Guest Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Hey everyone, this is the official smack talk page for the Butterball Tournament, let the fat bastards mingle, and let the news and bullshit stories fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Bombur once ate a whole dragon whilst the dragon still slept. First he RNC'd it then ate it, showing off his amazing ground skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Hank "The Geordie Luchador" Dolomite one time working in the mines Hank forgot his bate so just ate a bowl of coal with a shovel, he later shat out a 18 carat diamond. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Bombur will gladly shove some coal down Hank's throat. . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ......... ........... Bombur calls his penis coal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 How about he feasts on a knuckle sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14071648882346.png ''THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red -''Hey Fat Man I suggest for your own good that you bow down and Kiss my feet right now and i will let you leave the arena in one peace.I will be quick and slick.You'll KTFO before you'll even know what hit you.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Bombur doesn't like your tattoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Bombur doesn't like your tattoos http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14071648882346.png ''THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red -''And i don't like your face so after i am done with Fat Man You will undergo a facial reconstruction surgery.If you know what i mean.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Bombur thinks tattoos on a man are effeminate. And we are all fat dwarves, no need to hate yourself. I know being from manchester makes people want to commit suicide, but don't. Bombur will stick coal down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Fat Man- Manchester Red you are dead ( that rhymed ) I would bow down and kiss your feet if you were Eric cantona but a guy with clearly a old pic of you probably last year as you 270+ pounds now. Is that the pic you have on tinder to??? Be gone you Chevy Manc as I am Fat Man and I am Hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Fat Man- Manchester Red you are dead ( that rhymed ) I would bow down and kiss your feet if you were Eric cantona but a guy with clearly a old pic of you probably last year as you 270+ pounds now. Is that the pic you have on tinder to??? Be gone you Chevy Manc as I am Fat Man and I am Hungry *Bombur offers you a cake to share* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 *Bombur offers you a cake to share* Fat Man accepts half of cake and offers to share KFC bucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Hank dolomite: I will smash you all, 5 years i have been a secret luchador, mocked for my height/weight ration and its now my time to shine. I will be taking out years of hatred and prejudice thrown towards me out on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 How about he feasts on a knuckle sandwich Maybe if it's a moose knuckle sandwhich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
listerman Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14071648882346.png I love how your fighter's avatar makes him look like he's 150cm/300lbs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorMuayThai Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/manager_avatars/140717753858.jpg Tony "The Don" Soprano Any of you fat little fuckers who think you can beat me must be crazy! I'm Tony fucking Soprano! One by one I'll crush you all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14072129261708.jpg Mister Creosote (255410) Alright Blokes. My name is Creosote. Due to a series of unfortunate events involving the my midnight hunger cravings, the dark and a certain someone's brand new full body moisturizer which smelled like Pâté, Bunton Askins has been ruled ineligible for the tournament on account of his manager being unable to pinpoint his exact location in my digestive track within a 2 block radius. All attempts at rescue have thus far failed. According to the ancient Tribal traditions to which Bunton revered, custom dictates that in this circumstance I take his place and defend his honor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
listerman Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14072391028796.jpg Yoko Zuna (255435) 私は、この大会に勝つつもりだと誰もがそれについてできることは何もありません。私は相撲取りとしての訓練を受けた、今では、パンチ、キックをスローし、人々をノックアウトする時が来た Translation: I'm going to win this tournament and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I was trained as a sumo wrestler, now it's time to throw punches, kicks and knock people out! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/D7ujmO4.jpg Bombur "The Swollen One" *message from his manager, as Bombur is eating a wheel of cheese* After recently being told by owner, Mike Tycoon, that Bombur was not a human to fight in MMA, i have decided to start a free Bombur campaign. #freebombur That said, he will beat up that sumo wreslter, the lucha libre guy and all the other gremlins here, for there is no one better than a Khazad Dum dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/lpHnMV6.png Nikita Khrushchev Это позор, что я нахожусь в нижний кронштейн. Мне только жаль, что имел возможность разбить эту пафосную жира ебать Бомбар как поздней подарок на день рождения. С этим, как говорится, я с нетерпением жду, чтобы облитерирующий что другой перевес, что я столкнулся. Я похороню всех вас! Translated version:It is a shame that I am in the lower bracket. I only wish to have had the opportunity to smash that pompous fat fuck Bombar as a late birthday present. With that being said, I am looking forward to obliterating that other overweight that I am facing. I will bury all of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/D7ujmO4.jpg Bombur "The Swollen One" "Funny, how you don't like fat people yet you are one. Please say my name correctly as well, and don't be racist towards dwarves or is shall be forced to eat you, there is only 1 true dwarf in this tournament and that is me, the rest of you are dungeon babies" #freebombur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/lpHnMV6.png Nikita Khrushchev Я на самом деле 193см высотой, это западная пропаганда, что виноват в этих отвратительных номеров. Translated: I am actually 193cm tall, it is western propaganda that is at fault for those hideous numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2014 Report Share Posted August 6, 2014 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14072634111020.jpg Haru - "I will win this tournament for you! Sally Jones!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinKing Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 What happened to little big butterballer's? Are you all talked the talk? Even Bombur? I am waiting for these fights to start, even im just spectator By the way #freebombur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 http://i.imgur.com/D7ujmO4.jpg Bombur "The Swollen One" "Tick tock bitches" #freebombur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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