Guest Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 http://simitator.com/images/2014-03-15/df3ur.jpg http://simitator.com/images/2014-03-15/3cepk.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23w9.jpg Bary "the flash" Allen Yo Scoob, when's that gay porno actor signing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted March 16, 2014 Report Share Posted March 16, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23w9.jpg Bary "the flash" Allen Yo Scoob, when's that gay porno actor signing? http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13904416158582.png George "Pornstache" Mendez Yo, yo buddy, no need to go all homophobic here. Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself, this ain't a platform for weird fetishes. And scoob, send over the 1 fight contract, this boy better be ready for the beating of his life, cause they don't get any sicker, play it any quicker- and you're detonating a bomb, tick-tock-ticker. (and scoob, i'll be able to accept the contract until like a couple of hours from now. chances are im not gonna be on for a couple of days) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23w9.jpg Bary "the flash" Allen Stop talking and just sign on the dotted line you Freddie Mercury wannabe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23w9.jpg Bary "the flash" Allen Stop talking and just sign on the dotted line you Freddie Mercury wannabe http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13904416158582.png George Mendez Your mom couldn't even spell Barry right you illiterate fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://simitator.com/images/2014-03-15/df3ur.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13861417049165.png Archer: Booked and ready to go bitch tits. Once I land a right hook to your body they'll be callin you Tang 'punctured' Lung.... aha aaaaaaaahahaha ahahahahahaha....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadDisney Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13861417049165.png Archer: aha aaaaaaaahahaha ahahahahahaha....... http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13950876013908.png "Iron" Tang Lung: It's all fun and games until you hear the violin from my entrance music, and I'm standing on the other side of the cage. Your little sham of a title reign is rapidly approaching its logical conclusion: You: A broken heap of mangled limbs and bleeding from orifices you didn't have the day before the fight. Me: Stuffing a one way ticket to the Bahamas in your mouth and restoring glory to the BEEF middleweight division. After April 6, your life may as well be over. You will be the victim of the date rape heard around the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted March 17, 2014 Report Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13904416158582.png George Mendez Your mom couldn't even spell Barry right you illiterate fuck. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23w9.jpg Barry "the flash" Allen While your beating up cans for "warm ups" I'm being awesome, and there's no spell check on your mum's computer. I think she's trying to say hello to you, but I'm not quiet sure what she's saying because she's talking with her mouth full. Maybe if I back up a few inches I'll be able to tell, nope maybe a few more...there we go. She says hello George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13904416158582.png George Mendez Oh wow, a mom joke. Man you are a trash-talking GENIUS, a genius I tell you. It's an honour to be in your presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13950876013908.png "Iron" Tang Lung: It's all fun and games until you hear the violin from my entrance music, and I'm standing on the other side of the cage. Your little sham of a title reign is rapidly approaching its logical conclusion: You: A broken heap of mangled limbs and bleeding from orifices you didn't have the day before the fight. Me: Stuffing a one way ticket to the Bahamas in your mouth and restoring glory to the BEEF middleweight division. After April 6, your life may as well be over. You will be the victim of the date rape heard around the world. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13861417049165.png Archer: Your entrance song is a violin tune? Masculinity at its finest, dear Lung, truly a peculiar choice! I do not fear you, Lung and nor do I fear your empty threats. You underestimate my skills and refuse to give respect to your champion. For that I shall kill you in the cage and bury your beloved violin with you. I guarantee you this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meercat Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Xanadu Newton: "I was very unhappy with the judges in the Lung fight, I felt I schooled him standing and almost finished him by submission after he got the takedown. I will be watching this fight, as I would be happy to beat either of you for the title. I wont be letting fights go to the judges in future. For the record, Lung will destroy Archer, he is a sham of a champion, probably the weakest in this org. No offense Archer." