Rambo Posted February 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 http://www.vegasbachelorpartyvip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tao2.jpg Chris Karter was interviewed in the VIP lounge of the famous nightclub 'Tao' after another crazy night in Las Vegas. Many celebrities made appearances this Friday, and Convicted Inc managers and fighters invaded the Vegas night scene like Ebola in a small african village. We were only able to ask Chris a couple questions before he went back to "the party". http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/DaceandJoe.jpg DJ Dace Killian, Convicted Inc Manager, was seen chillin with Joe Rogan this weekend during his DJ gig at Tao Reporter "Hey Chris, long time no talk, Syn has a big event coming up at Syn' 160: Sober Convicts - " Chris Karter " - ahahaha" Reporter "What's so funny?" Chris Karter "Nevermind, sorry bout that, we'll be sober by then." Reporter "So how excited are you for Syn' 160?" Chris Karter "Amped up. Got a great main event, Syn legends, potential contender fight at 145. Should be a helluva night." Reporter "Most people have counted Led Zeppelin out against the reigning undefeated champion, Jesus Cavalera, what's your opinion?" Chris Karter "There's no doubt Jesus is a beast, 15-0, 10 finishes, one of the best welterweights in the world. But Led is a bad dude, I don't know if yall watched Franky's Millionaire tournament, but he's a helluva fighter. Should be a helluva fight." Reporter "You didn't give us a prediction, do you have one? Sources in Las Vegas say you bet on Jesus Cavalera." Chris Karter "I put money down on Led man. You need some new sources. He's the underdog, Jesus has looked unbeatable... if he's gonna lose I think it's gonna be to Led Zeppelin. I'm expecting it to be a great fight, these two fighters don't come around every day." Reporter "The fans are expecting fireworks. Rumors say Don Marciano should be makin his Syn debut soon, are these rumors true?" Chris Karter "Na. Don has a very busy agenda ahead. Syn isn't on his schedule at this point in time... it's been fun, gotta get back to my crowd." Reporter "Thanks for taking time to answer our questions." Chris Karter "No problem. Take it easy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceTempleton Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 haha, good shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 I must admit Nilmar that I don't care for your prediction in the title fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 I must admit Nilmar that I don't care for your prediction in the title fight. this is the kind of attitude I like the most! dead ahead my friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 I don't think Calavera can take this one... This is probably his toughest fight till date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avon Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Event Commentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Event Commentary AVON JUST POSTED IN FORUM! AVON JUST POSTED IN FORUM! loool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 The promo vid was SICK! I was pretty happy with Led's performance tonight as well. I told you Nilmar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 That video is phenominal .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 The promo vid was SICK! I was pretty happy with Led's performance tonight as well. I told you Nilmar I definitely have to throw that crystal ball out the window m my friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 The promo vid was SICK! I was pretty happy with Led's performance tonight as well. I told you Nilmar I called it as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/DaceandJoe.jpg DJ Dace Killian, Convicted Inc Manager, was seen chillin with Joe Rogan this weekend during his DJ gig at Tao Yeah what can I say, Joe loves the phat Drum & Bass beats I drop when I am behind the decks. Almost as much as he loves watching me cinch up an arm triangle on my opponents neck in the final seconds of a fight! Seems like all the grappling training the coaches at Convicted Top Team have had me doing is paying dividends! I'm happy that I am back to showing that I have the skills and the cardio necessary to finish tough fights. I mean, a win is a win and I'll never complain about how I get my hand raised, but I feel the fans deserve to see exciting finishes and I prefer there to be no mistake as to who won a fight. Don't get me wrong, McPherson really tested me in the second round and he is a great fighter, but I feel that with the trainers I am working with now, the program they have me on and with the pace at which they are pushing me I am finally becoming a truly well rounded and complete MMA fighter. We knew going into the fight that his game plan would be to clinch with me and bully me around with his superior Muay Thai. Our game plan was to stay on the outside, work the jab, stay moving and come in at different angles to setup a clutch takedown when the opportunity arose. My grappling coach Robson Sandoval at Convicted Top Team has improved my BJJ by leaps and bounds over the last 6 months. It may have taken 14:58 seconds to find the right time to lock up a sub, but it only took one try! I owe that victory as much, if not more to my coaches and corner than anything else. I've been in the shark tank that is the Syn' organization since my professional debut. Since day one they have been throwing veteran middleweight after veteran middleweight at me and so far I am still standing. It's an honor to fight in one of the most prestigious MMA Organizations in the world. I hope I can continue to be worthy of the opportunity they have given me. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have my eye on the ultimate prize - the coveted Syn' Middleweight belt, but I'm also humble enough to know that I still have a long road ahead of me to earn that opportunity. The division is packed to the gills with incredibly talented fighters, but I'm ready to face whatever challenges the Organization decides to put in front of me. In the meantime between fights I'll get my party on mixing tracks and dropping beats at the hottest clubs in the country. However, when the call comes, I'll be ready to step into the cage, prove I deserve to be here and claw my way to the top of the division one win at a time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted February 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2011 Syn' 160: Sober Convicts - Aftermath and sex scandals This is going to be my last day on Earth, my friends! Going against all warnings, threatening and bribes, I am going to do my duty of journalist and citizen, bringing to you some shots from the secret sex tape between Avon and Wilhelmina. I am going to pay for it, but like Prometheus did before, I am going to challenge the wrath of gods and give you fire. Oh, and there were always ten fights tonight, if anyone’s interested… 1st Fight: Chris Mayo vs Fabricio Valesquez That’s incredible guys! Valesquez took the blue pill and found himself in a parallel world. He discovered all the desperation, pain, sufferance and hopeless existence that real humans carry on when they get out of the evil matrix projected by the pervert mind of Mike Tycoon. Then, he stared at Morpheus, kicked him in the ass, and toon the red pill again: “Ignorance is kind” were his last words as a real, awakened human. Then he came back just to discover that ignorance can be just as cruel as knowledge, especially if you meet an angry beast like Mayo inside a steel cage. After taking a beating cure from his superior opponent, Valesquez called Tycoon on the phone: “Hey mate, nothing against being exploited as a digital construct but, please, can I have something better? Can I be someone charming and rich who fucks beautiful women and does not get hit in the face?”. According to my sources, Tycoon answered: “Well, you could be Nilmar next time…”. 