Jump to content

ATTACK FIGHT LEAGUE


Guest

Recommended Posts

 

http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/21/21w20.jpg

Ray Rice

OK so I got booted out of the NFL... now it's time to smack the ho's of the AFL. I am hereby p..p..pet.. whatever... I want the AFL to allow fights inside of elevators, thats where I do my best ho smacking. When we get to the arena, don't let me see you in an elevator.. 'cause if you a ho, and in an elevator, you goin down.

 

HA! Soon as Ray Rice stepped in the ring with men, not only could he NOT knock a guy out,, but he proved to have the chin of a "ho". I believe that was Tycoon Karma in effect

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/Overbay17/NeilDrake_zps7e62ded5.jpg

Neil "The Snake" Drake (4-0)

"There was a rumor that my fight last night would be a title eliminator, but it seems the media have gotten ahead of themselves. Doesn't matter much to me, just means that my next opponent, Serge Ibaka, will be one more broken arm on my quest for gold. In eight days, we will step in the cage, and I will finish him early, that is my promise!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My man Psycho Island wants to call some one out so over to him

 

"I'm fed up of fighting people my own age and beating them I want a real contest, so let bring on the old fighters in the org Bear Grylls (257910) I want you first and when we see how I do against the old men, we shall see who I take out next"

 

Well short and sweet hopefully he gets the opportunity as he is undefeated and Bear Grylls is the fighter above him in the org it seems like a good fair fight.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14077486028806.jpg

Jet Hemi 6-0

135lb Champ

#1 P4P on the island

Darth Vader comes to my house to talk shit, you aint nothing little man. Beat the shit out of punks like you everyday before breakfast. Think you man enough to challenge me, you better get your ass to the top so I can smash your face in at the island finals. Until then I will party hard, consume copious amounts of island drugs and beat the shit out of any body who wants to try take this belt.

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/29/29w1.jpg

DARTH VADER (5-0)

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20140922222828Dfc-belt.jpg

I came to your house, beat your ass and took your belt! Now do us all a favor and go ahead and retire you chump, you dont have what it takes to beat a fighter like me!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/37/37b37.jpg

Harry Hate

It's official.. I know you guys have been missing it, but I am The Village Idiot and I have found my home in the AFL. My doodies are 2 fold, 1) act like an idiot 2) fight like hell and obliterate the competition. OK... maybe that's 3, I don't know, but you are on notice, the idiot has arrived!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://i.gyazo.com/a87b335d3dcaa6f447371224f6b5320a.png

Daniel Dennis (5-2)

135 lbs.

"I'm coming for the title. No one in this division can handle me. Jet Hemi got lucky last time and hit me with a shot I wasn't ready for. Serge Ibaka is now the champ, he's my target. I'm the best. I'm going to prove it..Don't sleep on me."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...

Renato laranja

 

"Who is this arnold? I never hear of anyone. I dont like play with homosexual. God say man, renato not do these things. Bee jay? No thanks bro. I dont know who you is, maybe you try BJ me. No thanks bro"

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14096240164211.jpg

Renato, You talked all that nonsense about your sexual preference and got your ass whipped like a prisoner on his first night... on second thought, its a waste of time to fight your sorry ass... Mr Rabago who is next? Darth Vader has defeated everyone atop this division except me...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/29/29w1.jpg


Darth Vader


http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20140922222828Dfc-belt.jpg





BJ Arnold it seems me and you have a date with destiny. You have proven that you deserve the next title shot so it's time to find out who is the best 135lb fighter in AFL. But until then I'm going to whip up some homemade wine (since Sully's bar and Grill has apparently went out of business) and enjoy a little rest before getting back to training. I'd also like to thank the guys at THE GYM for helping get me prepared for this fight, looks like those BJJ sparring sessions really paid off. Dont know if I would have survived on the ground with Renato Laranja without them.


Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...