Snowman Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyJones Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w20.jpg Alfred E Neuman This is an email I received from Neuman this morning, he asked that I relay it to everyone at EFFA. "Howdy all you fine EFFA folks, just wanted to say that it has been an honor to fight all of you fine gentlemen. Le Banner, you are a classy man, McCoy always a Beast, and Thadani is the toughest little heavyweight there is. Since I got my new manager I have never been stronger, and I want to prove I am the one and only heavyweight champion at EFFA. I want a rematch with Brandao. And I need to be real honest with y'all, I wanna tear his face off. A lot of people don't know it, but Brandao and I got into a little yelling match a couple weeks back and he made some unnecessary comments about my redbone coonhound Bluebell. Well I have had enough, and I plan on making him pay for them comments. So if that yellow coward is willing, we gone get it on!!!" Brandao: Pick on someone your own size Neuman! If you want to fight me again you will have to get your morbidly obese self into the gym and drop down to LHW. I have my eyes set on that divisions title now. In all seriousness though, you need to lay off the cheeseburgers man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1402862618new_effa_logo.jpg Announcement Maybe one of you has it noticed, if you buy the EFFA T-Shirt. There is now a full clothing set available, T-Shirt and Shorts. http://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1404271540effa_t-shirt1.jpghttp://mmatycoon.com/images/products/1411915651effa_shorts.jpg You can get these Cloth at our Merchandise Partner Store in London http://mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1403710265articus-logo.jpg Click Logo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Brandao: Pick on someone your own size Neuman! If you want to fight me again you will have to get your morbidly obese self into the gym and drop down to LHW. I have my eyes set on that divisions title now. In all seriousness though, you need to lay off the cheeseburgers man. It's a glandular problem 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splitm Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 EFFA 82 REVIEW Deacon Frost v Barack Biden Not the best way to start the card with a draw. However, the fight itself delivered! Biden's kick were just so strong, he connected all tru the fight. However, Frost made it back by landing great head punches on Biden. In the end, a very hard fought fight ended in a draw. Cung Lee v Neji Hyuga What a great finish! A great head kick KO by Lee, as he made quick work of Hyuga. Hyuga tried his best, but he was never close to anything landing. Lee just proved he is world class! Ewoud Roelof v Maximus Ukkeli As predicated, Ukkeli won this fight. I did not expect this to go so quick! In 28 seconds, Ukkeli disposed of Roelof. First, landing a flying knee, then finishing with a great hook. Great win by Ukkeli! Daniel Logan v Jakob Villa Villa showed his skills in this fight, but wasn't able to finish. His clinchwork and kicks were simply too much, but Logan would not fall. A decent win nonetheless for Villa. Paco Kostov v Az Tenochitlan As predicted, both fighters were ready and very strong. Tenochitian ended up catching Kostov however, in only 53 seconds! Tenochitian just inched up higher in the rankings with this win! Adrian Kaczjarg v Julius Jenkins Despite his low morale, Jenkins was all game tonight! However, after a very close fight, Kaczjarg managed to squeeze the win. His clinch really was the winning factor here, as this fight could of gone either way. Pakon Rajamont v Wolfgang Benson Benson was on point tonight! He did take some shots, but ultimately he simply was game and ready to throw a lot more kicks, and that's what made him win. Rajamont had his chance in the fourth, landing a great headkick that opened Benson up, but simply could not capitalize on it after. Jorge Pericic v Ichabod Crane Crane was actually doing good... but decided clinching was his best chance at winning. It turns out it wasn't as Pericic simply did not let Cane get many shots in. Pericic knew what he needed to do, and now is 2-0 against Crane in a pretty entertaining fight. Liam Harrisson v Muuli Potku I got it wrong, Harrisson was too much tonight! Potku did put up a fight, especially in the clinch. In the second round however, Harrisson landed a couple of elbows that were too much for Potku. Great finish by Harrisson. Main Event Karl Drogo v Jason Eckstein As expected, big fireworks in this fight! Drogo wasn't able to do much to Eckstein, other than a few kicks. Overall, Eckstein was just too much, and a beautiful head kick KO to retain his belt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splitm Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 EFFA 83 REVIEW Axi Dokken v Michal Mocny At 2-8, Mocny was a big underdog against Dokken. Dokken did not waste his chance to get a W on his record, finishing a fight in barely 40 seconds. Mocny tried to use his kicks, but Dokken was able to make a huge counter uppercut and finished the fight after that. Great win and showstarter! Derrick Millar v Lucas Rodriguez Rodriguez never had a chance once the fight went into the clinch. Millar was just too strong, landing punches, elbows, strikes. In the end, a big uppercut landed and Rodriguez could not continue. Clinch once again proves to be so hard to master! Dean Gibson v Mick Mayhem Two big heavyweights, but a canyon of gap between their experience. Gibson was just too much for Mayhem, and once again a battle of the clinch was the story of the fight. Both willing to go there, but Gibson's aggressiveness worked for him well. Ange Fili v Ebrahim Azhari Somtimes being heavier doesn't pay! Azhari, despite having a huge weight advantage, could not do much to Fili, who swept the cards 50-45 in an easy