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Xanadu Newton: "I was very unhappy with the judges in the Lung fight, I felt I schooled him standing and almost finished him by submission after he got the takedown. I will be watching this fight, as I would be happy to beat either of you for the title. I wont be letting fights go to the judges in future. For the record, Lung will destroy Archer, he is a sham of a champion, probably the weakest in this org. No offense Archer." http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13861417049165.png Archer: Fuck off, sore loser. No offence 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadDisney Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13861417049165.png Archer: I do not fear you, Lung and nor do I fear your empty threats. You underestimate my skills.... http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13950876013908.png Tang Lung: Yada, yada, yada. Wasn't this the same crap you were spewing to your last opponent? How did that play out for you? *whiny voice on* "Oh, I'm so underestimated, and overlooked.... Ye shall rue the day ye besmirched me". *whiny voice off* Then you received what all whiny little spandex wearing pseudo Robin Hoods deserve: A shiny new ass whipping. Here's a list of things you can bring to the cage that MIGHT give you a fighting chance against me: A chain saw Police grade pepper spray A rape whistle 3 Navy Seal teams An ICBM That fruity little bow you seem to like carrying around. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/27/27w20.jpg @JoeRisley "Gonna be a good fight. I might even short my vacation to be able to see the fight live #TeamLung #Vacations #CBK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meercat Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 Xanadu Newton :"Archer, I would like to apologise, I didn't realise you were so sensitive. I wasn't trying to offend you, just pointing out the fact that you are 2nd rate goods, not fit for purpose at this level, and your time as champ has actually caused me great amusement. Your achievements have surpassed your ability, but now time is running out. Lung will beat you easily as Risley did, it is just a shame that a mis-carriage of justice prevents me from taking your belt. Unfortunately, taking the belt will be far more of a challenge once Lung is champ, so I have to do it the hard, and not the ridiculously easy way, as I had hoped. We probably wont ever meet in the cage, you will lose, and probably get sacked by your management, so good luck with the rest of your life, ..champ!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13861417049165.png Archer: Tang, I must say your cheerleader, Xanadu has quite the mouth on him - is he as good with his mouth when your cock is occupying it? Listen, my dear Xanadu, I would like not to waste any more breath on you as you are currently irrelevant. The only thing I am concentrated on right now is keeping my belt and my next opponent, Tang Lung. So, kindly go and bitch about me to your non champion buddies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/22/22w22.jpg Tom Quin Q: Dear martial arts fans, it’s been a while but I’m back for another interview with Tom Quin. The 19 year old prospect from Holland is now scheduled to fight for the 145 title. Tom, are you glad you're getting a shot at the belt? Tom: Of course I'm glad. The only thing I need to do now is perform the way I know I can perform and hopefully win that belt. Q: You're scheduled to fight a dangerous finisher, realistically what do you think you're chances of winning are? Tom: Hey, I'm a finisher too you know! But seriously now, every fight is different and you never know what your opponent will do, you can only do your best to prepare for the fight. Last time I underestimated my opponent and it nearly cost me the match, trust me that won't happen again. Don't get me wrong there's no shame in losing, even the best fighters have losses on their records. Q: Tom thanks for doing this interview, I know you’re always busy training. Good luck for your next fight and I hope to see you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted March 24, 2014 Report Share Posted March 24, 2014 Mendez vs Allen promotional video http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=42347 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted April 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Fight For The Prize 3 Writeup We are back and ready for action here at BEEF where we are anticipating the Third installment of Our Fight For The Prize contests where BEEF managers can earn themselves a quick $12K by submitting the sexiest photo of a female fighter or woman in a sexy, fight-sports based situation. Please make your submissions swiftly before