Armstrong will put his undefeated Fallout record for the one last time against one of the Jurassic Park character, Benny Tronk a.k.a. Raptor. Well, Razor vs Raptor, quite intriguing to me. Armstrong will mostly like going for his usual strategy which is to kick the hell out of Tronk while mixing some punches in there as well. Tronk can strike but his lethal knee cap of a dinosaur is his main weapon. You ever taste the knee of a raptor? Go to Tronk's house and you will get some for free. Will Razor remains undefeated after the Fallout era?

 

Prediction: Armstrong, decision. Come on man, don't lose here and no draw either, please.

 

MW: Albert Ashton(15-12, 6-6 TF) vs "Champion of the Sun" Walter Dayman(7-2 TF)

The middleweight submission machine will face off against the warrior of The Great Sun in this one. Matter of fact, Dayman is not only a warrior but a champion, emitting solar energy whenever he go and I am certain that he can melt almost anything with his fist and Ashton is included in "anything". This will be a real test to Dayman's takedown defense and ground defense skill but then Dayman's takedown defense has always been excellent, 91% of successful defense, Ashton better pray that he rolls at least a 91 in the d100 dice.

 

Prediction: Dayman, sunburn. It's KO.

 

MW: Nike Adonis(13-3, 2-0 TF) vs Doc Patterson(14-2-1, 1-0 TF)

Two of the most shaking intruders into the radiated world will square off against one another to determine who's the toughest foreigner in Fallout history. Despite Adonis's great record, his first gold is actually the Fallout belt while Patterson is a gold snatcher at all time, crushing the dream of a Warriors champion and a XCC champion before coming in and taking the radiated belt away from Adonis. These guys are wonderful strikers and I will probably go for the top strikers in middleweight, crushing the spirit of three excellent strikers namely Boot Head, John McClane and Walter Dayman is nothing but a solid proof of their destruction. What clearly stands out as a factor to me is that Patterson can go to the ground but we don't really see that side of Adonis yet. That allows Patterson to have multiple choices throughout the fight while Adonis's fate is lying in his own hands, literally. Can Adonis once again pleases the Goddess of Victory or will Patterson shatters The Fallout dream of Adonis? Let's find out in this ground shattering battle.

 

Prediction: Patterson, decision.

 

 

Prediction List:

Jones, decision

Jenkins, decision

McDonald, KO

Scylla, KO

Ricardo, submission

Symbol, KO

Bolten, decision

Armstrong, decision

Dayman, KO

Patterson, decision

 

For the last few times of saying this, good luck everyone and see you all once again in the arena.

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Doc Patterson Interview

 

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It might be a little late but finally I have done an interview with Doc Patterson. Without further delay, let's get onto it.

 

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Interviewer | Hustler D

We at The Fallout really appreciate you taking your time out for the interview. So, how's training going for ya?

 

Challenger | Doc Patterson

Traing has been good. I've had a long camp so I feel well prepared.

 

Interviewer | Hustler D

You have been through a lot of fights but then Nike Adonis is still a remarkable opponent. Is this fight putting up A LOT of pressure on you?

 

Challenger | Doc Patterson

No I don't feel any extra pressure. This will be my 5th title fight so I'm used to the high profile fights.

 

Interviewer | Hustler D

Well, I believe your experience in such caliber will indeed help you very much in this fight. Before going into the fight, can I know about your plan after Fallout? Staying in Sydney? Going to AXF? Weighing your option?

 

Challenger | Doc Patterson

I want to stay in Sydney. All my fights have been here and I want to finish my career in Sydney.

 

Interviewer | Hustler D

I am very happy to hear that and I believe you will truly be an Australia legend when you retire in the future. Without further bullshit, let's start with your feeling toward your opponent, Nike Adonis.

 

Challenger | Doc Patterson

Adonis is a killer. I've got nothing but respect for him and his coach.

 

Interviewer | Hustler D

You are a striker but has the ability on the ground too, do you plan to take him to the ground if you have the chance, seeing that he is mostly a striker?

 

Challenger | Doc Patterson

If he gives me an opening for a takedown, I'll take it but I won't force anything. He's got serious defensive wrestling so relying on a takedown to win the fight isn't the best game plan imo.