2nd Fight: Dace Killian vs Xavier McPherson I think Killian should not be happy about his performance tonight. Sure he did win hands down against an opponent who proved to be nothing more than a nice sparring partner. But, if you have the talent, power, quickness and skills of Killian, you have to target the top. And, if you want to reach it, you will have to win fights you cannot dominate. Take the chance as soon as it comes, and finish the fight before the fight finishes you. Now, when you cut your opponent and knock him down after less than thirty seconds, you simply cannot let the whole thing go distance. You have to kill right now. Killian proves to be a promising fighter, but has still something to learn if he wants to be more than a pop in the more competitive Fight Org of the world… 3rd Fight: Zedicus Jones vs Brandon Tate Jones completely surprises me and wins by submission in the first round. It’s been quite a surgical fight plan by a guy who used us to something more straight and definitely less subtle: one takedown, one sub attempt, game over. The Kimura which spelled the final word on the fight was a text book Ju Jitsu lesson, thus showing that there is definitely something more than it might seem in this guy. Really curious to understand if he can do it again. show us more, Zedicus! 4th Fight: Junius E Sneed IV vs Abraham Valuev Well, he is not be Prince’s secret son, maybe, but sure he’s quick. The deadly left hook which destroyed Sneed IV in the early stages of round one has been filmed by thousands of camera, yet almost no one was still able to see clearly how and where it landed. Finally, I found an amateur clip perfectly showing what happened in that epic 38th second of the fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_MP_4l_m1w It’s really hard to say if there is anything left in Sneed that can be used to reassemble a fighter. Sure Valuev comes out of this match with a morale boost. He’s quickly becoming a crowd favorite and, if this monstrous power does not fade away, sky is the only limit for him. 5th Fight: Jose Salcedo vs Nameless One Here is an SMS I received from Bruce Wayne just half an hour before the fight: “things are not the way you put them. Me and the girl broke before Tom came in. She did not tolerate anymore my secret identity. She said she did not want to stay anymore with a winged mouse. I can understand. What still makes me wonder is why she then married a wingless mouse. Were wings the real issue?”. I was not able to give an answer. And, to be honest, who damn cares? About fight, One won this one, and it makes no surprise at all. He dominated the first two rounds with his superior class, activeness and accuracy. Then he completely failed the final round, dominated and overwhelmed by Salcedo who was desperately seeking for a finish. One’s victory is completely deserved, but the trajectory of this fight left me some concerns about One’s cardio. He should reconsider his training priorities, maybe… 6th Fight: Eric Scribner vs Che Satomi Scribner was already choosing the Champagne for celebration. He was in control, comfortably dominating from top position towards the very end of round three, after dominating the whole fight with a perfect fight plan. Then Satomi came out with a flashy triangle that surprised everyone and forced half the journalist to cancel the writeup celebrating Scribner’s win. BJJ guys are like that: you can dominate them for 15 minutes, but if they grab the right hold you’re gone. Now, it’s hard to say what can happen to Scribner’s psyche. He had the fight in his own hands, but Satomi stole it in a flash. Will Eric find the inner strength to come back hereafter? 7th Fight: Johnny Davis vs Ahiga Otaktay Otaktay says farewell to Syn the way he likes the most: writing an elegiac poem on the canvas with his opponent’s blood. He did not manage to accomplish his final fate and die yet, but is having a lot of fun in the meanwhile. Davis fought quite even with his opponent, but was finally victimized by Otaktay’s unexhausted gas tank, which allows him to fire in the last round the same way he does in the first one. I asked Otaktay’s coach the secret of this perfect conditioning, and received this answer: “I make sure he screws at least six girls every day: it builds up his cardio and flexibility as well”. I think this training program will have lots of success in the next future, just thinking about going back in the cage myself… 8th Fight:Vinny Veechi vs Henrik Larsson. Torture: the action or chain of actions a human beings applies to another to establish domination over him by the means of pain, threat and/or deprivation. Well, this definition well applies to what Larsson did to Veechi in this one sided fight. We were near the end of round one when a deadly kick found its home in Veechy’s head, and Veechi collapsed, ready for the final execution. Should Larsson have jumped on him, the ref would have surely stopped it all. Larsson stood still instead, with an evil smile on his face, and addressed Veechi with a clear sign to stand up. Veechy was so stupid to obey instead of waiting for the merciful count. Like a sacrificial lamb, he went to the deadly altar on his feet. Larsson hit him hard again, rocking him badly, but the bell sounded and prolonged Veechi’s agony. Round two started where round one ended: another knockdown, another sadistic behavior. Again, Larsson waited for Veechi to stand up again. The ref was probably counting sheeps since he missed even that clear sign of helplessness by Veechi. Larsson quietly walked towards his opponent, who was unable to stay in guard, and delivered a life threatening right hand to end the whole story. This was not only punishment for Veechi: it was a clear message to the whole Middleweight division. “You want me guys? I’m here. But there will be no shaking hands, no fair play. No De Coubertin or Queensbury shit. My game, my rules, your funeral”. Who will step up to this challenge? 9th Fight: Jack Siegel vs Blokada Leningrada That was going to be a close fight, but Siegel dominated in the end, more than it was righteously expected, using a perfect fight plan which excluded the ground thing from the contest, maximizing his clinchwork ability in the attempt to do real damage with his steely elbows. Leningrada was able to stay in the fight and deliver some big shot of his own while at striking range, but was a bit too passive in the clinch, witnessing his opponent’s mastery like he was not the one who took the blows. No doubt for the judges about the winner: Siegel was the busier man, throwing more strikes, landing more strikes, actively building the fight the way he wanted it. With the considerable record of 12 victories and just two losses, Siegel establish himself like the real Lancelot of this division: if you want to cross the bridge and step up to the final glory, you have to beat him, and you’d better make sure your Excalibur is at hand and finely sharpened, since it’s going to be no easy task… 10th Fight: Jesus Cavalera vs Led Zeppelin Just ten minutes after this fight, I received an SMS from Zeppelin himself: There’s a writer who’s sure All that glitters is gold, And he’s buying a stairway to bullshits… Another minute, and Led’s manager sent me another message. It was much more laconic, but it looks to me the substance was the same: Idiot Well, it’s the hard life of Nilmar: despite my neural disorder which forces me to spam bullshits all over the place, people keep acting like they think that what I write makes sense. Really weird to me, but I guess it makes fun as well… About the fight, Zeppelin imposed his hard law on this fight, being able to keep it standing most of the time, and completely annihilating one of Cavalera’s sharpest weapons, consisting of his BJJ Brown Belt that has been all but a key factor in this fight. Zeppelin well defended from the only sub attempt performed by his opponent, gained a quick standup with his explosive leg power, and then performed his own strategy made of great accuracy from striking range and damaging fury from inside. Do you want the real key factor in this fight? I think it resides in Led’s gas tank: I’ve never seen a human being able to fire 87 head punches and land with 79 of them. Despite his activeness, he never lost focus and lucidity. . there’s been a lot of talk about Led’s secret among us journalists, and we came out with three main theories: 1. Zeppelin trained all this month following the rhythm of Jennifer Beal’s dancing barefoot. Some swear he was singing “she’s a maniac, maniac on the floor” while hitting Cavalera… 2. Zeppelin was bitten by a radioactive spider. 