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Are you ready for the HYPER TYPHOON GRAND PRIX? The Rio Home O' Eroticism is hosting the first and best open weight tournament! This will be a sixteen man tournament, with zero weight restrictions. We will accept fighters of any experience level, specialty or weight. The only requirement is that your fighter is located in Rio. This is just more proof that everyone loves a freakshow.

 

Could your fighter be the next Bob Sapp?

 

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Or, if you're more daring, MINOWAMAN?

 

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Maybe you're managing Fedor (or Choi)!

 

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But whose to say even little guys can't take on bigger fighters?

 

 

Here's how this is going to go down!

 

- Everyone who wants to participate signs a 265+ contract, regardless of weight of their fighter.

 

- Bouts will be arranged by drawing names from a hat, for true MADNESS. The hat drawing will be televised. This baby's got hella production values.

 

- Managers may enter multiple fighters. When I am doing random drawings to determine bouts I will removed the other fighters for each manager to make sure no managers have two of their own fighters facing off. However, that only goes for the first round. If multiple fighters for the same manager advance, they may face each other later. Fight fair, fight hard.

 

- Rounds will be every two weeks starting early next month, until we have a winner. Fighters fight on regardless of injuries, they are just that tough!

 

- The prize will be 10,000 cash for the winner. However, the true prize is knowing that your fighter is bad enough to take on anyone, regardless of size.

 

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "I'm pretty bad. I'm pretty tough. But am I tough enough to take on the best in any weight class?" Well, you'll never find out if you don't put your fighters up for the HYPER TYPHOON. Space is very limited. I already have most of the roster filled, there are AT MOST 3-4 slots left open. Drop your fighter's ID in this thread and I'll put him on the list. If it completely fills, we may take a few alternates.

 

More information will be coming tomorrow. In the meantime, I leave you with an important question. Are you bad enough?

 

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Are you ready for the HYPER TYPHOON GRAND PRIX? The Rio Home O' Eroticism is hosting the first and best open weight tournament! This will be a sixteen man tournament, with zero weight restrictions. We will accept fighters of any experience level, specialty or weight. The only requirement is that your fighter is located in Rio. This is just more proof that everyone loves a freakshow.

 

Could your fighter be the next Bob Sapp?

 

http://i31.tinypic.com/2r3jwaa.jpg

 

Or, if you're more daring, MINOWAMAN?

 

http://i30.tinypic.com/2eftdug.jpg

 

Maybe you're managing Fedor (or Choi)!

 

http://i30.tinypic.com/28k0cx1.jpg

 

But whose to say even little guys can't take on bigger fighters?

 

 

Here's how this is going to go down!

 

- Everyone who wants to participate signs a 265+ contract, regardless of weight of their fighter.

 

- Bouts will be arranged by drawing names from a hat, for true MADNESS. The hat drawing will be televised. This baby's got hella production values.

 

- Managers may enter multiple fighters. When I am doing random drawings to determine bouts I will removed the other fighters for each manager to make sure no managers have two of their own fighters facing off. However, that only goes for the first round. If multiple fighters for the same manager advance, they may face each other later. Fight fair, fight hard.

 

- Rounds will be every two weeks starting early next month, until we have a winner. Fighters fight on regardless of injuries, they are just that tough!

 

- The prize will be 10,000 cash for the winner. However, the true prize is knowing that your fighter is bad enough to take on anyone, regardless of size.

 

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "I'm pretty bad. I'm pretty tough. But am I tough enough to take on the best in any weight class?" Well, you'll never find out if you don't put your fighters up for the HYPER TYPHOON. Space is very limited. I already have most of the roster filled, there are AT MOST 3-4 slots left open. Drop your fighter's ID in this thread and I'll put him on the list. If it completely fills, we may take a few alternates.

 

More information will be coming tomorrow. In the meantime, I leave you with an important question. Are you bad enough?