 

Interviewer | Hustler D

Indeed, I understand that going all-out for takedown is indeed stupid but taking the opportunity is wisdom. Which round do you think this fight will end? And how it will end?

 

Challenger | Doc Patterson

I've prepared for a 5 round war and I really think it will go the distance. I want to make this a dirty, ugly brawl and see who has more heart. I think I do and my hand will be raised at the end.

 

Well, from the last question I believe Doc Patterson is going for a five rounds decision. I hope Nike Adonis is prepare for all five rounds then. It's just a little time left to 047 and we all are looking forward for this match.

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Nike Adonis Interview

 

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Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

Tee hee! Thank you for taking your time out for the interview. So, how's training going for ya?

 

Champion | Nike Adonis

Training has been awesome. My manager, Petro, owns and operates the Bull Ring where our whole fight team trains out of. We have top level coaches and our sparring classes are filled with champs from all over the globe. The equipment is brand new and the gym is always kept in pristine condition. I could not think of a better faciity to train in.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

You have been through many tough fights since you fought in CFC and Syn before coming into the radiated world of Fallout, is this fight putting up A LOT of pressure on you?

 

Champion | Nike Adonis

Pressure from fighting??? How can I feel pressure from something that I love to do?? Sure, I get nervous before a fight, but in a good way. It helps me focus and figure our precisely how I want the fight to go before I ever step foot into the cage. I run through the fight in my head a hundred times before actually doing it. No pressure in something that I am comfortable with and love doing.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

Hmm...I have to kill my high school English teacher for teaching me wrongly about the words "pressure" and "nerve". Before going into the fight, can I know about your plan after Fallout? Staying in Sydney? Going to AXF? Weighing your option?

 

Champion | Nike Adonis

Who knows, I am just focused on beating Doc Patterson. After that is accomplished, Petro and I will figure out the next move.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

Alright, let's talk about the fight now. Let's start with your feeling toward your opponent, Doc Patterson.

 

Champion | Nike Adonis

I have great respect for my opponent. Doc has been around for a while, he is really experienced. He has fought in many top orgs here in Sydney and held titles in them. I am not taking him lightly, it should be a great fight.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

Seeing that you are a striker right down to your core, I assume you will strike with him and aim to add Doc Patterson as the victim of your 8th knockout?

 

Champion | Nike Adonis

Or maybe I have some new found skills waiting to be unleashed *cracks a big grin*

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

Which round do you think this fight will end?

 

Champion | Nike Adonis

Buy a ticket and find out.

 

I love Nike Adonis untilt he last question, in which I hate his subtle response. Anyway, you fans should really get a ticket before it's sold out.

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This is one hell of an event, gaining a rating of 127.40 in a full house Bondi Outdoor Arena. Okay, I have to admit that some fights are lackluster but there were many top quality fights in this one and I believe this one is one of the highest in terms of average fight rating. Also, the main event is one fucking war.

 

Jon Jones vs Ricardo Valdez

Valdez really didn't do much in this one and the almost 6,000 fans inside the arena could justify that without any problem or hesitation. Jones basically put Valdez onto the ground every round - yeah, he has some issue taking Valdez down but when a takedown was landed, it's one round for Jones - and then locked Valdez there for the entire round, fed him his fists until the final second and repeated it three times for the win. Judges gave this 30:26, 30:26 and 30:25 and no way Valdez could argue that. Winner: Jon Jones(UD)

 

Ros Ludovic vs Leeroy Jenkins

Despite that Jenkins couldn't do anything on the ground - and so was Ludovic - but Jenkins's clinchwork was too much for Ludovic. The gap of their clinchwork was just sky and earth and Ludovic basically spent three rounds trying to take Jenkins down and failed all night long. The only kind of danger that Ludovic put Jenkins on was a few submissions attempts but Jenkins was able to defend them all and just put some hard cold elbows and knees on Ludovic to earn a 30:24 victory. Winner: Leeroy Jenkins(UD)

