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Thomas Howard (2-0) 145 division (won't let me post avatar)

 

So I guess I am facing some BJJ specialist in Jimi Aldo for my next fight. He's 1-0 but I am 2-0 and have tree trunk legs to send to his face. If he thinks he is going to take me down and fold my limbs he must be mistaken. My defensive ground game is to good and he will fail. Once he fails he will be kissing the mat once my shin kisses his head. Good luck buddy, but I'm going for that belt not you

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Tom "Surfer" King

I am on a two fight winning streak after losing my belt and I want it back! Hattu, the current champ, is a Ko-machine and I am a bonus-machine. Send out the fight offer and let the fans enjoy a super spectacular fight ! We both aren't booked for a fight and this is the fight everyone wants to see. The former champ vs the current one. Ko vs bonus. Tough vs tough. This is a fight for the ages!

Hopefully my fight of today was good enough for Ko ot fight of the night! I love these bonuses because they allow me to buy myself a new surfboard! :)
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Holy shit, life is really fun on the island!! Solitude is the best thing that happened to me since I received my first blowjob!

I am ready for another challenge and go after my belt. It belongs in my house by the sea where everyone can enjoy looking at it for a meager 5 dollar.

Hannu is a good champion, as he has KO power and a granite chin, but don't be fooled by my good looks champ. I am coming for my belt and you won't be able to hold on to it for long enough. On a sidenote, thanks for (t)Ko'ing Yamamoto. I can't stand these irritating little pricks that only want to lay on the ground and cuddle. That's not fighting, that's making out and I only do that with women! You have 5 (t)KO wins in 7 fights and a grand total of zero bonuses. I have 3(t)KO wins, but then again, I have 6 (!!!!) FOTN bonuses. Eat that champ!! When I step into that cage, I bring entertainment and that's why the people love me. I am the people's champ at the moment, but I'll be the real champ again soon as well.

Update: I just inked a new 5 fight deal. Thanks for the confidence in me boss!

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Tom "Surfer" King

Holy shit, life is really fun on the island!! Solitude is the best thing that happened to me since I gave my first blowjob!

I am ready for another challenge and go after my belt. blah, blah, blah

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Keto Belle (7-2-0)

I can't believe you're still here lingering around like a bad smell. If I'd have cherry picked my way back to the top of the division like you I certainly wouldn't be gloating about it and claiming I was 'the real champ'. Not that it will happen but what you gonna do if you're lucky enough to beat Haapana......ask never to fight ground guys like last time?

I'd take some weight loss and come down and kick your ass if I wasn't 100% sure you would duck the fight with some lame excuse about not being ready.

 

Anyway, I'm really here to let Saraev and Delacroix know that I'm coming for the winner of the fight. I'm taking my belt back so don't get too comfortable with it around your waist.

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And so another foe is crushed. I expected more from Honeybottom, I expected him to have learned from our last encounter, but unfortunately, it seems he failed to do so, and history has repeated itself. I await my next challenge from the Heavyweight division, and if I cannot find it here, I may look for others to come forth and challenge me from another org, or else take on another champion here in Solitude.


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And so another foe is crushed. I expected more from Honeybottom, I expected him to have learned from our last encounter, but unfortunately, it seems he failed to do so, and history has repeated itself. I await my next challenge from the Heavyweight division, and if I cannot find it here, I may look for others to come forth and challenge me from another org, or else take on another champion here in Solitude.

 

 

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please sign me so i can put this punk to sleep just sign !!

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please sign me so i can put this punk to sleep

 

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Worthless parasite, even if you were to sign with the org, you would need to work your way up to me.

Talk less and act more, and maybe I will grace your face with my fists.

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My apologies, I did not realise you were a stuttering fuck who requires multiple instances to make one point.



I have a fight already booked, sign up and prove you are better than the rest of the fighters I have already vanquished and then we shall do battle.


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Keto Belle (7-2-0)

I can't believe you're still here lingering around like a bad smell. If I'd have cherry picked my way back to the top of the division like you I certainly wouldn't be gloating about it and claiming I was 'the real champ'. Not that it will happen but what you gonna do if you're lucky enough to beat Haapana......ask never to fight ground guys like last time?

I'd take some weight loss and come down and kick your ass if I wasn't 100% sure you would duck the fight with some lame excuse about not being ready.

 

Anyway, I'm really here to let Saraev and Delacroix know that I'm coming for the winner of the fight. I'm taking my belt back so don't get too comfortable with it around your waist.

 

 

 

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Tom "Surfer" King

Hey big boy, lose a few lbs and back up your words! Lets meet at 155lbs , right in the middle. I am a 145lbs fighter, you are 170lbs, so what do you say now? I'm waiting for your excuses to avoid having to fight the guy with 6 FOTN's on his resume already. You can talk, but can you fight? I'm guessing that your balls are too far up your ass and that you run faster than Floyd Mayweather with two turbos attached to him, so lets see if I am wrong and that you will accept the challenge.

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Ah ok, didn't knew that. In that case, I am ok with fighting fuckface in his own division and let him have that advantage. Otherwise he wouldn't stand a chance anyway :P I come to fight every single time and my FOTN bonuses prove that. But first, I want my belt back! Perhaps Keto 'Pussy' Belle can try and to the same and then we do champ vs champ...


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My apologies, I did not realise you were a stuttering fuck who requires multiple instances to make one point.

I have a fight already booked, sign up and prove you are better than the rest of the fighters I have already vanquished and then we shall do battle.

 

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i am signed punk

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in 3 days the Hammer will be the champion!!

 

 

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Arthur Schopenhauer

"You're funny... and I like your ushanka hat... I'll try not to discerp, delimb and dismember you. Don't get your hopes up, though, I've tried and failed exact same thing with five out of six people I faced before you.

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"You're funny... and I like your ushanka hat... I'll try not to discerp, delimb and dismember you. Don't get your hopes up, though, I've tried and failed exact same thing with five out of six people I faced before you.

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better hope you get the takedown thats your only chance !

escapes dont fail me now !lol

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Tom "Surfer" King

In that case, I am ok with fighting fuckface in his own division and let him have that advantage.

 

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Keto Belle (7-2-0)

Please make this fight happen! I can't wait to hear this loser's excuses why he won't take the fight, or if by some miracle he does accept I can't wait to hear his excuses after he loses.

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