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Noob fund is closed, please stop messaging me

I'll be back when the game isn't what it has been the last 10 years. We're playing Fifa 10 in 2023.

So it was you who keeps sending me fucking noobs for the noob fund. Nah, I closed that thing a while back(I sent the last guy some cash cause....who gives a shit? lol). One more commitment left(1 fighter in a tournament) and I can flip this prehistoric dinosaur of a "game" the bird. Owners a lazy chode, there's only so long a person can play the EXACT SAME FUCKING game for.

Game changed a ton in the last 3-4 years!!!! Prepare to be dazzledddddd

You've vanished without a word for 2+ years soooooooo.....yeeeeee......

For what? He didn't even bother leaving a single comment on your thread to at least acknowledge that there is a need for major updates.

So you're still alive, that's good!

"Game's not broken, game's just fine" Can't make a text based game work properly in 15 years 🤣

"Our dedicated 24/7 tech support is on the case! Please be assured that this will be resolved swiftly! Your satisfaction is of utmost importance to us!" - MMAT Rectal Rooter Support Committee

The Purple Headed Mayo Slinger-in-Charge hasn't given a shit about the game in years. Good luck trying to get him to do anything.

The Purple Headed Mayo Slinger-in-Charge hasn't given a shit about the game in years. Good luck trying to get him to do anything.

Sent $50,000 to 143308. Noob fund balance: $1,129,000 PLEASE DM ME IN-GAME IF YOU NEED HELP FROM THE NOOB FUND!!! JUST POSTING HERE MIGHT TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET YOUR CASH.

Sent $50,000 to 143147. Noob fund balance: $1,179,000 PLEASE DM ME IN-GAME IF YOU NEED HELP FROM THE NOOB FUND!!! JUST POSTING HERE MIGHT TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET YOUR CASH.

Sent $50,000 to 131173. Noob fund balance: $1,229,000 PLEASE DM ME IN-GAME IF YOU NEED HELP FROM THE NOOB FUND!!! JUST POSTING HERE MIGHT TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET YOUR CASH.

I heard he rolled his wheelchair off a roof.

Florida Man A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman. Florida Man strikes again!!!

Another fucking schmuck who starts a tourney and fucks right off. Typical.

Was his name Maurice?

Sent $50,000 to 143015. Noob fund balance: $1,279,000 PLEASE DM ME IN-GAME IF YOU NEED HELP FROM THE NOOB FUND!!! JUST POSTING HERE MIGHT TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET YOUR CASH.

Sent $50,000 to 143008. Noob fund balance: $1,329,000 PLEASE DM ME IN-GAME IF YOU NEED HELP FROM THE NOOB FUND!!! JUST POSTING HERE MIGHT TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET YOUR CASH.

Sent $50,000 to 131173. Noob fund balance: $1,379,000 PLEASE DM ME IN-GAME IF YOU NEED HELP FROM THE NOOB FUND!!! JUST POSTING HERE MIGHT TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET YOUR CASH.

Sent $50,000 to 143019 and 143017. Noob fund balance: $1,429,000 PLEASE DM ME IN-GAME IF YOU NEED HELP FROM THE NOOB FUND!!! JUST POSTING HERE MIGHT TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET YOUR CASH.

Sent $50,000 to 142980. Noob fund balance: $1,529,000 PLEASE DM ME IN-GAME IF YOU NEED HELP FROM THE NOOB FUND!!! JUST POSTING HERE MIGHT TAKE A FEW DAYS TO GET YOUR CASH.

Awwwwww did I hit a nerve?

Highest rank 33 after 2 years of playing. More like #CurrentGooberBackpack instead of #futuregoat