Ewan Ridgeback vs Maurice McDonald

As expected, these two went out for a brawl. Ridgeback was on a roll at first by cutting McDonald shortly after the first round began but then he wasn't able to finish McDonald and the cut didn't really hinder McDonald too much. McDonald was very calm throughout that round and actually outstruck Ridgeback there. Round 2, McDonald showed his versatality with a takedown in the middle of the round to once again pick up another round for himself. Round 3, McDonald proved that he was too well-rounded for Ridgeback and as soon as he locked on the clinch, Ridgeback was in hell. McDonald unleashed the fury of the farmers all around the world and their hatred toward the crop pest and Ridgeback couldn't take too much of that. Eventually, his body gave up and McDonald swarmed on for the victory. Winner: Maurice McDonald(TKO:Strikes)

 

Utah Jones vs Mark Scylla

Jones was playing too defensive even on the ground and that's exactly why he lost this one. Round 1 could have been Jones if he wouldn't so passive on the ground because he was able to took Scylla down in the first minute and controlled him for the remaining four minutes. Round 2 was different though because Jones did a mistake and stood up in the middle of that round and Scylla really put on the hurt on him. Jones's body was starting to give up on him but the bell saved him. Round 3, we have clinch, ground and standup and Scylla's striking outdid everything Jones did once again so it was a pretty fair 30:27 decision victory for Scylla. Winner: Mark Scylla(UD)

 

Francis Smythinton vs Lenny Ricardo

This was strictly ground game and Smythinton was very close to a decision victory. Smythinton was very clever and tough, he defended Ricardo's takedown and then took him down to secure the top control position - a critical position for a wrestler like him - and basically pounded Ricardo left side to the right side for all three rounds. Okay, it was technically two and a half rounds and Ricardo's submission worked out of nowhere. It was a triangle, a perfect lock against a GnPer and Smythinton was 153 seconds short of a victory. Lesson to wrestlers out there: You better train up your submission defense or you better stay on the side control(or the back as it is the safest position). Winner: Lenny Ricardo(Sub:Triangle)

 

Cleveland Crosby vs Prince Symbol

Round 1 was a blessing for Symbol as he was able to take Crosby down from the get-go. However, his favorite ground and pound wasn't good enough to actually break Crosby's defense. It was a tough first round but then Symbol worked up a 10:9. Round 2 and round 3, Crosby was able to hit some good shots before taken down by Symbol and since Symbol was doing enough damage on the ground, those two rounds were given to Crosby, making this a 29:28 victory for Crosby. This certainly wasn't a good day for the grapplers. Winner: Cleveland Crosby(UD)

 

Joey Bolten vs Curtis Sharp

Bolten was and still is, one crazy mother fucker! Round 1 and round 2 was all Sharp and he really brought the hope to the grappler team by giving Bolten massive headache with his excellent ground and pound. He couldn't get a submission move in but he was very close to a victory in round 2 as he was landing MASSIVE shots on Bolten. Bolten has one hell of a heart and chin to withstand those punishments and then cameback furiously in round 3. Round 3 was like a different fight for both of them as Bolten suddenly turned into the dominator, kicking the soul out of Sharp's body and the muscle out of Sharp's leg, and Sharp was merely on the recieving end. That was a total shutdown of a round that earned Bolten a 10:8 to turn things around. All three judges agreed on 28:28 and this was a draw. Winner: The fans(Witness Awesome Fight)

 

Xavier Armstrong vs Benny Tronk

Round 1, Armstrong was able to prevent spending too much time as a sitting duck inside the clinch of Tronk and eventually outstruck Tronk for a hard-earned 10:9. Round 2, Armstrong did hit some good shots and also cut Tronk with a head kick but then Tronk's effort inside the clinch impressed the judges enough to give that round to him. Round 3, Tronk controlled the fight with his clinchwork and Armstrong didn't hit too many in that round. Add to the fact that Tronk was hitting some shots on the standup as well, it was all Tronk. A close 29:28. Winner: Benny Tronk(UD)

 

Albert Ashton vs Walter Dayman

Can you believe it? Dayman probably has fever due to overexposure to the sun as he took Ashton down. Well, I was surprised that Ashton actually try to strike with Dayman but Dayman absolutely amazed me with his decision to take Ashton down. It really didn't take long for Ashton to hold Dayman down on the ground long enough for a quick sweep and then lock in an arm triangle to end it easily. Winner: Albert Ashton(Sub:Arm Triangle)

 

Nike Adonis vs Doc Patterson

The collision of two middleweight monsters was the main event of the night and it was indeed, THE MAIN EVENT. These two went in with some strikes to light the fight up and a quick head kick of Adonis put Patterson in danger with a cut. Not direct danger but that cut would bother Patterson throughout the fight. It seemed that the blood really hindered Patterson on that round as he was clearly not doing as much as Adonis. 10:9 Adonis. Round 2, Patterson knew Adonis would be aggressive and utilized his counter-attack skill to the maximum. Adonis got some hits in but he was also countered on multiple occasion and the judges liked the counter so 10:9 Patterson.