the next FFTP event. Our event on Sunday April 6th will be nothing short of fun as two men will get to remove their titles off of the woman's body on the event poster. Unfortunately for those two winners but they will not be able to have their way with her, but you get the point. Organization Debuts: Lucas Bane (10-2) vs Rocky McColgan Dan Maverick (6-4) vs Six O Five Royce Gracieb (4-0) vs Tex Dallas in our 25YO Build Division Dale McCann (5-3) vs Karelin Roman Fight to watch for: As BEEF has finally launched its 25YO Build Division and is slowly recruiting more fighters to compete in the division, The undefeated Royce Gracieb of Ramza Beoulve's Fight Team will have his wits and skill tested as he will meet a foe of similar talents Sunday. Tex Dallas had his debut end in a loss swiftly at the hands of Sean Crews, literally. Armbar's are not Dallas's friend and for this fight I think it will pleasure him to know that he most likely will not spend much time grappling on the ground in this fight. Coming from Ramza's fairly new yet impressive stable, named after a young Squire from Final Fantasy Tactics, Royce Gracieb will look to show off his fight tactics in a not QFC fight where both fighters have time to prepare for each other. These two young fighters under young managers should provide us an exciting bout. Showcase Fight: Claude The Tank LeBlanc (1-0 Age:19) will get his opportunity to prove to Pawel Ufcowski, BEEF and himself that he deserves to stay in the stable, the org and continue to grow in his MMA career. His only fight was a win by a KO which is always a good feeling, but when you do it within the first 10 seconds of a fight you just feel phenomenal. He told me that he felt so good he wanted to fight again on the same card but Pete Pettis was not in attendance. We were not able to learn much about The Tank from that fight but the one thing we did learn for sure is that he has plenty of Knockout power. Look to see what other skills this guy reveals to himself and the MMA world Sunday. Title Bouts: Archie Archer (5-2) no doubt has a heavy attraction for partially clothed women as he has fought on all of BEEF's Fight For The Prize events and leading up to this one and has won both. Archer was one of BEEF's fighter of the month award winners last month and claimed his title belt from the hands of Nelly Haynes by nearly keeping the fight standing and in the clinch, pummeling his foe for the entire bout winning every round. His fight with Tang Lung will be intriguing because Lung is an absolutely impressive Brazilian Jiu Jitsu artist with the wrestling skills to get the fight to the ground and use it. Likewise he is a very competitive standup fighter which will probably prove for a tough title fight since coming off of his non-defense loss against Joe Risley. Iron Tang Lung won 4 fights in a row and 3 by knockout to prove that he deserves a title shot and has very well earned one. This fight has FOTN written all over it. Hopefully it does not disappoint. As mentioned earlier, Lucas Bane (10-2) will square off with the undefeated Heavyweight champion of BEEF, Rocky McColgan (7-0). Lucas is making his BEEF debut so while we want to welcome him and all of the other debut fighters in a nice way, Rocky will not welcome him as nicely. Bane is on a three fight win streak mainly because he is extremely efficient with his strikes in the cage. His defeat of Jeremy Stapleton in front of no crowd and as the only fight on the card was not as fulfilling as he desired. Bane will look to take some of that frustration out against McColgan who has proven to us at BEEF that he has it all. Great management, fight preparation, Elite Boxing skills and the KO power of a heavyweight champion. We have known “Cocky” Rocky to knock ALL of his opponents out with either hand at any moment, but in his last title fight against Sterling Slater, he showed us something we have never seen from him before, a submission finish. I could not imagine anything scarier than the biggest and best boxer in this organization to go into a fight and tap his opponent out in the first round. That fight damaged Slater's emotions so bad that his manager, Rory, immediately pulled Slater out of BEEF and had him run off to Las Angeles for safety. Interesting to see if McColgan will pull this one out as well or if we will have a new title holder. It all goes down Sunday in Montreal, to all fighters and managers, good luck & please submit those pictures if you want a shot at $12K. TO ALL ENJOY! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13792864229140.png Scoobs, the real bad bruise I got on my leg from Guil's furious tapping has cleared up. I installed a kegerator in my locker at the gym and I'm ready for some serious training and a new fight offer. Stop asking my manager dumb questions about Fight Pass and send a fight. I'll give you a scoobysnack that you can snort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted April 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 Back after another week here in April BEEF will offer another card for its fight fans. All fighters who started their MMA career at 25 Years Old worldwide will be tuning in to this one, our first round of the 3 month VIP earning tournament will finally start. BEEF will be broadcasting this special event on the Island for all Island fighters to get to see the opportunities they can have in a few months when they get off of that forsaken rock. We only have one Organization debut in this weeks event and that man is Yaniv “In The Closet” Schulmann (Age:20), the undefeated Jewish martial artist out of Tel Aviv Israel. Yaniv has been outstanding in his first 4 fights, 3 at DFC and one QFC. He has shown the ability to go the distance without much problems as the only fight that did not finish with a decision resulted in a submission with 21 seconds remaining in the second round. This young man already has a brown belt in brazilian jiu jitsu while being known also as a great grappler. He hasnt “come out of the closet” yet but this weekend, there is no doubt he will come out looking to prove to Fransino Tirta, and the rest of BEEF, that he belongs here. Fighter Spotlight: His opponent, Fransino Tirta (Age:20) will get my spotlight in this event as he looks to bounce back from his tough loss against Nils Holgersson in his first title defense after he won the 145lb LFC~BEEF Rebirth tournament and the title. He steamrolled through competition showing that he could gameplan and learn new skills while putting them on display better than every other fighter in the tournament going 4-0 with 3 first round submissions before defeating Sammer Bammer for the belt. Nils showed up shortly after and bested him with a rear naked choke victory after taking his back in the first round. Yaniv vs Tirta has the makings of a great grapplefest. 145lb Title bout: Tirta and Schulmann are both attempting to improve their resume's for a title shot in this event while Nils Holgersson (5-2) and the vocal Tom Quin (4-1) will meet in the cage for the first time as Nils will defend his new hardware for the first time. His Submission Of The Night performed on Tirta just a little over a month ago was an absolute beauty but it wont come nearly as easily against Quin. Quin has made a career off of winning BEEF-Talker of the month awards and so far has done an great job backing up those tough words by winning fights in the cage. Obviously Holgersson will look to get this fight to the ground early and often, putting his brown belt on display. Quin, being the better wrestler and boxer will look to keep the fight standing and test out his opponent's chin. I cannot wait for this bout. Main Event: Our most hyped fight of the night will be between K The Great Rad (11-2) Age:27 and Augustus Fink Nottle (7-1) Age:28. Frequently in the MMATycoon world, the guy with the best Brazilian Jiu Jitsu wins, but in this fight there should be a grappling stalemate causing a great KT style fight, Boxer versus Kickboxer. Gussie, being a BEEF~LFC native his entire career here in Montreal has been a wonderful addition to the organization since day one. His only loss came to the hands of our Lightweight and Welterweight champion, Canadian Hero. His last victim, Duo Goubo was fired by his manager “Misfit” as he was exiting the cage and he has since put on a hard training regimen to prepare for K-Rad. K-Rad demolished Bada Boom with one thunderous boom that left his foe wobbling like a penguin until he was finished off like the last slice of pizza after a high kicks in. A 25lb weight difference also separates these gentlemen which will make this encounter all more exciting. We would like to welcome back our friend and (Real Life) Muay Thai fighter, AaronThaiGuy as his fighter Steel Penns Warrior will take on Jay Jones to break up the inactivity. \ In Addition, the first person to reply to me requesting to perform a fighter interview with their BEEF fighter will get that opportunity some time this week. PM me ASAP, I will notify the entire org when I get the first response. Thank you all for spending your time reading this, Enjoy this weekend's event at BEEF, most importantly be safe, and TO ALL ENJOY! