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Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round for the most anticipated spectacle since your uncle tried to breakdance at the family reunion: “Just Some Fights 7”! Brought to you by the ever-classy sponsor, Dirty Dicks, this event was held on January 11, 2025, at the Liberty Dome in New York. Let’s dive into the chaos, shall we?   Attendance and Ticket Sales: • Free tickets: 2,250 (Because who wouldn’t want to attend for free?) • Tickets sold: 1,778 (Apparently, 1,778 people didn’t get the memo about the free tickets.) • Total attendance: 4,028 (The Liberty Dome hasn’t seen this much excitement since that one time a pigeon got loose during a basketball game.)   Event Rating: 160.51   (The highest so far, but let’s be honest, it’s like being the tallest dwarf.)   Fight Results: • 205 lbs Bout: • Dusty Rhodeovs. The Wilson • Result: Submission (Triangle Choke) • Round 1, 03:21 • Review:Dusty Rhodeo lassoed The Wilson into a triangle choke faster than you can say “Yeehaw!” Two first-round finishes in a row? Someone’s been eating their Wheaties. • 135 lbs Bout: • Destin Cravenvs. Bartlomiej Jan • Result: TKO (Kick & Punches) • Round 2, 00:37 • Review:Craven unleashed a flurry that left Bartlomiej Jan questioning his life choices. Note to self: Blocking punches with your face is not an effective strategy. • 135 lbs Bout: • Kodiyak Reddvs. Shu Fang Tzeng • Result: Decision (Unanimous) • Round 3, 05:00 • Review:Kodiyak Redd and Shu Fang Tzeng danced around the cage for three rounds, with Redd leading the waltz. Judges unanimously agreed: Redd’s got the moves like Jagger. • 205 lbs Bout: • Omar Bongavs. Bruce Wagner • Result: Submission (Kimura) • Round 1, 01:58 • Review:Omar Bonga twisted Bruce Wagner’s arm into positions that would make a yoga instructor proud. Wagner’s flexibility? Not so much. • 145 lbs Bout: • Tapani Kangasvs. Rocco Damato • Result: Decision (Unanimous) • Round 3, 05:00 • Review:In a bout that could cure insomnia, Kangas edged out Damato. Fight of the Night? More like Nap of the Night. • 185 lbs Bout: • Danny Trejovs. Danielos Tiger • Result: TKO (Strikes) • Round 1, 04:59 • Review:Danny Trejo channeled his inner “Machete” and hacked down Danielos Tiger just before the bell. KO of the Night? More like “Don’t mess with Danny.” • 170 lbs Bout: • Ronaldo Gomesvs. Mr. Bean • Result: Submission (Guillotine) • Round 1, 04:57 • Review:Ronaldo Gomes caught Mr. Bean in a guillotine, proving that slapstick comedy doesn’t translate well to the octagon. • 265 lbs Bout: • Alex Silvavs. Steven Seagal • Result: Submission (Triangle) • Round 1, 01:25 • Review:Alex Silva made quick work of Steven Seagal, who apparently forgot that movie fight scenes aren’t real. • 265 lbs Bout: • Booger Mageevs. Jennson Jameison • Result: KO (Punches) • Round 1, 00:56 • Review:Booger Magee blew away Jennson Jameison in under a minute. Bless you! • 205 lbs Bout: • Erich Von Lewinskivs. Benson Whyte Jr • Result: Submission (Kimura) • Round 1, 04:44 • Review:Erich Von Lewinski locked in a Kimura, leaving Benson Whyte Jr. waving the white flag.   Awards: • Fight of the Night: Tapani Kangas vs. Rocco Damato (Really? Were the judges watching the same fight?) • KO of the Night: Danny Trejo (Because who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned beatdown?) • Sub of the Night: Ronaldo Gomes (Guillotining Mr. Bean is both impressive and slightly mean.)   Short Interview with Main Event Winner Dusty Rhodeo: • Interviewer:Dusty, you’re now 2-0 in Beerleague with two first-round finishes. A title shot next? • Dusty:Well, shucks, I reckon if they keep lining ‘em up, I’ll keep knockin’ ’em down. • Interviewer:Thoughts about The Organization? • Dusty:They pay me, I fight. Simple as that. • Interviewer:New contract? • Dusty:As long as Dirty Dicks keeps sponsoring, I’m in.   And there you have it, folks! “Just Some Fights

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Just announced! @chuckw94 will donate an additional prize from Hellbent and Hell's Balls! Creation date is tomorrow! I have a feeling some people are going to have some very interesting names, and hopefully some creative avatars. I can't wait to see what people come up with!