 

Round 3 opened up with a sick four punch combination of Adonis and Patterson finally got a takedown in this round. He was more of laying on Adonis instead of putting up some offense - and in my opinion, the result of this fight might change if he was actually aggressive on the ground - and the referee seperated them after just a minute. Adonis put up some good work to wrap that round up so he recieved 10:9 of two judges against one for Patterson. Round 4, both were indeed not as fast as they were a few rounds ago and their missing rate were slightly higher. That didn't turn this match into anything boring though because they were still hitting hard on each other. The highlight of that round was a flying knee counter by Patterson after a missed body shot of Adonis. It was real close but that flying knee gave the judges a reason to put their vote on Patterson although one of them was going for a 10:10. Round 5, Patterson got another takedown and this time laid there for even longer. Sadly for him, Adonis was given the rest on the ground and he pushed hard on Patterson after the referee standup. Patterson did score with a few counters and some good strikes but the judges decided to gave it to Adonis, two 10:9 and one 10:10.

 

Final score, 49:47 Adonis, 48:47 Adonis and 49:47 Patterson. A very close split decision win for the champion, Nike Adonis. I personally give this one 48:47 Adonis, with round 4 and 5 being Patterson's but oh well, I ain't the judge. Some extra numbers, Adonis hit 71 out of 166 strikes and Patterson hit 70 out of 138. That's an average of 12.16 strikes per minute(given that combo is just 1 strike so the actual number is technically slightly higher) which is more than enough to deliver an exciting fight. Winner: Nike Adonis(Split)

 

Hustler D's Prediction

5 Corrects

4 Corrects + Finish

Verdict: He gets the first five fights correct and then missed the remaining five. A sad day for my brother because he lost the bet.

 

KotN - Maurice McDonald

SotN - Albert Ashton

FotN - Nike Adonis and Doc Patterson(Honorable mention: Joey Bolten vs Curtis Sharp, probably one of the best comeback in Fallout history)

 

Next week will be the armageddon of The Fallout and I am very happy to follow The Fallout ever since the very first day. I will not steal my brother's job of previewing the final show since he lost the bet, tee hee! So, it's good bye for now.

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Albert Ashton vs Walter Dayman

Can you believe it? Dayman probably has fever due to overexposure to the sun as he took Ashton down. Well, I was surprised that Ashton actually try to strike with Dayman but Dayman absolutely amazed me with his decision to take Ashton down. It really didn't take long for Ashton to hold Dayman down on the ground long enough for a quick sweep and then lock in an arm triangle to end it easily. Winner: Albert Ashton(Sub:Arm Triangle)

 

Dayman was one of the unfortunate victims of the "counter takedown" glitch this weekend. Basically, it performs takedowns on the counter despite having sliders set at 100% follow my orders and 100% stay standing. Oh well, shit happens.

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Yeah, I am aware of the glitch but I have to stay keyfabe and act like your fighter is doing that on his will. A sad day for the Sun's son. Good rhyme.

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This is the apocalypse, this is the Armageddon or simply, this is the end. I personally think that everything will eventually end but then I expect The Fallout to last longer than now. Expectation aside, this will be the final end of the world filled with radiation so thick that can kill a normal person in a single second and there's no better way to end this with a true battle of god and devil. The god of Fallout, undefeated and #1 in the Joker P4P list, Gristle McThornbody will meet the devil in the final time, the most destructive outsider to intrude Fallout, his punch can shatter the ground like a piece of Ming vase, the world-renowned Jesus Gonzalez has arrived to deliver the final judgment(or be delivered). This is the first and last time a Fallout event is host in the 7,000 seaters Schooners Bar so take the opportunity to be one of the 7,000 there.

