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This morning, I was happily browsing for QFC fights for my 18 year olds in sunny Rio de Janeiro. I was overjoyed when I saw that there was a 265 lbs opponent waiting for a fight, as I have several untested heavies.

As I'm not interested in letting some shitbird nab some easy hype by farming QFCs with 25 year olds, however, I checked who my opponent would be.

 

http://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=367187

This is Romario Brazil, a fighter noted con man Mentor Guru Corleone made to can crush in order to fluff his atrocious record. Obviously I'm not interested in engaging with that horseshit, so I refrained from booking the match.

About an hour later, I was pouring some chemical waste into a nearby river when I heard a bubbling noise. Out of the water burst a 6'7 abomination of hair and unseemly growths. In between its furious growls and random stomping, I could make out the words 'vengeance' and 'dick cream'.

 

http://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=367386

 

Long story short, I booked this eldritch horror a QFC to take on Mentor's can crusher. Tune in on Monday 7th.

 

http://mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=367386&fidb=367187

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Lol, great post.

 

To be fair though, there's nothing wrong with established managers making 25 yr olds...in general.

 

Mentor's been here a long time, and over those years, he has proven he doesn't do well in the fighting aspect of the game. So is he trying to crush cans, or is he trying to be the crushed can for his Walmart alliancemates? Either way, it's pretty weak.

 

But, if I go over someone's roster, and up to half of their fighters are 25 and fighting, and the other is 18 and in the oven...nothing wrong with that. This game has a major potential for boredom and really does favor the patient (something most people aren't). Get some cooking asap, get some fighting asap, get some in ID orgs...no issue. That might be something that Noobs and Returners mess up the most...balance.

 

Nicola-ing is shitty to do...and he's been around long enough to know what that means.

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The Real Battle of the Century takes place tonight at SFL 8 when our main guy Steel takes on Finnfucker friend Jorma in the main event featuring a pair of undefeated fighters. Edison Atunes (16-0) takes on Pate Parret (14-0) in the final RFC vs Underground unification bout. Between these two fighters they combine for 30 fights, 30 wins, 27 knockouts, and more title fights than I'm going to count right now.

 

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WAR ATUNES!

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