Hostility's 300lb Butterball Tournament Smack Talk & Press Coverage

[RazorMuayThai]

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Tony "The Don" Soprano

I am fat, Italian and ready to go to war! Mark my words this tournament is mine!

[Wolf]

Butterball – Round 1
All fights are 265+lbs

Can you hear it. Yes. It’s the footsteps of 16 fat dwarves making their ways to the cage to show everyone that dwarves belong in the real world.

"The Squeeze" Dan Lemon vs. Bombur "The Swollen One" Ironfoot

This is the real main event of the evening and we all know it. Bombur has built a following recently. He will look to use his better wrestling and MT skills to pick up a win on his way to the tournament finale. Lemon has superior BJJ and boxing skills, so if Bombur decides to get it to the floor, Lemon will be prepared. I think this one stays standing long enough for Bombur to clinch up and drag it to the floor and ground and pound for the victory.

Prediction: Bombur via TKO

"THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red vs. Fat "Yum Yum" Man

Another tale of boxing vs MT. Red would have taken tips from his manager on how to use the clinch and I believe that’s where he will want to take the fight. Man is the boxer in this fight, if he can keep this fight at range he can do well for himself. I feel Red will clinch his way to a W.

Prediction: Red via TKO

Mister Creosote vs. Tony "The Don" Soprano

Both of these fat little bastards have good boxing skills and little else. I expect them to stay upright and engage in a slobber knocker. Soprano I believe has a slight edge boxing wise but I think Creosote may look to use his better wrestling to mix it up in the clinch.

Prediction: Creosote via UD

Hank "The Geordie Luchador" Dolomite vs. Henry "The Obese Samurai" Paulson

Dolomite is probably the most well-rounded guy in this tournament. But his well-roundedness means that his skills aren’t the best everywhere. Paulson looks to be another clinch specialist with good MT and wrestling. Look for Paulson to get a victory using heavy clinch game.

Prediction: Paulson via TKO

Eye "Beat" Anorexia vs. Gimli Dachubbyone

Another case of MT vs boxing as Anorexia has a huge MT advantage, look for him to either kick or clinch his way to winning. Gimli has some legit boxing skills and he needs to be able to keep it at distance and land punches to put the light out on Anorexia. I tend to favour MT over boxing and will do so again.

Prediction: Anorexia via TKO

Phat Boy vs. "Obese" Nikita Khrushchev

Phat Boy looks to have great muay thai and counter-wrestling (noticing the trend yet?) Khrushchev has taken a risk entering this tournament with a distinct lack of grappling skills but he may have the best stand up in the tournament with good boxing but excellent MT. I choose him in this fight.

Prediction: Khrushcev via KO

Yoko Zuna vs. Slim "Butter Ballin" Jim

I’ll let you guess what Zuna’s build is….. got it yet. If you guessed that he was an MT fighter with good wrestling, you guessed right. Look for him to kick or clinch his way to victory. Jim is a different fighter, with no wrestling or MT skills to speak of but great boxing and the best BJJ in the tournament. I expect Zuna to get the victory in the clinch as Jim looks to be tired after KRad wouldn’t let him have a good night sleep.

Prediction: Zuna via TKO

Chris "White Ninja" Farley vs. Eric Fartman

Farley seems to be the grappling specialist of the tournament with good wrestling and a good ground game, with poor boxing skills and no MT. He is also a little tired after BEAST used him all night for his amusement. Fartman is one of the best wrestlers in the tournament with some good MT of his own. But he was too busy eating and missed his flight. So he has had an emergency flight to Hilo but his energy is low and I expect him to lose and go into the loser bracket.

Prediction: Farley via submission

Also there are two other fights on the card that are not part of the tournament.

"The Karate Kid" Daniel Larusso vs. Joao Paulo Filho – Larusso via KO

Travis "Exacto Knife" Sharpe vs. Alexios Aleksandros – Aleksandros via TKO

[Mr.J]

Fat Man- Manchester Red you are dead ( that rhymed ) I would bow down and kiss your feet if you were Eric cantona but a guy with clearly a old pic of you probably last year as you 270+ pounds now. Is that the pic you have on tinder to??? Be gone you Chevy Manc as I am Fat Man and I am Hungry

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Red lands a big right hand that sends Man crashing to the mat! Red stays standing though and waves Man back to his feet!