 

MW: Damon "Pretzel" Pierce(6-6, 3-4 TF) vs "Tap" Tappy McOut(9-10, 8-7 TF)

These two will start the night in the lava-filled ground as I have no doubt they will go for the ground almost instantly into the match. McOut can strike too but I don't think he can do too much damage against the golden Pretzel chin. The key for McOut in my opinion is to mix in his ground and pound on Pierce while holding a dominant position because Pierce is really tough on the ground and McOut doesn't have much chance to stay standing with his takedown defense.

 

Prediction: Pierce, submission.

 

HW: Zack "The Big Terror" McCarty(5-2, 2-2 TF) vs Josh "Hands of Stone" Howell(9-7, 2-1 TF)

These guys have the chin to take a punch from The Hulk so an exciting striking battle is very likely to happen. Howell does have a plan B though since he is pretty well-rounded and I believe taking McCarty down to the ground can be a sound strategy. It's up to Howell, whether he wants to impress the crowd or not with a striking battle and this is the thing he has to consider very carefully. Despite his Hands of Stone, he never knockout anyone and has the record of 4 loses by knockout so if he is willing to use plan A, then he either has the "Balls of Stone" or unmeasurable passion to the fans. Still, it is do-able if he play safe with technical striking. Howell, make your choice.

 

Prediction: Howell, decision.

 

LW: Victor "The Evolution" Darwin(7-4, 3-3 TF) vs Andrej "The Career Killer" Sharko(4-2 TF)

A striking face-off between The Evolution and The Career Killer will probably end with a knockout. One thing I like about these two are their heart and trust me, they will be more and more dangerous as the bout goes longer and their wounds deepen by the strikes they taken. This will certainly be a contestant for the fight of the night.

 

Prediction: Darwin, KO. His clinchwork can be the factor.

 

MW: Ariel "C4" Franco(8-3, 6-3 TF) vs Hideo Toyoku(9-5)

Japanese intruder, Toyoku will square off against the explosive Franco in this one. This one is all about how much can Franco do against the versatile Toyoku. Toyoku can go for a striking game or a takedown and it will be a good day for Franco if he go for a striking battle because Franco is really weak on the ground. At the same time, Toyoku has a wonderful chin that even a C4 might not overtake so this one is a pretty hard bout for Franco.

 

Prediction: Toyoku, submission.

 

WW: Jet Fen(7-5, 6-3 TF) vs Mike Hunt(4-3)

The American intruder, Mike Hunt is one tough customer on the ground that can truly deliver a test on Fen's capability on the ground. Fen plays the jiu jutsu game so his chance of doing work on his back is pretty high while Hunt needs to make sure he gets the top control to land his ground and pound. Fen's striking is slightly better than Hunt from what I see so Hunt really needs a takedown or he will be sunken into his own apocalypse.

 

Prediction: Hunt, decision.

 

LHW: Jason "Shade" Slade(12-11, 5-2 TF) vs Mondial Dos(11-6, 4-2 TF)

As the world of Fallout is already in chaos and mayhem, we will enter the main card of the night. Dos can be considered as a very suitable opponent for Slade because Dos is a takedown chaser and not a striker so Slade's questionable chin is in the safe zone for the night given that he can defend well against the ground and pound of Dos, which isn't the best skill of Dos. Slade has to form a good game plan though to win this one, as his takedown defense really isn't that good and it is hard to work from the bottom against Dos. Can he overcome the obstacle?

 

Prediction: Dos, decision.

 

HW: "The Preacher's Son" Alan Crump(7-2, 4-1 TF) vs Moby "The Southside" Manchester(4-0, 2-0 TF)

The intensity of the fight is proportional to the destruction done to Fallout and this one is a very high level battle between a striker and a grappler. Moby is rising pretty quick in the world of MMA and if he can take out the son of a holy preacher, he will prove himself as a very high level prospect of the MMA world. Crump can pray all night long but once he is taken to the ground, no amount of prayer is going to save him there against the ground game of Manchester that features very heavy hammerfists and also solid submission skill. Crump can be a tough one to finish though so he has the chance to get out of the ground or hang until the beginning of a new round to throw and land his holy fists that have already take out six persons coming into this one.