3. Barksdale made the smart move of trying to bribe Zeppelin: “If you let Cavalera win, I will grant you an entire night of wild sex with my girl Wilhelmina. The third one really sounds convincing to me, and your thought? Now, Cavalera has to get back on his feet if he wants revenge but question is: is there enough pride and faith left inside him to perform this miracle? Now, time to leave. But first, I have to keep my promise and give you the scoop of the year: here’s Avon Barksdale just one moment away from a passionate embrace with sexy Wilhelmina. Enjoy it: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3143/2609365295_3f7e2a4df8.jpg Goodnight, Nilmar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avon Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 Syn' 161: Toyless Nerds - Preview Well, guys, I don’t mean to bother you with my private life (have you noticed that when someone starts like that, he’s going to do exactly what he denies? “I’ll be short”? Two hours of speech! “I don’t mean to criticize”? he’s going to rip you wide open! Language is a weird beast guys…), but last night at 3.00 a.m. I heard knocking at my door once more. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: same room, same bed, different beauty. But the point is: who was knocking? I thought he was Avon that was going to kill me for the Wilhelmina affair. Well, I opened the door ready for the fatal shot. And, instead, I saw Wilhelmina standing right in front of me, wearing just a smile and two drops of perfume. “May I come in, Nilmar?”. My whole body said “no”, but my mouth betrayed me: “Sure, milady”. She sat right in front of me, with a strange smile on her face (all expressions on Wilhelmina’s face are strange , but this one was particularly strange). “You ruined my life, Nilmar”. “Yeah, I know, and I am really sorry for that. Was just doing my job”. “Some things have to stay secret, Nilmar”. The way she spelled my name made me feel exactly like when you bite an apple and you understand there is a worm in it… “I hope you might accept my excuses”. “Excuses are far from being enough”. “Does Avon know you’re here, Wilhelmina?”. She laughed. “Avon… Avon is a great man. He’s strong, powerful, and nights with him are… endless!”. Well, if anyone in history ever felt pity for Avon Barksdale, that was me in that very moment… “He’s the best”: I said. “But he is so rude”. “Well, he has to. He’s a leader, so many responsibilities…”. “I am a woman, Nilmar”. Glad she said it, since I never noticed. “I need to talk. I need someone able to get in touch with my inner feelings. Someone deep…”. “Deep?”. “Sensitive”. God! “Someone who knows how to talk to a woman”. Please help! “Someone like you”. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhh! I WAS RAPED! Damn, Avon, where are you when I need some quick, painless death?!?! Yeah, I know all of you insensitive merciless vampires want blood, and I am going to give you. Just let me roll in misery for another while… Now, this is going to be a great night of fighting here in Syn City. I recompose my pieces in time to tell you another tale of violence and pain. I cut over details, just tell you that sky will burn with all those stars turning on at the same time.. 1st Fight: Cadian Karskin Jr vs Kyle Newheart The Siberian Locomotive Cadian Karskin meets Kyle Newheart in this Heavyweight fight. Both are experienced fighters with scars on their skin and tons of pride in their darkened hearts. Newheart is at his debut for Syn after an interesting career in London. While flying towards the New World, his manager Franky Sin sitting on his right stared at him and said: “does that headache hurt bad?”. Newheart was surprised, but answered: “No Boss, just a little. How do you know?”. “I know what hurts your head kid. It’s because you reached the top. You can’t go higher than this. Now, your only mission is not to fall down”. Newheart this is the chance of a lifetime, and will do anything to catch it. He is a complicated fighter: a fantastic striker who likes submissions, a hard chinned guy whose skin is as fragile as rice paper. Of his 7 losses, 6 came by cut, and this is a hindrance Karskin will surely try to exploit: he’s a ground specialist with good punches in his standup directory. His story with Syn has not been the happiest ever possible thus far, so he needs a great win to prove he can do that. Two fighters in need of a great victory: one to avoid falling from the top, the other one trying to climb up again. it’s going to end with a party and a funeral but, like I use to say: the path of a warrior is a hard, dark one to walk… Karskin by TKO. 2nd Fight: Sallah Alcoubrah vs Bill Carson Two victims of the irresistible ascent of Lawler in the Middleweight division are running for the consolation price tonight. Alcoubra has been quite brilliant in his career start, but his last fights put him on the rollercoaster. Carson has a more ordinary pedigree and comes in on two losses, so we can’t expect his morale to be at its best. Carson’s main edge approaching tonight’s fight is that he does not have to stick to one gameplan: he’s competent in both the standup and the ground subject, so he can simply follow the flow and take the thing as it comes. Alcoubrah, on the opposite, has to stay upright at all costs, but has great sprawl so there is no doubt he can impose his will tonight. A very uncertain outcome, but Carson looks like he has a little something more. Prediction: Carson by submission. 3rd Fight: Dan Gable vs Jorge Ramirez Do you know the story of “Le Roi Mehagnè?”. The Wounded King, yes the one who had a wound that never healed, but was able to heal everyone else. Dan Gable reminds me of that king: he is a great fighter, he’s winning fights, making money and everyone around him is happy. But he looks sad and depressed. Nobody knows why. He never smiles, and his team mates swear they see him cry silent tears after every session. What’s up with this guy? Well, it looks we are coming to Nilmar’s Corner, where every hypothesis is good as long as it’s unbelievable: 1. Dan Gable never recovered when he knew that the Flash Forward series was over after the first season. 2. Dan Gable never recovered after seeing the hard pic of Avon Barksdale with Wilhelmina (who can recover from that, by the way?). 3. Dan Gable has never recovered from knowing that Santa Claus doesn’t actually exist (for those of you who discover it right now, I am really sorry, but innocence can’t last forever). Choose your favorite, but tonight it doesn’t really matter. He’s facing Jorge Ramirez, who has probably the more educated jab in Syn. Ramirez is depressed too, but at least he has a reason: his last two fights ended in tragedy, and he has to stand back soon or sink into the quicksand of mediocrity, a real shame for a talent like him. It’s going to be a battle where every stance will be checked, but I think Ramirez could prevail if he manages to stay outside and counter. Prediction: Ramirez by decision. 4th Fight: Damien Demented vs Jeffrey The Dude The Dude trying to prove his belt is a real black one and not just a white one that he forgot to wash as time passed. His performance against Hammer was of the “No Sign of Life” kind, so we can expect him to be everything but tired since he was a simple spectator in his previous fight. Demented is a perfect Mixed Martial Artist with no fault at all. be it standing or rolling on the ground, this guy can handle it. Demented’s brother, James, revealed that Damien’s favorite game when they were kids was to crash nuts with various parts of the head. This tell us two things: 1. Damien’s chin is hard as hell. 2. Damien’s second name is fully deserved. Now, Damien’s chin is a factor, but his hands are not to be underestimated. The Dude has to use all his renown intelligence if he wants to come out with a victory. Won’t be easy though. Prediction; Demented by decision. 5th Fight: Lombardo Limba vs Martin Cristos “The Man That Does Not Look So Good” Lombardo Limba faces Martin Cristos in this Welterweight bout. Limba is an intelligent all rounded fighter who is becoming an expert in upsets, taking down more talented opponents by the means of perfect, unpredictable fight plans. Everything logical till now, but here it comes another of Nilmar’s weird scoops. According to a good friend of mine, Haitian sorcerer Jules Morrisseau Saint Jacques, Limba is not a living man. He’s a zombie, controlled by his manager Paul Keating. Keating sets tactics, then his puppet obeys. He says that Limba’s skin smells of coudeputro, the feared zombie powder. Believe it or not, he has to be careful (or his manager has to control him real good), or he become a full dead guy: it doesn’t really matter if you’re a zombie, werewolf, vampire or mummy. Cristos can hurt you anyway. I recently asked his coach about Martin’s best quality as a fighter. “His antisocial disorder”, said the coach. “Could you explain a little better” I asked. “Well, an antisocial disorder means you have no care for your own life, and despise other human beings. You want to hurt them and damage them, no matter what. Can you imagine something better for a cage warrior?”