win. Clinch, punches were so fluid and quick Azhari could not answer to much. Great win by Fili. Ahmad Massoud v Humberto Manual Arboleda A quite close fight, but Massoud finished very strong and got the judges decision. A very competitive clinch game, but the beginning of the fight was quite boring, both having good defense. Massoud was way more active however trying, while Arboleda was quite the stalling type. The decision rewarded the winner this time. Milovan Cirkovic v Jimmy Snuka A very good fight, Snuka was ready but Cirkovic started to get warmed up pretty good by the end of the first round. At the beginning of the second round, he took an opportunity given freely by Snuka to hit him good and Snuka simply fell. A simple mistake, but a costly one for Snuka. Simon Kanitz v Arroyo Malavino Kanitz was so strong, he was close to finishing it, but Malavino managed to survive. Great boxing by Kanitz, but in the end Malavino survived but by a thread. A 50-46 decision for Kanitz! Oskars Treimanis v Jaimo Raikonen This was probably one of the best fight of the night! Boh fighters went for it, a huge back and forth fight, with knockdowns on both sides. Tresmanis got the first one down, with a HUGE headkick, but Raikonen recovered, and used great boxing to rock Treimanis back, and knock him back down! Third round, Treimanis gets it back right away, with huge boxing of his own, finishing Raikonen for good! What a fight! Cedric Murphy v Alekzandr Borikav Two great boxers went at it, but the dirty boxing really worked well for Murphy. Borikav simply could not handle it, and got hit by a huge tiger uppercut! As soon as he got back up, BOOM, spinning backfist! Main Event Edward Nygma v Duke Maximus A main event should end with a bang, but both fighters gave it their all. A split decision, a very close fight, but Nygma won nonetheless. It came down to the last round! Nygma really stepped it up, and took that fight. Maximus was more about kicks, but Nygma's boxing and clinchwork took it home! Congrats to Nygma! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Edward Nygma v Duke Maximus A main event should end with a bang, but both fighters gave it their all. A split decision, a very close fight, but Nygma won nonetheless. It came down to the last round! Nygma really stepped it up, and took that fight. Maximus was more about kicks, but Nygma's boxing and clinchwork took it home! Congrats to Nygma! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w38.jpg"Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma(143429)-''I think your mistaken buddy.If Duke gave his all i.e 100% then i gave my 110% and that 10% proved to be the real difference maker between me winning and him losing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Brandao: Pick on someone your own size Neuman! If you want to fight me again you will have to get your morbidly obese self into the gym and drop down to LHW. I have my eyes set on that divisions title now. In all seriousness though, you need to lay off the cheeseburgers man. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w38.jpg "Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma(143429)-''So Brandao,Your nickname is Animal ? huh. Well, how do you like the idea of coming over to 265+ and be my bitch? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1402862618new_effa_logo.jpg Smacktalker of the Month Septemeber Since not many Managers or Fighters Smacktalked i am going with the one who did the most Posts this Month and that is http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/140350273262799_295827563882334_1099880553_n.jpg Kshitijscholes Congrats to you and 30k$ will be transfered to your Manager Account. To the other Managers who posted here i will send 10k for Septemeber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w38.jpg "Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma(143429)-''http://i.imgur.com/sRf1fdH.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15b18.jpg Sam Makatua (233818) Well Banana, as i promised i said i would hang up my gloves if i lost my next fight. I wasn't the best in the ring, but now i can live with no regrets knowing that i gave it my all but i just didn't have what it takes. Now time to step aside and continue my training with no pressure of proving myself. Best of luck mate! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14028250837811.png JT Redman (235974) First of all much respect to my opponent Ahmed Liva for stepping into the cage with me. It was a close fight and you were able to take me to the edge. But in the end neither of us could finish and you ended up with your hands raised. Well, although i didn't win i want to congratulate you. When you get out of hospital, i'd like to buy you a beer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15b18.jpg Sam Makatua (233818) Well Banana, as i promised i said i would hang up my gloves if i lost my next fight. I wasn't the best in the ring, but now i can live with no regrets knowing that i gave it my all but i just didn't have what it takes. Now time to step aside and continue my training with no pressure of proving myself. Best of luck mate! It was a good fight, Makatua hurt Banana pretty good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w38.jpg "Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma(143429)-''http://i.imgur.com/sRf1fdH.jpg That don't mean Donkey. My 230k fighter is two below that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 That don't mean Donkey. My 230k fighter is two below that. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w38.jpg"Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma(143429)-''And i am out of fucks to give to your shitface fighter.Tell your bitchass fighter to brag when he actually beats some worthy guys and not just some fucking cans with pathetic records. http://i.imgur.com/v9jruPA.jpg Oh and where the fuck is the guy who i am actually supposed to face? Has he grown a pussy recently? Looks like the champ doesn't have balls to show his face so he tells his manager to brag some 230+k can crusher.'' 