 

 

FYI Hung Dong already won this thing that was quick

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With two fighters entering into the TYPHOON CUP I am definitely looking forward to the extra 10k.

 

Look out for the Egyptian Camel Submitting "Hidden Temple" Azad Naja http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=11743 weighing in at an astounding 175 pounds.

 

And even more threatening to the overall health of any fighter he faces, the offspring of a governmental experiment to breed a world dominating super-human race, from Kassel, Germany!!! Tobias "Der Teufel" KAPPUTTSKI!!!! http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=9818

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The competitors are now locked in! Sixteen tremendous fighters, ready to put it all on the line. Not for money. Not for fame. But for the knowledge that they are truly the best!

 

The Fighters - The competitors are sorted from last seeded to first. Why? Because this is all about being willing to take risks. Those who are most daring come first.

 

Fighters

 

 

16. Smarky Malarkey

15. Marco "Catunta" Kolo

14. "Chief Justice" Brian Dickson

13. Keiji "Arashi" Hashimoto

12. Azad "Hidden Temple" Naja

11. Ingua Badalaageira

10. "Der Tuefel" Tobias Kapputtski

9. "Captain" Brandon Dureon

8. Tucker "The Truck" Johnson

7. Hunter Stone

6. "Handsome" Gouda Swanson

5. Marcello Magalhaes

4. "Iron" Will Hardy

3. Hung "The Masticator" Dong

2. Hiro "DESTOROYAH" Takayama

1. "The Vanquisher" Atilla Leopoldo

 

Alternates

Sandy "Windy Windkloppel" McSouthers

 

Let's have a big hand for the fighters! They do it for the fans, folks.

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Dickson is preparing by oiling himself up while doing naked splits from chairs and watching Bloodsport on repeat.

 

My body's ready

My heart's on fire

I'm gonna push it over the wire

Perfect timing

Tight as a drum

The final battle's already won

 

I'm taking hold of every moment

Given strength by the breath of life

I'm gonna stake my claim

I fight to survive!

 

Kumite! Kumite!

Kumite! Kumite!

 

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Dickson is preparing by oiling himself up while doing naked splits from chairs and watching Bloodsport on repeat.

 

My body's ready

My heart's on fire

I'm gonna push it over the wire

Perfect timing

Tight as a drum

The final battle's already won

 

I'm taking hold of every moment

Given strength by the breath of life

I'm gonna stake my claim

I fight to survive!

 

Kumite! Kumite!

Kumite! Kumite!

 

 

Arent you a little young for full contact?

 

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RHOE GOES BERSERK

 

It is a great honour for us to anounce that the Hyper Typhoon Grand Prix will be brought to you courtsey of New York based Berserker Nutrition. A driving force both in nutritional development and fighter support, Berserker Nutrition has kindly agreed to issue a 3000 dollar sponsorship to the winner of the entire event.*

 

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the Berserker in the dog

 

A true Berserker recognizes no limits, not even those of size. To demonstrate this, Berserker Nutritions have decided to issue another sponsorship of 3000 dollars.* This is to go to the fighter who wins the fight with the greatest weight difference.

 

 

But please remember: This generosity comes with a price. Support your local Berserker store and prove that you too recognize no limits and no defeat!

 

Berserker Nutrition - The Name You Know

 

 

*The sponsorship will be for 45 days.

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Is it wrong Im excited more about this than my Champs first title defence? :D

 

Its such an awesome idea, also Im good to see Berserker Nutrition is throwing some bank into this. The guy in charge is a legend and has always done well by me in the past. Hopefully his gamble will pay off because 6k is quite a bit.

 

Cant wait to get this underway.

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Get pumped!

 

 

There's a storm coming!

 

http://i26.tinypic.com/3445yf5.jpg

 

Remember - this is single elimination! Injured fighters fight on! Daring is paramount!

 

And tonight...each fighter shall learn who he will face in the ring.