. I can’t actually. There is going to be blood my friends. Cristos looks like his weapons are the heavy ones, but Limba (or his master) is capable of anything. How’s it going to end? Prediction: Cristos by TKO. 6th Fight: Muhammed Muhammed vs Jin Sen A piece of Syn history steps in tonight: Jin Sen was here from the early ages, and have seen planets change their routes so many times that he can never be surprised. Young guns in Syn start to think of him as an old sage, and refer to him calling him “Master”. His wisdom is trespassed only by his appetite for candies, which conferred him a complicated smile and some cholesterol issue. He was the undisputed dominator in Syn 205lbs division, defending his title 9 times. Then came Norman Ewert, and Jigoro Kane, Buzzkill Mc Gee. Trespassed by more talented opponents training in ultra-modern private gyms, he was no more able to compete. He was like a dinosaur in the atomic age, but he was a T-Rex, and has not completely forgotten how it’s done. Muhammed became a Champ under the burning sun of Rio De Janeiro, but he wasn’t still able to win the title here. He had a chance, but there are few people who can claim to have beaten Jigoro Kane (and they usually pay for it next time). Tonight’s fight puts one against the other two experienced, complete warriors. You can hardly find someone with the martial pedigree of Muhammad. Was a cage fighting a pure theoretical lesson, he would always win hands down. Unfortunately, cage fights involve things like sweat, blood, pain and fear, emotions that are not easily handed even by the more hardened machos. In the end, it’s going to be Sen’s right hand against Muhammed’s armbar. A very hard bet. Prediction: I’m not making any, I’m tired of being kicked in the arse by angry fighters or their angrier managers! Oh, ok, I say Muhammed by submission. Now, Calvin, please, could you put that 357 magnum away? 7th Fight: Chino Bandito vs Dante Evangelisti Undefeated rising stars Dante Evangelisti meets Chino Bandito in this Welterweight fight. Bandito is an experienced martial artist, whose young age must not be taken for granted: if punches were years he would be an old oak tree. Both guys are heavy handed, but Bandito has a slight edge in terms of pure technique. Anyway, Evangelisti is a fighter from Avon’s stable, so he will win, or I will die. Bandito was worried about Evangelisti’s irresistible rhythm and fury, so he asked his manager to find him a sparring partner who could copycat the storm of punches he will have to withstand tonight. Here is a shot of Chino’s sparring partner preparing for the session, taken by an amateur’s camera: Well thought, don’t you think? Prediction: Bandito by decision. Ehm, of course I wanted to say Evangelisti by KO. 8th Fight: Black Hammer vs Mikhail Zakarova Hammer quickly back in the cage for another exciting undercard but, if he wins this one, I think it won’t take long before we see him right in the middle of the main event, maybe with some golden belt up for grab. He has to pass this obstacle, anyway, and will have to jump real high or fall down. Zakarova is a hitman with perfect striking skills and dangerous grappling as well. His pride suffered a wound on Syn 138: he suffered his only loss in the more important fight of his life. Only a title belt will wipe away that black spot, but in order to have a second chance he has to keep on winning. In technical terms, Hammer is a hard hitter with great cardio and a passion for hurting other people. Do you know what I mean? No? well, here’s an example. Two months ago Hammer was walking hand in hand with his girlfriend, when he rushed forward, jumped on a guy and almost killed him with his bare hands. When he stood up, the girl asked for explanations. “When I was 5 years old he used to call me “Chuckie Chubby”. It explains everything in my opinion. Zakarova is another kind of guy: his blood is so cold that when he gets cut it starts snowing all around. A cold blooded sniper against a furious berserk: who will get the nod of the Gods of War? Prediction: Zakarova by KO. 9th Fight: Eric Lawler vs Johnny Cage A young and brave hero against an experienced, dangerous cage shark. One of the more charming match ups for this co-main event. Lawler tries to give consistency to his winning streak against Superstar Johnny Cage, who started winning again himself after a bad period and sure does not want to stop right now. Lawler has a clean fight style with nothing too flashy but lots of solid bricks to build up his victories. Cage is a complete fighter who’s at his best while standing, but can grapple in a decent way, usually with a defensive purpose. Lawler likes to stand and bang, to exploit his heavy hands, but tonight he could decide to go for some ground rolling, in order to exploit Cage’s inferior Ju Jitsu. Now, Lawler is the more talented fighter, and his young age gives him explosive muscles and hard bones, but Cage was experienced before he was born, and the only time when he was surprised, according to my sources, was when his girlfriend accepted a threesome as a birthday gift. Lawler can’t rely in his superior physicals only if he wants to win this one. He has to be smarter than his opponent and it does not seem the easiest task ever… Prediction: Lawler if Cage dies by age. Cage if Lawler fails to turn his brain on before stepping in. 10th Fight: Tor Nansen vs Shin Nara Will the rising star from Tokyo Shin Nara keep on burning after colliding with one of the more hard and solid fighters in the whole Vegas fight scene, Tor Nansen? This, like The Bard said, is the question. Now, when a 22 years old fighter has a 12-0 record, with 7 KOs and three title defenses, you can easily state he’s something more than ordinary. That stated, he is at his Syn debut. It means he still has to learn house rules, and Nansen is a meticulous, zealous teacher, more than willing to write a full lesson on Nara’s body with his own fists. Nara has a little edge while standing, while Nansen’s previous Greek Roman pedigree gives him something more in the grappling subject. Nara looks like he’s got the higher amount of pure, crystalline power. But, again, Nansen is a Braksdale’s guy so he will obviously win hands down. In technical terms, I would try to keep it on the feet if I were Nara: he could dart in and out from clinch, exploiting his footwork which allows him to switch from philly shell defense from Muay Thai front guard, making him quite and unpredictable striker. Another unclear outcome, but Nara could prevail. Of course I was joking. Nobody can beat Nansen. Nansen is the man. Nansen wins all day long. Prediction: please, Calvin, it’s hard to write with a gun in the face. Behave! Nansen by KO. Now, I am exhausted. Wilhelmina’s nymphomania is something hard to satisfy. Don’t hate me guys, someone has to get the dirty job done! Goodnight, Nilmar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted February 20, 2011 Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 glad my fighter shin nara has lost to a respectable manager like you avon and not some bum =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted February 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2011 glad my fighter shin nara has lost to a respectable manager like you avon and not some bum =D Was a huge step up in competition, no shame in losing to a Syn legend. I have faith that Shin Nara will bounce back. Tough young fighter. Sky's the limit for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avon Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Syn' 161: Toyless Nerds - Crime Scene Investigation Now it’s time for Grissom, Langston and the whole crew to do their job and try to clearly state whose bodies lie lifeless on the canvas, and who delivered the fatal blows. With 20 potential serial killers rumbling together in that small octagon, it will be all but an easy task… 1st Fight: Cadian Karskin Jr vs Kyle Newheart You know how they say: blood never lies. And, when it comes to blood, no one is as pure and sincere like Newheart, whose skin is like the red sea, ready to open up at command. Newheart fought quite even with Karskin, and could have played his role to the last second, but his fragile vessels betrayed him once more. Now, for all you that never have enough of pain and violence, here is a close shot of Newheart’s cut that put an end to the fight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlAmXGIbo84 A tiny little cut, don’t you think? 