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Man is rocked!

Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Red throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Man is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Manchester Red!

A victorious Manchester Red thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

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''THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red -''Well well well you had to kiss my feet anyway.I hope that Cantana Kung fu kick tasted good.Told ya already i am quick and slick.I hope my kicks satisfied your hunger.Adios motherfucker.''

[Sassano]

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Gimli Dachubbyone

"Rah wee rah rah, Gimli, I am, of family name Dachubbyone. The first true king of the Dwarven midgets, and main heir to the throne of Middle Earth. One win down, rah. Wee wee, rah rah. Yes yes."

[listerman]

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Yoko Zuna (1-0)

Yoko Zuna: 男の顔に初めてパンチ。認めざるを得ない、私はそれの毎秒を楽しんだ。これは相撲ではない、これは楽しさと簡単です。

Translator: First time punching on a man's face. Have to admit, I enjoyed every seconds of it. This is not Sumo, this is fun and easy.

[Guest]

Has anyone seen hank dolomite? Last time I seen him he's was in the back of an ambulance and he discharged himself from hospital. He was last seen running into the woods weeping like a bitch and heavily bleeding

[Wolf]

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Bombur "The Swollen One"

" A good win for the big man"

#freebombur

also this fighter has been caught red handed taking weight gain for an advantage

and Castor is banned from the forums but he sacked his fighter -- so not sure whats gonna happen there

[listerman]

Castor is a sore loser. Game, set and match.

[Wolf]

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Bombur "The Swollen One"

After a feast that lasted 3 days. Bombur is ready to get training again, look for him to come in with a completely different gameplan to beat the guy who uses a fake picture to hide his disgust at his own body -- Manchester ""The poser" Red

[Caleb613]

Hank dolomite, I would like to take a minute to formerly laugh at the damage that I did to your face. sincerely,

Henry paulsons right hand

[Guest]

Hank dolomite, I would like to take a minute to formerly laugh at the damage that I did to your face. sincerely,

Henry paulsons right hand

Hank dolomite: cheaters never win, winners never cheat

[Wolf]

Butterball round 2

Welcome back to the smallest baddest tournament going. Butterball. Hosted by Hostility and BEAST, round 2 is afoot. Who will advance and who will be sent to the shameful loser bracket?

"THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red vs. Bombur "The Swollen One"

Both guys are coming off impressive head kick victories, which is surprising for being so small that they have the flexibility to pull of such moves. Both are evenly matched on the feet, Bombur showed a good clinch game as well so he may look to use that or I have been told he is working on his expert ground game to get a victory. We shall have to wait and see. I have to go with my boy Bombur for the victory though.

Prediction: Bombur via TKO

Chris "White Ninja" Farley vs. Mister Creosote

With Farley being a ninja, he is expected to have the best MMA skills in the tournament and he may well do after the beating he delivered in the first round, so bad he made the fighter and manager fight and split up leaving a spot open. Anyway, his ground game appears to be his speciality so he will need to use that to win. Creosote showed good power in his debut and will look to keep it standing to win and use his wrestling defensively to keep off the attack of Farley. I think Creosote will manage to avoid the ground and KO his opponent.

Prediction: Creosote via KO

"Obese" Nikita Khrushchev vs. Yoko Zuna

Khrushchev showed some ground skills, but he appears to specialise in the stand-up aspect of MMA. Zuna may look to use his better wrestling to control the clinch and soften up his opponent. That’s my prediction.

Prediction: Zuna via TKO

Hank "The Geordie Luchador" Dolomite vs. Gimli Dachubbyone

Dolomite lost his first fight, but his opponent used PED’s so the win was overturned and Dolomite moves on. He has a good ground game, a good wrestling game, and a good boxing game. An all rounder type of fighter. Gimli had the better boxing and wrestling skills and I think he will be able to pull out the W.

