MMATycoon Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I was thinking we could do with some more funny pre-fight messages a la the just bleed guy attack. If anyone feels like writing any out, please go for it 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Is there a word limit for them?? and do you need it in a special format like the commentary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A2TheJizzle Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 *fighter* looks like he got Vaseline to the eye during the pre fight checks before he got in the ring/cage..... I wonder how that will effect him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 "___" just got his hat stolen. Oh no, that's the 2nd time tonight. Someone needs to get that guy "___" looks excited/pumped/serious/determined/out of shape/worried...let's see how that affects his performance. "___"'s opponent has been talking a lot of trash! Let's see if it has gotten under his skin. "___" was running so fast he almost forgot to do his pre-fight checkup! What a character! We need more character in these fighters. This is a great way to start. There are lots of these we can do. I'd do more but I have work soon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybumnut Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 "----" is shaking like a shitting dog. I don't hold out much hope for him tonight! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 As -fighter- makes his way out to the -cage/ring- we see a fan reach out and snatch his hat right off his head! -fighter- doesn't look to be pleased with that but continues to make his way down. --------------------------------- --------------------------------- -Fighter- comes out from the back and is high fiving the fans. As he picks up the pace, security seems to have their timing off as when he goes for another high five, he slaps a security guard in the face! The security guard seems fine, but let's hope -fighter- didn't get a hand injury from that! --------------------------------- --------------------------------- Out comes -fighter- to make his way down to the -ring/cage-. He has a focused look on his way and is just screaming 'Yes!' over and over. He seems to be hyped up for the fight and we'll see how that hype goes for him during the fight. --------------------------------- --------------------------------- Hope that's something good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A2TheJizzle Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 -fighter a- gets in the cage and gets right in -fighter b- face, oh this may start before we have a chance for the pre fight introductions... this is going to be great -fighter a- has walked all the way to the ring/cage singing and dancing to his entrance song *youtube video here* I hope he has enough cardio to see him through the fight too... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eveas Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Could be some that hint at confidence or intelligence. * is looking a little intimidated by the large crowds tonight. I hope that won't effect his performance. I hear * was caught throwing up back in the locker room. The magnitude of this fight may be getting to him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockdown Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Word has it the referee for tonight's bout has a rare respect for the ground game. We'll see how a fair fight effects the bout tonight Mike! 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMATycoon Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I was surprised when I saw Lockdown had contributed to this thread. "That's nice" I thought... but alas, just another excuse to complain 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I was surprised when I saw Lockdown had contributed to this thread. "That's nice" I thought... but alas, just another excuse to complain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockdown Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 I was surprised when I saw Lockdown had contributed to this thread. "That's nice" I thought... but alas, just another excuse to complain It's an accurate and solid contribution trying to embrace my role around here 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp61503 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Fighter is making his way down to the cage with a determined look in his eye, security accidently gets in his path and gets pushed out of the way as fighter continues walking to the cage like nothing happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 Rumour has it *fighter* has been working on his dick kicks, let's see if he lands any low blows this evening! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duphus Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 didn't know Cgrace had the fetish were he likes it when people kick his nuts, but should have assumed it I guess 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK47 Posted February 7, 2013 Report Share Posted February 7, 2013 as -fight- enters the ring he screams " run run run as fast as you can you can't catch me i'm the dang-o-lang man" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradigm Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 It's an accurate and solid contribution trying to embrace my role around here who is that in your av? im guessing Ludacris, Sean Paul or Tony Lopez... Luda http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Ludacris-Cornrows-psd15543.png Sean Paul http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/suwarnaadi/SeanPaulCornrowsBraidHairstyle.jpg Tony Lopez http://www.mmalinker.com/wiki/images/0/04/Tlopez.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tp61503 Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Fighter is making his way down the ramp dancing, jumping, acting a fool.....woops he slipped and has fallen face first as he stands up it appears he may have a small cut on his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockdown Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080114210350/forgottenrealms/images/1/18/Valygar.jpg Valygar Corthala was a specialised ranger (stalker) living in Amn with a particular dislike for magic. His parents had come to a tragic end after being corrupted by the power of magic, and his whole line family was cursed because of his infamous ancestor Lavok. Determined to leave no heir and to have nothing to do with arcane magic, Valygar was nevertheless forced to face both in 1369 DR when Lavok returned from the Planes to Toril in search of his last descendant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 We should be able to pay VIP time to donate custom entrance intros to specific fighters for a specific fight... oh man oh man the hilarious sledging which would ensue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topologies Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 who is that in your av? im guessing Ludacris, Sean Paul or Tony Lopez... Luda http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Ludacris-Cornrows-psd15543.png Sean Paul http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee136/suwarnaadi/SeanPaulCornrowsBraidHairstyle.jpg Tony Lopez http://www.mmalinker.com/wiki/images/0/04/Tlopez.jpg It's vin diesel morphed into some head and body. http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/oo162/antontoni/Untitled-1_zpsfe006e4b.jpg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbwellman Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 "_____ has now entered the ring and it looks like he has a stain on his shorts. Well would you look at that he soiled himself. What was his manager thinking sending him out there like that?" This is for fighters who haven't had clothes changed (: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warwynd Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 We should be able to pay VIP time to donate custom entrance intros to specific fighters for a specific fight... oh man oh man the hilarious sledging which would ensue I would be down for this... as for a contribution: * comes down to the ring/cage now. Wow! look at the intensity in his eyes. He means business. I know that isn't funny, but I think it's cool anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMATycoon Posted February 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Yeah it doesn't need to be funny - I shouldn't have put funny in the thread title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyosullivan Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Is there unique entrances for title holders/ title challengers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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