JoeLang Posted February 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13887359184285.jpg Dont feel bad sully, when i was pouring drinks, this happened http://greenasathistle.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/spill.jpeg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13909854948674.jpg James "Sully" McGuiness (237725) One of my Home Brew's turned into a *gasp* Miller Light when it fell on the floor? Congrats to Roman for a good fight... After a few good fights i guess it's back to the drawing board for me. Cheers to a good fight! Let the beer flow until my next fight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce7 Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k612/KC-Deuce/Chambers_zps564b83bb.jpg "Ravishing" Roman Chambers It was a good fight Sully. I didn't think I was going to score that early takedown on you, but I earned a nice paycheck after the fight so the first round is on me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15b2.jpg "Son Of" Goat Boy An incredibly lacklustre start to the season by the officially acknowledged crotch spawn of the legendary "Randy" Pan Goatboy has been less than spectacular. Going 1-2-0 to date and fucking up his training by mistiming when gyms fees were taken and paying a shitload of cash an hour before fees were scheduled and paying a shitload more, just to drop below $200 and be kicked out of the gym $1000 poorer and absolutely fuck all training the wiser, it would appear that the legacy of "Randy" has been tarnished beyond repair. But just when you thought The Island couldn't get any lustier, that there was no challenge the to leg humping supremacy of "Son Of" Goat Boy... a challenger emerged. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/27/27b17.jpg Goatboy's "Love" Child A brother. "Randy" Pan Goatboy, unsurprising, has produced an illegitimate love child. The result of what was likely a wholly non-consenting and happy union, one of the many victims that "Randy" fucked over the duration of his career has birthed him another son. A strikingly similar looking, and equally heavy son to the one he has previously acknowledged. Although he enters The Island late in the season and is obviously ill-equipped to take on many of the forerunners in the competition, "Love" Child is keen to redeem the less than savoury name of the Goatboys and to bring his own particular brand of trouser noshing and irrepressible rutting to the cage. Pray to Vishnu he doesn't catch you with your pants down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13887359184285.jpg After i have dominated in all of my fights at IFF, my contract has officially ended. I hope that IFF does the right thing and brings me back for a good price tag, especially for all the chicken i have sold at The IFF Bar and Grill not to mention the Fight with Timi Kahuna that i asked for a month ago... Unfortunately somehow that became a title fight for Ceasar Black on the same card as my dominating performance to end my contract. Nevertheless i dont get mad, im the happy chicken man from the other end of the world that means business in the cage. I will give some things a serious thought and hopefully IFF will bring me back and grant me that shot at Timi that i have deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted March 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13909854948674.jpg James "Sully" McGuiness (237725) Ayy, good to see ya on a bit of a winnin' streak General. I'm sure the boss will do you right as i just re-upped my contract when i have't even won a fight in the company yet! Roman.. I'm still sore from the hits to me noggin'. Keep the drinks flowin, mate! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/30/30w33.jpg Joshua Drum @Ip Leung: it seems my dominant performance against Claudio Franticelli didn't go unnoticed since I'm now scheduled to fight one of the best bantamweight fighters the island has to offer, I'm going to prove that I belong at the top of the division Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13887359184285.jpg IFF took great care of me at the negotiation table, minutes before i walked into the room with Mr. Knight, who pulled up in a nice new mustang. some other organization informed my manager, Scooby, that they could pay me nearly half of what i got in my first contract. I see how some people on THIS island feel about me... Now i have to get more focused and determined because apparently some people just dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaBest Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 Thanks Tso, Sully and Ace of Spades 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13932525849529.jpg Charles Ronson Good to here the General's contract has been sorted! I have my second fight for IFF tomorrow night, I'm fighting Willy "Little buddy" Gilligan who's managed by some guy called 'Ruphus Duphus', whoever that is ( ) Anyway I have my bags packed and I think I might be talking to Mr Knight of IFF and Kc Cooper of Ace Of Spades clothing and his excellent Sacked Fighter Fund, to see if they'll accept my cousin as my replacment if it all goes wrong........ Good luck Gilligan, I'm coming out fighting, my time here on the Island depends on it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Duphus gonna git ya, GIT YA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13932525849529.jpg Charles Ronson Luckily I managed to put a decent enough show to let my manager give me 1 more chance. I managed to get Gilligan to the floor and was happily mashing his face for the first round, that guy has a steel jaw not grantie! And then it all went down hill......2 rounds of getting my ass handed to me is no fun. Good fight Gilligan, another minute and I might have had ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Duphus is the worst guy. He always kicks my arse too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southbymidwest Posted May 24, 2014 Report Share Posted May 24, 2014 Bart "TheBee" Havensbee (248010) Is looking for first blood. > Bart "TheBee" Havensbee (248010 has thrown down the GAUNTLET >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted June 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/43/43w15.jpg Nigel Diaz (239829) Like, so i'm here having a quiet drink and feed http://i.imgur.com/gjW7YL7.png?1?7148 ...Celebrating my KO win and enjoying a delicious Sully's Home Brew and some of General Tso's chicken when i find out that there is some tournament happening? Like, whatever man. You want to scrap before we head home? Like, whatever... Oh, and get your own damn chicken!