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Kshitijscholes You get way to in to this I was showing that my "can crushing" fighter was ranked right below you. The ranking in KT at 265+ is nothing to brag about. Your fighter whats-his-face only has 3 days left before some sleepy time. I see he likes losing by dirtnap 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Greetings all: I really DONT want to interfere in any trash talk but a quick E.F.F.A service announcement: http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1404271540effa_t-shirt1.jpgand http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1411915651effa_shorts.jpgwill be back on the shelves by 11/03/2014 ( I hate to run out but the shelves have been a little bare for the last couple weeks) Arcticus: London news and product updates can be found here And here is an idea that we can work with,.....Laundry services: if we plan early enough, you can hand me a design of your choosing for your own personal laundry purchases, thus enhancing the tedium of normal laundry chores and actually spending your cash on something that you could wear with pride, instead of being at the mercy of my own semi-lame skills. I would keep these special orders private and ONLY for your usages. Return customers are one of the greatest pleasures that i get from doing this. So if there is anything that i can do to give you confidence in quality services AND goods, please let me know. and as always thank you for your time and/or patronage. ,.....well the Smack talk may Re- Commence !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 ANNOUNCER : * Thump,..thump,,,......thump, is this thing even ON ?? "I SAID, the Smack talk may Re- Commence !!" http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/111/1112799/saturday-night-live-the-best-of-will-ferrell-volume-3-20100816063408334-000.jpg ANNOUNCER : "look, ...yeah, I KNOW about the *switch*,........... you better get a tech. on it,......nope, I dont think they can hear me." "Re- Commence !!" " you know this is LIVE, right ?!?" ANNOUNCER : "what" ?!? " Play the Cow-bell " ???.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hindenpeter Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18w10.jpg Jiggy Jangston (229452): 'I don't come with an exciting record or a famous manager - but I have an extensive training program behind me - and I am looking to get jiggy with all-o-y'all jabronis in the 170lbs division...' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/21/21w25.jpg Augustus "DEADSHOT" Belmont (133957)-''Hey ip man,I just came here and your record is crappy ,You are deluded chinese and beating you is gonna be real EAZYYYYYYY. P.S Your wing chun coach can kiss my ass after i destroy you on 23rd. '' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18w10.jpg Jiggy Jangston (229452): 'I don't come with an exciting record or a famous manager - but I have an extensive training program behind me - and I am looking to get jiggy with all-o-y'all jabronis in the 170lbs division...' http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/21/21w25.jpgAugustus "DEADSHOT" Belmont (133957)-''Yeah,right.For a guy who has Granite chin You sure are a big dissapointment.Did someone ever tell ya that you have heart of a SISSY?? '' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14162481521312.png "Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma (143429)-After spending quality time with Albanian hotties in my homeland,I am back to training.Up next i am facing a pretty formidable opponent who possess chin hard as rock.Given his Serbian background i am stoked for his fight.It is well known fact that there has always been tensions between the Serbian and Albanian communities so National pride rides on both of us.I better not lose otherwise i am sure to get a lot of stick from my fans back home. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/111/1112799/saturday-night-live-the-best-of-will-ferrell-volume-3-20100816063408334-000.jpg YEAH !! That's what I am talking about , + 1's around 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14162481521312.png "Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma (143429)-After spending quality time with Albanian hotties in my homeland,I am back to training. To: "Mr Ashy" From: Alfred E Neuman Maybe you should spend your money on coaches and gyms, and less on plastic surgery and easy women. Then you wouldn't be getting knocked out all the time. Have a nice day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 To: "Mr Ashy" From: Alfred E Neuman Maybe you should spend your money on coaches and gyms, and less on plastic surgery and easy women. Then you wouldn't be getting knocked out all the time. Have a nice day http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14162481521312.png"Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma (143429)-Fair point but a weak Chin can't be fixed, you know that right? With that stated i have faired pretty well in my KT career.I like to fight the best.I got KO by top dude Lorenzo Von Matterhorn recently.I lost to him thrice before that.Still i tried only to fail yet again(infact i specifically asked for that fight) but regardless of the outcome you cannot question my determination.My fucking chin cracks wide open before i can even do shit. Anyway It is better to spend that hard earned money on obtaining sensual gratification and debauchery rather than to waste on training and shit.Now i good enough to teach rookie kickboxers.Anyway You should come with me once to albania and i'll hook you up with best my country has to offer and being champ entitles you to huge discount on prices. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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