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ARVO LAAR has taken to twitter and started a grass roots campaign to be nominated for the imperium hall of fame. he is saying "i have more fights than any of those guys except one, and he's like 10 years older than me. so my experience at such a young age makes me the obvious choice as the hall of fame inductee".

 

his twitter has over 130 followers and he has started a facebook page dedicated to the cause with 20 likes already! (he just started it this morning).

 

also GOMER JACOBS has come out as saying he deserves to be in the hall of fame because he is a former champion, and people should recognize his early accomplishments.

 

TSHERING WANGCHUCK has stated he does not give "a wet fart" about the induction and knows he's the best in this whole org by like a "giant ass margin... cause all these dudes suck". so for him, being in the hall of fame is a little like being "the smartest of moe, larry, and curley". he then stated he is a "shemp fan and his work was underrated".

 

Butch Harris on the recent comments from the Huntington camp

 

Sounds to me like Arvo Laar has gone full on tard, as for the other two fellas cant say nothing bad about them they are both top notch fighters and i give them both props for having some great fights here. Keep up the good work fellas, arvo don't you go Full-tard again, half-tard is ok, nobody goes full-tard man.

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Should make the vote into a poll.

 

"Fast" Eddy Clark gets my vote. Kicked arse and took names and the only dude who beat him (via split decision!) he came back for sweet split decision rematch retribution. That's why he wears the bling.

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Eddie Clark come.. There sould have been a rubber match. Split decision result either way proves nothing yet. I want retirbution. As soon as Abbott blasts his next oppnent out you will see that Clark is nothing more than a paper champ that is keeping the belt warm for Abbott.

 

The rightful champ will have his belt.

 

Where he hell is the list to vote on??

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First post on page one of this thread, and yes Abbott vs Clark 3 is gonna happen should both parties come out victories in there upcoming fights.

 

Should both parties win?? Oh come on now.. Abbot is going to put the next bloke into permanent retirment.. ;)

 

Also as much as it burns me out of the current list Clarke is head and tails above any of the other candidates.

 

My vote Clark

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/1313797253manager_avatar.jpg Mr. Mutaito Flashingkick:

 

Clark is clearly whom deserves to be inducted to the hall of fame, there is no way to compare his record with the others. I`m triying to be fair no hard feelings with the other fighters is just a matter of numbers. Take a look at the record of title fights for every man in the poll and the whole thing is crystal clear. My vote is for Clark!

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I've got to go with Fast Eddie as well. No disrespect to other fighters on the list, but he has beat some of the best in IMMA and deserves it the most. He puts on one hell of a show, and the fans love him too!!

 

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This coming from the 1 trick pony who is obviously giving Butch Harris reach arounds to stay protected from the rightful holder of the belt. If you didn't spend the whole fight running away from me I wouldn't have to take you down. Just make sure you uphold your end of the bargain and win your next fight.

 

I can't wait to remove the belt from a truly illegitimate champ.

 

The Postcard Bandit

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Terrance Clam Digger - you worthless can crushing spud. You're hall of famer yet you hide down in the 135lb division racking up wins against guys that aren't even worthy enough to be sparring partners. The time has come for you to actually prove your worth,

it's time you stepped up and tried to take my belt.

 

What's it going to be princess, be known as a can crusher or take your beating from me like a man

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I've got to go with Fast Eddie as well. No disrespect to other fighters on the list, but he has beat some of the best in IMMA and deserves it the most. He puts on one hell of a show, and the fans love him too!!

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/41/41w9.jpg

 

Got your vote in thanks!!!

 

All out of plus 1's this feud is gonna be epic Clark vs Abbott = Ortiz vs Liddell only its not a one sided affair.

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Eddie wants to know if abbot is related to Nick Diaz? cause he says fighters run from him, even when they beat the shit out of him?

 

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Clark were you dropped on your head at birth? You're clearly are delusional if you think you beat the shit out of me. You ran like like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck in both fights. The punch stats show that, the fans know that the only people who didn't know it were the judges both you and Harris paid off.

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Butch Harris: "Just want to clarify that I neither paid off any judges nor have I had any reach arounds ,in no way, shape ,or form. And as for the judges its really simple Finish the fight and there wont be any bickering. If I where to have a reach around though I would prefer it be from Oompa Loompa."

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Clark were you dropped on your head at birth? You're clearly are delusional if you think you beat the shit out of me. You ran like like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck in both fights. The punch stats show that, the fans know that the only people who didn't know it were the judges both you and Harris paid off.

 

 

PS your head looks a little flat on top, you sure you remember shit right? me's think you was one dropped

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*Los Angeles MMA Weekly*

LAMMA has a press release for everyone at IMMA

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w35.jpg

Peanut Butter Leopard

 

Preston Bootyshanks sat down with reporter Tom Bozeman recently and had this to say.

 

"I'm very happy to continue my career with IMMA. I wasn't sure what my future with the org would be for a bit there but I'm happy to say, I'm back in the 170lb division and here to stay. I really want to get back to fightin. I had a rough start with IMMA, (chuckles) I got knocked around for 3 rounds, but I learned a lot, and came back really strong in my last 3 fights. I'm ready to take on the best at 170. I'd really like to fight Slim Crowe again. He was a classy chap, and a solid fighter, but I'd like to prove that I can make my gameplan happen and walk away with the W. No offense Slim, but I want to knock you out."

 

Tom Bozeman is also working on a story about Bootyshanks questionable college wrestling career. As well as an expose on Preston's father. And his career as an oil, and real estate mogul. He must be working very hard on it, as this paper has not heard from him since the interview with PB3 3 days ago.

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Gomer

 

i don't even know why i'm fighting this guy for my next fight. nate something or other. i should be fighting for the belt. i actually HAD a belt before this guy they got me fighting even had a fight. after this i'm gonna sit down and have a serious talk with butch about giving me the shot we all know i deserve. i'm a former champion damn it! i STARTED this whole 155 lb division. all you 155ers would be out of a job if I hadn't generated interest in 155lbs way back when with all my awesome fights.

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Just a heads up for everyone Rodrigo and his business associate Johnny Canuck have a new 215K org going if anyone out there has a fighter that fits the ID Restriction hit em up. Thanks for the work Mr. Oliveira.!!!

 

You're welcome, bud and thanks for the shout out!

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