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Pick Order

 

1- Khal Drogo

2- Metatron Halo

3- Muhammad Infuriated

4- Jason Hunt

5- Abed Infuriated

6- Alfred Hisco

7- Master Nesquick (Sacked)

8- Huey Freeman

9- Barack Obama

10- Sanjay Infuriated

11- Beast Mode

12- Number Six

13- Ranjid Infuriated

14- Szczesny

with nesq sacked what happens to the odd one out guy?

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Szczęsny breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Drogo with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Drogo looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Drogo get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? Yes, he's struggled back up to his feet and seems OK to continue. The referee agrees so we're back to the action!

Drogo leaves his chin hanging out and Szczęsny seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Drogo crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Krzysztof Szczęsny!

 

 

 

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"Mr. OBNOXIOUS" Krzysztof Szczęsny (261942)-And gladly destroyed.Drogo,you can thank me now for presenting you the opportunity to have the first pick to choose your next opponent.For a former 3-0 guy you were a really dissapointing.

yup suprised me too, i knew i shouldnt have let that witch touch my wounds buy my wife said to let her

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in all seriousness thought that is the second time this "fighter cant fight bug" hit me

with nesq sacked what happens to the odd one out guy?

he gets a bye, or should i say i get a bye :)

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Request granted. I will not select him for you have called him first, break his chin for me will ya? And beast mode selects ranjid infuriated.

 

 

 

 

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"Mr. OBNOXIOUS" Krzysztof Szczęsny (261942)-Yo fellas,a kind request to leave Number "Wins Six" Six for me. I plan to bury his face in the canvas for good.

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Request granted. I will not select him for you have called him first, break his chin for me will ya? And beast mode selects ranjid infuriated.

 

 

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"Mr. OBNOXIOUS" Krzysztof Szczęsny (261942)-I sense a patronizing tone there.

Anyway the reason i asked for Number Six is coz i don't see any other you mediocre duds having a chance against six.

The only guy who is a beast here is me.All you others are lil puppies,piglets or kittens who are here to entertain me as i like to punch for fun.You better worry about your chin because if you ever step in my way then i am gonna shatter your chin in to so many tiny pieces that you'll need a microscope to find them.Take my advice and stay the fck out of my way.I didn't even know you existed until this very moment.I don't really look down the div. as i always go up and up.

 

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"Mr. OBNOXIOUS" Krzysztof Szczęsny (261942)-Where the hell you are hiding No.Six?? I suggest you get your bitchass over here so that we can talk face to face.I would like to have good look at your face before i hammer it down with my iron fists.

In other news i am still waiting for my KO of the Night award for the event TUK V:1 E:4 Dallas vs Grimes.yeah,I fcking deserve it.

What sort of Incompetant employees have been hired by PRIDE KT manager?

 

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yup suprised me too, i knew i shouldnt have let that witch touch my wounds buy my wife said to let her

 

 

 

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"Mr. OBNOXIOUS" Krzysztof Szczęsny (261942)-Your wife bad Drogo.Send her to me.I'll treat her the same way i treated you except for fact that with her,i'll use my cock instead of my hands and she'll enjoy every moment of her time spent with me.

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Bo didn't hand Rick shit, and better bolieve your ass is the next one to licked, talk shit all you want just like bo that's why his ass loss and I'm 5-0. It seems ur Chins already fell short before? Okay well allow me to break that shit one more time and strip that title from ur undeserving ass

Okay thanks

 

 

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Victor "THE ANNIHILATOR" Szczęsny (257572-)Okay buddy You got skills but don't you get so cocky.Only i am allowed to get cocky and still get away with it.My chin is unpredictable but in case if it holds up then i assure that i'll the be one giving you a asswhipping for 3 rounds.

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"Mr. OBNOXIOUS" Krzysztof Szczęsny (261942)-

In other news i am still waiting for my KO of the Night award for the event TUK V:1 E:4 Dallas vs Grimes.yeah,I fcking deserve it.

What sort of Incompetant employees have been hired by PRIDE KT manager?

 

 

 

 

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Victor "THE ANNIHILATOR" Szczęsny (257572-)Spot on Jr.

Milkman and I fought a war so where the hell is my FON award???Anyone who says otherwise deserves a fist to his face.

 

Our useless manager may not care but i fcking do.Unless you want us to come over to your island crib and beat the crap out of "The Prodigy 2.0" BJ Arnold I suggest you take quick action on this matter Mr. scoob.Patience is not one of my virtues.