2nd Fight: Sallah Alcoubrah vs Bill Carson Carson winning the “Lawler’s Victims Contest” and gaining the well deserved rust medal with a consistent fight plan that uncovered once more the pure moment of bad shape of Alcoubrah. Sallah was even to his opponent on the feet, or even better, as clearly showed by a second round in which he dominated from distance, but was completely defenseless on the ground, right where Carson forced him to stay most of the time. Carson did nothing special with his Ju Jitsu, but “nothing special” was more than enough to completely entangle Alcoubrah, suffocating his life spark. Alcoubra still has potential, but has to tighten up his ground game if he wants to survive in this hostile environment. 3rd Fight: Dan Gable vs Jorge Ramirez Ancient Japan. Two samurai face each other in the middle of the street. Each one grabs the hold on his Katana, ready to unleash it and cut the other man’s body with deadly, blinding quickness. Nothing moves. They stare at each other for a second, while silence is their only companion. Then, one of the two bows his head down, and goes away. It’s been a test of will, a war fought with eyes and heart. One wins, the other flees. Now, Dan Gable and Jorge Ramirez did not really meet each other, but in the era of facebook, skype and videoconference it does not really matter anymore. Gable stared at his opponent, and surrendered before fight begun. Not the bravest choice ever, but that’s it. 4th Fight: Damien Demented vs Jeffrey The Dude Demented beats the dude and this, my friends, is the final proof that MMA is not a place for sophisticated minds. After winning the first round with a perfect Lay and Pray gameplan, The Dude got lost in the second one, where Demented was able to keep it standing until the end. Demented’s strategy turned against him, forcing to try improbable moves in order to bring the battle into his own comfort zone. Demented felt really good about making him pay a bit with great counters. His jab kept stinging The Dude’s head like the cold November rain, doing little amounts of damage every time but, you know, little damage here, little damage there, the outcome was a considerable damage in the overall. Third round was the one to decide it all, and Demented simply ruled it from the start, forcing The Dude definitely out of his limited game plan and punishing again and again with wise, surgical shots. Looking to one guy stubbornly trying the same single leg takedown while the other danced around him with quickness and elegance, you would have questioned who was the demented and who was the dude. Doubts that were quickly wiped away by the post fight interview: “Damien, you fought with unexpected aggressiveness and focus. How would you explain it?”. “Whaddafuck?!” “Well, I mean, can you explain your key for this victory?”. “Urtalkintumi?” “Ehm…”. “Maik ur questun!”. “You hit hard. Why?”. “Remaind mi my skull ticher”. Well, nobody’s perfect, I guess. PS: for the ones needing a translation from the Dementese to English, please PM Calvin Broadus, if you want to die. Or ask some Cro-Magnon man, if you know any. 5th Fight: Lombardo Limba vs Martin Cristos Lombardo Limba, or his Bokkor, failed to perform another wicked ritual. This time, the best fighter won the fight, but it has not been an easy task. Despite Cristos winning all rounds, there has not been a clear domination over the fight. Cristos’s activeness did not marry with accuracy, and both fighter hit the open air more than the other guy’s flesh and bones. The key in this chaotic, furious fight is represented by the Leg Kick Factor, which really determined all the difference between these two warriors. Both tried to check the leg kick many times, but while Limba often missed to calculate distance, Cristos landed most of the times with good precision, slowing his opponent down and dragging away precious energies and confidence. In the end, Cristos deserved the victory. 6th Fight: Muhammed Muhammed vs Jin Sen A weird fight. Muhammed’s defeat reminds me of an old commander from ancient past. His name was P, and he was victimized by a strange fate: he won all battles, but lost all wars. Mohammed won round one, and won round two, but finally Judges decided to give victory to Sen. His manager was furious, claiming some kind of conspiracy among Barksdale, the Judges, the Refs and some Russian Mob boss. Now, does it looks like the kind of things Avon Barksdale could do? Yes, it is, of course, and it’s easily explained: 1. Barksdale’s hobby is drug dealing, which is not exactly like playing golf. 2. Barksdale’s second hobby is playing golf, which makes him a very complicated man. 3. A man able to fuck Wilhelmina all night long is capable of anything. Now, some say Muhammed’s manager found a horse’s head in his bed tonight. Others whisper that he found a pic of Whilelmina instead. If he’s not scared, he can claim for a rematch, and I think it would be great to see these two trade blows once more. 7th Fight: Chino Bandito vs Dante Evangelisti How cruel can be Syn be sometimes. This org is like one of those terrible femmes fatales that make a man fall in love, take him to paradise and then throw it away like a dirty towel. That happened to Chino Bandito, whose love story with Syn ended in tragedy, when Evangelisti’s right cross crashed into his face with devastating effect. It’s not enough to be a quick, heavy handed world class boxer. Not enough to train and fight at the highest level possible. When Syn turns her back and leaves you, there is nothing you can do but fall. Evangelisti dominated from the start: in a fight that was clearly on the razor’s edge in terms of pure technique, the key factor was Dante’s superior capability to do real harm. Cut bad, and severely rocked, Bandito did what he could do to stay upright. But finally paid his blood tribute to the capricious Goddess that once granted him Her favor. Now, Syn has a brand new lover: he’s young, merciless and powerful the way She likes them. How long will he last? 8th Fight: Black Hammer vs Mikhail Zakarova Zakarova’s ice prevailed over Hammer’s fire. Hammer tried to follow his gameplan of countering Zakarova with his powerful kick, but Zakarova outclassed him in terms of activeness and precision. Just a couple of numbers to give the exact dimension of what I say: 29 head punches fired, 26 landed. 13 body punches thrown, 11 landed. These are great stats, that also tell us Zakarova was going for a knockout. He almost found what he was looking for toward the end of round two, when his right hook pierced through Hammer’s defenses and landed flush to the side of Hammer’s head. I think that, should Zakarova have tightened up his combos, job would have been done. That stated, it’s a shining victory with no spot at all on its surface. 9th Fight: Eric Lawler vs Johnny Cage Lawler’s star shining bright after this victory against a column of Syn and of Vegas fight scene as a whole. Cage’s age played a role in it. Sure he’s still good but his cardio is not the one of his 20ies and his eyes turn a little misty as time passes. Johnny shows all his class In the first round, with a perfect standup strategy which alternated great striking from the outside and a good, dirty work from inside. Then things changed: Lawler’s better physicals turned into a factor, allowing him to raise the rhythm and forcing Cage to fight over his actual possibilities. After getting the nod in a close, uncertain third round, Lawler decided for the evil ways: he knocked his opponent down with a life threatening knee to the head, then mounted on him doing damage with his sharp elbows. Cage tried to protect his head, but got his arm caught in Lawler’s lock and had to tap quickly before having some real health issue. It’s been a hard fight, but loyalty and fair play prevailed over hatred and rage. Standing up after being subbed, Cage embraced his opponent and whispered some wise words to his ear: “it’s not time to make a change, Just relax, take it easy, You’re still young, That’s your fault, There’s so much you have to know, Find