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLP Posted April 15, 2014 Report Share Posted April 15, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13792864229140.png I guess you gotta be a 25 year old with no future to get Scoobs to pay attention to you here in Beef. Stop watching the gramma piss-porn and pay attention to your #1 fat greaseball fighter, Artie DeVanzo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted April 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 BEEF: Tree Of Life Radio Host Twelf Thermandin back at you with another show here in Montreal and hopefully we can get a phone call in with a special guest later on as we prepare for the biggest and newest rivalry BEEF has ever offered. First, I would like to deliver the updates Scooby Jr had for our fighters, fans and managers here at BEEF. The 25YO division tournament has been well underway and the bracket has been updated after a conundrum of dropouts so everyone can see the update in the forums. Also updated is the Burning Bush Standings. Participants must remember that there is one more fight to decide where the prizes are headed. There will also be a survey to make future season's better as the top prize will come down to Orlando Maltravers and Bammy Davis. Here's the call from Thursday night under the BEEF spotlights "Mookjai's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Austin connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mookjai scrambles back to his feet.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked.gifMookjai is rocked! Austin lands an uppercut, right on the button! Mookjai tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy. " Rocky Austin, after being completely dominated for two entire rounds, was able to turn everything around in the third round with one devastating blow. This earned Fight of the Night honors and possible Fight of The Burning Bush as well. John Joseph shocked the world with the combination he prepared for Wayde Parcins, the two punches and a kick landed like a two-piece and a biscuit combo from Kentucky Fried Chicken on a lunch break earning him KO of the night honors and Derek Lynch was awarded the submission of the night that Ycame in the first 41 seconds of the match. It happened so fast I missed it when I bent down to tie my shoes. Everyone heard loud thuds as Herb Dean pounded the canvas in defeat while screaming vehemently to be released from Lynch's grips. Our upcoming event is BEEF: Allen Vs Mendez lookes to be a FOTY type bout where bad blood was started online with frustrations coming from both sides. Barry Allen (4-1) and Undefeated, (6-0) George Mendez will square away tonight for blood and guts. These guys have been just.... Whats that? Our guest is on the line? Twelf: Welcome...Our special guest... Do you want to reveal who you are? Guest: Hey guys, I may be a dear person to many of you, its Bree Olson here Twelf: Boy are we glad to have you, many of our listeners did not know you were an MMA fan, especially a BEEF fan at that. What got your attention in the sport? Bree: Well, I first started watching when War Machine had his craziness going on and thats what made me pay attention to some of the other hunks. BEEF just happened to get my attention by the sheer name. Twelf: What about BEEF itself was so appealing? Bree: Well I mean its just... BEEF... of course you know I love meat, especially the tough, hard kind. Then I saw the hype building up for this fight and I couldnt wait. Twelf: I hear you have been training at a gym out in Los Angeles, is that true? What kind of skills are you harnessing out there? Bree: Well I am training at Mandirigmang Pilipino mainly for the hunks, but im really trying to become a better grappler. I love the clinch game especially when someone locks in a plumb on me. As far as my skills, im a useless boxer, im fairly woeful in Muay Thai but that will change, Im a Respectable wrestler with no takedown defense and I am a Red belt in Jiu Jitsu. When I get on the ground, my half and full guard game is amazing, ive submitted so many men and they all tap out in a wet way. Twelf: Ha, a little too much for our fans, we want them in attendance to the event tonight, not on websites looking at you. So who do you think will win this fight? Bree: Well this fight is a good one, as much as I like seeing guys show off their ground game and imagine im in between them, I think this one will be handled standing up. It doesnt seem like Bary Allen wants to take this fight to the ground but George has great hand speed. In my opinion George will win, but maybe thats just because I like his 1970s pornstache. Boy what I would have that stache doing to me.... Twelf: Haha always a charm here, thank you for joining us and we hope to have you back on with us soon, and by the way.... thank you for that night in LA a few months ago. It was excellent. Bree: Bye bye guys SO there you have it... BEEF Tree Of Life always putting on a show, I hope you all liked this segment and will be in attendance to our event tonight. Be safe, and TO ALL, ENJOY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted April 19, 2014 Report Share Posted April 19, 2014 Well done to Barry Allen's manager. I should probably keep myself out of these fights with top managers, I always seem to get outslidered/outclassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkKent Posted April 20, 2014 Report Share Posted April 20, 2014 ALLEN: "I put on a nice good old fashioned beat down tonight. Thanks for stepping up though Mendez" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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