bjornmma1 Posted March 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png After my 5month retirement period, I'm pretty damn proud about the path that led me to the top! Not just proud about the opponents that I beat, but even more about the finishes. I do not like decision fighters and will hang up my gloves the day that I wake up and want to try and win by decision. http://i66.tinypic.com/vyw6lw.png I have my next bout already lined up, against Mike McLaughlin who has been doing amazing lately as well. He shocked most of the MMA community last night, when he beat Friedrich Alzheimer. I was actually looking forward to fighting Alzheimer myself, but his time will come once he has built himself up again. Now McLaughlin gets his chance at eternal glory in two weeks time. My strategy will be simple : I want to win the fight by stoppage. Our paths crossed before at a very early stage in our careers and I won by submission with a slick armbar. I would prefer to hand him his first (t)KO loss this time around, but would take another submission win as well. I plan to go down in MMA-history as the most brutal 135lbs fighter of all time. So far, I have been doing the right things to back that claim up, so it is up to me now to keep up the brutal stoppage wins and become the king of MMA. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra7 Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 Part of me as a manager wants to have a fight between you and ray Mancini but he is prolly to low for your satisfaction No response yet I see lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted March 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 Part of me as a manager wants to have a fight between you and ray Mancini but he is prolly to low for your satisfaction No response yet I see lol http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png You gave the answer yourself already in your first comment. You must be on some seriously powerful drugs to believe that I would be interested in fighting a 32-year old pencil with a record of 16-15-0, 10(t)ko losses and a P4P rank of 3933. Win your next 100 fights and I might consider you somewhat relevant. Until then, shut up. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted March 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png All the way from Kolmanskop to this... fuck yeah!!!! http://i65.tinypic.com/w8m6bn.png To see the replay of my 15th stoppage win, that got me to the number one P4P spot, click the link below: http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=961270 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imcool Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Rather impressive run from Yurmommy. Well done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thb Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b1/b1863ec001f174e2d9a3cc0ad89aad0cbf78ddd297256b891bd8ff4662f3f044.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Congrats big dawg ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB90 Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Yurmommy is so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. Congrats, well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skull Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Nice one, congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted March 31, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 Thanks guys! When I got Hoi to number two p4p, it sucked badly that he was unable to get the top spot. Now luckily, my killer midget has done the job like a boss Yurmommy for president! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted April 1, 2019 Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 Great job Bjorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted April 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png http://i65.tinypic.com/w8m6bn.png A big thank you to all my fans! I would like to thank as well specifically a few people: 1) Billy Arseworth, who is letting me train in his gym with his top guys, so that I do not have to be in my manager his shit gym with his 'military' projects. 2) Adam Leigh, because he does such damn cool previews/reviews about me. Feels like he has a little mancrush on me though... 3) Randall McSweeny, who is a fantastic org owner and who is always looking to give me the toughest opponents around, so that I can keep proving myself. 4) Louis Princip, who manages Nick Shamrock and who is an absolute stud. He has huge balls and never hesitated a second when he was asked to do the rematch. I look very much forward to our inevitable trilogy fight! 5) All the other ones that I did not mention specifically and who will hate my guts now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted April 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png http://i65.tinypic.com/w8m6bn.png It's my 31st birthday today and I feel generous.250k reward for the person with the most original/interesting birthday wishes for my 31st birthday! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakePhoenix Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png http://i65.tinypic.com/w8m6bn.png It's my 31th birthday today and I feel generous. 250k reward for the person with the most original/interesting birthday wishes for my 31th birthday! 31th is not a real thing. It's 31st. You must be even dumber than you look, and that's quite an accomplishment considering that cheesy mustache and lopsided afro. Happy fucking birthday, moron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJMitchell Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Happy 31st birthday to a man who for 13 years has believed himself to be someones mother. I support you and your LGBTQIA+ lifestyle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazzypants Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 I'm not sure how the people of Namibia (or German South West Africa as Otto von Bismarck would prefer it called) celebrate birthdays. So I'll stick with the traditional Happy Birthday and hopefully if one of my fighters gets in the cage with Yurmommy he can give him the traditional birthday punches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsdaugh Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Happy Birthday Champ! I challenge you to a different look for your next fight. Either shave the 70's porn stache or keep it and shave off your afro. Maybe corn rows lol. Either way it's still you but giving a different look and if you don't like it you can always grow it back. Heck maybe a blue or red track suit as well. Enjoy it bro and congrats on being a great HOF from my DARE organization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubberWinger Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Your mama loves you since the beginning of your days and she is your number #1 fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra7 Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png You gave the answer yourself already in your first comment. You must be on some seriously powerful drugs to believe that I would be interested in fighting a 32-year old pencil with a record of 16-15-0, 10(t)ko losses and a P4P rank of 3933. Win your next 100 fights and I might consider you somewhat relevant. Until then, shut up. Consider him relevant you say? He is facing guys at least 2-3x his size and weight and has the balls to go hardcore. Sure he gets punched around but he keeps going. In fact he has gotten management approval from WVTFL owner alfred winterbottom to fight against simon who come fight times weighs at 600 lbs. I'm sure his performance in the ring speaks for itself despite his .500 record 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsieur.Camara Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Consider him relevant you say? He is facing guys at least 2-3x his size and weight and has the balls to go hardcore. Sure he gets punched around but he keeps going. In fact he has gotten management approval from WVTFL owner alfred winterbottom to fight against simon who come fight times weighs at 600 lbs. I'm sure his performance in the ring speaks for itself despite his .500 record lol no jokes you gotta gve Raichu the 250k this came out of nowhere LOL, it's epic in it's own Raichu way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightGame26 Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Huge fan of Yurmommy let me the walk out song keep it up m8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imcool Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15404043335305.gif Anyone believe in Underdog stories?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted April 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15404043335305.gif Anyone believe in Underdog stories?! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png http://i65.tinypic.com/w8m6bn.png What happened to your face? You switched from looking like a ninja turtle with face paint into a bullied computer geek with farts on fire and all of that in just one day! What do you have in mind for fight night...? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imcool Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14391921581862.png Eyeam Yurmommy http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/belt/20181219033433JTCdi2y.png http://i65.tinypic.com/w8m6bn.png What happened to your face? You switched from looking like a ninja turtle with face paint into a bullied computer geek with farts on fire and all of that in just one day! What do you have in mind for fight night...? I'm listenin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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