Guest Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Walter White: Second time I got robbed, no disrespect to Barksdale but i clearly won that fight. Same goes for the Seikkeris fight. I'm clearly Top 5 in the division don't be fooled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2014 Report Share Posted November 28, 2014 Walter White: Julian Knight can't finish shit, not even a wank. Hope you retain that title jabroni. I'm coming for you and then it's lights out like last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 "Gentleman" Jim Fitzsimmons told reporters today that his training camp was going according to plan and that he very much looked foreward to proving himself against the very capable Ricky Ray at Midweek Mayhem 161. "May the best man win", quipped the genial Brit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/25/25w4.jpg "Papa" Knut Ysengrin "Stojan "Bad News" Milanovic, i have some bad news for you, CCF has signed me and i'm gonna give your your 10th KO loss. I'm going to show my brood, Artur my eldest, Giacomo, Franco and Dave the one i dont speak about, im going to show them how to fight. Attention to all CCF middleweights, prepare yourselves for Papa is coming to get ya." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/27/27w26.jpg Romo Diaz (160103)-Just like the useless piece of trash you are Krzysztof, i am going to murder you by GNP.Cooperate with me and it will ease your pain.Your demise will be quick and slick.See you soon scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Classic Romo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 "I have arrived. Fuck all these fake ass heavyweight's that think fighting is a game! I'm here to kick ass and do drugs, so let's get this thing going." Charlie Sheen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 "Of course they match me up with this fake ass paper Champ in my debut. I've held the title in every promotion I've ever fought for, and this will be no different. Keep my fucking belt warm for me Varga, I'll be doing lines off it as soon I get back to the locker room after I whip your ass. We both know your opponents have been paid to take dives but old Winning Sheen can't be bought, so get ready for a beating of epic proportions you piece of shit." Charlie "Winning!" Sheen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 K-Rad took a brief time-out from his self induced seclusion, interrupting his busy schedule of being shit at MMA Tycoon to interview Charlie 'Winning!" Sheen prior to his debut CCF bout against Varg Veige this weekend: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/28/28w21.jpg Charlie "Winning!" Sheen Rad: Mr Sheen, may I call you Charlie? Sheen: Only my mother and fuck buddies call me Charlie, you may call me Mr. Winning. Rad: Oh, it's going to be like that is it. I suppose what goes on in Vegas really does stay in Vegas. Y'know I used to have a girlfriend in college, her name was Charlie. Well, it wasn't really but that is what we called her, do you know why? Sheen: Because you used to snort coke off her cock? Rad: Actually she had a similar walk and moustache to Charlie Chaplin, though she certainly did put her own spin on the vintage 'lemon creme pie'. I bet you have some brilliant stories about some whacky womens, why don't you tell me one? Sheen: Sounds like you used to fuck Hitler. Most of my stories will be featured in my tell all book, coming soon via Random House, but here's a little sneak peek. Midgets, a donkey, drugs, booze, a giraffe, one lone rhino tusk, twin sisters (both named Helga!), Groove Monkey's mother, and sexual disappointment. My sexual disappointment I should mention. You'd think that would be the time of ones life finally putting together a perfect such orgy, but I couldn't get hard. Rad: That's fantastic - I remember you telling me that in Vegas. I still can't believe she ate the whole thing... anyway! You're going to need to get hard by this weekend Mr. Winning when you go toe-to-toe with Varg Veide! You have your debut coming up with CCF and I have to say it's a real honour to have you on the roster, we've been big fans for a long time. How do you view signing with CCF in terms of stages or levels in your career? Sheen: CCF seems like a good place for a degenerate like me. I like the looks of the HW and even SHW rosters. My plan is to win both titles and defend them until I ultimately overdose in some random hotel room and my body is found in a rather unflattering and/or compromising situation. Rad: That sounds like a pretty awesome plan to me, although you may want to make sure you're not based in Vegas, or no one will hear about it - or Miami because that shit is normal there. Back to your next fight and it's straight into a title fight with Varg Veide! That guy is a real arsehole - you can believe me on that. Even since he knocked out Kickin Rad I've been adding small amounts or arsenic to his gatorade on a daily basis. All that has happened is that the fucking goldfish in my office tank have started dying... on that note what are your thoughts on his style? Sheen: His style seems effective enough. I mean he keeps dropping dudes, left and right. He's not going to be able to withstand the power of old Winning though, let me tell you. I'm gonna get a little revenge for my good buddy Kicking Rad. And then he and I are gonna kick it, I told him he could even wear my belt. Rad: Is role-play something you and Kickin get up to a fair bit? Sheen: I don't know if you'd call it role-play, exactly. But he and I have gotten pretty close due to our managers being BFF's and we have trained together on more than one occassion. Come to think of it I can't remember one single time we didn't wind up at Asian rub 'n tugs after a training session. You know, just to relax and loosen up. Then it was always off to a Russian bathhouse for, what you might consider, the real loosening up. Rad: Well while I have you on the topic of deviantism and sexual electricity - you've been training under the legendary DILF Chuck Grace - so there's no question you can win over Veide's wife's pantaloons without breaking a sweat but how do you fancy your chances at getting a belt to hold them up as well? Sheen: First of all, you nailed it right on the head, Chuck is a total DILF. I mean I'm not gay, but I would totally go the other way to be with a man of his caliber. As far as the belt to hold up my pants, it's already mine. Varg knows he can't finish me and there's no way he can hang for a full five rounds with me. It's all over but the crying, as they say. Rad: Has CG been giving you any hot tips? Any old hand