Prediction: Gimli via KO

Onto the losers round

"Big" Henry Paulson vs. Eye "Beat" Anorexia

Paulson won his fight, but as said earlier he was DQed after putting a beating on his opponent. He has good MT skills and wrestling, but showed some great punches in his fight. Anorexia had a mismatch in the first round and he was KOed but I think he stands a chance and I think he might win with his better MT skills and wrestling.

Prediction: Anorexia via TKO

Phat Boy vs. Slim "Butter Ballin" Jim

Jim had the BJJ advantage over his opponent who was submitted and also a boxing advantage. But Phat Boy has the better MT and wrestling, so if he can get the clinch and keep it there, he can control the pace of the fight and win and that’s what I think will happen.

Prediction: Boy via UD

"The Squeeze" Dan Lemon vs. Fat "Yum Yum" Man

Lemon was brutally KOed in his first fight, but he has good boxing and a blue belt in BJJ so he may want to take advantage of his superior ground game. Man had good boxing and wrestling, fitting the definition of sprawl and brawl fighter. These two will slug it out on the feet and I don’t know which one will win, eenie meenie minee moe. Lemon for the win.

Prediction: Lemon via TKO

That’s all from me, make sure to check out the full card here

Michael “The Wolf” Brakeley

#freebombur

[potter09]

Scott Page is looking forward to making his debut with the org.

[Guest]

Hank Dolomite: I was ashamed of myself on my previous fight but the lord of luchadors has shined his light upon me and I feel empowered, I will unleash my inner Dolomite on dachubbyone in my next fight. You have yet to see the best of The Geordie Luchador

[Wolf]

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Bombur "The Swollen One"

*laughs at Dolomite*

#freebombur

[Mr.J]

 

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Bombur "The Swollen One"

After a feast that lasted 3 days. Bombur is ready to get training again, look for him to come in with a completely different gameplan to beat the guy who uses a fake picture to hide his disgust at his own body -- Manchester ""The poser" Red

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Manchester Red!

Our winner, Manchester Red, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

 

 

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''THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red -''Who's the poser now BUMBUM? ''

[madbob]

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"The Squeeze" Dan Lemon

What a fight! I wanted to turn up the squeeze on Nikita Khrushchev, but my Corner didnt wanted me too.

I knocked him down 3 times, but the Gameplan was to keep it standing and let myself get pounded on.

Stupid Managment, maybe i have to change camps.

One last word to my opponent, good luck in the next round with so many wholes in your game, that everybody could see in this Fight.

And next time dont say Buried! in the Post Fight Interview, just emberassing.

Squeeze out you ..............

[Mr.J]

 

 

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Yoko Zuna (1-0)

Yoko Zuna: 男の顔に初めてパンチ。認めざるを得ない、私はそれの毎秒を楽しんだ。これは相撲ではない、これは楽しさと簡単です。

Translator: First time punching on a man's face. Have to admit, I enjoyed every seconds of it. This is not Sumo, this is fun and easy.

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''THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red -''You'll also enjoy every second of the ass whipping you are due to receive from me on 26th Sep.''

[dbsh209]

 

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"The Squeeze" Dan Lemon

What a fight! I wanted to turn up the squeeze on Nikita Khrushchev, but my Corner didnt wanted me too.

I knocked him down 3 times, but the Gameplan was to keep it standing and let myself get pounded on.

Stupid Managment, maybe i have to change camps.

One last word to my opponent, good luck in the next round with so many wholes in your game, that everybody could see in this Fight.

And next time dont say Buried! in the Post Fight Interview, just emberassing.

Squeeze out you ..............

 

 

The only embarrassing thing is you getting fucking destroyed every time you put your hands down you illiterate fuck. I slipped three times, those were no fucking knockdowns. FUCKING BURIED MATE.

[madbob]

 

The only embarrassing thing is you getting fucking destroyed every time you put your hands down you illiterate fuck. I slipped three times, those were no fucking knockdowns. FUCKING BURIED MATE.

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"The Squeeze" Dan Lemon

To me it sounds like you take what you can get and hype yourself and your ego with it.

You slipped? lmao If i havent let you get u again Game over. I stated i blame my Management.