 

Prediction: Manchester, decision.

 

LW: Enrique "The Judge" Rizzo(18-5-1, 9-2-1 TF) vs Junior Zappa(9-4-1 TF)

Zappa will square off once again against The Judge himself in the final night. These two rarely go to the ground(Zappa has some good submission wins from bottom when given the chance to apply his BJJ) so a three rounds warfare is inevitable. The hypothesis is further support by their technical approach in striking and their good-looking and endurable chin. It's all about points in this one so they better have a point-optimized blueprint coming into this one.

 

Prediction: Rizzo, decision. Despite my brother wanting me to not go for Rizzo since he wants him, I am going for him anyway seeing this is the last card.

 

Jase "The Ace" Newson(12-5, 3-0 TF) vs Cedric Daniels(16-7)

The Ace of the arch-angel squad will face off against the doom bringer of the demon team in the co-main event of the night. By that time, the world of Fallout is probably uglier than a freaking blob fish but the fight has to continue in the shattering ground. These two elite level warriors of both side will probably be the only few left that still have a life by that time but only one of them can survive until the very end.

 

Both these guys are capable in everywhere around the cage but their striking styles can be different. Daniels is a guy that play that power game as he hits you very, very hard and he utilizes a good amount of kicks in his game plan as well. His signature knockout is his last battle against Titus Fletcher which ended with a leg kick feint to a freaking superman punch that would have knock the entire line of teeth out of his opponent if there's no mouthpiece. The Ace isn't weaker in the striking game either. His style is what I described as "the chain gun", his agility level is so high that a normal man can only see the afterimage of his punches and his body shot technique is very very good which can really blow up the lungs of his opponents. Can Newson aced this fight to become the last welterweight champion of Fallout?

 

Prediction: Newson, KO.

 

LHW: Gristle McThornbody(16-3, 6-0 TF) vs Jesus "Chuey" Gonzalez(25-9, 6-3 World Tour)

Here we go, the main event of the evening and the final bout the Fallout fans will see. The last two survivors of the world will square off to their final death in the sea of flame, meteors continue to land around them, the earth continues to shake and crumble and nothing, absolutely nothing can stop them in their destiny. The embodiment of god itself, McThornbody will go hand-to-hand to the devil's own, Jesus Gonzalez.

 

The top 1 in Fallout's P4P will no doubt be facing his biggest test in this one as Jesus Gonzalez can be much more terrifying than a demon. Just take a look at his Sherdog link, KO, KO, KO, KO.........KO, TKO, TKO, KO......last fight, TKO. Then, look at his competition level, Urho "FinnFury" Itaniemi, Jigoro "Mollywhop" Kane, Jin "Dragon" Sen(in his prime), YB Sol(in prime) just to say a few. Gonzalez is indeed one of the best pure striker in the world of MMA and one of the best if not THE BEST knockout sensation out there. Only 4 of his 34 fights went to a decision and that is more than enough to prove this man's devotion to the finishing option known as knockout. Among his knockouts, 17 were on round one, 3 on round two and 2 on round 3. The former Pride, CFC and Syn champion, however, has one weakness that is his chin so this one can really be exciting.

 

Gristle McThornbody might not have the fame level or the competition level of Gonzalez but he is not one to be ignored here. There's reasons that he's the #1 in my P4P list and that will be his world class striking game. One of my favorite key ingredients of his striking game is "the Scythe of Death", his pair of legs that can take away the soul of any leg in this world. Of course, he has to consider whether to take the risk of kicking Gonzalez's legs when Gonzalez can just smack his head off with one shot. McThornbody lacks a big name in his resume and if he can defeat Gonzalez in this bout, he will certainly gain a ticket into the top seat of the LHW division.

 

For this fight, both men are one punch away from a good night sleep, who can throw that one punch?

 

Prediction: McThornbody, KO. Gut feeling and it's very hard to bet against Gonzalez.

 

Prediction List:

Pierce, submission

Howell, decision

Darwin, KO

Toyoku, submission

Hunt, decision

Dos, decision

Manchester, decision

Rizzo, decision

Newson, KO

McThornbody, KO

 

A huge thank you and good bye to The Fallout and its crew for bringing such a wonderful org and for such an awesome place to hook some woman. See you all one last time in the Schooners Bar!

