Mr.J Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Greetings all: I really DONT want to interfere in any trash talk but a quick E.F.F.A service announcement: http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1404271540effa_t-shirt1.jpgand http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/products/1411915651effa_shorts.jpgwill be back on the shelves by 11/03/2014 ( I hate to run out but the shelves have been a little bare for the last couple weeks) Arcticus: London news and product updates can be found here !! I bought them all.I was looking for cheap shorts and came across your store. Then i though fuck it,lets buy all the EFFA stuff that i can see. I could have bought more though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hindenpeter Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/21/21w25.jpg Augustus "DEADSHOT" Belmont (133957)-''Yeah,right.For a guy who has Granite chin You sure are a big dissapointment.Did someone ever tell ya that you have heart of a SISSY?? '' http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18w10.jpg Jiggy Jangston (229452): 'You go continue your title hunt and i will take care of you when i have finished my stellar rise to the top' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/18/18w10.jpg Jiggy Jangston (229452): 'You go continue your title hunt and i will take care of you when i have finished my stellar rise to the top' http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/21/21w25.jpg Augustus "DEADSHOT" Belmont (133957)-''Oh,since when did you started day dreaming? stellar rise to the top?WTF? You think there is some elevator waiting for you to set your foot and take you to the top?If that's the case then your hallucinating. it's always a good idea to visit a doctor or psychologist if the hallucinations are strong so i suggest you do so.I fear one day of these days you may get a heart attack as not far those days when you'll see yourself as champ in your dreams.Once you'll wake up and get a hold of reality.A chicken hearted guy like You will just die of shock that all you saw was fucking lie. Just so you know One is actually supposed to win to reach the top and as far i can see you are on 2 match winning streak.Oops, i means losing streak.Lmao I can't even see you here from the top.You look like a those fucking microscopic things like amoeba to me. EUREKA EUREKA BITCHES!! I just discovered new species of amoeba.I call it Jamoeba and from now onwards that's your name.It suits you well. '' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 I bought them all.I was looking for cheap shorts and came across your store. Then i though fuck it,lets buy all the EFFA stuff that i can see. I could have bought more though. I thank you for your patronage: Those 2 items are the hardest to keep on the shelves. they ARE my priority item and the first to be re-ordered. heh ! sorry that it appears that I have been *slackin'* I will get right on the issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14162481521312.png "Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma (143429)Anyway You should come with me once to albania and i'll hook you up with best my country has to offer and being champ entitles you to huge discount on prices. I don't need you enticing my fighters with your debauchery. It's hard enough keeping Neuman away from Kentucky Fried Chicken, last thing I need is him running around making amateur euro-porn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted November 22, 2014 Report Share Posted November 22, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/12/12w3.jpg Marius Zaromskick "So Francois Van Steyne, my Manager did the last Mental and Tactic preperations for me and i cant wait to get into the Ring tomorrow. It will be either a really quick one or a grughling Match with both our gas tanks being empty afterwards. So show up ready." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
METAL666nz Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/9/9w14.jpg "Make Them Bleed" Brutal Demise Looking forward to getting back in the ring and smashing somebody. Hope Villa is ready to go to war as I look to destroy him in my first fight at EFFA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted November 23, 2014 Report Share Posted November 23, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/12/12w3.jpg Marius Zaromskick "So Francois Van Steyne, my Manager did the last Mental and Tactic preperations for me and i cant wait to get into the Ring tomorrow. It will be either a really quick one or a grughling Match with both our gas tanks being empty afterwards. So show up ready." http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/39/39w23.jpg Francois van Steyne "Thanks for the match.. it was indeed a lenghty battle and luckily I came out on top of this one. Maybe one day we shall meet again in the ring. All the best to you.. On a side note; I heard my next opponnent declined the fight.. Running off scared huh? That's okay. I heard your manager is a coward anyways. No chance you would have beat me." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 46:49 Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 46:50 Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 46:50 In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Edward Nygma! Edward Nygma really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Arcticus logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14162481521312.png "Mr. ASHY TO CLASSY" Edward Nygma (143429)-As usual Mr.Classy puts on another great show for the fans and emerged victorious over his Serbian counterpart.Congratulations have already started pouring in.Albanian President was there in person to watch my bout and has now invited me join him on his plane back to Albania to which i shall happily oblige.The moment i step on my homeland i am gonna mobbed by my fans.God save me from them.I'll get over that anyway.All thanks to lots of booze and bitches i am looking forward to enjoy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14175148176788.jpg Sher Shah "THE TERROR" Suri (182892)-Hey Muuli Potku,In the next few hours I am to going to put one on more loss on your record. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14175148176788.jpg Sher Shah "THE TERROR" Suri (182892)-Hey Muuli Potku,In the next few hours I am to going to put one on more loss on your record. LOL. Fail. The avatar is great though. I'm ready for E Neuman vs Nygma II. As long as Nygma wins his next fight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 LOL. Fail. The avatar is great though. I'm ready for E Neuman vs Nygma II. As long as Nygma wins his next fight. With the shame Sher shah brought,he decided to jump in to a river and end his life. I haven't seen Nygma's opponent yet but as it's title fight i know so he ain't winning it.I have been cursed.I lose title fights so i go into bout assuming i will lose.I have won titles though but on very few occassions. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I keep forgetting Nygma is a big 205er. He should be alright, at least he's fighting someone his own size. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyosullivan Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14001848913597.png "Mr Turkish Delight" Hadi Ozturk 20 year old185lbs5-1 "The EFFA Middleweight division is about to get a lot more competitive, yeah that's right bitches, Mr Turkish Delight will be making his way to Amsterdam to put on a show for the EFFA fans across the world!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14183133072988.png Atauallah "Orb Spider" Ganteaume "Gentlemen, as I scour the Welterweight division, I see many proven and tough veterans who dominate it. I understand there's much for me to do in the EFFA, especially since I left Xtreme K1 Combat where I only had a few fights and held the Welterweight Title there. In EFFA I know that means nothing because like all others, I must prove my worth amongst men, and I shall do so. I look forward to crossing the path of many would-be warriors who, like myself, will do their best to climb the ladder of success. Until that point in time, I know what I must do. I bid you adieu!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 EFFA 93 - Clash of Titans Of the Night Honors Since we had some great Fights this Friday and i must say some suprises too. Because of it i wasnt sure who to give the Awards to and i decided that i will give the following Bonuses out. KO of the Night Tshering Wangchuck Miles Harunodo Fight(s) of the Night Now here i had my problems to decide. We had a great Titel Fight and the whole cards was interesting. Two Draws. one Decision (Split), one Decision (Majority) and one Decision (Unanimous). So this Event had it all . All other Fights where TKO`s and that shows me one thing, the whole Roster is hungry for more and i like that. So Fight of the Night Honors will be shared amongst those FIghts and each Fighter will recieve 5k Bonus Money. Alfred E Neuman vs Lorenzo Von Matterhorn Arroyo Malavino vs Bernhard Taylor Chuck Norris Jr vs Billy Silver Little Vidonic vs Jack Winter Congrats to all the Winnes and the two Draws i think deserve a Rematch. Chuck Norris Jr vs. Billy Silver is already in the Books and i think a #2 Titelfight will happen between Neuman and Von Matterhorn. So stay tuned and keep it kicking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14024877584711.png Billy "The Kid" Silver (210892) Well Chuck Norris Jr, you were a lot tougher than i thought you would be. Although i don't agree with the decision to call it a draw, i must say i am disappointed with myself for not finishing you. We're gonna be given a chance to dance again. This time i won't take out a "co-Of The Night" bonus, but will take out the KO of the Night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Lorenzo Von Matterhorn should get an instant re match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 Lorenzo Von Matterhorn should get an instant re match. And he will, we cant let a Draw stand as a Result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Neuman's ready.. You can count on that. He played the pitter patter game in that first fight, There will not be anything civil about the rematch. To all the other managers thinking of testing your heavyweights chin, this is what you have to look forward to at EFFA! http://mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=710453 Round 1 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown2.gifand before E Neuman can reset, Von Matterhorn rushes him with a swarm of punches, sending him crashing to the floor, in all sorts of trouble! E Neuman is trying to beat the count but we're up to 6 already and he's nowhere near. 7,8... he's up! He's going to continue! Round 2 E Neuman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Von Matterhorn stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Round 3 Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts E Neuman, as that shot connected. Round 4 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown.gifE Neuman drops Von Matterhorn with a big knee! Will Von Matterhorn beat the count? Yep, he's up already and we're only at 3... let's see if he's just faking it or if he's actually OK. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gifVon Matterhorn is rocked! Round 5 E Neuman takes a shot to the head.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked2.gif http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown2.gifVon Matterhorn lands a front kick to the face, that drops E Neuman to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Gonna nominate it for Fight of the year and 100K to the KT fighter of the year if he is from EFFA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Damn, that was one hell of a fight! Thanks for posting that link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14098260502658.jpg DICK ARMY Pedro Plouman, I dont care if we are part of the same alliance or not, I'm leaving you laid out on the canvas or I'm gonna at least beat the shit out of you for 5 rounds, either way I'm coming out of this the victor and you and your manager get to see if you have any confidence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Wow, EFFA 96 - Three Kings turns out be highest rated event in org's history and was rightly so. Alfred E Neuman finally dethroned. Von Matterhorn is stalking his opponent - BOOM! Switch kick out of nowhere! E Neuman is not moving; he is out cold!! Wow, what a quick finish that was. Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is the new super heavyweight champion! I am actually glad to see Lorenzo as champ.The guy is freaking monster but i am sure Alfred will be back to bashing skulls soon enough. In the 2nd title fight Mr. Classy won in quite an unexpected fashion. Brandao throws an off balance right hand and Nygma counters with a stiff right hand. http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gifBrandao is rocked! BAM! Nygma delivers a spinning backfist that drops Brandao like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Edward Nygma!Edward Nygma retains his light heavyweight title The 3rd title fight was a war between samusiovas and Molotov which ended in draw. http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=716588rest of the event featured five finishes and two 15 round slug fests with winner being decided via spilit dec. in both fights. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted January 4, 2015 Report Share Posted January 4, 2015 Hey Fellas: go vote for EFFA for KT org of the year Here I did ! a Nice surprise, I have been nominated for Philanthropist of the Year =) I dont know about all that,...but I DO enjoy this portion of the game. Arcticus is also nominated for Clothing company of the Year Here, very kewl =) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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