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Andy Carroll having a moment with his manager, GBK, after being knocked out 40 seconds into the first round by Ozzy McKane.

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"G.. it can't be..."

 

"I'm so sorry Andy."

 

"G.. no.."

 

"Andy, yes..."

 

 

 

definition / ran into Big Bad Mr Karter and got an ass kicking.

 

 

 

 

Ozzy and Chris Karter declined to comment on Andy Carroll's currently hospitalized state. Andy still hasn't recovered or been seen on the MMA scene since his 40 second defeat. Meanwhile, Ozzy has went on to defend the title two consecutive times. To be fair, with GBK gameplanning for him, he lasted longer than he should of.

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P4P #64
26 years old
16-3-0
9 KO - 6 SUB - 1 DEC

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Ozzy McKane

Chris Karter

Reporter

We're here with Chris Karter and the welterweight champion of Insanity, Ozzy "The Irish Hand Grenade" McKane. Thanks for sitting down with us. Chris, we'll start with you. You signed Ozzy as an 8-1 fighter coming off a two year layoff from professional fighting, how surprised are you with his success?

"Not at all. I obviously have an eye for talent. This case wasn't any different. We're happy with his recent success, but I'm still kind of bummed out about his two losses to be honest."

In his defense, the majority decision was very controversial. Most fans scored a pretty one sided fight in favor of McKane.

"The judge's scoring the Loosa fight were blind, deaf, and dumb but that can happen when you don't finish a fight. And don't get me started on his loss to Johnny Shamrock. Embarrassing."

"Shamrock got Irish blood in em. I beat 'em once before. If it weren't da Irish in him, than it was yer gameplannin' that held me back."

"Don't blame me because you can't land takedowns."

"I got em down three times!"

"You pulled guard twice - and don't get me started on that drunken irish shit you call jiu jitsu."

I think you're being a little hard on him. Ozzy has 6 wins by submission and a brown belt in jiu jitsu...

"Ozzy submitted a bunch of scrubs. He got his brown belt drinkin' ale and takin' shots of whisky off a hookers tit in some pub outside of Galway."

"Aye - Drunken Irish Jujitsu."

Alright you guys are insane. We're off track so let's cut to the chase, what's next for Ozzy "Insane" McKane?

"That's got a ring to it. What's next? The fucking world man. One punch at a time."

"Recently contacted Mega Jug at EVO, we were looking for a short notice fight verse any top ranked fighter on the planet He wanted Edgowan Conan. After talking to John (Hetfield) we found out that the trilogy with Victor Loosa is on the horizon for Insanity 119 in Madison Square Garden."

Settling a beef, I think the fans will like it. How do you feel about the upcoming fight?

"I'm excited. It certainly is no fight with Conan, but it'll be a war. Sure as hell gonna finish it this time 'round."

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LUCAS LODANO




REPORTER: I am here with Lucas Lodano and his manager Rogelio Cottonfloss. Another Cottonfloss fighter will finish out the interview time with us as Lodano will be leaving early to do another one of his Silly Billy readings. Anyhow, Rogelio, it is no secret you are a mid-level manager. How frustrating have these past two Lodano losses been for you?



COTTONFLOSS: Well, I am certainly not going to put Lucas on blast because, except perhaps for my minor stint with NGF that prevented it from dying right away after a certain merger buyout, he is likely the only reason anyone in mma really knows my name even if I have lucked out and had a few good fighters come to my camp.



REPORTER: Also, why did you lie to us and not allow Lodano to speak to us earlier?



COTTONFLOSS: Perhaps we forgot. Perhaps the questions you provided were stupid. Perhaps Silly Billy commitments took precedence. It wasn't intentional. Anyhow, Lodano has to leave soon, so he will speak now about the TTFC news.



LODANO: It is kind of sad that another fine org I have been involved with will be closing shortly after I have arrived. And while I only went 5-4 in TTFC, it was a better 5-4 than anyone could have imagined. Three TTFC title fight wins and an Olympic appearance are not too shabby.



REPORTER: Are you retiring soon and devoting yourself solely to children's writing?



LODANO: You never know in this business when your manager will depart ways with you and/or it may be time to call it career so as to preserve your legacy. The answer, however, is no. Even if turns out that being a top 100 p4p fighter again is an elusive pipe dream, I am only 28 and still have a lot of fight left in me. Furthermore, I am looking forward to going to MFN and earning the right for a title fight shot. Well, I must excuse myself now, but here comes Victor Loosa.



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VICTOR LOOSA





REPORTER: We were expecting someone with a bigger name, but I guess this makes sense due to Karter and McKane calling attention to your controversial decision win over Ozzy prior to your upcoming championship bout him.



LOOSA: Hey, a win is a win is a win. However, Ozzy and his manager have reason to be disappointed. I guess the judges were shocked I pulled off a reversal against the likes of Ozzy in that first round and my actually attempting to sub him in the third round. It was enough for the win.



REPORTER: Do you really think the decision in your second fight would have went your way if you had merely one successful reversal and one sub attempt?