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Hi guys, don't worry scooby I don't want the 25K don't deserves them add this to the prices if you want, my guy was the slowest learner fighter I had ever manage, he wouldn't be able to win even one fight, since the begining of the tourney he did not even poped 10 times sorry guys but there was no advantage to keep him he wouldn't even be able to fight after the tourney

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Hi guys, don't worry scooby I don't want the 25K don't deserves them add this to the prices if you want, my guy was the slowest learner fighter I had ever manage, he wouldn't be able to win even one fight, since the begining of the tourney he did not even poped 10 times sorry guys but there was no advantage to keep him he wouldn't even be able to fight after the tourney

 

No Problem, look forward to seeing you when we leave the island

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Kick Boxer


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Another hell of a fight! Man that was a good one. Sadly I think now all of my tough challenges are gone, there is no one at 170 lbs left that has a chance of beating me or that really even deserves a title shot. I'll be in the gym training my ass off until the next contender arises.


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Kick Boxer

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Another hell of a fight! Man that was a good one. Sadly I think now all of my tough challenges are gone, there is no one at 170 lbs left that has a chance of beating me or that really even deserves a title shot. I'll be in the gym training my ass off until the next contender arises.

 

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Chad "Bang Bang " Sexyton twitter response

Yo bro your going to be facing your toughest challenge come February the eight .You don't have the heart to go to war with me for 3 10 minute rounds.When the fight is over the true 170 champion will be crowned and guess who that is chad bang bang sexyton you hear me bro .Time to realize who the best K1 fighter is on the island.After i win i coming after you Anthony "Hitman" Barrera you got damn lucky the last time we fought.

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Chad "Bang Bang " Sexyton twitter response

Yo bro your going to be facing your toughest challenge come February the eight .You don't have the heart to go to war with me for 3 10 minute rounds.When the fight is over the true 170 champion will be crowned and guess who that is chad bang bang sexyton you hear me bro .Time to realize who the best K1 fighter is on the island.After i win i coming after you Anthony "Hitman" Barrera you got damn lucky the last time we fought.

 

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KICK BOXER

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You didnt even last a minute against Anthony Barreras, someone who I just had a three round war with so I dont think you have the chin to go even 1 round with me

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Mervyn Harris 155lbs 2-0-0

 

Someone needs to do a drug test on my last opponent Teenager Torres, I knocked his sorry ass down 6 times and yet he just kept on getting up and walking into my hand. That dude is on some serious substances.

 

I see most of my opponents are busy for the next week, so I guess it's back to the gym to work even harder so I can put these junkies down next time.

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Sully's Prediction - Scoob's Weekend Bday Special

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James "Sully" McGuiness (237725)

Ay everyone! How we all doing???

 

I know it's been a while since i have done some of my predictions, but alas i have been busy training for my comeback fight as well as running around like a madman! But with the boss's birthday coming up i couldn't miss taking a look at this card!!

 

Let's have a look and see how the boss's birthday celebrations are shaping up!!

 

(PRELIMINARY FIGHTS)

Khal Drogo v Metatron Halo

Big man Drogo takes on Halo who is pretty small for the division, so not quite sure if he's brave or stupid. I see no other ending to this fight than Drogo totally destroying Halo in the first round.

 

Muhammad Infuriated v Roger Pott

INfuriated is riding a loss streak while the bigger man Pott has only 37 seconds of experience, knocking out his opponent. If Pott is able to land first, then i believe it will be lights out for Unfuriated, however i think he should be able to avoid the initial flurry and take out the bigger man late in the first round.

 

Huey Freeman v Abed Infuriated

In another "David and Goliath" fight, undefeated Freeman takes on Infuriated in a rematch. While Freeman was able to get the decision, i believe the smaller man has learned from this and try to bounce back. I'm gonna go for the upset here and pick Abed to win a close decision.

 

Sanjay Infuriated v Barack Obama

Wow... Close fight that can go either way. Sanjay has shown that he has some excellent knockout power, and i believe that if Obama isn't careful he will get caught. Sanjay to earn the late KO.

 

Beast Mode v Ranjid Infuriated

Strap on your seat belts because this one is going to be a slobberknocker!! Both men love to knock their opponent out so DO NOT blink!! Beast Mode may be a beast, but his lack of training makes me question his motivation. Ranjid to score the early KO victory.

 

-=BREAK=-

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You know, life on The Island is hard. You're away from your family and friends and it seems like all you do is eat, train and fight. So when you're feeling tired after a hard day of training, why not relax down at Sully's Bar & Grill and relax with an icy cold Sully's Brew. Here you can watch all the latest fights on our HD screens while talking to beautiful ladies and slamming down cold refreshing beer. As a matter of fact, I'm heading down there now!

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Remember to drink responsibly!