a girl, settle down, If you want it you can marry, Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy…”. Very nice, Johnny, God bless you! 10th Fight: Tor Nansen vs Shin Nara Shin Nara is not an undefeated fighter anymore, but if some of you thinks he exits scaled from this one, please take into consideration the fact that a 22 years old phenomenon entered the cage lie Theseus entered the maze long ago, to face a fearsome demigod monster like the minotaur Tor Nansen and, although beaten, he went out alive and with his honor untouched. It has not been one of those fights to have the crowd cheering loudly. More a tactical battle, for experts only. Anyway, here is a shot from one of the wildest exchanges in the match: Nansen was able to harness Nara’s juvenile enthusiasm with a spider web wisely built around him. All rounds went to the ground very early, allowing Nansen superior control skills to turn into the main factor of the fight. Forcing a natural born finisher like Nara to go distance probably unnerved him and took him out of fight plan. I think sooner or later there will be a rematch between these two. If I don’t get thrown in the depts. of a river with concrete shoes at my feet, I will tell you the tale. Well, I am still alive, have some money in my pocket and a new, insatiable lover in my bed. Sure, she is Avon’s girlfriend and, sure I will be killed for that. But, after all, life is not life if you don’t die at least once… Goodnight, Nilmar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avon Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Was a huge step up in competition, no shame in losing to a Syn legend. I have faith that Shin Nara will bounce back. Tough young fighter. Sky's the limit for him. Wise words by the dean of green, I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Syn' 161: Toyless Nerds - Crime Scene Investigation Now it’s time for Grissom, Langston and the whole crew to do their job and try to clearly state whose bodies lie lifeless on the canvas, and who delivered the fatal blows. With 20 potential serial killers rumbling together in that small octagon, it will be all but an easy task… 1st Fight: Cadian Karskin Jr vs Kyle Newheart You know how they say: blood never lies. And, when it comes to blood, no one is as pure and sincere like Newheart, whose skin is like the red sea, ready to open up at command. Newheart fought quite even with Karskin, and could have played his role to the last second, but his fragile vessels betrayed him once more. Now, for all you that never have enough of pain and violence, here is a close shot of Newheart’s cut that put an end to the fight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlAmXGIbo84 A tiny little cut, don’t you think? 2nd Fight: Sallah Alcoubrah vs Bill Carson Carson winning the “Lawler’s Victims Contest” and gaining the well deserved rust medal with a consistent fight plan that uncovered once more the pure moment of bad shape of Alcoubrah. Sallah was even to his opponent on the feet, or even better, as clearly showed by a second round in which he dominated from distance, but was completely defenseless on the ground, right where Carson forced him to stay most of the time. Carson did nothing special with his Ju Jitsu, but “nothing special” was more than enough to completely entangle Alcoubrah, suffocating his life spark. Alcoubra still has potential, but has to tighten up his ground game if he wants to survive in this hostile environment. 3rd Fight: Dan Gable vs Jorge Ramirez Ancient Japan. Two samurai face each other in the middle of the street. Each one grabs the hold on his Katana, ready to unleash it and cut the other man’s body with deadly, blinding quickness. Nothing moves. They stare at each other for a second, while silence is their only companion. Then, one of the two bows his head down, and goes away. It’s been a test of will, a war fought with eyes and heart. One wins, the other flees. Now, Dan Gable and Jorge Ramirez did not really meet each other, but in the era of facebook, skype and videoconference it does not really matter anymore. Gable stared at his opponent, and surrendered before fight begun. Not the bravest choice ever, but that’s it. 4th Fight: Damien Demented vs Jeffrey The Dude Demented beats the dude and this, my friends, is the final proof that MMA is not a place for sophisticated minds. After winning the first round with a perfect Lay and Pray gameplan, The Dude got lost in the second one, where Demented was able to keep it standing until the end. Demented’s strategy turned against him, forcing to try improbable moves in order to bring the battle into his own comfort zone. Demented felt really good about making him pay a bit with great counters. His jab kept stinging The Dude’s head like the cold November rain, doing little amounts of damage every time but, you know, little damage here, little damage there, the outcome was a considerable damage in the overall. Third round was the one to decide it all, and Demented simply ruled it from the start, forcing The Dude definitely out of his limited game plan and punishing again and again with wise, surgical shots. Looking to one guy stubbornly trying the same single leg takedown while the other danced around him with quickness and elegance, you would have questioned who was the demented and who was the dude. Doubts that were quickly wiped away by the post fight interview: “Damien, you fought with unexpected aggressiveness and focus. How would you explain it?”. “Whaddafuck?!” “Well, I mean, can you explain your key for this victory?”. “Urtalkintumi?” “Ehm…”. “Maik ur questun!”. “You hit hard. Why?”. “Remaind mi my skull ticher”. Well, nobody’s perfect, I guess. PS: for the ones needing a translation from the Dementese to English, please PM Calvin Broadus, if you want to die. Or ask some Cro-Magnon man, if you know any. 5th Fight: Lombardo Limba vs Martin Cristos Lombardo Limba, or his Bokkor, failed to perform another wicked ritual. This time, the best fighter won the fight, but it has not been an easy task. Despite Cristos winning all rounds, there has not been a clear domination over the fight. Cristos’s activeness did not marry with accuracy, and both fighter hit the open air more than the other guy’s flesh and bones. The key in this chaotic, furious fight is represented by the Leg Kick Factor, which really determined all the difference between these two warriors. Both tried to check the leg kick many times, but while Limba often missed to calculate distance, Cristos landed most of the times with good precision, slowing his opponent down and dragging away precious energies and confidence. In the end, Cristos deserved the victory. 6th Fight: Muhammed Muhammed vs Jin Sen A weird fight. Muhammed’s defeat reminds me of an old commander from ancient past. His name was P, and he was victimized by a strange fate: he won all battles, but lost all wars. Mohammed won round one, and won round two, but finally Judges decided to give victory to Sen. His manager was furious, claiming some kind of conspiracy among Barksdale, the Judges, the Refs and some Russian Mob boss. Now, does it looks like the kind of things Avon Barksdale could do? Yes, it is, of course, and it’s easily explained: 1. Barksdale’s hobby is drug dealing, which is not exactly like playing golf. 2. Barksdale’s second hobby is playing golf, which makes him a very complicated man. 3. A man able to fuck Wilhelmina all night long is capable of anything. Now, some say Muhammed’s manager found a horse’s head in his bed tonight. Others whisper that he found a pic of Whilelmina instead. If he’s not scared, he can claim for a rematch, and I think it would be great to see these two trade blows once more. 7th Fight: Chino Bandito vs Dante Evangelisti How cruel can be Syn be sometimes. This org is like one of those terrible femmes fatales that make a man fall in love, take him to paradise and then throw it away like a dirty towel. That happened to Chino Bandito, whose love story with Syn ended in tragedy, when Evangelisti’s right cross crashed into his face with devastating effect. It’s not enough to be a quick, heavy handed world class boxer. Not enough to train and fight at the highest level possible. When Syn turns her back and leaves you, there is nothing you can do but fall. Evangelisti dominated from the start: in a fight that was clearly on the razor’s edge in terms of pure technique, the key factor was Dante’s superior capability to do real harm. Cut bad, and severely rocked, Bandito did what he could do to stay upright. But finally paid his blood tribute to the capricious Goddess that once granted him Her favor. Now, Syn has a brand new lover: he’s young, merciless and powerful the way She likes them. How long will he last? 8th Fight: Black Hammer vs Mikhail Zakarova Zakarova’s ice prevailed over Hammer’s fire. Hammer tried to follow his gameplan of countering Zakarova with his powerful kick, but Zakarova outclassed him in terms of activeness and precision. Just a couple of numbers to give the exact dimension of what I say: 29 head punches fired, 26 landed. 