YerMaw Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 How Steel is having counselling to over come his distaste of Scottish people. Lol the sassenach has a problem with scots? I would never have guessed... it would appear that you have a borderline homoerotic fixation with dinoo (seeing as how you can't seem to stop talking about him) - anything you want to get off your chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted February 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Dean and I do talk quite regularly via pm. I'm kind a like a RL mentor for the lad! I also target guys who can take a joke and respond like Dean or Karter, or get a rage on like JLP, or just enjoy having the shit ripped out of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted February 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 and you Donald are new to the game, but also Scottish and in Qlimax. a Gay jock noob, are you also ginger and on benefits to top off my chortle! if you are its OK, I am not prejudice, you just fit the stereotype I have for your creed. shall be joust some more... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YerMaw Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Nah I don't swing that way, sorry to disappoint you. But resident to the superior country in the un-united kingdom - to these sins I confess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted February 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Fine, now this is my train set, so do one Jock. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YerMaw Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 More stereotypical sassenach behaviour - did you also get buggered in private school? That would explain a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YerMaw Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Oh sorry 'public school' as you strange people call it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 More stereotypical sassenach behaviour - did you also get buggered in private school? That would explain a lot He hit the trifecta when it came to being buggered - being Catholic choir boy, being in a second tier private school with creepy janitors and his family members being supporters of the Conservative party. I would use the word "rent boy" but Steel was never paid; he actually rather enjoyed it. I am sure he will tell that story at some point. Also seen the comment about me and Steel talking via PM. He shares stories about him and his friends, I tell him to stop being retarded while setting sliders in Tycoon and giving him some guidance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted February 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 One week ago, Qlimax HQ Amsterdam. A secretive meeting is taking place in a penthouse suite hired by Dean Sutherland, leader of the newly founded Qlimax MMA Alliance, and subsidiary of the Pride Corporations Relax Club, founded by Holly Johnson. Johnson, Sutherland, Duphus, Cranmore, Vendarra and Brophy discuss their plans for Qlimax becoming a global MMA phenom. Sutherland, a squat chubby man, pulls hard on his L&B Silver cigarette, as he struggles to contain his boredom as Bob Vendarra, joins the conversation about Johnsons upcoming Relax tribute night, where he has requested that Qlimax's top 10 fighters wait on tables in spandex and gimp masks. Vendarra "Yes, well I think Boy George should headline the concert." Cranmore, the 'special friend' of Sutherland, struggles to keep his head from rocking forward into unconsciousness as Vendarra looks to continue voicing his opinion. Sutherland necks a 5th double expresso, and Brophy pops a super strength pro-plus on the off chance Vendarra has something remotely interesting to say. Duphus, the Qlimax Alliances best manager hasn't looked up from his iphone 6 since the meeting started, as is the norm with the veteran he is scouring the dark web for porn. Vendarra continues to speak but he has lost his audience, and Sutherland, scratching his arse and belching struggles to stand, his belly suddenly revealing itself from beneath his white cropped t-shirt. Brophy struggles to keep a straight face, but the bleach denim shorts that Sutherland has struggled to squeeze into, are too much, and he turns away, keen to not show his distress in front of his colleagues. Inside Brophy is in turmoil, he left Vendetta to form a new great alliance under the tutelage of Dean Sutherland, he certainly didn't sign up for this! Brophy, swallows hard and offers his opinion: "Cant we leave the concert to Holly, if he can get Boy George then fine, and any proceeds we receive will be much appreciated so we can finance the support of our young managers." Vendarra looks frustrated. As a life long Chameleon fan, and 'face' on the Dam night club scene, Vendarra was hoping he could demonstrate to Holly his Super fan status. Cranmore wakes with a start as he realises his 'Deany' is about to offer an opinion. Sutherland "Aye, well ders mer impertant shite gern doon nixt week in Noo York. Dat prick Steel is dern is interverw an is gern expose some shit i dern wan exposin. Am gerna fuck up is live shew an git der ting stopped." As Sutherland leans forward to pull out another cigarette, Brophy glares in horror as he notices Cranmore has become fixated on Sutherlands work mans crack. Cranmore sees Brophy staring at him and looks away shamefaced. Brophy "Dean that will achieve nothing. You have to ride this out buddy, Steel has too much info since he signed Karter Jnr, the kid grew up with Convicted all around him, and now Lance and Karter Snr think your a prick, its not a good situation. Just leave it, don't let Steel bait you, you know he likes to wind guys up." Dean "Ay canne let the English upper scherl tory wanker git awaey wi slammin mi naem, Donny lad, yer wi me?" Cranmore "Aye Deany, Ae wiv ya man." 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YerMaw Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 2/10 - no mention of heroin, swedgers, buckie or any of the other things which make Scotland great. But props for projecting your homosexual insecurities on other people Just come out of the closet man, it's okay - we won't judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted February 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Fox Sports would like to apologise for the delay in part 2 of the eagerly anticipated 'Peel Steel, The Interview'. The Producers kindly request that noobs and blue noses read the 'Dean Sutherland Jnr - Doing it his Way' thread, so they have a background on the story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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