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Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

Are you ready for the final bout of The Fallout? Life and training going well for ya?

 

Champion | Gristle McThornbody

I'm more than ready - I've been sitting on the sidelines waiting for an opponent for months. People seemed to have forgotten about me - Jesus is currently ranked 45th in the world pound-for-pound, ironically the same rank I held after my last win. It'll be nice to get back into the top 50, a ranking I never lost in the ring.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

What's your plan after the showdown with Jesus Gonzalez?

 

Champion | Gristle McThornbody

I'm a prizefighter, Joker, I go where the money is. AXF is the big dog in Sydney, but unfortunately my good friend Mickey Rodriguez holds the light heavyweight belt there. So, who knows? There's some great orgs in Sydney, if they want to loosen the coin pouch they can have me. Otherwise, maybe I'll make the commute to Hilo if they make it worth my while.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

Wow, Hilo sounds quite far away from here, I personally believe that Tokyo is a better place but oh well, your choice after all. Back to topic, What do you think about Jesus Gonzalez?

 

Champion | Gristle McThornbody

The guy is a trailblazer, a legend in the sport. He's a KO machine, and has a good chin - only the greatest fighters in the world have stopped him, and his record - both wins and losses - are a testament to his strength of schedule. I haven't faced close to the caliber of fighters he throws down with every fight, but I'm looking forward to seeing how I stand against a fighter that once stood on top of the world.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

I am not sure whether he will take your "once" well since he's still on top of the world now but oh well, every bit of hatred equals to a better fight, tee hee! Anyway, he's a world class fighter and I believe you want to walk out of the radiation zone with an undefeated streak in The Fallout and also keeping your 12-0 streak in-tact. You feeling nervous or tense about this one?

 

Champion | Gristle McThornbody

Sure, I get nervous before every fight. But once that cage door closes, it doesn't matter who he is. The nerves disappear once we start trading. The streak is great, but it doesn't mean anything. I could have lost 12 in a row and I'd still be pumped for this fight. I've had a decent camp, I'm ready, let's do it.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

You both are strikers, there's no doubt about it. What do you think will be the keypoint of this fight? Technical striking? Inside outside? Chin??

 

Champion | Gristle McThornbody

Well, I'm not one for giving too much away before I fight - I know how hard opponents try to get a read on what I do. The coaches down at Sydney Shootfighting are in charge of the gameplan. I'll have Cleo Blankenship, Antone Mcfarland and Thad Hess in my corner - those guys have seen it all twice over, they are the reason I'm riding a 12 fight win streak into this one. I have faith in the gameplan they've come up with, but you'll have to wait until Saturday to see what it is.

 

Interviewer | Joker The Pimp

Care to share how and in which round this fight will end inside your mind?

 

Champion | Gristle McThornbody

We're both high level strikers with KO power, it'd take a braver man than me to pick how how and when this one ends.

 

There you go, man, I am sweating all over just thinking about this fight and it's only a few days away from us so please, stay alive until the fight or you will regret for your entire afterlife.

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This will probably be the final post of The Fallout as it was the end. The final fight brought the now-gone world a whopping rating of 175.36 which was indeed impressive. Let's take a final look epic war.

 

Damon Pierce vs Tappy McOut

This one was seriously hard for McOut. He was taken down right on the spot everytime he was just heading toward the middle of the ring. Still, it took Pierce a lot of attempts and energy to put him to sleep and McOut shown that he never give up until the final second. The fight was a lot of position switches and sweeps that ended with a rear naked choke of Pierce. Winner: Damon Pierce(Sub:RNC)

 

Zack McCarty vs Josh Howell

McCarty possessed some good striking but then his takedown defense was really not on par against Howell. He was taken down many times in this one except that impressive second round, which he was able to prevent any position change and struck Howell with many attacks of his own. Round 3, he was tired enough to get taken down so it's pretty much Howell's playground in that round. Final result was 29:28. Winner: Josh Howell(UD)

 

Victor Darwin vs Andrej Sharko

I thought it would be another striking heaven for both these guys but Sharko surprised me and probably everyone by performing takedown, and not only once. Despite that Sharko's ground game was mediocre, his perfectly worked strategy and his striking ability when needed helped him to score a 30:27 victory. Winner: Andrej Sharko(UD)