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted June 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13909854948674.jpg James "Sully" McGuiness (237725) Ay laddies, it's almost over!! I came to this Island with nothing and almost went broke a few times! I didnt have the best fight career here but i DID manage to make some good friends. General Tso, you're alright mate!! Congrats on your gig at BEEF. Speaking of BEEF, you don't suppose they're hiring do ya? Maybe you can have a bit of a chat to ya mate about getting me a gig there. I'll happily scrap with any of the lot of ya's!! Then we can continue down and party on after the cards!! Who knows? Now that Season 2 is nearly over, perhaps my Home Brew can become the official drink of BEEF? (looks over at Nigel Diaz) Hey buddy, you gonna eat all that? http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/43/43w15.jpg Nigel Diaz (239829) FUCK OFF!!!! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13909854948674.jpg James "Sully" McGuiness (237725) Awww, come on... I just want one...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted June 30, 2014 Report Share Posted June 30, 2014 I didnt have the best fight career here but i DID manage to make some good friends. General Tso, you're alright mate!! Congrats on your gig at BEEF. Speaking of BEEF, you don't suppose they're hiring do ya? Maybe you can have a bit of a chat to ya mate about getting me a gig there. I'll happily scrap with any of the lot of ya's!! Then we can continue down and party on after the cards!! Who knows? Now that Season 2 is nearly over, perhaps my Home Brew can become the official drink of BEEF? http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/13887359184285.jpg Sure buddy, i talked to Scooby about a contract for you and he said he would gladly add you and that you should join this tournament... SlaughterSeason I think BEEF needs an official beer as well as RNC, so maybe something is in the works buddy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 1, 2014 Report Share Posted July 1, 2014 Looking forward to the 3rd installment gents. Remember... Goatboy WILL be here to please you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted July 3, 2014 Report Share Posted July 3, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/33/33w11.jpg Bruce Lee Made it to the 2nd round of The Island: Season 2 Tournament. Took out a Gracie in the 1st round of the tournament, up against old rival Ben Liften Jr in the 2nd round. This will be a rematch of our fight at AFL 30 where I won a unanimous decision. If I beat Ben Liften Jr and Samuel Berzins beats Tung Kuk then I would be fighting the #1 155 lb fighter on the Island. This would be a huge fight for me, Berzins has been ripping people apart and is the best 155 lb fighter so I would love to see how i would do against him. Good luck to everyone thats in Rd 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted July 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/43/43w15.jpg Nigel Diaz (239829) Like, y'know man i'm facing some dude who beat me already for the IFF Lightweight Title. We're gonna fight again man. Like, whatever dude. Wanna scrap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted July 5, 2014 Report Share Posted July 5, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/33/33w11.jpg Bruce Lee Got my wish and got to fight Samuel Berzins in the 3rd round of the 155lb Island Tournament and man what a fight it was. That was one tough ass dude, he took everything I had and kept coming. I hit him with some solid shots and he didnt budge. That dude hits hard as hell too, I can see why he was knocking people out left and right. I knew coming into the fight that he had never fought anyone with my skill set and that I was a tough match-up for him. Up next is a rematch with The Can. This is gonna be a tough fight since he will be looking to avenge the Championship loss he suffered several weeks ago to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted July 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/43/43w15.jpg Nigel Diaz (239829) Well Bruce, looks like I'm out of the tourney. And what better way to bow out than to lose to the Champ Alejandro Contreras who stood and scrapped with me both times.Good luck with the rest of the tourney Bruce. Well I'm gonna come down and enjoy a few of Sully's delicious brews before the Bar n Grill closes down. Everyone come down and enjoy the chicken and beer before we shut down. Or not... Whatever man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/33/33w11.jpg Bruce Lee Beat The Can again today so now its off to the Finals against Charles Benedict. He looks to be my toughest opponent to date, but I will do my best. Win or lose its been an awesome season, I'm really glad my manager talked me into trying out "The Island" It has been one hell of an experience. After much discussion with my manager I have decided to continue my career fighting for LFC in Hilo. Ironically on another island, at least this time I can have access to the outside world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted July 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14046526106802.jpg James "Sully" McGuiness (237725) Well done Brucie! My boy Nigel Diaz got knocked out of this tourney. But my best friend and Chicken Connoisseur General Tso still has 2 fights to go. Satoshi "Inoki" Ishii signed with us towards the back end of IFF and seemed to be destined to meet General Tso at some point. Well, tomorrow the time for talking will be over as the two fighters finally meet. I'll be there to cheer my buddy on tonight. General... With you having to focus on the fights will it mean i'm cooking tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted July 7, 2014 Report Share Posted July 7, 2014 Awesome fight between Lee and Benedict in the 155 lb finals. Pretty cool that it went to a split decision. Never woulda thought Lee woulda won the Finale early in the season, but its pretty awesome that he did. He had a tough road threw the tournament, fought all of the best fighters. Well people next season is coming so if you want to be a winner you must "be like water" that and the most important thing of all, you have to.................... Now its time for some CHICKEN AND BEER! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted July 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14046526106802.jpg James "Sully" McGuiness (237725) Now its time for some CHICKEN AND BEER! Uh... Yeah about that. Congrats on your win by the way!! Drinks are definitely flowing to celebrate your win!!!! http://i.imgur.com/YR61DMe.png?1?3064 However, since General Tso is busy preparing for his final fight i thought i would do him a favour and cook tonight!! http://i.imgur.com/fcxEehn.png?1?9693 Looks like the chicken will have to wait until tomorrow...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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