13 body punches thrown, 11 landed. These are great stats, that also tell us Zakarova was going for a knockout. He almost found what he was looking for toward the end of round two, when his right hook pierced through Hammer’s defenses and landed flush to the side of Hammer’s head. I think that, should Zakarova have tightened up his combos, job would have been done. That stated, it’s a shining victory with no spot at all on its surface. 9th Fight: Eric Lawler vs Johnny Cage Lawler’s star shining bright after this victory against a column of Syn and of Vegas fight scene as a whole. Cage’s age played a role in it. Sure he’s still good but his cardio is not the one of his 20ies and his eyes turn a little misty as time passes. Johnny shows all his class In the first round, with a perfect standup strategy which alternated great striking from the outside and a good, dirty work from inside. Then things changed: Lawler’s better physicals turned into a factor, allowing him to raise the rhythm and forcing Cage to fight over his actual possibilities. After getting the nod in a close, uncertain third round, Lawler decided for the evil ways: he knocked his opponent down with a life threatening knee to the head, then mounted on him doing damage with his sharp elbows. Cage tried to protect his head, but got his arm caught in Lawler’s lock and had to tap quickly before having some real health issue. It’s been a hard fight, but loyalty and fair play prevailed over hatred and rage. Standing up after being subbed, Cage embraced his opponent and whispered some wise words to his ear: “it’s not time to make a change, Just relax, take it easy, You’re still young, That’s your fault, There’s so much you have to know, Find a girl, settle down, If you want it you can marry, Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy…”. Very nice, Johnny, God bless you! 10th Fight: Tor Nansen vs Shin Nara Shin Nara is not an undefeated fighter anymore, but if some of you thinks he exits scaled from this one, please take into consideration the fact that a 22 years old phenomenon entered the cage lie Theseus entered the maze long ago, to face a fearsome demigod monster like the minotaur Tor Nansen and, although beaten, he went out alive and with his honor untouched. It has not been one of those fights to have the crowd cheering loudly. More a tactical battle, for experts only. Anyway, here is a shot from one of the wildest exchanges in the match: Nansen was able to harness Nara’s juvenile enthusiasm with a spider web wisely built around him. All rounds went to the ground very early, allowing Nansen superior control skills to turn into the main factor of the fight. Forcing a natural born finisher like Nara to go distance probably unnerved him and took him out of fight plan. I think sooner or later there will be a rematch between these two. If I don’t get thrown in the depts. of a river with concrete shoes at my feet, I will tell you the tale. Well, I am still alive, have some money in my pocket and a new, insatiable lover in my bed. Sure, she is Avon’s girlfriend and, sure I will be killed for that. But, after all, life is not life if you don’t die at least once… Goodnight, Nilmar The power of Wilhelmina's vagina is the key to Avon's success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 The power of Wilhelmina's vagina is the key to Avon's success. damn right mate, damn right. I know what I'm talking about. you know, behind a great man there is always a great woman. not necessarily a cute one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avon Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Syn' 162: The Human Race - Preview and congrats Hello fight fans! Here is your own personal Scheherazade ready to tell you another tale. But, before we start, just an exercise. It’s very important for you to do this with lights completely out: close your eyes for a while. Open them. With your eyes wide open, focus on the image of a white rose. Control your breath. Now, raise your right hand in the air, slightly bended, and use your thumb to touch all other fingers once. Then do the same with your left hand. Done? Well, you’re kinda dumb! I looooooooooooooooove this job! Now, I play this kind of tricks to Avon every day. No surprise he wants to kill me, don’t you think? Now, just to make you my excuses and obtain your forgiveness, I tell you there is a big scoop waiting at the end of it. Love between Avon and Wilhelmina finally gave its fruit, a juicy one. Congrats Avon, you’re a daddy now! Now, Avon is really shy about his family so he did not release vids or interviews, but you now I reach anywhere, and got a few pics of the pretty little child. You find them at the bottom of this preview… But it’s time to let fists fly and see what happens! Let’s look at this card. 1st Fight: Tim Lachance vs Ivan Drago Two experienced journeymen open these funny games, and blood will spread as soon as bell rings. Lachance is a great overall fighter whose only fault approaching tonight fight is a lack of power confronted to his heavy handed opponent. Drago has monstrous KO power, but since the day Rocky Balboa defeated him and started thinking of human brotherhood he is not allowed to take all steroids he took before. A close fight, but Lachance’s technique cold have the job done if his chin allows. Prediction: Lachance by decision. 2nd Fight: Rumple Stiltzkin vs Malik Alexander Heavy hands and no brains sure make a fierce opponent in a bar room fight, but are not enough to make a MMA champ. Malik has to understand it quickly, or all his power and skills will mean nothing more than a snowball in Hell. Stiltzkin is a good all rounder that lacks some of his opponent’s excellence, but is more able to set up a gameplan and stick to it until last bell rings. Now, if Rumple accepts an open field battle, the superior talent and disruptive power of Alexander could play a big role, but Stiltzkin has proved in the past that he can play deceptive games like no one else. A match that seems one sided at a frst look, but could turn into the upset of the night. Prediction: Alexander by TKO. 3rd Fight: Lucifer Jones vs Nickolai Katorjinov Things in life you can never understand: 1. How was it possible that people surviving a plane crash, landing on a desert island managed to always be perfectly combed and shaved (except Hugo). 2. How was it possible, first, that an entire flight hosted only super beautiful people (except Hugo). 3. How was it possible that Hugo did not lose a fucking gram running all day, fighting against terrifying enemies and eating just coconuts and herbs. And, as a fourth mystery, add the fact that a guy like Lucifer Jones has lost the way to victory, seemingly with no chance of coming back. My idea is that Lucifer got lost in the 98:15 flight himself, and the guy fighting recently is actually Hugo, tired of being the only fat, bearded and ugly guy in the island. Anyway, tonight he meets Katorjinov, who is experiencing the same fate, losing fight after fight and slowly declining from the status of top player to the less noble condition of ordinary journeyman. Malicious voices say that he made too much money: a warrior has to be poor and hungry, while he recently made an offer for Michael Jackson’s Malibu mansion. How is it going to end? Jones has good hands, Katorjinov has two C$ explosive charges with black gloves on. That stated, it’s probably one of the more unclean outcomes of the night. Prediction: Katorjinov by TKO. 4th Fight: Mala Ika vs Billy Goat Now, the missing link between Homo Neanderthalensis and sexy Wilhelmina is on his way again, more terrifying than Jason on a Friday 13th, more determined than Michael on Halloween. Now, the irony of having Ika fighting in the Human Race card is really behind me. Anyway, Billy Goat is called to a double task: defeat Ika in the cage, which involves great skills; and survive his sight without his hair turning completely white and his heart stopping, which involves tons of guts. Now, Goat is clearly the right one to achieve first goal, but I was not sure he could do the other thing, so I went to his gym and presented him a Wilhelmina’s pic. Then I asked to tell me what it was: 1. Effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a woman. 