 

Ariel Franco vs Hideo Toyoku

Franco really wasn't fighting much in this one. Toyoku put on a nice showing of his all-around skillset with some striking, some clinchwork and then a takedown followed up by an americana to finish his opponent off. Winner: Hideo Toyoku(Sub:Americana)

Jet Fen vs Mike Hunt

Fen's strategy was right on the spot - body shots and takedowns. Still, Hunt didn't go down without any resistance but Fen's tenacious chase of takedown eventually got Hunt down twice in this fight. Hunt's ground game was fine too although Fen was having the upper hand most of the time. Both men hit some on the ground and standing as well but it was Fen that put Hunt to sleep with a rear naked choke after a massive striking onslaught from mount. Winner: Jet Fen(Sub:RNC)

 

Jason Slade vs Mondial Dos

I have to say today was a magnificent day for the wrestler of Fallout. Dos won because of his takedowns and just like any other fights before this one, Dos won through that and control from top position. Of course, his precise striking also help him slightly in this one although Slade was the better striker. Still, the ground game was enough to earn Dos a 30:27. Winner: Mondial Dos(UD)

 

Alan Crump vs Moby Manchester

Crump put Manchester through a bloody hell ever since the first attack, which directly cut Manchester's face up. I seriously wonder whether there's a hidden blade inside Crump's MMA glove or not. Or Maybe Manchester's face was just that soft? Manchester was forced to wipe the blood out of his sight and Crump took the chance to swarm on. Furthermore, Crump didn't stop and tried very hard to aim for the cut. Slowly but surely, the doctor stepped in and declared a TKO for Crump after checking on that nasty cut of Manchester. Winner: Alan Crump(TKO:Cut)

Enrique Rizzo vs Junior Zappa

I don't really see Rizzo losing since it's the day of the final judgment and he was the judge itself. Zappa was clever to add some takedowns into his arsenal but Rizzo was too much for the wrestler trend to defeat. Rizzo utilized his "Rizzo Blueprint" and it worked wonderful against Zappa. Zappa was force to strike with him and despite a formidable effort by Zappa, he wasn't on the level of Rizzo. The judges gave this one 29:28, 30:27 and 30:27. Winner: Enrique Rizzo(UD)

 

Jase Newson vs Cedric Daniels

A striking battle from the beginning and a striking battle until it was the end. That might sound interesting but really, it was just a beatdown by Newson as Daniels really didn't hit many of his shots. Newson was too much for Daniels, utilized his kicks for long range attack and sometimes leaped in for a hook before moving out of the range again and it was a very good display of footwork. Daniels was obviously in a bad shape in round 4 but his courage and will held on until round 5 and he was just 3 minutes short of a decision. Newson timed a perfect overhand right by that time and finally, Daniels was out of his feet and allowed Newson to get the TKO. Winner: Jase Newson(TKO:Punches)

 

Gristle McThornbody vs Jesus Gonzalez

Alright, the final one, the devil against the god in the final showdown of Fallout. I say that and believe that Gonzalez can put 99.99% of the world's population(Not just Fallout's population, I mean THE WORLD) into sleep or coma with a few punches but McThornbody was clearly one of the 0.01%. Gonzalez came in to swing like usual and McThornbody took some solid one. However, he wasn't down or rocked, which was a rare sign indeed. At the same time, he had a fair share of hit in his attempts as well but Gonzalez refused to go down as well. Round 1 was the closest and hardest to score but after that first round, the amount of damage from Gristle's kicks to Gonzalez's body was starting to take effect and Gonzalez was disabled further and further as time past by. Both men refused to go down until the final explosion of The Fallout and so I checked the scorecard. 50:45, McThornbody. Winner: Gristle McThornbody(UD)

 

Hustler D's Prediction

8 Corrects

7 Corrects + Finish

Verdict: Man, I lost in the final event. What a suck ass result but I have to admit my brother is spot on in this one. Must be Zardos helping him once again.

 

KotN - Jase Newson

SotN - Hideo Toyoku

FotN - Gristle McThornbody vs Jesus Gonzalez

 

A final thank you to the Fallout crew and also Marvin Artist for this wonderful year of events.

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