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"The Cork Convict" CONOR McCRACKEN


"Your'a wee maggot Geralt. O'im gonna be unbeaten 'till the end now and when o'im champion we can throw it down and o'ill break yer arm like o'i should'er done the first t'oime. I'm fresh as a four leaf clover and ye'ssir and 'ye lot of yer will know it soon! O'm the paddy, o'im the paddy, o'im the F**Kin' paddy!"




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http://i59.tinypic.com/2eowf2e.jpg Well done Comrade Shepard for dragging The Ballbag back into the pack. The tournament is on!

 

Boshtok v Ballbag next round... We'll see who the midway contender is for Troid's Next Top Fighter!

 

 

EDIT: But watch out - The Crossbow might get you first!

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Geralt of Rivia "The White Wolf"



"Who do i have next? Don't make me come over there and steal your potato Mr. Brophy.



Quieten down McCracken, your noises are irrelevant from where you are sitting, like that annoying fly. You have lost to every name in the tournament, most of all you got pounded on by me. Grow a chin and a heart then we can talk."


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Gregor "Royal Blood" MCconnor



"I have always been fascinated by pride. It is my favorite sin. It has power to blind even the strongest man, even those who claim to be immortal. Hey kids, take your vitamins and say your prayers, all hail the almighty virtues of hustle, loyalty and respect, as if they can do you any good. You are liars, who prey upon the weak and give them hope, but hope is dead. As will be your legacy, I can see it in your eyes, you don't get it. And how could you possibly get something that you don't comprehend, but let me lay it out for you:



If you look up at me, you will see a friend, if you look down on me you will see an enemy, and if you look me square in the eye, you will see a god.



Well there it is, more hope, more promises, well, I say, it's always fun games with you, Until it's you caught in the spider's web."

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Shepard: I have never accepted a fight offer faster, and never wanted to destroy someone as bad as i want to do you Charles. This is the fight of the tournament, where i will bring the recompense upon your head.

 

By The Way: Oliver Heath... You HAVE to be feeling like Gorilla shit right now, ego above the clouds until you got your ass whipped back to back times. Dont jump from the bridge or put a slug into your skull man.... Well... then again, you might be better off that way.

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Geralt of Rivia "The White Wolf"



"Shepard, you are a very good fighter as is Charles. But don't be getting in over your head poppet, we all know what happens to them. I have said it before and will say it again i am the can of the crop. Can't beat me you should go find a job shoveling shit cos you sure as fuck can't fight. That currently goes for 5 of you scum. Melo will you be joining that list? Or will you try to fuck me like the others on the ground?"


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Geralt of Rivia "The White Wolf"

"Can't beat me you should go find a job shoveling shit cos you sure as fuck can't fight."

 

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I just shoveled 7 piles of shit, i usually dont address people in this tournament with two win less than i have, but you should be focused on Melo, i doubt you will make it past him. If he doesnt break all your limbs, your date with my foot planted on your forehead should be very soon.

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​From the star studded singer who brought you the MMAt favorite "Hey You"


Geralt brings you




What shall we do with Commander Shepard



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Oh what shall we do with Commander Shepard?


what shall we do with Commander Shepard?


what shall we do with Commander Shepard?


in Troid's next top fighter



Put him in a cage with Boshtok in it


​Put him in a cage with Boshtok in it


​Put him in a cage with Boshtok in it


in Troid's next top fighter



Let's see if he can handle Geralt's pounding


See if he can handle Geralt's pounding


See if he can handle Geralt's pounding


in Troid's next top fighter



Now go and make babies with Liara


go and make babies with Liara


go and make babies with Liara


cos you fuck blue bitches




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I know, i know. My singing is fabulous. And i already know Shepard's reaction to this, he will be so flabergasted my my bi-polar like his head will spin (part of his flexibility exercises he does)



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"The Cork Convict" CONOR McCRACKEN


"ARGHHHH f**k tha lotta ya dere's only onee match up tha' counts next round 'nd thats me and that fake paddy McConnor. Royal blood don't make me laugh maaaan, o'im gonna show ya blood, when it's ya'rs on that canvas, son!"




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Dont forget Geralt vs Melo there Bwang, fighting for that top 5 spot ;)

 

 

Eh, fair enough!

 

The fights get bigger and bigger as the tournament goes on and we get to know and respect all the contenders better. Some good rivalries for the future being made here. The rematches after the tournament are gonna be big time too!

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Matt Smith

A couple of months ago my manager saw a request for an interim fighter and threw my hat in the ring with some extra time for training.. well here I am. Late to the competition but I will be bringing the game. Yes yes I know what you are all thinking I just might look like a former Doctor who recently regenerated. Well I could be him, possibly... it's that timey wimey thing, and a Tardis, and a banana... ok, not a banana. My first fight is against someone named Billy Jean Michelle Bisquick, I dunno I've never been good with names... hope he is going to bring his top game... because so am I. Oh yeah, bowties are cool.

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Matt Smith

A couple of months ago my manager saw a request for an interim fighter and threw my hat in the ring with some extra time for training.. well here I am. Late to the competition but I will be bringing the game. Yes yes I know what you are all thinking I just might look like a former Doctor who recently regenerated. Well I could be him, possibly... it's that timey wimey thing, and a Tardis, and a banana... ok, not a banana. My first fight is against someone named Billy Jean Michelle Bisquick, I dunno I've never been good with names... hope he is going to bring his top game... because so am I. Oh yeah, bowties are cool.

 

Delighted to have you join us Doctor. With the tournament over the half way stage now, I hope people will stick through til the end.

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