2. The oldest woman ever. 3. An oak tree with a night dress on. 4. A beautiful lady. He stared at the pic for a while, then took it in his hands. Smiled and told me: “I would like to answer man, really, but have no time. I have to masturbate quite soon”. Then rushed in the bathroom with the pic in his left hand and well, about the right one… ehm… CENSORED. So, clearly he will win tonight. Prediction: Goat by submission. 5th Fight: Oscar Alarcon vs Stevie Why An interesting welterweight bout between Oscar Alarcon in one of his best moments ever meets Steve Why, who will have to struggle really hard if he wants to stay in the match and not be completely wiped away by his opponent’s fury and talent. Why can fight properly on the ground, but looks outclassed on his feet, where his pure boxing fight style is at high risk of being too predictable for a perfect mixed striker like Alarcon, able to fire with his legs and arms from any distance and angle. Why’s fragile skin will be tested hard by Why’s quick jabs and damaging elbows, and I can’t really see this going to the scorecard. Prediction: Alarcon by TKO. 6th Fight: Chris Mayo vs OMG Zulud Mayo is improving at blinding speed, but will it be enough against Zulud? Mayo has got good chin and keen mind, Zulud simply has everything else: he’s quick, skilled and powerful and, if I have to judge by the tons of female loincloths covering the canvas surface at the end of hid fight, he’s handsome as well. Now, if you look to the profile picture, Mayo looks like his less lucky brother, and nothing in this world happens by chance. Now, I personally interviewed Mayo last week about the fight, and, when I asked him if he was worried of fighting such a superior opponent. He started singing: “I get no kick from Champagne, Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all, So tell me why should it be true That I got a kick by Zulud”. Well, nice confidence, and a pretty good voice I might say. If he’s still alive after this match, he could reconsider his career options… Prediction: Zulud by KO. 7th Fight: Domenic Amato vs Casey Carwin Domenic Amato tries to get revenge over his sworn foe Casey Carwin, who defeated him on Syn 148. Now, some of you might know that Amato means “Beloved” in Dante’s language, so Amato tries to stick to the literal meaning of his family name and screw as many girls as he can. Let me tell you, if orgasms were KOs, Domenic would be Jigoro Kane. Now, how does he find the time to train is still a mystery to me, but fact is that he’s still improving. Carwin was able to bring the fight to a decision last time, and gain the nod on the Judges’ scorecard, but I’m not sure if he can do it again. Amato looks superior in the standup part of the game, especially if he manages to clinch and work his Muay Thai, and .looks superior on the ground either, due to his BJJ Brown Belt. Well, like Bruce Lee loved to say, belts mean nothing in a real fight, but he’s dead so maybe he missed something in the end. Obviously expect it to be a close, uncertain fight, but I believe Amato will win. Prediction: Amato by multiple orgasm… ehm… TKO. 8th Fight: Lucas LaVey vs Gattsu Emelianenko Lucas LaVey tries to cancel the bad impression he left at his Syn debut, losing bad by Swagger in the tourney. Tonight he gives a deadly welcome, in his hopes, to Gattsu Emelianenko, who was part of a suicidal commando under the more ambiguous, charismatic, egomaniac commander from the times of Alexander the Great, and now he’s here to find some peace of mind doing what he does best: kill people in exchange of money. Now, hard to say if leaving a war scenery where you can be killed every day to land in a place where you can get killed every day was a smart choice. Only time will tell, and time starts tonight. LaVey is a bit more educated in technical terms, and proved to be a clever fighter, but Gattsu has hands forged in Hell by Lucifer (the fallen angel not the fallen fighter) himself in order to bring pain and desperation over humankind. A very unclean outcome, my crystal ball turned as dark as an eclipse when I asked her to do the job. Prediction: Emelianenko by KO. 9th Fight: Fred Lee vs Fidel Puno Now, despite what I said behind, and despite what you see here: The Little Dragon is still alive. Just changed name to “Fred”. What? What are you saying? Too much of a small change to fool an entire world? Well, funny argument from someone who believed for his whole life that a simple pair of glasses could fool the whole world and hide Superman’s secret (!?) identity Anyway, he is on his feet again after a couple of bad losses, and well impressed in his last fight against Ramirez. His standup style perfectly mixes Boxing, Wing Chun and Muay Thai (it’s called JKD somewhere I guess…), but he’s not helpless on the ground as well. He meets Fidel Puno tonight, who recently lost his chance against the living legend Bokhari. Rumors whisper that this is a title contender trial and, if he wins tonight, Lee could be next Bokhari opponent. Beating Puno, anyway, is as easy as forcing George W Bush Junior to make a pacifist speech. Although less educated than Lee in the Noble Art, he surely can fight even with him, both on his feet and on the ground. His best weapon resides in the fast reactivity of his muscles, which allows him sudden bursts of offensive fury. Really hard to say what’s going to happen. Is Lee smart enough to harness Puno’s quickness and turn it against him with cruel countering? We’re one step away from discovering… 10th Fight: Lee Villa vs Cleveland Brown And now, the main event of the evening. Lee Villa meets Cleveland Brown in this Light Heavyweight bout. Now, I really don’t know what scares me more in Villa: 1. His perfect Mixed fight style? 2. His bayonet hair? 3. His manager? Tonight he faces Cleveland Brown and, even if not many of you remember (some weren’t born yet actually) this is a rematch. These two met once before, for the DFC title belt. This is how it ended: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0DTfPNyRPY A single, deadly shot, and Brown fell utterly on the ground. Now, has Brown grown up to the point he can reverse this unlucky outcome? Sure he has become a great fighter: he has lost just once more in his whole career, then started an endless winning streak which carried him right here, in front of his long time enemy, for an unexpected second chance. A great path for a warrior like him, but I think Villa still has something more. Better to be a winner among losers, or a loser among winners? This is the dilemma which transformed Villa’s mind in a maze he can’t seem to get definitely out. After being destroyed by living legend Jigoro Kane, Villa reconsidered his whole career. “I am a great fighter, I deserve a crown”, he thought. So he left Syn for Konflikt, where he ruled 205lbs weight class with iron fist. But then, as time passed, he felt the call for something different. That chill you can only feel entering a cage knowing you could leave it in a coffin. Konflikt could not really give him that chill. Great org, bit Jigoro does not live there. So, here he is back, with his monstrous technique and experience, to face his last challenge. Can he become King among Kings, Winner among Winners? Villa should win tonight. Also consider that Franky Sin has a pair of granite shoes ready for me if I say something different. Prediction: Villa by TKO. And now it’s over. Goodnight and good luck, Nilmar. Oh, OK, I promised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blindsided Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Just when everyone was starting to doubt him. Starting to count him out. HE'S BACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted February 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Just when everyone was starting to doubt him. Starting to count him out. HE'S BACK! Solid win for Lucifer. Avon man, love the event promo. Gotta love the style switch up, was badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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