LOOSA: Why not? In fact, I think McKane knew that as well. He only tried three takedowns in that fight. Of course he isn't scared of me and my ground game, but he was afraid of losing a decision to me again. Check this: While he only tried five takedowns in the first fight, he attempted 15 submissions in that fight. Do you know how many he attempted in the victory? One. Man, I sometimes wish I had a better manager like Chris Karter. Did you know that he is in the discussions of being the GOAT manager and I am stuck with a guy named Cottonfloss? Ridiculous.



COTTONFLOSS: You know I am still here, right?



LOOSA: Anyhow, maybe I will come up with my own gameplan this time. Or maybe I can get those blind, deaf, and dumb judges Karter was talking about for the trilogy fight?



REPORTER: You really don't have confidence in your corner, do you?



LOOSA: Or maybe I will just get one reversal and try one takedown and reclaim my belt. Confidence. Good question. We are together for a reason, but you did see how Lodano was ripped to shreds by a Dean Sutherland fighter. It is not so much lack of confidence per se, but that I have a stupid manager. But, as I just said, I do want to have that belt again. We will see what happens.

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P4P #52
26 years old
17-3-0
9 KO - 6 SUB - 2 DEC

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"That was a closer fight than it should of been, but I make no excuses. I beat him in all aspects of the game; striking, clinch, ground. But he stood tough and made it to the final bell, and maybe even stole a couple rounds, but the true champ is still standing here with the belt in his hand. I've cleaned this division out. It's time for another Insanity champion to step up to the plate. I don't care if I have to drop down a weight class or move up one, but nobody is safe from the wrath of Ozzy McKane."

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26 years old
18-3-0
9 KO - 7 SUB - 2 DEC

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"It was an honor to fight a fellow Irishmen, Norman Parke, and my hat is off ta'ya lad for comin' up to face me, I am a beast - it was no easy fight for ya lad, but I am the best that ever done it here and I proved that today. I put on a technical clinic for the true mixed martial art fans out d'ere. It's impossible not to appreciate the technique I display. I wasn't showing off for the PPV, I barely broke a sweat. I'll take Monday off, and be back at it again Tuesday. Damn shame Insanity is closing it's doors, so I'd like to thank John Hetfield for all the time he has invested here, and thank you for not stiffin' me on any more awards, you award stiffin' bastard child. Y'know I should av' three more knockout of the night awards on my shelf."

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Org Note: Before his final Insanity fight, the record of McKane is 17-3-0, and all of those have been with Insanity. 9 title fights, and one more to go tonight against Norman Parke. McKane is a true fighter, and entertaining persona both in and outside the cage. He is one of the fan favorites because of his attitude, and performance in the cage. In his final Insanity fight, he will have a chance to take on another Hall of Famer and show the world how good he is.

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Recapping Ozzy's career at Insanity...

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Ozzy first captured the title with a rear naked choke vs undefeated champion Jeremy Smith in the 5th round at Insanity 28

TBA

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"Dangerous" Daniel O'Sullivan
29 year old
155
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19-8-1

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"Top notch work Ozzy! Was tough watching a fellow Northern Irishman fight against another Irishman, big fan of both you and Norman Parke and unfortunately there could only be one winner. With you having your next fight confirmed already and with Norman Parke the last Insanity LW champion, it looks like my next fight could be against my fellow Northern Irishman.

Looking forward to your next fight and all of the pre-fight entertainment which I'll be expecting to see in the build up!"

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Insanity Champion, Insane Ozzy McKane, signs with Trinity following his 1st round victory over LW champion Norman Parke.




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Ozzy smiles after being informed that Shinyo Jintao accepted the title fight offer



"I was happy when he (Jintao) accepted the fight offer because this fighter is managed by Dean Sutherland. If recent history has taught us anything, it's that Dean Sutherland isn't scared to indiscriminately decline a fight offer. After I unify the titles, I'm going to roll Bryden Epicity over like a cheap hooker and kick his arse out my division."


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McKane is a poor mans Bobby Shamrock. McKane has only had one legit opponent his whole career.

 

Ozzy McKane vs Johnny Shamrock - Bobby Shamrock's brother.

 

McKane throws a pinpoint strike between Shamrock's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Shamrock crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and McKane scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ozzy McKane!

 

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Ozzy McKane vs entire Insanity 170 lb division

 

 

"Lest you not be reminded, who's your daddy Johnny?"

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Ozzy McKane vs Johnny Shamrock - Bobby Shamrock's brother.

 

McKane throws a pinpoint strike between Shamrock's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Shamrock crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and McKane scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ozzy McKane!

 

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Ozzy McKane vs entire Insanity 170 lb division

 

 

"Lest you not be reminded, who's your daddy Johnny?"

 

ahahahahah excellent :D

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MMA RECORD 15-8-1


TRINITY RECORD 2-0-0


Former Troid Welterweight Champion



I want you next. Im throwing it down to you, now your little hype train has stopped get in the cage with me and get mauled. I want the title and you are my next stepping stone were both free to fight lets do it soon as possible.



JD OUT!!!!


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"I wasn't tapping to strikes. I got eye poked and tried to call a timeout cuz the ref didn't see it. Jintao took advantage of his opportunity. I will have my revenge. As for JD - I'll fight whoever they put in front of me. I'll fight a fuggin' heavyweight if that's what it takes to get another crack at that jap. If I have to smash a bottle of jack over yer head to get to that belt, so be it."


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