 

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Who shall survive, and who shall perish?

 

This has got to be the best open weight championship to date.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAa5rP64YbQ#t=2m47s

 

 

 

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Remember - this is single elimination! Injured fighters fight on! Daring is paramount!

 

And tonight...each fighter shall learn who he will face in the ring.

 

http://i30.tinypic.com/hth5qq.png

 

dude you should totally, put the fighters weight class beside his name :smile_anim:

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dude you should totally, put the fighters weight class beside his name :smile_anim:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiIC5qcXeNU#t=0m11s

 

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RHOE GOES BERSERK

 

It is a great honour for us to anounce that the Hyper Typhoon Grand Prix will be brought to you courtsey of New York based Berserker Nutrition. A driving force both in nutritional development and fighter support, Berserker Nutrition has kindly agreed to issue a 3000 dollar sponsorship to the winner of the entire event.*

 

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the Berserker in the dog

 

A true Berserker recognizes no limits, not even those of size. To demonstrate this, Berserker Nutritions have decided to issue another sponsorship of 3000 dollars.* This is to go to the fighter who wins the fight with the greatest weight difference.

 

 

But please remember: This generosity comes with a price. Support your local Berserker store and prove that you too recognize no limits and no defeat!

 

Berserker Nutrition - The Name You Know

 

 

*The sponsorship will be for 45 days.

Thanks a lot for your contribution!

 

Berserker nutrition is just the first of many other companies that will be involved in the ULTRA TYPHOON. This event crosses all over the world!

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

RIO DE JANEIRO -- The hype surrounding the upcoming Hyper Typhoon Grand Prix open-weight tournament just got more intense today, with the announcement that premier Rio gym Casa Dos Campeões (House of Champions) will be awarding the value of eight weeks of training at the CDC to the winner of the fight with the highest fight rating during the tournament.

 

"I applaud RHoE for taking a risk and holding the first open-weight tournament in the history of the MMATycoon world," said gym president Charlie Foxtrot. "There can only be one winner of the tournament, but sometimes the fights you remember the most aren't the championship fights... they're the undercard fights that bring everyone to their feet. We want to celebrate the fighter that lets it all hang out for the win and gives the crowd a great time."

 

Since it's expected that the grand prix will turn out several exciting match-ups, the tiebreaking statistic will be the person with the most accurate striking percentage, including both punches and kicks, in the stand-up outside of the clinch.

 

Casa Dos Campeões has quickly made a reputation for itself in Rio as the gym that has it all. Several title-holders call the CDC their home, as demonstrated by the gym's ever-growing Wall of Champions. With all-Elite multidisciplinary coaches, both scheduled and by-appointment sparring sessions in all disciplines, pristine facilities and brand new equipment, and involved and responsive management, the Casa is the perfect place for fighters of all styles and skill levels. Membership is capped at 175 to keep class sizes low and usually runs full, but currently there are openings available. Come join Casa Dos Campeões today, before it's too late!

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One of Rio's largest gyms, Rough House, tosses it's name into the mix as the 3rd place finisher of the Hyper Typhoon Grand Prix will receive one month of complimentary training services from the gym.

 

Already home to fighters partaking in this historic event Rough House wishes the best of luck to the competitors.

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Since all the cool kids are doing it

 

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Rio Combat Grappling would like to offer up a month TWO months! of free training to the runner-up of the tournament - or cash equivalent if for some reason you don't want the best training Rio has to offer. Which would be doubly absurd because you clearly need it since you came second.

 

EDIT : haha well according to the official page I'm offering a two month prize - so that's $4k to the runner up!

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The final contestant is now locked in, the card is complete. I also want to take a moment to thank our extremely generous sponsors. The first post will be updated soon to reflect your amazing prizes. Buy their products! Train at their gyms!

 

Finally, there is now a poster for the first round!

 

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv258/GrifterX9/rnd1poster.jpg

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