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Holy shit I just got done working a 17 1/2 hr day, and arrived back at my hotel. After removing my shoes and socks I've come to realize I'm slowly turning into my father. My feet fucking stink. Like real bad. REALLY. BAD!

 

Time for bed.

 

Later Gator...

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I've long since retired, my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"

He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time

You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad

It's been sure nice talking to you"

 

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

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I've long since retired, my son's moved away

I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"

He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time

You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu

But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad

It's been sure nice talking to you"

 

And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me

He'd grown up just like me

My boy was just like me

 

That song always makes me sad. Now I gotta go hug my kids.....

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no one gives a shit, idiot.

 

I <3 U to, but not Skid. He's a dick!

 

This isn't Facebook or Twitter man. Come on. We don't need to know which hand you wiped your ass with.

 

 

So... uh... which hand was it?

 

The same one I shake your hand with duh!

 

you live in hotel?

 

Yes and no. Currently moving and I have to work in the new city, but won't be buying a house there until I sell my current one.

 

50 Shades of who gives a fuck? :suicide_anim:

 

50 Shades of you do, dummy!

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Ok, nobody else is going to say it? *Sigh*

 

Chuck, how come you didn't create this thread in the non-game "General Discussion"? C'mon, man.

 

P.S. Wash your fucking feet already.

 

 

Because far more people look at this forum and Chuck is an attention whore. And a nerd.

 

Bingo...

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Everyone thinks you are a joke.

 

 

I don't think he's a joke.

 

Suck it Johnny Lee Asshole. Everyone loves me so put that in your pipe and smoke it!

 

Take a shower...usually makes not only your feet, but your entire self smell better.....Figured you Canadians might be behind the resat of us.

 

I was just pointing out a one time thing. The odour has since gone away lol.

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He is not a joke... he is a joker... there is a difference... and -6 for a single post is nothing... Jacky averages like -11 or something...

 

This just blew the haters minds! And I think it's up to -11 now lmao. Who knew a thread about me having a stinky foot day would draw so much interest?!

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