Gotta love Fighter who live in there own dream world and are so far of reality, that they kinda urge me to feel sorry for them. I think thats the case with you.

I will try and find a charity that is devoted to these kind of cases and make a donation, since you will end up in there care at some point in you life.

Since no matter what i say you feel like the king of the Hill. I will not longer get involved here. I am out of the Butterball, so long fellas.

And Nikita Khrushchev i hope we see each other again someday, to settle this thing.

[dbsh209]

 

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"The Squeeze" Dan Lemon

To me it sounds like you take what you can get and hype yourself and your ego with it.

You slipped? lmao If i havent let you get u again Game over. I stated i blame my Management.

Gotta love Fighter who live in there own dream world and are so far of reality, that they kinda urge me to feel sorry for them. I think thats the case with you.

I will try and find a charity that is devoted to these kind of cases and make a donation, since you will end up in there care at some point in you life.

Since no matter what i say you feel like the king of the Hill. I will not longer get involved here. I am out of the Butterball, so long fellas.

And Nikita Khrushchev i hope we see each other again someday, to settle this thing.

 

 

Don't let the door hit you on the way out...it might just knock you out.

[madbob]

 

Don't let the door hit you on the way out...it might just knock you out.

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"The Squeeze" Dan Lemon

At least the door would have acomplished something and squeezed me, instead of beeing Knocked down 3 times and then Win by decision. But who am i to talk like this, its all my fault. Was nice from me to give you the Win right? Hope you take your chance and get better until the next Squeeze.

Ahhh yeah right bad chin just cant be fixed. Let me see 4 head hits and 3 Knockdown. You can squeeze the stats right?

Who of us had the squeeze power again? I think you ToTT said Squeeze power. Didnt see much of that in the Fight.

The only good thing this Fight was good for to show people how much Damage i can take and still dont get squeezey in the Head, like someone else i think i know. You squeeze me? Buried and squeezed, The Squeeze.

[Mr.J]

 

 

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Mister Creosote (255410)

Alright Blokes. My name is Creosote. Due to a series of unfortunate events involving the my midnight hunger cravings, the dark and a certain someone's brand new full body moisturizer which smelled like Pâté, Bunton Askins has been ruled ineligible for the tournament on account of his manager being unable to pinpoint his exact location in my digestive track within a 2 block radius. All attempts at rescue have thus far failed. According to the ancient Tribal traditions to which Bunton revered, custom dictates that in this circumstance I take his place and defend his honor.

Red fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Creosote to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Creosote looks to clinch but Red throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Creosote taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Manchester Red!

 

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"THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red (255400)-''And here I thought you would be a challenging opponent.What a shame!''

[dbsh209]

 

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"The Squeeze" Dan Lemon

At least the door would have acomplished something and squeezed me, instead of beeing Knocked down 3 times and then Win by decision. But who am i to talk like this, its all my fault. Was nice from me to give you the Win right? Hope you take your chance and get better until the next Squeeze.

Ahhh yeah right bad chin just cant be fixed. Let me see 4 head hits and 3 Knockdown. You can squeeze the stats right?

Who of us had the squeeze power again? I think you ToTT said Squeeze power. Didnt see much of that in the Fight.

The only good thing this Fight was good for to show people how much Damage i can take and still dont get squeezey in the Head, like someone else i think i know. You squeeze me? Buried and squeezed, The Squeeze.

 

 

Are you fucking retarded? You fucking lost you idiot. Who the fuck cares if you knocked me down? Those knockdowns didn't count for shit because I beat you throughout the whole fucking fight you inbred c-unt. Fuck off, sack your fighter, get eliminated the fuck out of the tournament having been defeated TWICE. One win and two losses and a pathetic short lived career.

 

You've got nothing to be proud of. Out.

[Wolf]

 

Are you fucking retarded? You fucking lost you idiot. Who the fuck cares if you knocked me down? Those knockdowns didn't count for shit because I beat you throughout the whole fucking fight you inbred c-unt. Fuck off, sack your fighter, get eliminated the fuck out of the tournament having been defeated TWICE. One win and two losses and a pathetic short lived career.

 

You've got nothing to be proud of. Out.

 

Relax