advice? Sheen: CG gives me many hot tips. The last really good one he gave me was amazing, and he's actually now raising my child because of it. Rad: I assume this is because there are so many potential mothers and CG was unable to sufficiently disprove that whilst he had sexual relations with those women, the child(ren) were yours? Also, at a rough estimate, how many children do you think you may have across the globe? Sheen: Old CG and I have for sure plowed some trim together my friend. There's some pretty solid evidence to back up your theory if I'm being completely honest. As far as a rough estimate on my potential children, man that's a tough one to figure out. I'm not Icon(73) but I've been known to sling this thing around and a conservative assumption might be in the hundreds. Well you should know a little about that, you've been to some of the parties, I'm sure we're Peter-in-laws as well. Rad: Mostly unrelated - I heard CM Punk has been ducking CG - has all this hype affected your training camp at all? Sheen: Punk is just that, a punk. My man Gracie would steamroll that creep. In fact Uncle Dana just texted him last night asking him to keep quiet about it. He doesn't want the fans to know there's someone out there that wants to fight CM. Apparently everyone is scared of him or something. Can you believe that not one other person has stepped up and called him out? That's why I love CG so much, he's just a mans man. Rad: You're telling me! I've seen so much of that man's man that I'm unable to visit Chicago or a baseball game any more. Even the sight of mustard starts causes flashbacks. But we aren't here to talk (too much!) about CGrace, let's talk you and the fight - You have the skills, of this there is no doubt. Do you have any advice for aspiring young Charlie wannabes out there? And I don't mean Emilio Estevez. Sheen: I'm not sure my advice would benefit any other human, but that's never stopped me from giving it before. Try to party as much as you can, do as many drugs as possible, drink as much liquor as possible, and be really naturally talented to the point doing that shit doesn't matter. Then just be a winner. Also get signed on to be managed by Chuck, that dude is the tits. Rad: Solid. Classic, and how about a word for "Clever" Hans Schmidt and Team Veide? Anything for them? Sheen: Don't be scared homie(s). Rad: And of course, the question everyone is dying to know the answer to - boxers or briefs? Sheen: Thong. Rad: ... and you just told Team Veide not to be scared... well it's been a pleasure as always. I noticed the UPS man just dropped off what looks like about 10 kg of coffee beans so I'll let you get back to your breakfast. Thanks for your time and we'll see you in the cage this weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 "It brought me no joy having to knockout my friend, training partner, and part time orgy teammate tonight. We have some big plans for the rest of the night that shouldn't involve as much violence. Hopefully that win puts me right back in the mix for another title shot, hell I'll even move up to SHW if they can't find that fatty a proper challenger." Winning Sheen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 K-Rad & Cornell Cage Fighting Reach Agreement With Billionaire Playboy Chuck 'DILF' Grace Millions watched the announcement live, read on for the official press release http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1415914337CCflogo.jpg http://lovewallpapers.org/wp-content/uploads/pinky-love.jpeg Los Angeles - (March 26th, 2015) - With the official announcement having come earlier in the day this press release is merely serving as notice to those who were unable to attend the press conference itself. With the attendance at the presser today, held at the Hilton Airport Hotel banquet room, breaking every record ever set for a press conference there is most likely not many who have not already heard the Earth shattering news regarding CCF snapping up the services of the one and only Chuck Grace. "I had many offers on the table when I floated the idea of returning to an active role inside a prominent mixed martial arts promotion. Obviously my man Mr. Rad has the inside track on all things me, so he really had a leg up on the competition." Mr. Grace told those in attendance. "I mean, people know my background in the sport from a promotional standpoint, Rad and CCF were willing to make me an offer I couldn't refuse." What sort of offer could lure a billionaire "playboy" as he is oft referred to? Well, Mr. Grace broke it down for members of the media and fans alike. "The offer? Well, basically he told me we would be able to get back to our old ways. I'm not sure how many of you are aware of mine and Rad's history, but we've been known to get shit done. And by shit I mean partying, and by partying I mean fucking, and by fucking I mean models." Chuck continued, "Let's be honest, I have more money than I can ever spend so nobody would be able to make me a financial offer that would perk my interest, but the chance to light every club on the west coast up again? With K to the Rad? C'mon, I'm not saying no to that opportunity" For those of you wondering what his actual duties inside CCF itself are set to be, he did his best to sum up the role. "Any fighter under contract that requires any kind of event access, VIP inclusion, or basically they need to blow off some steam after a hard camp, or fight should hit me up. I'll be the man who can hook them all up with things to make their wildest dreams come true." While that doesn't clearly summarize his role inside the successful organization one can be sure his unique brand of charisma, high energy, devilish good looks, and people pleasing skills will be an added bonus to CCF and its fighters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Surprise bitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacman Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 "Imperator" Caeser Augustus: Another win and another finish under my belt. I'm 7-0 in CCF and it's about time I get a crack at that belt. John Trane I'm coming for you. You never accepted the fight offer to defend the belt against me so the fight was scrapped but it's all good. Your day will come, you will have to step in there with me at some point it's inevitable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 "Four in a row you cbombs, give me whoever is holding my belt next. Old Winning Sheen is ready to take his seat at the head of the table." C. Sheen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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