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Fight of the Century


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Battle of the Gods  

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  1. 1. Who will win?

    • Kilo Maluga
      8
    • Vunipola Veainu
      2
    • Doctor
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TITANS COLLIDE

14390840437078.png  vs   Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Vunipola Veainu

The P4P King faces the toughest challenge of his career...

In a clash for dominance of the high seas.

Kilo Maluga

faces

"He's more than just an Island Boy"
(easier than his real name)

Is Kilo the greatest hype pirate of all time?

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Vunipola Veainu reacts to Kilo Maluga warming up

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5 minutes ago, Xyel said:

You seem to have misspelled "can-crush" in the title.

How dare you sir? SYN does not book squash matches. Alfredo invited me to an open workout to watch Vunipola Veainu. In my short time there he killed 3 men in sparring and just dragged the bodies on to the beach to continue spelling what seemed to be a giant word.

 

After taking all the Spanish ramblings I could take from Alfredo I left on my SYN force 1 private jet. When we hit the air thats when I finally seen it. KILO in huge letters on the beach made out of countless bodies. I knew the only way to save that Island from Veainu's terror was to give the man what he wanted.

 

I'm just doing the world a favor.

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The biggest threat to Kilo this weekend is Kilo.

"But Mr. Optimus, me no understand, pls explain to me"

Ever been crushing your buddy at something and then you start doing dumb shit and outta nowhere they catch up?

Kilo might come out with some cheesy 100% high kick strategy to try impress the ring girls. Or 100% Clinch, 100% Knees to try impress the king of knees himself Grant "Sweet Ass Knees" Alyoshin.

I got it Kilo 0, Vunipola 0, Complacency 1.

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Vunipola Veainu

        265 lbs, Synchronicity

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2 hours ago, OptimalMMAPicks said:

The biggest threat to Kilo this weekend is Kilo.

"But Mr. Optimus, me no understand, pls explain to me"

Ever been crushing your buddy at something and then you start doing dumb shit and outta nowhere they catch up?

Kilo might come out with some cheesy 100% high kick strategy to try impress the ring girls. Or 100% Clinch, 100% Knees to try impress the king of knees himself Grant "Sweet Ass Knees" Alyoshin.

I got it Kilo 0, Vunipola 0, Complacency 1.

Mixed Martial Arts Fighter - Vunipola Veainu

        265 lbs, Synchronicity

Or Kilo conspires with dirty Hispanics below the Southern border to soak up millions of dollars from forgettable naughty noob...

Kilo does have a history of toying with his prey: Kilo vs McNasty 1

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Kilo showing Grant what "Sweet Ass Knees" looks like:

Maluga lands a big knee! That's hurt Alyoshin! Oh, he's all over the place! Maluga lands another knee that sends Alyoshin to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kilo Maluga!
Kilo Maluga retains his heavyweight title!
As Kilo Maluga got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following:
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody!"

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