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(MAIN CARD)

Krzysztof Szczęsny v Number Six

We kick off the main card with 2 undefeated fighters going for it! The Schnitzel family have made themselves known with their gibberish and trash talk, and today someone's undefeated streak will end. I may not be able to understand the rubbish that comes out of Schnitzel's mouth, but his skills are undeniable. As much as i hate to say this, Schnitzel will take away the first round KO victory.

 

Solomon Judah v Jim Bob The Hillbilly

Judah makes his debut against the Hillbilly. I don't know much about Judah so i'll just say Jim Bob will earn the victory.

 

Stojan Blasko v Bo Dallas

Blasko comes in with a bit of momentum while Dallas is riding a 2 fight losing streak. While Blasko has a bright future, i BO-lieve this is the fight Dallas turns around and regains his mojo (Bo-jo?)

 

William Dillinger v Kid Galar

Both men are veterans in PRIDE and have been here since day 1. This is a tough one to call, but i believe Galar will take this one out.

 

Victor Szczęsny v Rick Grimes

Our Lightweight Title fight features the freak of nature Victor Schnitzel against the undefeated Grimes. Now while i have made it clear i don't understand any of Schnitzel's gibberish, he has somehow managed to fight his way to the top. Grimes is undefeated and i believe that he will stay undefeated and celebrate by defeating Schnitzel.

 

And there we have it!!!

 

When all is said and done, we should all take the boss down to Sully's Bar & Grill for a celebratory bevvy or 2!

Adios, muchacho's!!!!!!!!

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Calvin "The Tiger" King (257864)

 

Looks like Helix Barblowsa has decided to run away to avoid replying the fight against me currently on offer. Makes sense, as i will totally annihilate him.

 

But in the mean time, i still need to pay my bills and my bank account is starting to get a bit low.

 

Yo Bryant Baez, you are the only one i can see that isn't busy. Wanna dance next week?

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(MAIN CARD)

Krzysztof Szczęsny v Number Six

We kick off the main card with 2 undefeated fighters going for it! The Schnitzel family have made themselves known with their gibberish and trash talk, and today someone's undefeated streak will end. I may not be able to understand the rubbish that comes out of Schnitzel's mouth, but his skills are undeniable. As much as i hate to say this, Schnitzel will take away the first round KO victory.

 

 

Szczęsny cracks Six with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Six goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Six wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Krzysztof Szczęsny!
An out of breath Krzysztof Szczęsny thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career

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"Mr. OBNOXIOUS" Krzysztof Szczęsny (261942)-Now hate me even more.No. 6 done and dusted.If any of you folks are hearing this then leave the beast mode guy to me.


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Victor Szczęsny v Rick Grimes

Our Lightweight Title fight features the freak of nature Victor Schnitzel against the undefeated Grimes. Now while i have made it clear i don't understand any of Schnitzel's gibberish, he has somehow managed to fight his way to the top. Grimes is undefeated and i believe that he will stay undefeated and celebrate by defeating Schnitzel.

 

Szczęsny cracks Grimes with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
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Grimes is rocked!
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That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grimes drops his guard momentarily, allowing Szczęsny to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Grimes! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Szczęsny takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Victor Szczęsny!
Victor Szczęsny retains his lightweight title!
Victor Szczęsny thanked the fans post fight for their support

 

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Victor "THE ANNIHILATOR" Szczęsny (257572)-Now that's how many times i have proved you wrong?keep counting and when you run out of numbers then you can apologize.

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BO Dallas

I hope your ready for one hell of a fight BlaskO, you better be because I want another "Fight of the Night" award, but I will take "KO of the Night" too. All it'll take is one mistake and BOOM Bo is the winner

 

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Victor "THE ANNIHILATOR" Szczęsny (257572)-Nice win BO,scums sent back to where they belong and we keep dominating.

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The defeated Rick Grimes had this to say: 'I am humble in defeat. All i ask is an immediate rematch scooby, lightning does not strike in the same place twice unless im the lightning!'.

 

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Victor "THE ANNIHILATOR" Szczęsny (257572)-Don't know about lighting but my left hook is capable of striking the same place twice

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Sully's Prediction - Scoob's Weekend Bday Special

 

Huey Freeman v Abed Infuriated

In another "David and Goliath" fight, undefeated Freeman takes on Infuriated in a rematch. While Freeman was able to get the decision, i believe the smaller man has learned from this and try to bounce back. I'm gonna go for the upset here and pick Abed to win a close decision.

 

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Abed "Choot Ke Bhoot" Infuriated

"The Most Unpredictable Fighter"

"You were wise to pick me as the winner.. I seen the weakness in Huey's game, and I wen't for it. Turns out, I was right. And being back on the winning side of things feels great! Looking to add another win in my next match, and make my family proud. I am dedicating the win to my fallen brother, Muhammad. May he find joy in other ventures in his life. "

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